 Good afternoon Foundation staff. This is level 4 researcher Theron Sherman and today's broadcast is a brief view on a real asshole of an anomaly We're talking about scp 5950 object class Euclid special containment procedures scp 5950-1 and scp 5950-2 were held within livestock containment Enclosure 9 at site 21 and provided with the standard maintenance required of domesticated livestock if new scp 5950 instances are discovered there to be contained in even numbers within aquatic transportation units according to capacity limits If new scp 5950 instances are discovered there to be contained in even numbers within aquatic transportation units according to capacity limits Instances found already in possession of a host will be contained evenly within humanoid transportation units All recovered instances will then be transported to para zoology site 72 for permanent containment and the current containment procedures will be updated description scp 5950 is a parasitic subspecies of Pacific flying squid genus totorotus pacificus capable of fully integrating themselves into human hosts scp 5950 instances are approximately 60 centimeters in length and weigh 1.5 kilograms Instances have a large human like eye on the upper tip of their mantle while the lower mantle terminates in eight legs and Two frayed tentacles compose the nervous tissue without a host the average lifespan of an scp 5950 instances approximately one year Which is analogous to non-anomalous variants members of scp 5950 use organic jet propulsion to enter a human host's rectum similar to the way non-anomalous Pacific flying squid use it for aerial local motion After entering a host's anus the scp 5950 instance will position itself So its head will remain protruding from the host functioning as the new visual center The eight legs fused to the host's rectum at which time the scp 5950 instance will secrete a complex toxin composed of propa fall Penta barbital thea pentyl sodium chloride and water This toxin puts the host in a semi-comatose Paralytic state during the duration the at best station the scp 5950 instance then attaches its two tentacles to the host's spinal cord It assumes full control of the body Once fully integrated scp 5950 instances will consume food and water using the host's mouth excreting waste from the same orifice The scp 5950's host will walk backward in a quadrupedal fashion with their posterior held in upwards Orientation so that their anal eye is faced in the direction of motion While possessing a host an scp 5950 instances average lifespan is approximately 20 years Remaining in the same host for the duration of its life Addendum 5951 Two scp 5950 instances were acquired by the foundation in 1945 Along with several other anomalies formerly contained by egemia The recently discovered species was known to egemia as the shireme squid named after the folklore stories surrounding the species Due to the strain of egemia's wartime effort They only documented basic information on scp 5950 out of the three captured instances Only two remained alive with a third dying of unknown causes The instructions included with the instances indicated that human hosts would be required within six months to keep them alive upon containment D00789 a 25 year old male and D00788 a 24 year old female were chosen as hosts for the scp 5950 instances Once fully integrated into their hosts the instances were held within livestock containment inclusion 9 at site 21 Incaptivity scp 5950 display characteristics typically associated with grazing herbivores Consuming approximately two kilograms of vegetation daily the two instances designated scp 5950-1 and scp 5950-2 Acted as a mating pair though. No offspring were ever produced Addendum 5950-2 on September 22nd, 1965 scp 5950-2 was found deceased with scp 5950-1 curled around it in the fetal position scp 5950-1 refused to move away from scp 5950-2 Having to be forcefully removed its interglutial cleft was covered in a saline solution an autopsy revealed scp 5950-2 experienced sudden cardiac arrest leading to death Following this incident scp 5950-1 displayed behavior typically associated with mourning including lethargy consistent tear production and refusal to eat or drink after approximately two weeks scp 5950-1 died due to dehydration and stress-induced cardiomyopathy Whoo, I've been working here for years and that is at least in the top 47 of the weirdest things I've seen Hell, that's the second butthole surfer I've seen in the last two months All right staff that ends our broadcast use your foundation encrypted YouTube account to like comment subscribe Hit the bell and support our broadcast at patreon.com. That's site 42