 I am 31 years old, so you know what I don't do? I don't hang around at Chuck E. Cheese. I don't spend much time with the little blocks, with the letters and numbers on them, stacking them. And the third thing I don't really do, being an adult man, is use TikTok. Well, that's kind of a lie. I do have a TikTok for my podcast. You know, the curiosity got the better of me today, and I thought, why don't I go and see what's there? I was trying to think of what content I would enjoy on TikTok. I wonder what people are creating with the Nintendo Switch, because there's gotta be, right? Um, let's find out. Oh, like, comment, and subscribe. This is a weird video. I don't really make videos like this, but I thought I'd have some fun today, so I don't know. I think I've discovered the best thing about Singapore Airlines Business Class. It's the HDMI port. I brought my wall charger from home. HDMI port. This is really short. Why would you need a HDMI? The Switch. 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Yo, this guy really traded one Switch and like four games and a poster for another Switch, a bunch of 3DS. I wouldn't be bragging about robbing a man. You know what I mean? Like robbing your local bank and then making a TikTok. Yo, I just, I just robbed my local bank. I got $1,000 in change. Okay. Here's the secret about the Nintendo Switch. We're about to learn a secret. As you guys know, it comes with two Joy-Con controllers, but because they're such a small size, they can be really easy to misplace. I've never lost a Joy-Con like down the couch, but I could see it happening. All you have to do is go into the menu here. It says controllers. Then you just look at this one right here. It'll vibrate loud enough for you guys to locate that hidden Joy-Con. This man just made a 28 second TikTok about how controllers can vibrate and he has 400,000 likes. Dude, my guy, I'm on the wrong platform. I'm out here making 20 minute long videos. This guy goes, my Joy-Con vibrates and 400,000 people like it. I've never had 400,000 likes on a video. Funny, my mom has been losing her controller in the middle of the night. Hope she found it. What, what? What's going on here? No, no, no. Don't put that sideways. No, I don't like that. Ew, no. Looks so much better. No, it doesn't. It looks like a cake. Nah, this ain't it, says Metal Gamer Guy. No, I agree. Also, this reminds me. Sakurai posted a picture of his game room recently and he puts his console in sideways as well and he like makes games for the Switch. Maybe this guy is onto something. Maybe this is the right way of doing it. I hate it. It looks wrong. Also, while we're talking about Sakurai, he just made a YouTube channel and it's sick. I watched a whole video on how he does stopping in his game. So it's so brilliant. Oh, this chick. I always send these videos to Bob. There's such a vibe. I love this. Dude, look at her keyboard. I hate her. I hate her. I'm so jealous. Her keyboard matches her like matcha, matcha, matcha tea drink. Like her aesthetic all the way across the board is perfect. It's so frustrating. I could never be this level, man. Her nails match her like Joy-Cons. One of those people that just has life figured out and I hate it because I'm spiraling out of control. Although the one thing that sucks and Bob always points this out, every games he plays on that monitor is stretched. You ruined the whole thing. Look at that white ass. This one should be good. Wait, this is seven seconds long. Why are you still watching all the games on the... All right. No, there are games. There are games that are bad. I can think of off the top of my head. First one, main one, Outer Worlds. Regret by that. All right, cool. Me once a month remembering I own a Nintendo Switch. Who you got on your wall? What is this aesthetic? You have a pink bed with a teddy bear and then walking dead the TV show posters everywhere. That is like just the weirdest show to have on your wall. They got Shane. They got Rick. They got Maggie. They got Beth. They got Darryl. What? What? Because I know the names of all the characters. I'm a fan of the show. Shut up. I'm not blushing. You're blushing. Wait, hold on. I want a better look at that walking dead wall. I'm fascinated by it. Machan. There's like a bunch of Rick. I got the first comment. I think she likes the walking dead. Not sure though. That's the whole video. Once a month remembering I have my Switch and then I play it. That's the whole thing. And that has even more likes than the other guy's video. Fuck, what the... That must have like millions of views to get that many likes. I just need to start making videos like this. The first thing I did when I got my Nintendo Switch OLED. Well, you opened it? You set it up? Okay. All right. What? I'm upset. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Actual gameplay from my Switch. Oh my god. She drew the Among Us. No way you won. That is pretty funny actually. That's us though. That's pretty cool. Nintendo Switch Light Owner. That's how it's done. So I just traded one of my viewers this brand new Nintendo Switch. Oh, it's this guy again. I also traded him his son's favorite game Mario Kart. If it's his son's favorite game then he probably already has it. His son's always wanted a Nintendo Switch. He saw one of my videos saying I was trading older video games for Nintendo Switch. He had tons of old video games from his childhood that was just sitting around collecting dust. Don't do the whole they were just sitting around collecting dust. You know, they might still be a lot of money that he could have sold and bought a Switch. Oh, he's not going to play. The fact that he's not showing you what he got. This dude didn't want to out himself this time. Welcome to week 12, day two of trying to lose weight using my Nintendo Switch. I tried to do that. I got bored. Here's a secret about the Nintendo Switch that a lot of people don't know. Oh, another secret. It says funny noise in brackets. I bet this is when you like touch all the different buttons on the home screen. It does like bleeps and bloops. It's ZR on the back right trigger and this is the sound it makes. They all make different noises. Look, I got my switch right here. Got this one. And then you got like, you hear that? It's like a that's like a glit glit if you click in the right thumb. But what I should be doing these TikToks, man. This should be me. I could have been famous. Top 10 Switch games. The last two have to be Mario Odyssey and Zelda, right? You put Zelda in the hashtag and you didn't put it in your 10. Poor crossing. Animal crossing is actually a perfectly fine number one. Oh, these Nintendo Switch TikTokers are killing me, man. They don't get it. They don't get switched like us. You know what I mean? Oh, they're wild out here. Hi, I'm not Reggie Feasomey. And I'm here to tell you about all the great games you could play. You know what? I just realized this guy's trying to be trying to be donkey. This is a donkey voice. Listen, I'm not Reggie Feasomey. Hi, that is I can't do donkey. This guy's trying to be donkey and I don't appreciate it. Here are my top five favorite games to play on the Nintendo Switch. All right. You know what? This guy right here, I like this guy. He's got the inside info. He's on camera with a bright smiley face. He's just being himself. I think this guy's going to have a great top five. I think it's going to have Animal Crossing, Breath of the Wild, Mario, Mario Kart, and Smash Brothers. This guy knows his stuff. Number five is Luigi's Mansion 3. Not only is it a great game in its own right. Number four is Mario Kart 8. Number three is Super Smash Bros. We're two for five. But the fact that Luigi's Mansion was there, that means that one is going to be missing. Number two is Super Mario game. And putting in that number one is Zelda Breath. I'm sorry. Luigi's Mansion is not better than Animal Crossing. Great game though. I'm ashamed. My passion in life is cozy games. This is all I talk about. My God, you have a nice camera. Your lighting is so good. I'm like getting fried by this light over here. My hair is turning into a frizzy mess. And your hair is even like curly and it looks nice. You're just doing better than me with everything. Hey, how can I be in? Hi. I know that game store. That game store is in Seattle, I'm pretty sure. I've been to that game store. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah. No, that isn't. I lived in Seattle for a year. I'm, I don't know when I would have gone there, but like that's too much of a coincidence. I've definitely been to this game store. That's wild. My mom told me that you guys had a game that I was hoping to check out. It's a tricky little thing. I know that game. That is, I've been thinking about playing that game on the channel. It's pretty inappropriate game. There's, oh my God, his eyes are bopping out of his head. He can't wait to tear into that game. I said I wouldn't end stream until I got a 300 in bullet. I hate that TikTok voice. I know, I know, I'm like, I know. I'm not the, oh, I know everyone complains. I know everybody above the age of 30 complains about that stupid voice. Mm, every time I hear it. Kawa! Here's three things that you need to know about. Oh, it's my guy again. Is this my counterpart? Is this the me of TikTok? Number one, whether you have digital or hard copy games, not to worry, you can transfer not only the game. And he's got multiple switches. That's something I'm known for. Let's go. This is amazing. Mama, I love it so much. Yes. This is not amazing. It's shit. You don't need that, my man. You know what? We don't need this. We don't need that. Why? Because we the best player in the game. And that's facts. Yo, we need that, my man. Hold on. That's pretty funny. Don't let your girlfriend see it. See what? The switch? The beamer? This guy has been everywhere since my video, by the way. Here are five cozy games to try specifically for the switch. Garden Story. Traverse the four seasons in this wholesome world inhabited by quirky fruits and vegetables. It's like a lo-fi version of what I do on YouTube. There's so many likes. Who's in the back? There's a guy silhouette just standing back there. Like everything about this is cursed. Got a Nintendo switch from Wish. Did I just say Nintendo Swish from Wish? And Nintendo Swish as it were? Okay. Ready to what? Ready to kill? Damn, he really switched it up on you. Man, come on, Tiktok. You do better than that with a switch joke. I mean, what kind of lowbrow humor you're working with over here? Swish. That is a funnier joke than I think people are going to understand. Oh my god, Heelys? Kim bought me Heelys for Christmas. All right, that's it. I'm done collecting these, okay? What's that? I don't like how relatable this one is. I might even like this one. Damn it. So I recently visited Nintendo and- I live near here now. I could drive there right now. How cool is that? Let me tell you, it was pretty dope in there. It was like a museum. I went there on a vlog on my channel. You're too late, my guy. You're not supposed to move. He won. Don't you get it? Imagine he snatches it back after. It's like her boss. So he's just testing her. Now don't move. Here's a switch. Ah, you moved. Now you don't get the switch. Go home. Oh my god, don't drop it. Oh, you've hacked it, huh? Waiter, just tell the world you're a criminal. What is with TikTok and filled with switch criminals? Okay, so we found a couple of TikTok content creators today. We found the other guy. I forgot his name, but he's my best friend now. And Kim Chia, who seems to be reviewing these cozy games. I really like her TikToks, actually. Celeste. Oh, Uncited Moonlight. Yeah. Yo, she's into the Indies. Are you watching my videos, Kim Chia? You can be honest with me. I've reviewed all of these. And I loved them. Controller Tinder. Yes, yes, yes. Now this, this, and this are the best. I don't own them anymore because I sold them for crack. I got scared for a second. I'll get behind the joy-con and the Wiimote, but if you put that GameCube controller anywhere, but number one, you're wild. Let's go. Nintendo Switch. Nintendo Glitch. Nintendo Switch. Nintendo B. My joke was way funnier. Oh, it's this guy again. Oh, sir. Hey, yeah. How can I help you? Do you have any Nintendo Switch games? Yeah, they're going to be on the side of the store over there. Do you have, uh, God of War? That's a lot of Switch games. I haven't been there since they had Switch games. Hi. What would you like to order? Can I get an Ice Caramel? What? An Ice Caramel? What would you like to order? An Ice Caramel. That one is actually really funny. An Ice Caramel. I hope that's not a real clip and she's getting hurt at the end there. I want to see the original. Can I see the original? Caramel. What would you like to order? An Ice Caramel. Oh, it was like thunder. That's my favorite, man. I don't think we're going to find anything better than that today. You know what? I just realized something kind of scary. I've been looking at TikToks for an hour and I was about to say I could keep going, but I should probably end the video. But the scary thing is I could, I could keep going. These TikToks are actually kind of fun. I don't, I'm not really getting anything out of them. You know what I mean? There's a couple of cool ones. You know, I like the aesthetic girl. I like the other girl that does the, the cozy reviews and this out of the box guy. But I'm not really like getting anything out of these. I'm more here for the wild ones and the weird ones. All right. If you like this video, I have no idea if it turned out well. If we'll, uh, I'm still scrolling guys. I'm like, TikTok is dangerous. Don't use TikTok. It's addictive. This ended up getting uploaded and it's actually pretty funny. Let me know and I'll do another one. In the meantime, I'm going to keep scrolling TikTok. I get it now. Sorry. Uh, well, yeah. Bye.