 When I said I was going back to the streets when I said I was going to Outside, I mean exactly what I said do not try to cuff me. I'm on demon time. I am not couple Are you are you guys a couple? Yeah, yeah, how long how long give you up and together five years five years five years Yeah, that's amazing. Congrats. Yeah, no problem. And uh, who From kindergarten so y'all been friends for a minute. All right, so basically I'm just going around asking people on a Truth-a-dare There I dare you to kiss your boyfriend homie right now Is this a question And I'm just fucking with him I didn't do and I'm just fucking with him I didn't do Did you even have fun in college if you didn't get chlamydia once? Asking for a friend I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand Some other fucking want to play the ignoring game tonight. I'm going to play the boring game tonight Oh, you let me know when you're free. Okay, I'll I'll be with different guys. I'm so Just found out that contrary to popular belief listening to call her daddy is actually not a personality trait Apparently the only thing that says about me is that I can give a mean blowjob and successfully cheat on my boyfriend. So They'd be quick to be like, let's have a threesome sure. I'd love to be with another guy That's like my dream what an amazing opportunity two guys wrong. You should get your best friend Today we're gonna rate my college halloween costumes This was freshman year. Um, I was a workout barbie I felt so confident and stunning and cute. It was everything 10 out of 10. This is so lazy two out of 10 a mouse like come on girl This was like really fashion forward in 2017 but a little bit basic seven out of 10 sophomore year I was wonder woman the makeup was good, but I was literally wearing a bathing suit five out of 10 Here i'm sure from clueless the costume was overpriced, but it was also everything 10 out of 10 Junior year. I was a barbie cowgirl. I clearly stick to the barbie theme. It was super cute. I had stone tights nine out of 10 Here i'm a mummy Super cheap super cute literally went to the store and got toilet paper advantages, but it fell apart really easily eight out of 10 Also, I was just covered in dirt for the mummy makeup. So It was kind of gross If you're sending this seam nude to multiple men, you need to be doing this Go to the notes app on your phone and write down the name of every single man on your roster and assign each one a number Or if you're psycho like me, you can just reference your excel spreadsheet because it's already well organized and numbered Now find the nude that you want to send and open it in an editing app I like to use pixart anyone works fine zoom into the background of the nude And you want to put a tiny tiny number that corresponds to the number of the man that you're sending it to So that if it ever gets leaked, you know, it was him who did it Put a finger down actual hoe addition Put a finger down if you've ever been in a relationship Put a finger down if you've ever had a hickey Put a finger down if you went back to him after he f***ed you over Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with an ex Put a finger down if you talked to someone who had a girlfriend Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with a stranger Put a finger down if you made out with three or more people in one night Put a finger down if you've tried to be a hoe but caught feelings Put a finger down if you played with someone for your own enjoyment Put a finger down if you talked to multiple guys in the same friend group Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with more than three people Put a finger down if you've ever been a booty call Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up in the car Put a finger down If you've ever taken a pregnancy test And put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with someone while someone was in the room This message is for whoever's been having sex with my buddy in between our sessions. I would like to send you an editable arrangement. Yeah it is, it's okay. Not twitching at all. Stop recycling men. If you're so worried about your body count going up to stop, drop, get on those knees and give that gluck gluck 9,000 on love with you and you won't have to worry about your body count anymore.