 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. The brilliant, the most positive, positive. The brilliant, the most positive, positive. The brilliant, the most positive, positive. The brilliant, the most positive. Yep, shawlamain the guy. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots. Back for another week of brilliant idiots bullshit. How was your, well, first of all. Yep. Congratulations. Thank you, Doc. The proposal went down. I saw that big ring on goddamn, the fam, baby. Tell me all about it. I propose, man, she say yes. And I killed it. Any hesitation at all? I mean, she didn't say yes initially because she was just so... Choked up. Choked up. Damn it. How'd you do it? How'd you do it? I was going to drop the line. Okay. You know, I was going to say the line. What was it? What are your plans forever? What are your plans forever? Like, when we were saying it, it sounded dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I was repeating it to myself for the next day or two. It didn't sound as dope. Okay. But I still was thinking about doing it. And then we were just having a conversation at dinner. And she just said, you know, as I'm going out for all these interviews, she's getting her master. She's trying to do this, like, you know, interview for jobs and stuff like that. And as I'm going for these interviews, I keep, you know, describing you when it comes up as my boyfriend. I feel so juvenile. Wow. And I was like, yeah, we should change that. That's when you believe in God. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? Wow. The universe just like, wow. Just line that up easily. You know what I'm saying? Funny dope. My boy, randomly, shout out to comic Francis Ellis, just happened to be seated next to us at the restaurant. What? With his girlfriend, who he's been with longer than I've been with my girlfriend. So I was like, should I just ruin their night? Yeah. Don't call them. Should I lunge and ruin your fucking night? Yes. I let them live. I let them live. I waited for him to leave and then I popped it. No. I did. I did. I thought about it. And I almost texted him like, yo, can you videotape something real quick? I almost just said I'm in a random text. What's bad? What's worse? Proposing, right? In that moment, your boy riding with his girl right now listening to the podcast and hearing. Oh, I really hope they're listening. I really hope. He's like, babe, you got to check out this new podcast. He's got a lot of fun. I think you'll absolutely love it. She's just sitting there looking at her empty eyes at hand. Yeah. Now it's an awkward car ride. Why haven't we proposed to each other yet? Yeah. Why haven't you proposed to me? How did you handle those questions? You know who it was? It was my it was my daughter. Ooh. Yeah, my daughter. Because kids will hit you with questions like, you know, why are you and mommy don't have the same last name? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So stuff like that is like. Yeah, you feel a little guilty. You don't want to hurt her to have to explain it. Because you start questioning yourself. You're like, well, why aren't we married? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like I saw something the other day. This guy proposed to his girlfriend of 45 years. Like, bro. Yeah, cut it out. That's the point. Yeah. What was the point? Why did he do it? I have no idea. Probably because he heard that your wife is with you in heaven. Say, I can't leave her anyway. I can't leave her. So let me make sure that I can lock her down so she's with me in heaven. Not to death to your part. That's what they say. So you part. You got to rekindle shit in heaven. You think so? I mean, till death do you part. I thought that was just meant physically. That's a good, I mean, I never thought about it. I just thought that meant physically. You know what I'm saying? I wonder if that would be good or bad. Do you want to be married in heaven with your girl? Or are you like, yo, we did this, you know, for our whole life. We really wrote it out and now we deserve some new shit. Yeah, I think we're going to need a partner in heaven. We're navigating some new territory. You know what I mean? I think you need somebody you can trust me. Oh, you're saying you need a partner in heaven? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought you were like, I think we need to be a partner in heaven. Oh, no, no, no. I think we need a partner. No, no, no, no, no. You're navigating new territory. I think you want, you know, a road dog. And that, you know, based on some of the things that I've heard about the afterlife, like people say like your conscious still exists. Like, so you know you die. Okay. I would want, you know, somebody I know to be with me. Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. Do we have a guest coming in? Who's that? What's going on? Hey, Makula. What's going on? We just trying to get corona. That's what we're doing now, huh? I don't know. We just try and do it. Hey, Makula. You just walk across all the cameras. Thanks. Where have you traveled? Have you traveled anywhere? Have you been, have you left New York? Have you been out, Mixy? Okay. Well, good to see you, Makula. It's all good, dude. So she loved the proposal long story short. Yeah. And then like the second part was dope. Like the second part. I, you know, she thought we were going home, but I got us like this hotel room. And then like I took care. I had my boy Mark. You got to start the payments on that ring. No, man. No, man. No, man. Ain't nothing for free. Proposal poom poom different. Lay on your back. That's what I do. I lay on my back. I gave her that back. You know, I'm not doing no work. The work has been done. That good tummy sex. You know what I'm saying? When you on your back, you just got your tummy out. Oh, I love that, dude. That's it, baby. Looking all full from dinner. Like my abs are nowhere to be found. That's it. And then that's right. You do sometimes throw a little pump out to act like you're doing something. What? What? You never had a guy do that? You throw a little popcorn? That's all. Just to let him know it's there. Just to let him know it's there. You guys don't switch up on sex at all? Say again? You don't switch up? I do switch up. That's why I pop. No, I'm talking about the position. Sometimes I'll go on top, but that's for the kids. Yeah, I get what in. I get why shows did that. That's for juveniles. Yo, we're not in a juvenile relationship. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. And we're fiance. Fiance, I'm on my back. Yeah, missionary is like, missionary is the resting position for me at this age. Interesting. You know what I mean? What do you mean? That's when you get a little rest. You just lay on top. You turn your head to the side. And you just pump away. You get them chest farts ever? That's it. You get them chest farts. I love that. I love that when you chest. Her chest. Her chest. Oh, man. Yeah, that chestqueef. That's hot. That chestqueef is hot. That's love right there. That's your heart's palpitating. I love it. I love it. That's good, man. I'm happy for you. So it's been good, man. I'm out here, fianceed up. That ring? That ring was that ring? I had to go big. Big ring. I had to go big. Had to look at least seven? No, no, no, no, no. That's great. Seven carats, bro. That's a million dollars. Seven carats. Really? I mean, seven carat rings? It's crazy. If you want to get real good quality. But I got to shout out, yeah. Lorraine Schwartz and shout out my boy Justin. Justin Cohen over there. You let a guy help you build up your ring? Of course. Why? Is he gay? Oh, man. Come on. Of course, I'm going to get a guy to take care of your ring. Now, I had every girl in the office try it on to make sure it was right. This was a group project. We collaborated. I knew her ring size. Okay, okay, okay. But I had to see what it looked like on the girl's hands. I couldn't look at it at my boy's hands. Here he has knuckles and shit. It looked horrible with a gaussian ring. You got to see what the women's reaction was when you plucked the ring. Like, yeah. When you see other women's reaction, you're like, okay. If they're like, that's cool. Now we not doing that. Yeah, take that back. Yeah, they got to hate their man. Like I want them to look at the ring. I'm going to get my girl and be like, yo, my man ain't shit. Yo, my man stinks. This loser. I want you to think your man's a loser. That's how I want the ring to look. That's literally all the ring is full, by the way. The ring is to show that I'm doing well, okay? And she's off the market. But more importantly, I'm doing well. Because the ring is a reflection of how you're doing. More importantly. That's the truth. Yo, real talk. When I saw your girl ring out the show, she's doing well. That's it. That's it. I don't got to buy myself shit. You know what I mean? I buy my girl shit. We flex with our girls. That's how old heads do it. Young heads buy chains and all that kind of stuff like that. Old heads just make sure our girl looks good. We're out here in hoodies. Buy that big diamond. And by the way, that's something that women should think about. You know what I'm saying? But you know, everybody got to act their wage. So you can't be too mad about your boyfriend. You know what I'm saying? Not be mad, yo. But if your boyfriend invests more in his studio equipment, then he does your ring. That's a good ass point. Now, technically, I did that. What? This shit cost more than that, right? It took a while though, right? That's true though. That's the point. Like, I upgraded my wife's ring. You did? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my girl not getting that. Yes, you did. Yeah, you did. That's one time. This shit is huge. It's gigantic. She got the fucking skating rink on her finger. She don't need a... What do you need bigger than that? You know what I mean? She's a liability. We're walking down the street. I can't let you walk the dog by yourself. You're right. Got a bag of cow on your fucking finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I understand. You can go bigger. Say what? You can go bigger. Nah, you crazy, girl. These girls are crazy. This girl, how big is one on your finger? That's Charles Barkley telling you. That's Charles Barkley telling you that you need to win more championships. That's a good ass point, yo. Yo, ringless girls really not in the conversation, yo. Really? Really not in the conversation. You are just telling him that he should get a new one. No, I did not say that. What I said was over the years he can upgrade because that's what I do. He upgraded his girl? Yes. Okay, so I say you could go bigger in the next... We don't want to hear from you, Charles Barkley. You don't have a ring, right? Hey, Carl. Carl, you want to tell us how to farm life is? Huh? We don't want to... I want to look at... Tell us about your pinky ring, that playoff pinky ring. You don't know about that. First of all, this is from my grandfather's. Thank you. He's deceased now. What happened? What happened? My grandfather. Yeah. Why you had to do that? Did your grandfather marry a woman? What? Did your grandfather marry a woman? Yes. Okay then. What the fuck? I don't know. I just had to flip it. I just had to confuse you with that. I didn't like that. I was just telling Charles Barkley, yo, you didn't win a ring. He'd be like, yeah, you need to win bias. He'd be like, come on. Come on, we don't care about none of that shit. Don't bring definite things. Don't bring up my ring. You don't have one. You don't have a ring. You would just talk about a ring. I didn't even know you had a pinky ring on. I didn't even know. But if your pinky ring was as big as my girl's ring, I would know. I would see the reflection. I would see the light shining off that shit. It was stupid. I can't wait so I get my hands on it. I can't wait to get what? See, here we go. Here we go. Keep going. Keep going. Now it's a competition. Keep going. Don't put no pressure on that young man you date. Yeah. Okay? That's a sweet dude. I already told you about the story. You know they went shopping? Oh. For jewelry. For him? Not. He wanted you to pick out his new Cuban link? No. What was it? Roli, what do you want it? He got his main earrings. And he got himself there. Where the earrings at, Taylor? At home. Your buddy believed it. I believed it? Just because she said that they were looking at engagement rings too. Oh, God. How many carrots? I was not trying to look at them. They were telling us to look at them. Yo, how many carrots, yo? What? How many carrots? How many carrots, yo? Okay. This one you haven't thought to lie all the way through. No, you didn't get there. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I feel like 13. 13 carrots. No, I really don't know. I didn't know for that. Let me see a picture. I know you took a picture. For what? That's what y'all do. Let me see. I don't want to take pictures of my food, so no. I don't believe her. You believe this story? I believe she went to look at jewelry. I believe there's been conversations about a ring, especially with the jeweler. I also believe that Taylor does not put pressure on her man for the engagement ring. I don't. I do believe that you don't do that. You shouldn't do that. But now I think that you're so competitive. Please, we haven't been together for a year. I think you're so competitive that, like, because of your track background, that you just want to win. Yeah, yeah. So I think now you've put in your head like, I'm going to win this shit. Now you're going to go look at your boyfriend and be like, listen, if you got to rob the jewelry store, that's what you got to do. But I need carrots. Did you look at the podcast? Sometimes. Yo, now is the perfect time for your boyfriend to get some food. I don't want to ring you. All you got to do is go home for this weekend. It's going down in Philly. Yo. That's all I'm telling you. Just go home for the weekend and join the protest. Join the protest. You know what he's got to do is protest you being, what is it called? I saw him looting the fuck out of a foreign Philly. Oh, dude, it's crazy. I brought a hand truck. What? He brought a whole washer dryer out. You didn't see this? No. He walked a washer dryer out. He had a washer dryer unit that he rolled out. No. Calmly rolled it out. I love that. That is good looting. Yeah, because. No, I'm serious. I'm going to tell everybody. You know why that's good looting. That's good looting. You know why that's good looting? Because that's something people actually need. Yes. That's not some bull. I mean, of course, TVs are cool and all that, but a washer and dryer. Yeah. That's very specific. You need to wash all those clothes you looted. You know what I mean? Now you're going to hit the store. Priorities, baby. Shut up to Philly. Philly knows what's up, man. That's dope. So why were they looting? What exactly happened? There was a police officer killed somebody. Yes, police officer. I guess we could put that in the, I don't know where we put that. What a fucking idiot. Because why are they killing a man? They called the cops. Yeah. Because it was a guy that was unstable, obviously was office meds. And the guys allegedly had a knife. He was going towards the cop, but they shot him. They shot him 14 times. The saddest part about that story is that they had already been to the house two times that day. Yeah, I didn't even know. But that was the third time they was at the house. And they've been to that. They've been to that house responding to him a dozen times. So they know they have, they know that he has some type of mental health issues. So the saddest thing about that story is that at no point during all of those interactions, did they say, stop responding to that house. Let's send some professionals over there. Send some mental health care workers over there. That's the whole thing about the defund the police. Defund the police, yeah. I think a lot of people don't understand that, which cops actually agree with. Like, if you talk to cops, obviously not on public record, but you talk to them privately and you're like, you know, be honest. If you want to be like, you know, dealing with people with mental health issues and all that kind of stuff, they're like, that's not what we signed up for. We signed up to fight crime, to fight bad guys. Absolutely. And now we're out here being like mental health professionals. This is not what we do. So if you want to give that to someone else, we would gladly love that. Yeah, I read like a staggering statistic. I don't remember the exact number, but this is being needed, so don't matter. But it's like a high amount of the people that they interact with have mental health cases. It's like 50% of 60%. It's like a crazy number. You know mental health now, but it's like, you guys probably now that you're so deeply invested in it and like how mental health plays a part in absolutely everything. Every single thing. It's really crazy. Homelessness. Homelessness, everything. It's 90%, I would say. Everything. Mental health issues. Everything. Like interactions with the cops. Yes. Even, I would even say, if you look at like gang activity, I would say that a lot of like the wild stuff that's happening within gang activity are mentally ill people that are looking for some sort of community. Yeah, exactly, right? Because when you, people don't realize that you can, you can have a mental health issue by just being insecure, like low self-esteem. You know what I mean? Like bipolar. Yeah, but even if you're not bipolar, just low self-esteem, having insecurity, that's not being mentally healthy. You know what I mean? So you look for community. You look for something to be a part of and that gang provides that. And then what do you do once you're in a gang or not even just in a gang when you want approval from people? Whatever, whatever it takes to get that approval. Yeah, man. So it's just like a lot of that, man, what would I call it? I would call it like when you, when you, when you, I don't want to say leading with ego. It's just like when you don't really know your worth. You know what I'm saying? When you're lacking something and you're looking for something to fill you up in a positive way to make you feel good about yourself. You know what I mean? That's what a gang provides, but it's really not real. Yeah. Because you still have a hole in the bottom of your cups. No matter how much I pour into it, it's still going to come out, it's still going to come out, it's still going to come out. Nothing's going to ever be enough. Yeah, it's a drug in that way. I do feel, I feel really bad for that guy because this should spark up a whole new conversation about what police reform looks like and you know why defunding the police is important. And by the way, even if you don't want to defund the police, yo, just put some resources into new entities, new organizations. Like, who do you call when your son or daughter is having a mental breakdown? Yo, honestly, I would, it should be two people. You know how sometimes the firemen show up when an ambulance is called or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They never had that experience. It's not a fire, but they show up for some reason, right? Why is that now? It's just protocol or something? In case like any walls or like windows need to be broken in, like that's fire. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also there's like... Why'd you have Alex use a firefighter? He's done everything. He's forced gump this guy. He's literally... You used a firefighter? No, I was in law enforcement. I don't know any firefighters, by the way. Let me think if I know. Like, I've never met a... I don't know any. You know one, okay? Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, no, I do know a firefighter. Really? Yeah, I do know a firefighter. But point is, is like... Point is, is like, you have a situation where the firefighters show up as well. It's like, if there's a mental health call, I'm cool with a cop coming with a gun to make sure that the mental health professional is protected given that person they're helping does have a knife or does have some sort of weapon. Not a gun, though. No, I think gun, absolutely. You have to protect... Taser, man. You have to protect... Taser or rubber bullets. We don't know if that person who has mental health issues is also carrying a gun. No, I think the cop should have his gun. But if you're approaching it knowing that the person has mental health issues, let's assess the situation so the gun just don't come out immediately. You know what I mean? Again, many other things you should go to before the gun. But I think that you need to protect the mental health professional because they'll have nothing. All they'll have is their mental health savvy. Like, bro, try a net. Remember that shit, Batman? I'm serious, man. Y'all playing. You know how they got the fucking weighted net? Like, I'm dead serious. Like, this dude is coming at you with a knife. The thing with the little balls of the bottom of the wrap around your feet? Yes, and that shit will drop on him, and he can't... At least you're detaining him. We don't need cops. We need cowboys. If the cops knew how to lasso, bro, if they lassoed people... I think weighted nets, man. I'm telling you, like, I don't know if it's a gun that shoots them shit. Yes! Remember how Batman used to shoot them shit out? Them shit will wrap on you? Yes. That would have been perfect in that situation. That's fine. But if you miss first time, you got to get the net, pack it back in. How can you miss with a net? There's probably more in there. You got to have multiple nets. You got to have multiple nets. And the guys right there, that shit will shock the fuck out of person. Nobody's that fast, first of all. You ain't moving out the way of that shit. You think? No. Because it's spreading. All right. If you're coming at me, and that shit just spread on you, like Spider-Man a little... It's got to be some type of technology out there, something that you can... that you shoot at people and it freezes them. You know what I'm saying? We're in a fucking movie right now. I think what she's talking about, too. What do you mean? She's telling me it freezes them. We're not in Marvel, bro. This ain't The Avengers, dawg. What are you talking about? Yo, or a glove. And if they snap it, half the people could just disappear. What about that? If you had all the stones in a glove, that would be sick, right? And you can bring people back. And you can bring people back. Yes, man. I do think a weighted net would be the... I'm telling you, that's the shit, bro. Yo, do you understand the timeline of Avengers? I just watched Avengers Endgame the other night. Do you understand the fucking timeline of that? It's incredible. I don't think the timeline makes any sense. He's absolutely... Okay, break down how they time travel. What do you mean? How they time travel without affecting... Well, it's different. They explain that in the movie. They explain that in the movie. Not well enough for me. They explain in the movie that time travel is not like how it is in Back to the Future, or Hot Tub Time Machine, or any of those movies. They explain that before they actually go. You didn't see that part? I did see that part, where they're showing like the different timelines that end up happening. No, before that, when it's war machine... Yeah, they're like, if you do this thing, you go on your own story with that reality, but there's also the time that has already happened that just continues. Well, they create... They can create alternate realities. By changing the past. No. By... Well, how did they change that? See, I told you this shit. They explain that too? Because Hulk explained that to... Nobody understood that shit. Hulk explained that to the lady before they took the stone. Remember, she was explaining to him how she does a straight path? Yeah. What you can make it go do to this? Because Captain America did. Yeah. Old Cap stayed. I don't understand how that happened. At some timeline. I don't know. What do you mean though? Explain to me what do you mean? I don't understand how they bounce around in time. There was one thing that worked out really well. Called to me. In the movie. I just realized, right, is that their idea was we're going to go back in time and we're going to get the stones and we're going to hide them so that he doesn't get it or whatever the fuck, right? Oh, no, no. They went back to put the stones back to not fuck up the timelines. Because if they were to kept the stones where they had them, they would have created all these different alternate timelines. So they went back. Captain America went back to put the stones where they were. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. But the thing is, the one thing that worked out in this movie is that Thanos from back in history, right? Mm-hmm. Am I right about this? Thanos from back in history fought the Avengers in modern day. Yes. Because he got the time stone. Right? No. How the fuck did they fight each other in modern day? Because they had created, they created the time machine. So when they created the time machine, the nebula from the past came back over here and she let Thanos them in. So yeah, so Thanos from back in the day came to the present. Yes. Right? And then they fought Thanos from back in the day in the present. And the reason why that was convenient is because they killed him so Thanos couldn't just continue doing what he was going to do. If you went back and you destroyed all the time zones or not destroyed them, but if you went back and you put them where they were supposed to be, this is earlier in the movie, and then you just left, Thanos would eventually find them and then do what Thanos does. So you had to kill Thanos in the past in the present time so that he didn't continue with his destiny. No, they just had to kill whatever Thanos was there because Thanos wanted the stones. So they already had killed the Thanos from the present, the one that already had snapped. Right? We need to call one of your Marvel hookers. No, the one that already snapped, they killed him early in the movie. Right? Yes, they killed present Thanos. Yes. So when they went back to go get all the different stones in order to bring everybody back, the nebula from the past came. No, the nebula from the future went to Thanos' place and Thanos read her mind. But Thanos found out about the plot. So then that's when they sent the nebula from the past back to the future with the Avengers and she opened the time and seen if Thanos could come to the future. Got you. Yes. Okay. And once she did that it basically erased the first timeline. So it's like you had to keep everything the same so that way the timeline can go according to plan and then once you kill the past Thanos, then everything he did from that time. Doesn't count. Yeah. Because Thanos saw himself die. That's what brings the people back. They didn't bring them back with the time. Oh, shit. Wait, they didn't with the snap they didn't bring them back? Yeah, the snap brought everybody back. Yeah, no. The snap brought everybody back. Remember Hulk snap and then everybody came back. The snap brought everybody back. The snap brought everybody back. Oh. Because Thanos saw himself die. Yes. He saw it when he watched Nebula's mind. Yes. He was aware of everything. So he was like, oh, now I know what I need to do. I mean, this movie was an absolute masterpiece. Amazing. Greatest movie. Listen, I watched that shit at least twice a week. Twice a week? Easily. I love that. You get six hours a week. That's what I like to do. Like literally I like watching that shit like I like working on that shit. I don't know why. That scene from when Hulk snaps to when Tony Stark snaps is like so good for my mental health. Like it fills me with endorphins like watching old Rocky movies. I am inevitable. Yeah. He snaps. Nothing happens. I am iron man. That's not even my favorite line is when Thanos says if as long as there's people around that know what was they can never accept what will be. What will be or what is. What will be. That's a bar. Interesting. That was a bar. That's an in game in my shit. Interesting. What are we doing now? Oh, positively brilliant what a fucking idiot. What else did you see? That was positively brilliant what a fucking idiot. Oh man, I don't fucking I had something before but I saw something. Yeah. What about you? What do you got? Oh, the Birkin bag thing I think is kind of dumb. Stupid. I hate seeing poor people have conversations that they can't even fucking relate to. Like seriously, like it's Birkin bags are literally for the 1%. Why are 99% of the population having that conversation? Can you explain what a Birkin bag is? I don't even fucking know. Yeah. Does anybody know? I have no idea. But like, we need it on mic. Micaela, do you know what a Birkin is? But on mic because we can't hear you. She don't know. That's fine. Micaela, wait. Put your lips on the mic. That's why you don't have a Birkin. Come on. I don't have a Birkin. So I'm not too sure if it's like if it's an Italian brand but the way that the designer made the bag to be so exclusive you can you have to like order it. But I think it's like you have to make an appointment and get approved. Yeah, you have to be accepted and approved to do it. Yes, to go and get the bag. So a lot of the Birkins that a lot of like the rapper girls and stuff they actually get. They're on second hand market. Exactly. Those are like consignment bags that like rich people owned once upon a time and they just resold to them. They're not actually from the Birkin store. Let me tell you something about luxury. Yeah. Let me tell you something about luxury. Let me tell you something about designer brands, right? A person who never gave a fuck about that kind of shit. But you don't realize you don't truly give a fuck about it until you can actually afford it. Yeah. When you can afford it and you know if you wanted it you could have it but you don't give a fuck about it you really don't give a fuck about it. Yeah, that's a good point. There's a difference. That's why when I see all of these people having these conversations I would never want no shit like that. Can you afford it? Yeah, it's like saying like I don't want Lamborghini but it's like do you? Do you? Yeah, you never know until you really can afford a Lamborghini. You never know what you want until you can actually fucking have it. Yeah. That's a good point. The Birkin thing is just why don't you think that's true, Taylor? Like when it comes to a Birkin bag for me personally I don't wear purses like that anyway so I'm not going to want one even if I could afford it. True. But you also can't get one right now. I don't wear purses anyway. I know you don't I know you don't it's convenient. Why would I because I'm rich though. It's convenient. It's a convenient thing. No, it's nice. And it's not an insult to say you can't afford one right now. But I want to go for a Birkin though. Yeah. I want to go for that if I'm going to get something special like for a purse or something like that. You want that old state property jacket that got mad pockets tell the truth. You want that old SP bubble goose don't you? Come on, be honest. You got me, sure. That old SP bubble goose still hitting in these streets. You want to know you want to you want that baby blue Rock-A-Win below that Kristen Neif was rapping about. That's what you want. What do you say? Rock-A-Win. What do you say? Rock-A-Win blue. What do you say? I don't know. What was the line? You don't know. Rock-A-Win suit. Yeah. Powder blue Rock-A-Win suit white Nike. That's what you want. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. He wants me to just make him happy. Fuck them Birkins though. I mean that. I mean, don't disrespect anybody who got one, but it's just like, yo, who gives this shit? Like honestly, would you spend $40,000 on a purse? No. No? What is the point? Close. There's no reason to spend $40,000 on a purse. Yeah, like the purse shouldn't be more valuable than what's in it. No. Yeah, I mean, listen, if my wife wanted one. No. I wouldn't have let you buy your wife. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's a different level of, that's a different level of stupidity. $40,000 for a purse. Yeah. People out here starving. I need to know where we going, bro. Like you buy shit like that when you're stunting, meaning like when you're out, like you're going to red carpets and shit like that, you're always being photographed. That's the only reason. It's the dumbest flex because most people don't even know what the fuck it is. I love the subtle flex. Don't get me wrong, but not an expensive subtle one. What, the ring? Yeah. Can't you say the same shit about the ring? I'll chill. I'll chill. The ring means something. You said it's the flex. You're a success. Yeah, but the ring means something. Like that's a real commitment. I can take that shit back from her and make a necklace out of it or something like that. I can't take no Birkin bag and turn it into a pair of Jordans. You can resell it. Say what? You can resell it. No. Fuck that shit. Also, I'm not going to take my ring back, babe. That's yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that shit. I'm just, I'm just not into that type of stuff. I never have been, yeah, I just don't see the point. Probably because I've been broke. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I've collected unemployment checks. Like $40,000 is a lot of fucking money to be spending on a bag. Bro, also, what is the, what is the, the like, what was the girl saying? What was her name? Saweetie. Yeah. And she was like, if a guy's not buying you Birkins and not paying your bills. Send him back to the street. Send him back to the streets. Okay. Exactly. I'm so sick of broke, not talking to Saweetie because Saweetie got money, but I'm so sick of broke women, broke women coming down on men that ain't got no money. Yeah. Who would you fuck if our standards were set up that way? Ooh. Think about that. Who would you be with if our standards were set up that way? If men were, I ain't fucking with no broke women. First of all, y'all have standards too. We don't. Yes, y'all do. No, we don't. Yes, y'all do. We have standards for marriage. We have standards for girlfriend. Y'all want a girl to cook for you. You want to watch dishes, all that other shit, though. No. Because I'm paying your bills. You have to even exchange. You don't think so. I don't get what you mean. I'm saying, no, that's not the issue. What is the issue here? You're saying, what if we ask for that in return, or not in return, but ask for that with us, right? I have a job as a protecting provider. I have no problem being the financial foundation of my house. I also think it's super fly when your woman got her own. But I just want women to know that if your mentality is oh, I need the guy to pay my bills, whatever, whatever, you're not independent. I'm not in that category. You can't sing along though. All my independent women and all that shit. That shit Yeah, I don't why would I I'm not gonna ask for a guy to have a car if I don't have a car Like if I'm looking for a guy like that, I just don't think it and I want y'all to punch up I think that you know punch up. Yeah. Oh be like aspirational. Yeah. Yeah, you shouldn't be aspirational with Yeah, you should be asked look at me. Yeah, like fuck that niggas paying bill Micaela like fuck that But tell say that in the microphone But like I'm not Unrealistic, you know, I what does that mean and get closer to the microphone? Cuz I'm not I'm not asking for a Birkin. I'm not asking you to you know, take me around the world What if you know he got your money though? Let me pause just one second You know what I hate about this Birkin conversation is now girls can act like they're not gold diggers because they just got to say I'm not understanding like from sweetie's topic is like you got to take the but her Birkin comment and put it in your tax bracket Interesting Okay, but her bills are way more than my bills Yeah, her bills are crazy bills are not compared to my little AT&T bill or something like that So you got to take her statement and put it in your tax bracket and a lot of girls are offended because it's not that they Can't get a Birkin. They can't get like a Chanel or so Do you understand where like guys come from when like when they hear about you know female empowerment They hear women talking about how important it is to go to school and like be educated and have all this and then they also Hear the same rhetoric supported by women. That's like, yo, just get a dude to pay for all your shit Do you see why guys are like, yo, what do y'all really want? No, I don't feel it because you guys know what type of women you go after at the end of the day Go dig a chick the one a man to pay your bills Yeah, but there's a different level of entitlement from a girl who's like actually grinding on her career and all women have a level of Entitlement, you know why cuz y'all giving up that why so when you giving up somebody No, seriously when you giving a man something like that, let's not act like you don't have a sense of entitlement Imagine you fuck the dude last night and you asked him just to buy you fucking chick for lady You know fucking chick for lady you'd be so offended and so-and-so As a woman for dealing with a guy who can't even get me chick for lady No, that's what I didn't say you can't they don't want to that's still I would feel I would I would be stupid as a woman To lay with a man who won't even you can't ask anybody for something like you shouldn't be sleeping with you You think you think we're to ask someone for chick filet Right and whether you know it or not you feel entitled Something from this person well a lot of girls well a lot of women like that go into it like they know that he has money So they expect to get something, you know because they gave up the pussy like this thing The thing is like a lot of women fuck rich men for free Because they know that they're rich Yes, and you expect something out of them Because you're going to what you see them in the club they're popping bottles you see them on Instagram They're showing off their money on their sleeve You literally just fuck them at a hope and a chance and a win I something that he's gonna give you some money one day What about our a lot of guys get over like that women's you're saying just because we dress this way You think that we're gonna behave a certain way you think just because we're dressed in a certain way Because You think that we're just gonna give you something you're entitled to that just because we're dressed this way I think that that's a male. What are you wearing, bro? So we're popping bottles we gotta give you money But if the guy has a girl at the table that he's popping bottles that and he assumes Yo, I think she wants to give me some pussy. He's an asshole. That's crazy That's a double standard double It is a double standard, but a lot of times that girl she knew what it was when she came out What do you mean? What does that? What do you mean? You said she was at the table And the guys you know popping bottles or whatever So she's gonna She she knew what it was shout out to all the backwood ass girls fucking rich dudes for free And by the way, I I that is something to that because you know back in the day when I was active, you know, one of my peoples that I used to When I was active when I was back in the day when I was active, you know, one of the one of the young ladies I was dealing with we was super cool and she used to deal with like ball players and rappers and everybody else I'm talking about like She was dating a all-star that I know he had like 150 million dollar contracts I'm sure like that. No, this is before the salary cap. So like a hundred million dollar contract. Um And she used to be asking me for money and I'm like, why ain't you fucking such a such? Wow. Yeah, but I don't want to ask him for nothing because I don't want him to think I'm with him for his money And do you have a pa awesome wop? Wow, because you're thinking backwards. What's your pussy? What's pa? Pussy ass, what? Oh, I thought pa was like, you know how dogs paws are dry And pa is paw ass womb Okay, you're paw ass womb talk to the man that got the hundred million dollar contract and get us some fucking money Get us some money bill with me. Yes. Why are you asking me? Yeah, that's a great. I'm not even at the time I'm not even in this guy's salary cap. You know, as long as you talk to him Like why are you coming to me for and look at me by the way Not even big money And that's the thing that a lot of women probably don't understand. Did you feel weird filling that guy's shoes? Like that you guys were sharing a little something. Yeah, he might he might have had the height, you know what I'm saying, but You had the humor No, but I'm serious man, you be surprised how many men want to do something for you You know what I'm saying? So why you sitting around giving out all this pussy for free to this rich negro He's sitting around wondering why she ain't asked me for nothing yet. Oh You think that like honestly, y'all really think that makes you makes you stand out to him Yes, no No, I don't like to ask for I don't know. This is weird to me You don't like to ask for what I don't ask for money and nothing like that. Good. Don't don't don't ask for money A guy You never have to ask for money in your life from a guy Don't ever ask for money from a life if a guy really one notices that you need something and he cares about you He's gonna get for you But do not ever ask for money if you ask for money a single time it will ruin everything I promise you the only thing you should ever offer to buy a girl is teeth You know I'm saying if you see if you see she needs some teeth buy some motherfucking teeth I'm serious if it looks like God was just rolling dice in her mouth and just was like fuck it You know what I mean? Yes, buy her some teeth. Teeth is the shit. You don't think so? I love teeth, bro. You got to have good teeth. Yes, man. That's a different Yo, don't be missing teeth too, bro. I can't do that Two things you can do for a woman is change her life buy her some teeth pay off her student loans Yo, you know I just realized this motherfucker He paid off his wife's student loans and he got her braces. You just compliment yourself, bro You really are piece of shit What you mean? That's the best thing you could do for a girl is what I did. That's right Listen, glow your woman up in ways that actually can provide real bragging rights You know I'm saying you got a birkin, but as your student loans paid off I'm just saying you got a birkin, but look at your teeth Yeah, don't have a birkin in your teeth look crazy, man. Come on man. Shout out to everybody with the venez You know I'm saying just make sure I didn't realize that when you first give venez, you got to file them down I didn't know you had to wait What do you mean? What do you mean you have to file them down? You got to wait What? Hold on You're not on a microphone. Nobody can hear anything that's saying being said. We've been doing this podcast for five years Nobody has learned that still talking. Nobody's learned that it's an audio experience And there's no audio coming out. But yes, when you give so I would love to hear your story about Veneers I would love to hear your story about veneers, but right now nobody has any clue it's talking about so You can walk over to that microphone right there ideally not in front of the cameras mackayla But you can walk over there And you could tell us this whole thing page if you'd like if you feel like it if you feel like it Well, listen, all I'm saying is get your women's teeth fixed Listen People can't hear what you're saying right now You could be screaming the n-word at the top of your lungs and nobody would know because you're not on They're gonna blame it on andrews. I think I heard an interesting n-word I said I said in spanish Right, I said it and literally there is somebody who has slowed it down I told you that was gonna happen Did it catch me bro can't catch me though But the moral of the story is get your women's teeth fixed before you buy our Birkin because they're eventually gonna have a vaccine For this COVID and she can't wear a mask forever. I know it's cool. That's facts It's cool now for a way to mask. But eventually these masks gonna come off, bro Yeah, don't get your girl a Birkin, man. If your girl asks for a Birkin, she does not love you What else did you see this week that was pilotilly brilliant? What a fucking idiot scroll up I think I saw was it was something on there. I wanted to talk about what about hunter biden What happened with hunter biden? I keep hearing that guy's living the best life ever, bro But hunt everybody knows hunter was like a wild boy. I mean he was a wild boy Crack and just banging out thoughts though. That's another thing people don't realize I think he was straight banging out thoughts And there's videos what if if politicians didn't um Walk around trying to be perfect all the time. Who would give a fuck? Nobody, but he's not tracking fucking smoking crack is crazy. But if he was just pounding out piss I think there'd be some likeability to it. I think Personally the crack thing is where it gets a little relatable. That is that's what i'm saying pounding out pus or crack You're having a crackhead son might be very relatable to a lot of the country Yeah, no, it is no because that's why everybody always talks about everybody always talks about joe biden's empathy level Right and they say that he has empathy because he's lost You know, I think I think he lost his wife and a couple of sons Or his first wife and a couple of sons if i'm not mistaken joe biden lost one of his sons. Yeah, one of his sons Oh, biden and his wife. I believe Uh, no, I think oh his first wife. Yeah, okay. Okay. He's married. I believe not a jill biden Yeah, so he has a level they say he has a level of empathy because he's able to You know understand what people have gone through whatever. I'm just ready for this shit to be over He seems sweet, man. Even in like the conversations like he's 80. How can an 80-year-old person not seem sweet? Well, they were really racist back in the day. Charlemagne I don't know if you're familiar with the history of this country, but if you ask them they're Now at 80 now at 80 ideally Even if you oh, even if you owe the 80 old man walking down the street, you're like rigger Oh, he's so cute. You know what I mean? What the fuck? You know what you gonna play the knockout game? By the way, can you play the knockout game with 80 old white racists? Ooh, that's a come on now. Can you knock out an 80-year-old white racist? Did he call you Dan word? Yes, you can cough on him I think I think The rules are you can cough on there's a much more effective way of doing it than punching an old person in the face Oh, that's this positively brilliant. Go 85 south Well, yeah, sweet to my god. Yeah, sweet 85 south show But I'm talking about the Mike Tyson Oh, yeah, you message me about that immediately, bro Man, every human being needs to watch that the levels of mindfulness And self-awareness that Mike Tyson has reached is inspiring Like that's what you want to be at in your life. That's that you could tell that's years of therapy years of therapy That's years of just experience like just the way he was Talking to Boosie and I hate when people say things like oh, he was son in Boosie and isn't that no That's a og having a conversation with a younger man And that younger man Boosie was doing what you should do and og the talking that's being receptive and listening Yeah, why do we do that? We gotta stop being like that because we we we talk about cancer culture all the time, right? Yeah But when you see actual council culture happening when you see somebody counseling a person you like Oh, look at them getting suned So, you know what that does that makes other young people not want to be receptive because they're like Oh my god, they're gonna think i'm gonna think i'm getting suned. Do you think that comes from that? The fact that like you could get clout from sending somebody Yeah, especially in this era. I mean especially in the era of when it's not an og when it's someone like a peer of yours Yeah, you know, it's even when it's an og. Yeah. Yeah, you get clout by Talking back to a person, you know saying I'm saying something reckless But Mike is like so solidified in his og status that like that's not what he's looking for He's not looking for a moment. He's just having a real conversation with the real person And he's speaking to him in a way that probably very few people can talk to busi like how There's probably a handful There's probably a handful of people on the planet that could talk to busi like that I don't know because I don't think nobody ever has Like there's one thing I wish they had dug deeper on this when um You know, it was it was i'm listening to mike talking and busi connected Mike to His family getting a tv in the house, you know what i'm saying like when you come from the hood You know and you grew up in like the ghetto poor and disenfranchised area little things like that bring you Just joy But you never forget that like I never forget the first time my dad bought me a nintendo But I didn't think we could afford a nintendo, you know what i'm saying my dad bought me a pair of high tech boots I was like I was I started to go get the fake ones from payless You know what I mean, but he I woke up that morning. They just sitting by my bed So those little moments of joy is like oh wow the first time we got a cable box You know what i'm saying? So when he connected him getting a tv because his dad bet on a mike tyson fight and mike won like you could see Like the joy in busi's eyes I wish mike would have dug a little deeper because people don't realize busi's father got killed Back in the day, you know what i'm saying? So you don't know I'm sure a lot of the the the busi that we see now I'm sure he is because of a lot of that trauma that happened when he saw his father get killed So I would just have like to see mike dig a little bit deeper on that in that moment because he had busi You know what i'm saying like that's that's that's one of those conversations that leads the therapy That's one of those conversations that leads to you digging Deeper into who you are as a human like mike even said that the busi. Who are you? I'm like watching him like y'all got to meet this man's therapist Because when a person starts talking like a therapist That's when they've Really done their job. You know, I mean like that's when the therapist has really really really done their job I get that was a very very amazing interview to watch man. And I really wish um I just wish men could have more conversations like that. Hmm. What specifically about it? Did you find just the vulnerability of it all? You know i'm saying because mike tyson Like what part did you see there was everything like talked about how you know everybody was afraid of him But he was the one that was walking around afraid You know and um, he projected that because he wanted to keep people away from that wounded child that in him You know what I mean? So it was like a it's like a former protection. I've heard dmx a the same thing No, I just I just yeah, I just I just thought all that she was like super super powerful and the fact that Is hunter biden the dmx of politics? Technically, yeah, he just came out no bars that we know that we know you might be a fucking chet hanks We don't know yo shout out to chat Hey, keep going. No, no, just watch if you if you get a chance watch the mike tyson interview Or conversation with lil boosty because I just thought it was just like I've listened to it like twice. I just thought it was like So enlightening and so powerful and just Watching might be that Vulnerable which he always is if you listen to this podcast but all more so Watching it connect with boosty on a soul level. I'm telling you that conversation did something for boosty man I promise you yo if boosty dig a little bit deeper Right now. He'll find out a lot of things about himself That will help him In the next few years because he's 37 now, right Tell everybody all the time. You'll feel it. You about to be 39 When you turn, how do you About to be 37 october 30. You're only 36. Yeah, that's not wikipedia says wikipedia is a liar. Really? Yeah What do wikipedia say? Well, well, you'll start over the next three four years. I'm trying to put years of my life Years of my life over the next three four years, you're gonna start to feel I said it says 36 Got my real birthday and everything That 42 look big as fuck don't it that should look bigger than joe's 53 Yeah, rogan 53 god, listen, I look forward to it though What i'm telling you it's something about the age of four to what you are it No, i'm talking about the 53 It's something about the age of 36 37 to 40 It's like it's literally like you'll feel if you're receptive to it. You'll feel the transformation You know i'm saying you're accepting adulthood. Maybe yeah, you'll feel yourself evolving and when you hit 40 You're going to feel like a spiritual like Enlightenment like okay. I just stepped into a new realm. What is this? Do you think that like some people go that direction the other people try to like Hold on to youth. Absolutely. That's what they put Beijing in a fucking beard And that's maybe the midlife crisis to a lot of guys go Fucking louis man. Yeah, I almost had midlife crisis earlier this year. Why I almost bought a Ferrari Why in new york? I made no sense It made absolutely no sense. How's your barking, bro? Literally, I had to like stop myself, but I've been watching so much f1 There's this like f1 show on netflix, you know formula one And I was just got like obsessed with it and like the cars were so cool And I barely know how to drive like a regular car a little on a stick But I just got obsessed and I almost bought the Ferrari. I didn't just rent it It was so stupid rent it for the weekend. I was gonna buy a used one. It was so dumb Rent it for the weekend, but it was a real midlife crisis moment And I think I moved past that and I'm like, oh, I don't need these like fancy toys Rent it for the weekend. I guarantee you'll get the same fix And the fix will be better because you could take it back Once you buy the motherfucker not only do you you be like, I didn't fucking need this shit You know, I'm saying when you rent it like you have a couple of days and you're like, yeah, that shit was cool That's how I feel about my first apartment like I was just so excited to buy it and then You know, I got my girl like things cool and everything like that And then we kind of like outgrew it a bit and then I'm just like, ah, fuck. Why did I buy it? What was I doing by it? Like I lost money on this apartment now because the economy shit a bit, you know But maybe yeah, I don't know. Maybe you got a rent man Try out situations and then buy when you're a hundred percent sure No, I don't know why I written listen. Are you renting your apartment your home now? Or you bought it. I have I own my house. That's what I'm saying But like the next place I buy I'm gonna first live in that neighborhood live in the style of place by renting it. Well, no, okay. Good point My first house I rented Yes, the first house I ever lived in I rented you've been to that house before That's nice to live in that Jewish neighborhood. No, no, no. Yeah, you was there I remember because I remember y'all somebody you was riding with somebody we went somewhere I don't know the fuck we went but I was renting that one was forgettable But that was it wasn't forget but it was that was like that's a starter home So you should rent at first. You know what I mean? Then I bought a house But real quick about that like bought another when you when you rent that house and you have some outdoor space and you go Oh, I do really like outdoor space. So my next place I'll make sure that I have a good amount of space or you have or you have no garage and you're like, you know I'd like a garage. I just it's easier when it's raining or when I put the cars inside like These are things that you get to try out but homes are so expensive. You don't want to try out some shit After you purchase it and then find out you spend all this extra money on You don't even use that's what I'm saying Maybe a smarter to rent or even Airbnb for a month and I don't care if I lose that money At least I'll gain that experience before I throw it all away on something I don't like that's true It's levels because you know you rent a house and when you rent a house you can't really do anything to it Because it's ready You know what I'm saying? But you start seeing all of the different little amenities you would want what you wish you had Yeah, so when you buy like in the last house I bought like the basement was not it was not done So I was able to do the basement the way I wanted it. You know what I mean? So that was like one renovation then we did stuff in the backyard, but then with the new crib. It's like Fully renovated. So it's like literally what everything we would we would possibly who does this your wife does this. There's no you have time to do all this Okay, good. It's exhausting even I don't even like having to conversation. Yeah, don't take a hand Like our wedding Yeah, you do it Yes, yes Okay, we're gonna be that's it. That's facts. You got to decide what the wedding is. We shouldn't be a part of that at all No, uh positively brilliant Um 85 south show bt hip hop awards, man Shots 85 south the thing about television shows knows um to show up on tv As yourself. Yeah is a fight Um because one thing a lot of these executives always want to do is we love everything about you except you Except you let's change all of this for this project. You know what I'm saying? So you have to fight with executives constantly and um, I I I Put it like this whatever fights 85 south show had I could tell they won Really? Oh, yeah, yeah, because they showed up as they saw like it was like that was in their studio It was in their studio. You know what I'm saying? Like it felt like them My favorite moment was when they pulled up in them three old schools Now mind you carlos already had called them from the studio, right? So dc and chico was supposed to come to the studio But they all pulled up together. So then One of them goes, I don't know if it's dc and chico's carlos, weren't you already here and he goes? Yeah, but I can't miss this slow motion That shit was dope and it just made me say to myself We it has to be a movie starting the 85 south show What would you do? What would you do? I mean, I got I mean, I've been had ideas for them, but all right, so we don't want to give away all the jewelry But I don't I don't I don't want you feel like they got to be in a movie. It's gotta have got to man Those guys are brilliant man Carlos chico and dc are brilliant and it's not even the fact that they're just funny there What I always say I love in my comedians Smart and funny. Yeah, you got to be smart Like you can't be a dumb comedian, bro Like nobody likes a dumb comedian that your fault jokes ain't gonna last yeah You know I'm saying like I don't care how many times you smash watermelons all that shit like I need some bars I need you to make me think You know what I mean and and and they to me they absolutely positively have that, you know, yeah, and it's just um Yeah, it's just very relatable. It's actually when you it's a new way of doing comedy almost Yeah Because I've always told you and I've always told you I think you've you've you've mastered it You've mastered the artist stand up. Thank you, right? But It's difficult very difficult Y'all's been do you still spend years building out a set? Yeah, of course. See what I'm saying You know like 85 soft show can just show up Yeah, you know, I mean and just riff and kick in and improv and have a good time and people Eat that shit up and I don't know if that shit is you know, is it better? It's like most people probably know me from riffing with the crowd because those are the clips that we put out Yeah, you know when you come to a live show of mine You know, I might mess with the crowd for a quarter of it I might mess with the crowd for something around that Al intertwined, right? But I have an hour of just material that I'm also going to end up doing that night You know, but the clips that I'm posting are the moments that I have just messed with the crowd I think people really love that because they know it's like you being a real comedian in the moment It's not manufactured. Yeah. And the podcast helps you Just like the podcast helps the 85 soft show because they're used to hearing you have conversation So you can go out there and have that luxury of I fuck with shows, you know what I'm saying? Because I've listened to shows just talk You know what I mean? I've listened to the 85 South Show just talk So you have that luxury of being able to go out there and they're gonna give you that grace You know what I mean? Some motherfuckers don't get that grace You know what I mean? They go out there and look at that first joke fly and it's all booze You know what I mean? Because I don't like all that setup shit no more. I don't know if I like that I need it to feel like you're just talking to me if that makes sense Yeah, yeah, I'm not like a joke blower if you will there are certain guys who are joke blowers and they're great at it What's a joke blower? I mean they're just like here's a joke about telephones. Here's a joke about uh uber So yeah, whatever and they're really clever and really creative and it's great It's just not stylistically what I've ever loved like I've always loved the conversationalist I've loved like the patrice o'neill's where it's like. Yeah. Yes. It's a it's a conversation with somebody But it's absolutely hilarious. Yes, but it's real like like a lot of times at least when I try to look at my jokes I want to make sure that I could have that as a conversation with someone Like literally we could be talking about that topic and I could tell you the joke in conversation And you just laugh and you wouldn't feel like I'm telling you this. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. That's what I like I'm with you but you also have a very high standard for funny because You're used to having funny conversations for a living because I got a bunch of comedian friends And just people had to just naturally funny, but also is something that you do regularly So you can see the difference, you know, it's it's it's it a lot of ways it's kind of like diamonds It's like you just see a big diamond and you've never seen diamonds before you're like, oh, that's pretty fancy But once you've seen some diamonds, you'd be like, oh, that little one is way nicer than that big one Yeah, you know or not having one Yeah, not having one at all. It's really rough. What's crazy too is um must must be uh, man. That shit is tricky Yeah, no, no, no, no, but I feel I mean, I'm not gonna judge anybody who don't have a ring You know I'm saying it's just you can't you gotta be nobody wants to commit to you yet. That's all crazy That's not like crazy just ducking bad vibes. That's all that's all ducking bad for now Eventually you'll meet somebody and they'll want to commit and they're gonna lock it down bro They're gonna put them vegetables on your hand. I have a question for y'all since y'all want to throw subliminals What are you talking about flow subliminals your ring is subliminal Why you talking about my grandpa's ring He said Taylor's ring is sneak distance Why are you talking about my grandpa's ring? Nobody's talking about your grandpa's ring We're talking about the ring you don't have But why do you think every girl aspires to have like a marriage and everything like that you tell us y'all the women I don't know Yo, you're different. You got to understand that you're different But it's because I'm looking for success in career like why I don't need a man to you can look you can you can have both I can't have both. I'm not saying but I'm not looking for the marriage first Um, you don't know what's gonna come first But I'm saying you're making it seem like the ring's the most valuable like every woman said I just want to start a competition with you because I know that you're gonna go for it If she thinks the ring is not valuable Taylor's boyfriend if you're out there listening, you don't have to propose with a ring You can just ask her since she doesn't think ring's viable. As a matter of fact, get you a little piece of rope Give me a house. Give me a house in the ring. I'll be good. No. Fuck the ring. No, no No, no, no, no, you get on one knee you propose with a Philadelphia Eagles helmet You get her a fucking old school daughter of the mcnavager and she would love that Make sure god damn Make sure that shit is playing What you mean, what was that beat don't act like you don't know what that beat. I don't know what beat that is Rock the mic That's how you sound Wait, wait, wait. What what was that? She said she don't want to ring. That's all It's all good. That's cool. You can be like You'll be fine. Yeah, trust me. You'll be fine. Listen Rhapsody Winning lyricist of the year at the bt hip-hop award. Oh, shit, you know That made me feel good. I know you've been you've been really, uh, touting her highly for years. Nobody listens to me You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know, nobody listens to you Nationally syndicated It's just good that bt gave her they got it right flowers. They got it right lyricist of the year She's actually one of the best not for a woman. She's one of the best period. What's your favorite, uh, we we don't have to bring up her period What is your favorite rap city bar? Oh Man my favorite because you've been talking about rap city for I feel like three years minimum Favorite rap city bar. See I can't quote bars like I used to but She got I'll say on the songs to join her with j Cole She's snapping on that. Um when she says something like, uh Something something in the bucks something something might give a million one fucks. That's I can't quote. You got to hear it Say, um, I love I love how she snaps on power with Kendrick Lamar So those are the songs you would say to people if you were like, yo If you want to get into rap city if you want to just hear some fire I would tell them listen to Layla's wisdom. I would tell them listen to Layla's wisdom And then after you listen to Layla's wisdom didn't get into eve, you know Me eve was the project she put out. I think last year the year before last But she's just She's just really dope like I rate her like I rate Kendrick I put her up there like that like I think that we should be talking about rap city the way we talk about The Kendrick's the drinks the j Cole's. Wow. I mean, I think she's she's up there like that but She got a vagina And you think that holds her back. Absolutely man. We got to say it's okay to admit it. It's okay to say That rap is a misogynistic genre Now is it is it because she doesn't rap about things that men want to hear like somebody might say that Cardi B raps in a way that men Would like women That's misogynistic to rap and that is my pussy to make you care Yeah, but she also speaks in a way that I guess some men hope Women speak in the same way like porn Is the epitome of what a man might want in sex but not necessarily what a woman might want in sex Like there's a lot of women who watch girl on girl porn because that's to please the woman clearly Whereas guy on girl porn is made for the male audience and is Cardi creating that type of rap music. Yes. She's she's creating and I fuck a card. I love Cardi But yes, it is it is way more digestible for she's creating rap music for male fantasy For male fantasy, but also for women fantasy too because I was actually trying to troll the group chat last night Um, and I didn't get your reaction. I wanted because they actually agreed with me I was just like I said if black women supported other black women Then rap city would be You know huge that was gonna be my next. Yeah And what did what did you say? McKayla one of you now look get put put put her lips on the mic I'm trying to get you a Birkin learn to put your lips on the microphone. Oh my gosh Oh But on the microphone, please fucking a Somebody had a very good point after I said that I don't know if it was you and I think McKayla grew yo You said if black women supported black woman rhapsody would be the biggest rapper out Um, and then nila said she's gonna be fine It's just taking longer because she's not showing skin and then you said, uh, oh wait nila said women don't envy her And you said, why do you have to envy someone to support them? Like you want to be her and that's the truth like that's that's what women want We you look at women that you want to be like hence hence broke women having conversations about birkins That they can't afford or we'll probably never see because you want to be sweet You want to have that relationship? You want to touch that? Well, it's aspirational. Yeah, so it leads me to what was one of my next questions is what's wrong with being talented as fuck Nothing's wrong with being like I think people only reward talent people only uh Want to be you if you're talented if you're making super money from it, you know what I'm saying like if rhapsody had the success of a kindrick where she was selling multi Millions of records and you know, she was I mean, she'd been an endorsement before but she was all over commercial You know the type of success I'm talking about if she had that level of success. Would you want to be her then? That's to be honest, rhapsody doesn't sell sex. So that's all it is So you that's my so you have to sell sex in order to garner people's attention as a woman as a woman Fortunately, yeah Y'all should try to change that narrative hold on hold on hold on hold on I think that's if you want to garner male attention Right because if women are talking about sex men will listen, right? There's tons of sex podcasts that men will listen to What's that? What's that on the mic? Yeah, on the mic bro. What is it? I'm just saying is women that like wop in here? Oh, that's true. That's true. That's true. But they're the outliers. They're the outliers. Okay She didn't stop eating that shit. She's grown too much Holy shit How much wop have you eaten on before? Got it You're six seven I was trolling mackayla the other day in the group chat too. I just wanted to fuck with her. What'd you say? I'm just like, yo, mackayla gained 50 pounds. This is phenomenal I don't think you gain weight, but you have grown. No, but I was setting up I was setting up a punchline. I was setting up a punchline So I was like, yo mackayla gained 50 pounds. Yeah, and then she said something. What did you I don't remember what you said I have or something like that. I was like all that running you did in your video for nothing She had a music video and she's just running in the video. Oh, I got where's the music video. I gotta check it out It's really good. Is it about uh, is it about sex? No, actually about love and romance. Listen, I am disappointed That you both think As a woman you have to sell well, tell me tell me we're not saying that we are one at a time one at a time One at a time you have to and also yeah Yeah, so it's not about selling sex, right? But it's about like feeding the demographic and if men Want to hear women talk about sex in a way that they hope In the in the way that they fantasize women talking about sex then they'll listen to it If women are talking about sex like oh, you're gonna need to respect me and kiss me on the forehead Tuck my hair behind my ears and then missionary me. I don't think any guy's like, oh, yeah, that's fire I want to listen to that We want to hear hit the dangly thing in the back of your throat because we look at the back of your throat like Yo, I think I might be hit that dangly as a old I'm 42 right, so I grew up off just women who had skills. So if you were just dope Exactly, you get respect and you get more respect. It's like if mckayla mckayla is tall, right? Yeah, but selling peppers was singing about sex. No, not them. I'm talking about like I'm talking about queen I'm talking about mc light. I'm talking about queen latifa. I'm talking about yo yo I'm talking about money like these women could wrap the ass off rod digger like put it like this mckayla is six nine Right, right? Yeah. Yeah, but if she actually dumped And like you saw her in the court and she crossed her dude up and dumped you be like, oh Shit, it's a different level of respect because she's a woman So when you see women getting busy with rap and they just as good as the guys are better That's what you salute and you respect. Yeah, we salute and lauren hill because she got busy Bars you salute ramy marca. She got busy with bars That was a different time in music too in general now people like to listen to garbage and that's that's men too Like a lot of people don't talk about j Cole anymore. We love j Cole But people would rather listen to lil baby or the highest selling rapper female rapper of all time Who is that? Nikki manage. Nikki can rap. Nikki is the first female rapper to ever do a hundred million Yo, she can rap her ass off What did she rap about recently? But she raps about male fantasy though Not all the time Your anaconda don't want That's not right though Literally every song she talks about these niggas is my stuff Yeah, but a different type of text. It's it's how she's doing it though. Like it's so I like her bars when I first started listening to Nikki on mixtape She was snapping. Yeah, I mean don't get me wrong. She rapped about sex, but she was snapping It wasn't just about sex But now all her music videos are her in a blow-up pool With you know colorful bikinis on shaking her ass. Okay, explain missy that Missy's people are probably argue that missy's probably the most talented Female And her legendary status from when music was when people valued women who actually had bars and talent Come out now But missy came out now would not missy came out in the little kim foxy brown Male fantasy foxy brown But think about it missy tried to come out now People would not accept her I don't know. Yo, I think she would be in the same boat as rhapsody I think that was missy able to and what's and what that other rappers named chica. I love her chica Chicology, I love She's talking to the mic. She's a big girl. Oh, she rapped last night Yeah And she's like the she was the best rapper on the on the freshman class like but no one really pays too much attention to her But because no one's attracted to her though. I think it's okay. So listen. All right. Um, lizzo doesn't necessarily fit Let's talk about lizzo's standards that people Missy missy didn't fit standards. I think you can change any narrative with talent. I think lizzo's talent Is what gets her over. I think missy's talent is what got her over. Yo, that's a good point Why do women have to be beautiful? Why can't they just be talented? I think that's super sexist, right? say what Yeah, but yeah, but besides that like It sucks to me because like there's always a conversation around lizzo whether she's beautiful or not And i'm like, why does that have anything to do with it? It sucks that women are Forced to also be beautiful alongside anything else they do like if you're a pilot you can't just be a beautiful You have to be a beautiful pilot, right? You like every like it's non-stop about even michelle obama. She can't just be smart. She got to be beautiful Like why no dude. I got to be beautiful and don't put that pressure on yourself, man Like because because actually you're objectifying yourself when you do that Yeah Oh, do you want a Birkin for Christmas or not? Dude, you can talk. I want a year of rents, please. Um Women do we're very critical of ourselves, but we're gonna act like men haven't made that It's stop it's your it's your fantasy. It's our but no, it is our fault that we're great. Um, Yeah, we're buying into it though. Hold on We are preconditioned by god Right, don't leave yet because you're gonna talk again. Um, we're you want to just sit down Okay, say what? Oh, no, that's fine. I'm good. Uh, we're prejudices Uh, predispositioned by god women. Alex. You don't want to be close to a tall woman. No, this doesn't feel like Where's we like hot girls man We don't want to like them. It's annoying, but we do it's just what it is, right? I think women like successful men successful doesn't have to be rich by the way, you can be the best at darts But they're gonna make some money out in dark exactly. Hey, hey compared to other dark players Yeah, you know gotta be compared to a banker, but I think women like greatness I think you're attracted to greatness and you're attracted to success I think that that is like a natural innate thing. Okay. That's not to say you don't find men good looking But you could deal with an okay looking dude. It's incredibly successful Like like you said a lot of these rappers ain't good looking Right, like are they good looking a lot of these rappers? No, they're not classically Come on Wow, y'all disrespectful the only ones I think is I hope this girl's the y'all in the street and She's like Taylor's Put a seat right next to Alex See right next to Alex, but she how we just remember where we're not attracted to a little baby We're not saying that he's a bad rapper Y'all sitting around having conversations about how how y'all think little baby look we're not having conversations You just know y'all said that together simultaneously like y'all been thinking about this Y'all said this with no hesitation He's the first I don't know we've never had conversations about all jokes aside. I'm not even playing if this such thing is an ugly man No, we don't be we don't come in ugly We don't come in ugly He got new skin now. That's why he wants to be like, you know what I was I was medium handsome. I've always been medium No, you were medium ugly I'll be honest though And I don't mind saying this about men I can say if a guy's attractive or not attractive you glowed up, bro I'm not gonna lie. You did glowed up because you were And now you're handsome, bro And I always over achieved in the wop department. That's true And the what in the wop department and I was always the guy women would come on to Because you're funny. You're funny. You think so Look how women I said it Beautiful Successful before success though It's high school. It's high school baddest girls. Oh Tongue kissing me. I'm like A high school doesn't count because there might be some like that's what you think who was in your high school I have many people y'all think I know and they might and they might be ugly now I can't wait till you become successful so a guy can talk about fingering you in ninth grade and then you can tell I was a virgin until college Oh Well, I didn't do any of that until college really that's good. That's how you don't believe me I don't believe you. Why I don't know I was really heavy in church and then a lot of guys didn't talk to me because you was talk No, because I was really skinny Yeah, I had braces and oh Yeah, so when I got to college, that's when I started pulling Pulling the men and that's why you treat men so bad now. I treat men Amazingly you treat men so bad now because how they treated you when you were skinny with braces That's what this is about. I treat everyone with love and compassion. Oh Yeah, okay. We don't care about Taylor. When did you start getting into girls? Um, I actually kissed my first girl in elementary school, but I didn't have sex with girls until sophomore year from college Why are y'all laughing? What sex with girls? Taylor's mad funny, y'all. Yo, Taylor's mad funny. Taylor's like, tell you about the birds and the birds. Because it doesn't make you like parol, parol. Do y'all scissor? That's sex? Like I just want to know what sex is. I'm not going to try to be funny. I'm trying to understand it. Yeah, what is sex? Like make what you consider? Um It's funny because I was just talking on this group in uh this app called clubhouse yesterday and we were talking about um It's lesbian sex and this like it's like a long Long journey of foreplay lesbian sex pussy cock scissors. What y'all play that game? What? Rock, paper, scissors He tried to do it right. Hey man You gotta shoot you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take god damn it Not all girls use a strap. Can we build for that? It's strap paper scissors Strap paper scissors that's your next single So it's levels to lesbian sex. Yes, there are levels. Yeah, but it's a marathon Why does it have to last so long? Why can't so just How long it takes for you to get your woman warmed up and you know and and you guys are using your penises So if that's not involved, it's just literally just you guys warming each other up So if it's a marathon, how many laps around the track do you have to take? That's just too much. It depends on the it depends on the girl. It's gonna take a long time for us to come More than five minutes five minutes 10 minutes. It could be it could be hours man. Get out of here. Yo They're tongue be hurting. Yeah, you get locked jaw and all that get out of here. Yo I mean between eating between scissoring edging you pull out toys Edging what's edging? That's edging. I mean edging you can do in a straight in a straight relationship as well Edging is when you get somebody to the point of ejaculation or like when they're about to come and then you stop Why would you do that? It intensifies your actual nut when it happens. Oh, don't straight couples do that as well No, and and a lot of people love it in like dominatrix And he was like don't come yet that shit would turn me the fuck orange. I'm about to oh my god It's kind of like when you guys have to pull out to stop yourself from coming You gotta think about something else so that you don't come quick Yo, meet the owner girl not to go They're 40 All right, number two every time my wife told me not to come she's pregnant Already did babe. No, no Already did. I'm already already did. Sorry You know what I mean? So come don't come what? Because women know they can feel it like by the time I'm there. Yeah, I'm there. How do you hold that shit, man? I'm just saying for a gotta tell me not to that is that has turned me the fuck Really? Yes, because I'm in it and then you tell me not to like oh, I want you so bad Like it's like it's a switch type of situation. Really. You don't know what I'm talking about It's a black thing then. I don't know what you're talking about I'm I've heard of like guys whispering your air like come for me. I don't want to hear about none of y'all sex life to be honest with you I do I do You're gonna try it later. Hell, yeah All I learned from this conversation is I definitely not come. I'ma piss her ass off. That's what's gonna happen I can't do this. You gotta do it when she's about when she's saying like she's about to no That's what she needs the most focus when my girl's about to come. I don't even move. I was like, you got it I just go Comatose I look like the gargoyle on top of my woman is about to come is that I don't come to The worst feeling is when you know, she's about to and you come to you about to and you like god damn And she need about seven more strokes, but you only got three you ever pull out busting You're something then try to rub her dick up against what her dick Rub her pussy up against your dick like riding it I'm confused. Okay. You're about to come. Yes, right You know, she's about to come. Okay, but you got to pull out because you can't get a pregnant. Okay So you're on your back, obviously And then what you do is You pull out and then just let her dry hump you To try to get her off. What is she dry humping? I'm soft Wait, you you're immediately soft after you bust. Don't take me long, buddy You know, the Hulk is like really mad. Yeah, but then when he comes down, he's just laying there Bruce Banner's just that fast. So you're Bruce Banner that quick Don't take me long at all. Wow That's interesting. I still I'm still walking around with a little Really? Yeah, I don't even want to be touched No, I don't want to be touched. Let me alone. I'm sensitive You know, I mean that the biggest lie ever told is when you you nut fast and then you say to your girls I'm like, yo, you want me to eat you out or something? You know, good one. You ain't got no energy to do No, I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't do that Also learn from this conversation that uh, men definitely eat vagina better than women Because Kaela's telling me that it takes them hours not to come but like you come multiple times as a woman If your woman is only coming once during sex, then that's kind of wack. Sorry Wait, what? Wait, say this again You're gonna come multiple times. No, that's true. That's this like a wage gap thing. That's very true What men have one nut in them women come multiple times during sex. You know what man? I actually do I'm I'm they should do if you're doing it, right? I feel bad for all of men who have women who don't squirt I feel bad for all the men who have women that don't squirt that don't squirt because you don't know if you're doing Doing it. No, but the squirt isn't coming. The squirt is just squirt. Nope. That's not true Maybe that is not come. It is definitely come. It's not come. It's definitely urine. It's mostly urine Sounds like a man who's never made a woman squirt. Listen I'm like, how do I go with this? I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna sit here and go Don't you women squirt? Well, you know, but I can't go not so I'm just stalled out Okay, that being said, yes. Yes, of course. I've made girls squirt. It's not them coming They might be able to time to come with the squirt, but the squirt is just pee Women don't have sacks full of cum in their body. It's yellow. It's nice P smells like pee man. Yeah, it's fluid. Not pee. It's just fluid. It's cum. No, it's not cum. Makayla, you don't know anything Fuck you know about cum. You don't know anything about cum. Okay, I'll tell you about cum. I actually have cum Okay, you and your girl just peeing all over each other like some donald trump rusher hooker romp He was making seaworld in your fucking room Yeah Thank you. I was gonna say look wait page Listen read listen on mike. Give me a phone. Give me a phone right here Give me a phone. Who's a creamer? Okay, the creamer. What you're gonna order your creamer. You're like 45 Why do you not know this? Already everybody take mackayla's mic. Okay The I know you're excited to be in front of one of those things again, but That's what you don't know to do with it Again around it ready so the present data based on ultrasona graphic Bladder monitoring and biochemical analysis indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity although a marginal contribution of Prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exist. I'll be making my woman prostatic. It's watered down urine. That's it It's watered down urine. That's what it says right here. Exactly. So what is urine in? If this is watered down, it's urined up water Yeah, dude, come on bro. Humpty dumpty. Listen. Oh, what a fucking idiot. This is funny too. And this is um It's not funny, but this is what's going to happen I think it's gonna be a lot of dumb shit like this next week if trump loses. What's that? This guy stole a bulldozer. Okay, right? Just to run over biden signs in people's lawn Now mind you is florida. We know florida's a different level of fuckery florida. They they they never disappoint But I do think we're going to see a lot of this On november 3rd florida man drunk only sells bulldozer. That's what I just told you. I know but bulldozer Yes, that shit is like on gremlins 2. You never watched gremlins 2 Yeah, great When the guy stole when the gremlins stole the bulldozer and then he bust through the fourth wall Because you know gremlins 2 was all satire. It was about how sequels are absurd. Yeah That's what I think we're going to see a lot of next week after when the election happens You're not you're not anticipating any violence On a high level Depends who wins Depends who wins, right? I think it depends who wins. I don't know. I don't know. Who do you think's gonna win? I really don't know. I have ptsd from 2016 and honestly, I just don't know because um You know they're saying biden is popular They're saying biden wins popular Going into the election hillary was up by 14 percent like here's the thing about Trump and his administration now I do see a lot of people pulling away from trump. So if I had to vet vet I would say that, you know, biden harris would win because like they're pulling out ads in florida and everything Yeah, you know, he don't have the money. You know what i'm saying? So that's a telltale sign that You know Shit might not be sweet. Wait, what are you saying with that with the ads in florida? What is that about? They're pulling out. They're pulling out his ads in florida pulling out his ads. What does that mean? Um, like pulling his ads from tv and shit. Oh, so they're not running more ads Is that them thinking we can't win florida? Let's not waste the money over there. I'm thinking You know, I mean, especially when they low on funds because florida is a big state for them But you know, who knows like they just give me the impression that um I will not lose You know, jay. Yeah, I will not lose. Yeah, that's what they trump gives me that impression Especially all the people that come out for those shows that he does man And i'm just scared of them. He's crazy. I think if it's close It goes to that scenario. I told y'all I read about a couple weeks ago And he got the courts on his side. I don't fucking know. We'll see all i'm simply telling everybody is to prepare Theyself because motherfuckers are stealing bulldozers bulldozers and driving over lawns with biden signs Well, fuckers is out here trying to kidnap, you know governors of of states You know what i'm saying? Yeah, like two people in the past week have been arrested for plotting to kidnap and kill Joe biden and sending to kamala harris. You know, i was when i was in south canline I was in south canline this week because um I was uh hosting a rally for my man jamie harrison, you know jamie harrison is competing against lindsey grand And he was a good chance that he could win and like i'm talking to people there Telling me how they're getting chased on the highway We're having biden harris prayer for new year On their cars like south canline are different, bro That's a scary brother lives there in south canline. What part myrtle beach Yo, there's a big ass. I don't know if this billboard is any way up But there's a big ass billboard Coming from charleston. I saw it in the airport. That shit says make men men again. Let's go Don't say shit out. I fuck that. It's just make men men again I don't know what that shit was advertising. There was nothing else on it. I like that talking a lot of different, bro It's different that but that's that's it's it's old school conservative values. You know, but make men men again. That's conservative Depends what they mean by that. Yeah, you know what i'm saying What if it's just like, yo, we got to get back to that man shit. What is man shit though? Fucking on your back Get on your back. Let that dick Go full mass. I don't know what man shit is man You know protect and provide man. That's that's one But I don't know what man shit is anymore But would you say that like the new man doesn't feel like they should protect and provide for their wife? They might be like, well, we should both protect each other No, sorry, both protect ourselves and both provide for ourselves the new man is different because they got instagram So the thing about instagram and social media you can pretend to do a lot of things on that But our era actually had to be out there in the field Getting things actually done. I don't think you should say get out there in the field. Shut up So it's like do not men don't have to do anything for women except post them Yeah, because I never post my girl, bro. I didn't mean either never. I'm thinking about posting uh in november though Like elect post election or something. Yeah, only because I only because my um, you kind of posted here Kind of only because my home girl My sister lisha renae Her her born days in november And I always tease her about being the third wheel Like I literally clown her on instagram every year on her birthday for being the third wheel And I have a great picture of her being the third wheel. It's amazing. Like it's a it's a really Cover your girl. That's the only reason not to Make I'm finally gonna I'm finally gonna post my girl That's crazy You're crazy. You are crazy. How did you think about that? How is that not the first thing daughter? I love so much that my girl does not want to be posted. She doesn't want that attention Like I could never be with a girl that needs that attention, bro That's constantly tagged me. Oh my god I'm here with you. I have this lavish Everything planned for you because it's your birthday all this other stuff, but it's not complete until I post it Fuck out of here And I hate any justification for that shit because I know people try to justify I say macaela Yeah, like if you fucking me you better post my music videos. I want to be well, that's different. That's that's promoting your career I'll do anything I possibly can to help my girl's career. Let's pay some bills. I gotta pee man All right guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because you need to step your breakfast game up All right, you need to step your cereal game up You're having a good bowl of cereal in the morning and you know it is full of bullshit It's full of sugars. It's full of horrible things. Why are you starting your day like that? Why are you starting your day unhealthy? 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Oh, no, that's why I was saying my new partner's at Audible um, yeah, we announced uh this week, um that me and kevin heart Are uh launching a new company Amazing With audible where we will be creating uh audio scripted content, um So essentially it's like TV shows documentaries Films but in the audio version. Um, you know, we've been working on this for like a year and a half probably more Um, because you know when you're at building companies like actual real companies, they take time, right? Yeah. Um, so Dot the eyes cross the teeth. Yeah, that's the eyes cross the teeth You know when you when you trying to create, you know legacy verticals Yeah, you know what I mean to put black creators in in great spaces. It takes a while Um, especially when you you know partnering with you know, major companies like audible, but we know is owned by Who's audible on by amazon amazon? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely And um, like, you know the audio scripted space is such a dope space and I don't think I don't think black creators have gotten into it yet You know, I mean you think about like serial you think about, um Uh, what's that show that they just turned into a tv show that julia robert is and I think it's called the hunting Oh, yeah, the hbl thing or something like that. That's on amazon. Oh, it's on amazon So it's just like, you know, uh for all the all of the creatives who I mean have these great ideas Who may not necessarily get that break for tv our film? Let's start it off as an audio play. Well, I think what's brilliant about this is that it's the barrier to entry is way, uh Lower lower way lower, especially with cost, right? Yes to record something Is way less expensive than actually like film it now. Here's the brilliant thing. You create a massively popular storyline podcast on audible which is owned by amazon. What else does amazon also have? amazon prime Yeah, you take that story you flip it right into prime and then all of a sudden you have your tv show It's the perfect funnel Yeah, and even if you're creating those shows even if it doesn't go to amazon prime like kev got heartbeat productions I got c to god world productions. Like, you know kev is Super duper into the tv film guy tv film side. I dabble in the tv film side I'm getting my chops up getting my credits up in that and so it's just like, yo This is just the perfect thing like you said, you know the barrier of entry is very low and we're able to take more risk You know what I'm saying? So a lot of the things that that tv companies or film companies May pass on even though it could be a great idea We can actually execute now. We got proof of concept and we're building an audience for this thing You know what I mean? So now the name of the game is proof of concept. Nobody's spending money if it hasn't been proved That's it. So, you know, you got to look at the audio space like I've always um You know, I'm I'm an audio guy I do radio, you know saying I do I do podcasts, right? So it's just like how do you constantly keep elevating the audio space to me? This is how you elevate the audio space, you know what I mean? So I cannot wait To to to show y'all You know, just some of the things that we've been cooking up, you know, some of the creatives that you know You know, we've connected with you know, some of the projects that we're rolling out. Um I'm actually Yeah, I'm I'm will you tell us? Yeah. I mean, we'll put I'm I'm definitely I'm definitely Trying to get something out this year. Okay. Um I already started working on it. So I'm pretty sure that you tell us about it all Be done this year, right? Yeah, it'll be done this year. I want to say but it's it's interesting It's just, you know, we're just able to have um It's dope. That's all I'm gonna say and and kev got some dope stuff that he's cooking up and you know We got some really really good things on the table and I just look forward to giving um, you know, creatives the opportunity To create Hey people be having great ideas and you got to go into these tv executives and these film executives and try to convince them Why are we trying to convince anybody in 2020? Well, we can just show them that the shit works. There we go. You know what I'm saying There we go once we show them that it works now. They got to come to us Cut the check and and and deal with us on our terms. I love it. That's it. So smooth my god kev kevin heart and um Yeah, just look to see what we cook up with audible and also too for church announcements Black Effect podcast network. We launched, uh, ebony williams last week Um, nina turner is out teslan figaro is out steve smith cut to a steve smith is actually top 50 in sports now Yeah, steve smith is steve smith cut to it is top 50 in sports. All the smoke is top 10 in sports Um, teslan is like top 125 in sports ebony was cooking last week. I don't even like last time I looked ebony was like Number 30 in news, which is big Because news is, you know, Ben Shapiro and russian limbaugh and cnn and fox and all that so But her holding court is very very good. I encourage y'all to go listen to the new episode. Um, Breonna about Breonna Taylor the one that came out last week She explained it really well. Yes. Um, they're doing supreme court They're doing the supreme court and why they should expand the supreme court Yeah, oh, yeah, that's gonna be a good the argument for expanding the supreme court Yes, which they should do I mean and and and somebody even explained to me because when I was in home in South Carolina this week I said Packed the supreme court and it was like stop using that language. What do you mean stop using that language? They're like, don't say pack. Yeah, they expand I'm like, okay, but why should they just so I know balance can't have a supreme court That's got a six three conservative vote like that's free. That's gonna work for nobody. That's not america So Is the should the supreme court? I guess and it shouldn't be six three either way by the way No, I understand what you're saying. I guess I guess the idea with the supreme court is That these people are supposed to be the most objective minds and we know they're not and we know they're not based on their voting record They do tend to vote based on their politics, but Their political party shouldn't matter if they were being objective It just so happens that how they interpret the constitution is affected by their political Yes, it just so happened that trump has appointed three People that see things his way Are republicans way? Yeah as a democrat would do II I mean, I don't be honest with you. I don't know because I've never paid I've always I've always looked at the supreme court and I always just thought in my mind They're supposed to be objective. That's why I never got upset at people who call clarence thomas and uncle tom You know what I mean, or like I just never I just always thought they were supposed to be objective But now you're like, okay, they can't you can't have a a supreme court that's six So the idea is to add more people So is this fair so that it's even so then we shouldn't make it Based then we should just make six positions for democrats six positions for republicans. That would make sense, right? I mean, what would make sense is if they could be truly objective and keep their politics never happen That's that's what's important because the the inception of these roles where it doesn't matter what your political leadings are Yeah, but I guess it just hasn't how do you even pick that? That's like the 44,000 when you were jahoba's witness like when I grew up with jahoba witness They would always talk about the I think it's the 40 with 144,000 And it's like 144,000 people who are going to heaven Wow Do you understand it's more people that died of corona than is going to heaven in the jahoba So my point is how do you know like what is the person done? To make sure that they make sure that they're going to heaven. How do you know for a fact? This person is one of the 144,000 I mean, you just got to accept Jesus as your learned saver. Everybody does that. Well, then they go That's the rule. It's only 144,000 Maybe that's like a biblical number. Maybe it's like Celsius, you know, and it's like way to last but it feels way more I don't know. But listen, let's get the uh, what are we gonna do? I think we're doing ask it Let's do asking you then what we got Taylor gang You sure I think we've done a decent amount of time, right? I know what I'm saying. We didn't do shit. You're not gonna care about it. Okay. Let's see. Let's see if we All right, yes, we should we not gonna care shit. You're not gonna care about next week. Let's see if we give a fuck about any of this stuff Number of early us voters already surpasses the same total figure for 2016. That's old actually that shit is at like 60 million, uh, yeah I did that. Um, maybe we will give a fuck about that next week because we'll see if it mattered Um fake Melania debate night photo sparks theory different teeth and face. What does that mean? What does that mean? Oh, um, some people think that She has a double. Yeah, of course. She does. She's got a new teeth. No No, she got a body double. She got plenty of double money. I got a body double. Yeah a bunch. Why? I didn't know that shit. So who's trumps body double No, Trump doesn't have one But he got like because she only needs to be there like in the background waving and then she goes back Right. Yeah, so you're a little body double if you fuck your body double Your body double you wave. No, I'm saying if it's your wife's body double That's like the stunt pussy Why she looks so much like you Hey, who's for the stat? Okay, Marlon wins on Tiffany has I thought this was a very honest moment. I like this. I actually watched this Um, Tiffany to Marlon told Tiffany because Tiffany asked them why you never cast me in no movies And Marlon said me and my family always say you're funny as producers you hire and cast people You are always funny, but you are always on 10 and sometimes you just be inappropriate Hey, when you ask questions, make sure you're ready for the answers What happened? Who asked this? Tiffany was guest hosting Ellen Marlon wins was a guest and Tiffany asked Marlon to Tiffany love Tiffany Tiffany asked Marlon, you know, um You know, why you never kept why your family never cast me in no movies And that was Marlon's answer. He said you be on 10 and sometimes you just be inappropriate I mean, why should he have to cast her? It's an entitled question. No, no, no, he don't. No, you would ask that though. You think? Yeah, especially when you're ticked because you gotta think Tiffany has blown up You know what I'm saying? So it's not even after blown up She's blown up everybody knows Tiffany's a star. She's great at what she does. So she's asking Marlon You saw me all these years. Why did you never put me in anything if you think I'm so talented now? You understand, I'm saying Yeah, I think that's a valid question. You wouldn't ask that to somebody Why you didn't have to you blown up? I know why Shots I've heard you shit on networks. Yeah, that's what I do You let them know they fucked up Um Wendy fans thinks she was on drugs during tape and I've been telling y'all this shit for a path a year and a half Nobody listens to me because I got a fucking list All right, I told y'all that that fucking production company dead bar mercury should be ashamed of themselves because they keep fucking rolling Wendy out there on some weekends and burning shit and they're like, yo, just go out here and get us off fucking money Like, you know, this woman has a problem. Like stop it already. Like we are watching television. We have eyes We have ears. We can tell something is off. Remember when she called that shit the crevrona virus? It's man. Come on man. Exactly man. It's like come on stop Allegedly though That she's on some drugs allegedly, I didn't say allegedly. I think we just said allegedly You did it after the fact you after allegedly Shit, I must be making too much money I need to give something back What am I doing all this money on? Allegedly, but yeah, I just you know, I you could just look on television and tell something is wrong And I think it's very sad The way that they are absolutely doing her like I hope I don't ever get in a position where somebody's just like Fuck that. We got to make money. You got to care about The person you're in business with Yeah, you know what I mean? It sucks when you become a con What is he allegedly doing there already before she got on tv? I mean, no, she's she's on record letting you know that she used to do drugs What's that right there? That's the break that I didn't I did not why I could not let me say all right Oh, that's right. We didn't even talk about Kanye and Rogan man. I couldn't get through it I'm gonna tell you why I stopped and I don't know who did this breakdown But it's great. I can tell you exactly why I stopped go. I'll tell you I stopped at Bruce and Bradley I take no I might have got to the parallel between government and the music industry. Oh, I did I did I did I did get to that I did get to that. That's where I kind of tap it down. Yeah, I didn't get the money in classism I didn't get the Tesla Edison in physics Yeah, I didn't yeah, I didn't get it. I love you know what I love about rogan No, I love rogan don't be letting shit slide and it'd be the it'd be shit You be riding to and it'd be like that's what I'm thinking because I'm riding and I'm here and Kanye talk about It's like Bruce and Brandon Lee and this and that young Joe goes. Okay. What's the Bruce and Brandon Lee correlation? I didn't get it. I'm like, I didn't fucking get it either. Yes, please make him explain that shit But that's what that's what I realized what Kanye does is that he just hops from lily pad to lily pad of like famous people's names Right, but he doesn't have any depth in the conversation So what I love about rogan is he'll just be like, well, let me explain Bruce and Brandon Lee And then tiny will try to explain and then it will prove that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about And then big. Oh, that wasn't exactly what us So this is this perfect opportunity to see how full of fucking shit. Kanye. Kanye is so full of shit. It's unbelievable It's kind of crazy, man. And it's actually sad to watch somebody of his stature be such a name dropper He's a name dropper. He's a clout chasing like he's talking about how much money he got I got five million 300 million cash, but then I'll tell you, but it's not about money It's like, so why are you talking about it, bro? I don't want to ask you Hey, I couldn't get through it. I mean, I'm sure that it was probably some jewels in there Uh, I uh, I don't know Were there jewels, bro? I was not interested in you know rogan and obviously I'm biased because I love rogan But he gave him he gave Kanye the opportunity to explain himself and he gave him So much understanding not giving a pushback about the experiences he went through and Kanye still flopped You know why people love Kanye though? Please tell me they love Kanye because Kanye is like that cousin who's always coming with these wild ideas And he throws enough things against the wall that some things stick. Yeah, you know what I mean? And when they stick they stick stick so you'll always give him your ear And you know that he has to just talk talk talk in order to get to whatever it is He's trying to present to you. You know what I'm saying? So for whatever reason people are able to weed through a lot of the rhetoric to get what they want out of it You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I guess I guess it works Um odell torn acl. Yeah, that's a shame. How y'all feel about that ladies? Don't care Between him and um, dad Prescott with their injuries Yeah Do you think quarantine had anything to do with it? Like they were all training and stuff, but it's just football Football is dangerous It is I'm gonna let this lesbian lecture me on some football Don't talk to me about balls mackayla Okay, I'll just joke with kill. I love you. I'm teasing. Um New york undercover reboot could air on peacock and okay. I don't give a fuck Uh, can you bear is doing the rich of pride thing? I think that should be good Um, because he comes from that era. Mike Tyson just released an edm song called I'm Mike Tyson never heard of that Is that real moon could become space gas station? I I have a feeling that's that's already happening. Let's go. No, I feel like this is already happening I feel like the moon is people is there. Let's do it. Not humans people is there Let's go. I'm watching a lot of different documentaries on it. There. Let's go tell us about aliens, bro I'm with it. I want people to leave. I'll buy your apartment Offset and common host joe biden event That's friday. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if that's the look joe. They asked me to be there Really? Yeah, yeah, they did Asked me to be there's a voting thing interesting not declined. No Why haven't declined? I just haven't hit him hit them back yet. I guess now is my formal I guess I just formally declined if it's the same thing I know they did ask me to do something in the land of friday when um offset. I'm just like I don't Offsets my guy. I don't have nothing to do with him. I'm just like I felt I wanted to go help jamie because it's local. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm not enthused about presidential election, you know what I'm saying? I'm just I'm just I'm just not enthused Um, let's do some asking idiot tail again and then let's get the fuck out of here. Okay. What do we got? For Uh gi Ane I guess if there is one person you you could meet again for the first time. Who would it be and why? There was one person you could meet again for the first time who would it be and why probably my wife Man, I was just thinking about my fiance Yeah, yeah, probably my wife because the first time we met was dope But it was because it wasn't like we the first time I met her was at a carnival You met it. Yeah, it was I was at a carnival and what were you performing and what was your He was in that tank and they were throwing the balls at you You know, I'm saying No, it was out of fear was a fair It was out of fair and um, we actually rode on a ride together But I mean we weren't I wasn't trying to highlight her or nothing. It was just she said she felt sorry for me Because I was about to get on a ride with a big girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So she said she felt sorry I don't know. Did we ride the ride together? She just liked you. That was her move to say that I mean, I didn't we didn't that was she was trying to save you from being in the teacups with a big girl Yeah, why does she care so much? I don't know she didn't want that shit to snap off and just Well, we didn't start kicking until years later though. So it was really Like it was just a random thing like we was at a fair together Mounts corner. So it's a small town So we had to fair together and I met her then and it's weird right because you think about life and you think about we even talking about the Avengers and all that shit like that you talk about things that are supposed to happen Was that the moment I was supposed to get on the ride with her You know what I mean to meet her and all of this other type of stuff like I wonder if that was interesting Can I remember that so vividly? I remember like that moment so vividly I don't even remember yo. He was definitely still in grade school Wow. Yeah. Yeah, definitely still in grade. Do y'all knew it y'all went to the same school? Oh, I was spelled by the time You know that's a let but yeah Berkeley high school Berkeley high school all that shit like that. It's weird Yeah, but definitely my wife you see if you see yeah, man. What happened the first time you met I forgot that's why I want to do Let me run that back, bro My kids asked me. Yeah, I know exactly what happened the first time you met your mom like Hey, my hey, babe. What was it like when we met each other? If you tell the story better No, I just I would love to re-enact that first time and like see what it's like, you know see Happening to certain feelings. Yeah, you know, it'd just be cool to be exciting First thing you're gonna spend the rest of your life with if you know going into the first time medium That that's the person you're spending the rest of your life with like what I've chosen a different outfit You know, I mean I would have a different idea going into it. Who knows I knew my wife was gonna be my wife first time I met her really not the first time I met her but like once we started like hanging out and kicking it because I remember I used to pray for that Like I used to actually pray for really like always pray to have like a girlfriend like a dope ass girlfriend Partner I always used to pray for that and so it was just like when I got it I knew it and that was it. I knew it That was the one that was the one wait. Can you describe the feeling? It's definitely not what your boyfriend feels about you Here we go. I just get to that You don't want to know what my boyfriend says to me. So We're not gonna talk about my boyfriend because I'm not worried about him. Okay. So back to you. What's his feeling? You just know I mean What does that even mean because I hear a lot of guys say that you just know I can't describe it Like you just know like you I'm an energy person. Yeah, you know what I said I go off energy if I meet somebody as soon as I meet a person I know like I I vibe with this person in some way shape or form. Yeah, um what that can turn into I don't know but I can always see things for people like I could be like Yo, that person will be dope for this or that person will be dope for that. Was she your only girlfriend? No Before I had girlfriends before her after her What do you mean after her friends after her? But y'all I thought y'all took a break or something like Come on. Come on. Come on. Yo, come on. Yo, come on. Come on. Come on. Hey Y'all are you secure? Right? Why does it matter if I bring y'all something like that? It sounds like y'all are humping not fucking what Black Panther was doing Yo, that's what you gotta do when you fateful and somebody barks at you, right? Yeah Oh That's mbaku. You never got mbaku and baku Okay, yeah Somebody tweeted that shit. I wanted mbaku to blow my back out. Did you see that? Great girls are all over mbaku. You would that's it would be annoying as fuck. That's funny. Somebody back there doing that shit Oh You're giving them that good whop that's just his fucking native tongue. What else we got? From imb 36, um, how does hezi and uncle charlotte get past the stage of doubt? Yeah, let doubt drive you purposely left out flagrant taylor is hilarious I didn't want it on me. So I'm making it about y'all I think he's trying to say Flav Grant taylor is hilarious. How does hezi and uncle charlotte get past the stage of doubting taylor? That's what I took from that. That's interesting. We believe in her man. I do I believe in her even when she don't believe in herself. That's it. I believe in taylor 100. She's still here. I don't doubt her so Not about me About you How do you get past the stage of doubt? You just said that you doubt drives me use doubt like I let doubt drive Like a midlife crisis type of thing. Not a midlife crisis I'm more talking about like when I'm thinking about putting something out I think the doubt is great because the doubt sharpens it You know, if I'm feeling doubtful, I'm gonna make it the most amazing piece that could possibly be if I'm like Ah, no, this is the shit. I'm not gonna put that same effort into it. So I I use the doubt You know what I'm saying? I make sure I have the highest standards for myself So the doubt is a very effective tool for me, but some people might be crippled by the doubt Yeah, I guess it depends on what you're doubting Yeah, if you're doubting the content, what are you doubting exactly? Yeah, I don't have any doubt in myself I don't have any doubt in my abilities. I don't have any doubt in my god, but it's just certain things That can cause you to doubt certain Circumstances. Yes. How people might interpret you how? Yeah, how much time they're gonna give you to make a point. Yeah So often it's not the doubt itself. It's the doubt other people understand what you're trying to communicate Now I'm not gonna lie the doubt of other people It fuels me I love it. I want I got actually kind of want you to doubt me because Then when I show up and do what I always knew I was going to do Now you look stupid as fuck You know what I'm saying? So I kind of like I kind of the doubt does drive me. I don't know why But doubting myself. I don't know if I I don't think I don't know if I've ever doubted myself But I've definitely let other outside circumstances make me doubt the situation You know what I'm saying? I hear you I hear you and it's hard to have doubt in yourself when you look at life from the perspective of There's no There's no no bad and there's no good like everything is just part of a process It's just is you know, I'm saying and that's honestly how I approach things like yeah Because even if I attempted something And it didn't get I didn't get the outcome. I wanted it was something I'm sure I learned from that attempt process, you know I'm saying or even something is going to come of This in the future effort. Yeah Or maybe you was just even like you know when especially when it comes to like writing stuff like writing scripts and things and like things may not get sold Hey, eventually they may eventually they may not but yo, guess what if you If that thing got you into some rooms At least, you know, you have the ability Yeah to create something that somebody would give a fuck about yeah, that process is gonna help you in the future Yeah, so yeah, like, you know, I think that whenever people think about doubt Don't think of it as as you doubting yourself because I don't think any of us really truly doubt ourself But we let outside circumstances Make us feel less than sometimes you let outside circumstances make us feel Inferior sometimes and I'm gonna tell you the biggest doubt can come when you compare yourself to other people You know I'm saying like you got to run your race like like Taylor run track like if you run in a fucking Race you ain't gonna win looking to your left and looking to your right. You got to look straight ahead You just got to you got to run as fast as you possibly fucking can't that's it. You might look up and have lost Don't give it don't matter though. Yeah, just run your fucking race run as fast as you Possibly can't because all you're gonna do is look to the left and the right. That's you're gonna depress you Yeah, the blinders gotta be on like this motherfucker is passing the shit out of me Like you can't think of life like that Like, you know If you really live in that marathon life then look at life as a fucking marathon Like everybody's running they own mother fucking pace. You'll get the way you need to be Yeah, what else Taylor? Two more two more make them good. Well, this one was Ashley Pigry pig Ray pj gray Taylor. Holy shit It's too small. Okay. Well, Netflix still be king of the streaming world in five years If I'm on it Hey I see only way it can be. Um, I don't see why not Um, only because Netflix did something that a lot of other streaming services didn't do What's that? It became part of the culture. Like, you know, Netflix and chill is a thing. Yeah Anybody talking about let's hulu and parley, you know what I mean? Let's HBO max and kick it. You know what I'm saying? Like nothing that shit is happening. Netflix and chill They became part of the culture. That's true. That's true. And by the way, you might not all that other shit is extra You need Netflix. They seem like you've got to have at least Netflix. Yeah, everyone had it Everybody everybody still got it and Netflix has such a variety of options. It's like It's so much different shit on Netflix. Like I don't I don't feel I don't I have a bunch of different streaming services But I don't feel any way about any of them and I just watch with my kids. Yeah like Netflix between Netflix and Disney plus That's the thing. Disney plus got Marvel and stuff. So it's really good and it's got the Pixar But like I think to me Netflix's biggest competition Is not other streaming services Is youtube Is youtube and it's like social media platforms YouTube don't have the production value in netflix. It doesn't but it has the time Like people are watching podcasts for two hours on youtube people watching us for two hours and watching rogan Like the most watched things probably in terms of like our time is youtube But netflix is the king of streaming. There's no doubt right there But uh, I can see disney getting with them in terms of numbers But that's only because disney's already a huge brand. It's fucking disney. I see disney doing it But like essentially for kids Because netflix hasn't tried to make kid content yet because I think they know where their lane is Whereas disney's like we're not going to try to make adult content outside of marvel We know what our lane is we want family big Yeah, but we they want family friendly true, but you could watch more you could watch marvel with your family Yeah, but when their marvel tv shows start dropping bro, you think it's gonna get real Hell yeah, because it's part of the universe. It's not like it's it's not like it's separate things like You're gonna have to watch those tv shows to watch the movies. You know what I mean like Yeah, I think disney plus in terms of numbers they're gonna end up Getting with netflix. I think that number's a stupid now. They have good numbers. They have good numbers, but again, it's a different Yeah, netflix right now is absolutely body in it. Yeah It's literally like motherfuckers walk around with netflix t-shirts on Yeah, like literally they want a culture for sure like even that font you see that like i've seen that font For netflix spell out other shit like yeah, yeah netflix is the king of the king of the Like quarantine and chill the the shirt that came out and that thing is a playoff of netflix Yeah, yeah, I don't think netflix is going nowhere And also their ability to like take shows that didn't perform well on tv and then make them hits Bro, like I think I read something other than sister sister the number one screaming I didn't even watch this sister when that shit was on tv. Isn't that crazy? Did y'all fuck with sister sister? I watch it a little bit. Yeah, really I support black women, bro What I do give me one more tailor make it good. Um For shot to hefty. I don't want to say any of these people's names. Let me see. Let me see the name. Go down Horshada heffa horchata Heffa what celebrity has the best chance to just name to a professional athlete McKayla Absolutely WNBA all fucking day WNBA You know I wish I would have why can't you still you can't walk on No, well, I don't even know Where do people play professional volleyball outside of like the olympics? Were you athletic at all growing up? No It's a waste of height Basically, why don't we look at women like that? Yo, why don't we look at guys like they'll waste the height but not women I get that all the time If you could make a lot of money being a female athlete well, I get yelled at for like the not modeling thing either Yeah, I could see that for sure Oh, you never thought about modeling. I feel like is there any real model models anymore? Yeah, you gotta be on instagram The only reason I'm saying this because of like model models But what's model models anyway, um campaign models my friend if that's not me no on instagram Huh? No, no not instagram models like actual models who do like like express and like other campaigns for fashion magazines What about only fans they got only fans That's not a model. That's not models Why not? They model only fans. It's for video though, right? But they're out there, you know, that's like saying the people on pornhub are models They are models. I don't know who had the best chance of transitioning to a professional athlete The rock football. Oh the rock. Oh the rock. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the rock. Yeah What about Kevin Hart? He'll be a good track runner. No, I'm gonna be honest with you. The rock looks ridiculous That's just me hating Yeah, but you do though. Yeah, do you? Yeah, why because that's the rock You can't beat a rock and look like there's really only one rock that motherfucker is literally an action figure Has that ever been a human? That looks like The rock looks better than that. Shit. Yo the rock looks better than that fucking steel contraption Like if the rock walked in here right now, I'll be like, oh, shit. Yo, be honest. Would you touch his traps? He's kind of got you kind of gotta like be like, hey, bro. How are you? No, I would do like the Apollo log like no, I can't walk by you without rubbing your traps I feel like it's good luck I would do that. I would have to do that to the rock like yo, let me just rub your traps like good luck Like I would have to yeah, but he's like like rock like he's why he's so diesel. Yeah, he's diesel like for no reason Not for a reason. He's a superstar Like diesel guy biggest adventure star. Yeah, he's in it because of his body. How long are you gonna do that? You mean action star is not an adventure I know what you meant, but how long are you gonna do that? Yeah, I think as long as you got that muscles That motherfucker got your muscles, bro. I mean Arnold Schwartz the rest of his name. He got He got uh, he got what's it called? But man muscles, too He got nothing back in the day. He was diesel bro. He had a bar day. Listen, I'm not like the rock, bro You didn't feel like that when Michael B Jordan and black panther. You said what? You didn't feel like that would Michael be Jordan and black panther. No, I tell you Michael B Jordan ain't got shit on the rock. Mike. Yo, pull up the rock real quick. Mike like Rock out one muscle. Yeah, that's diesel that Michael B Jordan Yeah, Michael B Jordan not fuck with that. Not even close Ain't enough protein in the world Michael B Jordan ever getting near the rock. Yeah, just go to his latest Instagram, bro Go to his latest. Oh, shit What the fuck? Yeah, I'll be scared to He'll squeeze something too hard. I don't know Yeah, what are you talking about right now? Get your mind off the gutter. That motherfucker is your Yeah, man. Shout out to the rock, man. I'm just hating Well, at least to be honest I gotta piss my fucking pants, bro You know what they say if you don't got nothing nice to say at least try to say something If you if you don't got nothing nice to say at least try to say something If you don't got nothing nice to say hate on that If you don't got nothing nice to say hate on that fuck boy There's a lot of football players that have his size. No, come on. There's nobody that's built like the rock I haven't seen it. I'm not saying that it's not I just I haven't seen that he really looked like some fucking type of he-man Superhuman. Yeah, it's unreal, bro. Like you only have wax lost his way. He was like, no, no, no, no Look at on even Arnold ain't got shit on the rock Look at Arnold at the biggest in in the yellow. Yo go to Arnold in the yellow. My man was stacked No, my man was stacked that 80s these will look stupid though. Yeah That's all roids. They were all up on the roids. They didn't even care. That's all roids. That's all By the biggest roids from the you think the rocks on roids You think the rocks? That's that's naturally. You don't see how many pizzas he'd be on a cheat day, bro That's how you get their muscles out. Come on, bro. Why are you hating bro? Al if you can't have something nice to say the hate on that Nice to say hate on that fuck boy All right, and listen, I'm deaf. You don't have nothing nice to say at least you try My therapist say you got to feel your feels if I felt a little hate for the rock then let it go And then I got right back to celebrating them, but I had to get that hate out so that you can celebrate. That's it That's it. I couldn't just get out the get out the system. No, I can't couldn't just give you props rock. I'm sorry You're a great guy though All right, that's it. Yeah. All right, as always if you think we're smart You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right If you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast Thank you for listening. Peace