Get Naked ! For a Safe and Secure America





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Published on Aug 15, 2006

Man! The perverts who work for the Transportation Security Administration are gonna love these toys when the are installed at the airports. I can see it now:

TSA Overlord#666-A1-0011;"All female sheep group#666-0345-09 step into this room and parade through this scanner, slooowly"

Sheep#666-87-0145: "OK, but I thought that a strip search was only used for entrance into prison or the internment camp?"

TSA Overlord#666-87-0010:"Sheep#666-87-0145 Quiet!! Do not question our proceedure or authority. AG-Lord Gonzales (praise his glorious name) has deemed this proceedure Constitutional and in the best interest of the Homeland. You do not take off your clothes, our patriotic scanners see right through your clothes. TSA Overlord#666-50-1118, do not give these sheep a metal plate, they might be hiding something around their genitalia"

TSA Overlord#666-50-1118:"Roger That! You know what TSA Overlord#666-A1-0011? I love it when the female sheep are forbidden to use the metal plates. Let's move her through real slow, guys!!!"

Sheep#666-87-0145:"I'm sorry everybody, I should not have questioned our overlords, they do know what is best for us. I just remember when I was a kid, it use to be ok to ask questions of our government officials and I also remember not having to have other people see me naked before getting on a plane, train, or bus. But I know, 911 happened and they told us everything changed. Our wonderfully strong leader lord bush told us he has to do these things to protect us and we have to obey him. I was just asking a simple question - but questions can lead to bad thoughts and I defintely do want to do that. I love America and her leader!!"

TSA Overlord#666-A1-0011:"Shut up all you sheep and, get in line and bend over!@!!"


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