 Hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're playing more rust and as is tradition. I am dead I was like really? I thought I was safe this time. I left myself in my little hut It looks too small to be bothered like destroying and someone broke in and killed me with a jackhammer in the night I don't know how I didn't wake. I'm a sound sleeper. It's just rattling through the walls, and I'm there. It's just like oh But it's a nightmare. Let's respawn all my stuff is gonna be gone, isn't it? It's an endless loop of dying. The solo rust experience is rough. Ah, it's nighttime, too Oh, but look I woke up to a present Maybe this is where my luck starts to change if you ain't got my guns I will have my jackhammers this is the guy that killed me and then I'm like talk to you killed me as I slept I had so little and he's saying my base was open, but I swear I locked it I have video evidence. I said why did you kill me? He's like cuz I was taking your stuff I didn't want you to log on. I said were you intimidated by my candle hat and he's like yeah So scary wait this guy said no need to start over. I can give it back to you username this other guy I don't know if they're playing together if it's another random person who's just willing to help this sad individual Who's just like I keep dying and I got nothing left. Oh my god. Yeah, they're not playing together He's a username. Don't bother. He ain't gonna have it for much longer. Okay. He lives in v 18 Oh, that's where I live we're neighbors I might actually have a nice neighbor got toxic waste is really living up to his name He's just being so aggressive and everyone else is actually being somewhat nice more prezzies That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna bring him a Christmas present. That'll change his mind. Won't it? How could you resist honestly if someone came up just completely naked and went I bought you a Christmas present In the middle of January How could you resist? Oh? Never mind. I am dead. I was just gonna say I don't fight just FYI and then Someone killed me so much for the Christmas miracle. I don't have those presents anymore Can you kill me there, buddy? Whoever decided to attack me? I hope you like stealing your Christmas presents from the kids Why would you do that? Why no explain yourself now? Why did you do it? I slipped well? Could you give me a weapon or something that would be that would be a nice kind of apology, you know I'm better off dead. Trust me Is that a helicopter right here someone's driving a feckin helicopter? And I'm here trying to figure out how to sharpen a stick into a spear. I said why is toxic so angry? I'm new so I don't understand yet. He said I took his guns because he offline raided somebody. Oh, okay So you're like the hero. I just gonna annoy me even more. Oh No, I'm having enough trouble dude with just the people. Oh my god. Hello Hello. Oh, I like the hoodie and no pants combination really suits you Yeah, I like your combination too. Yeah, I just go commando. I've got something for you can just follow me, okay? Okay, I'm gonna try and keep looking at eye level because I'm just not gonna look down Actually, I do to my team. Okay, there we go. Yeah, this has never happened before no one has ever wanted to help Oh Santa present hold on one second. I'll be right back. They're mine back off I have a plan you see you know that toxic dude. Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna give him Christmas cheer and he's gonna turn over a new leaf It's gonna be just like in the movies. I mean he just waited like in front of my house for like 30 minute minutes So I don't think that's really gonna help. Sorry. Don't worry. I I got something to wait I said that in the team chat. Hold on. Did you say you had my stuff somehow? Did you get it off toxic? I think I'm not sure. What did you have? I didn't have much. I just had like I Think a single-shot rifle and like stone metal fragments would I was just building a small little base, dude It was so humble but so lovely and now it's gone. You need to come with me I've got a secret to show you you get a secret, but I I'm really proud of my house And I've not got to show anyone. I think it's Gandhi. Did you put a tool cap board in it? Yes, I did and I even had enough in it to maintain it. Oh, so you're an advanced player They are you I am extremely advanced. I have reached the Stone Age now I believe I took his weapons and then then I like hid it in a base and he thinks it's in my old base You're a genius. I'm trying to find my face. I don't know where it is Your butt is so distracting. It's really obnoxious when you were you're running uphill ahead of me I don't want to look but it's like a car crash You kind of can't not look if you get me We can try to fight them if you don't want to like give him presents. No, I want to give him presents I want to diffuse the situation. That's where I That's where my specialty lies. I can't fight at all. I'm gonna tell him where we are. Okay. I don't think that's a good idea I mean, I just spent like fucking one hour to hide my base. Okay. All right Yeah, all right, you have a point actually Let me tell him where I am and I'll give him the present I'll go meet him diffuse the situation and then I'll come meet you at your base. Is that cool? Yeah, just try your best. I am literally starving to death and I'm waiting here under a tree Have naked to give some random dude who killed me a present. Oh toxic. Oh wait, you're the person who killed me earlier Why would you do that? I feel very bad about that. I'm sorry. That's okay. Give me your jacket. No, what? It's an apology gift. You got to give me your jacket. You have a jacket. Oh, yeah, hold on You give me your jacket All is forgiven. There's a guy over there called toxic if you're looking for him. Oh bring me to him. Yes lead the way I'll follow your pixelated ass. Hold on. Here he is. Oh, it's toxic toxic waste. It's me Username. Is this what you expected? This isn't what I expected actually I expected like our eyes would meet from across the field and we'd slowly approach each other and I'd nod my head and say toxic I need to say username. Oh, oh Hey, Jim Bob want to be friends You don't want to be friends. If you kill someone kill him first. I don't think you should kill me first You want to know why I've got a present toxic here. Oh, that's actually really nice. Thank you They distracted me with rocks wait, what the how do they spawn and I'm so confused I have woken up in this building and I'm entirely trapped. Hello. Hello. Could you and could you open the door for me? What is this? How did I spawn here? That's my bag? I gave you it's like it can come in actually Oh, thank you so much. Um, why are you naked now? Ah, I died like the guys who talked with they had shot with me They killed me too. What is their deal? I gave them a present. So that's my first base like they camped it for like One hour so you can take everything you want gives them. That's not even my main stuff. Oh, thank you You were like the anti-toxic you're like the Dumbledore to his Voldemort Thank you. Thank you. It's a lot too. I think could I have this space if you're done with it Actually, yeah, yeah, that might be nice because I I've spent two hours building a base and it's gone now I assume we're gonna go take a look at a moment, but this is amazing. Thank you for the hand me downs Now you can like put a lock on the TC on the cup board your trap forever an hour. You've been swindled Will we go check my old house will we see if it's still standing? Yeah Yeah, I was exploring the cave a lot that's where I got most of my stuff Well, that's where he got most of his stuff because he stole it all from me Yep, this is where my beautiful house used to stand right here. Now. It's just this box But how can I stop my base being destroyed like I've done it twice now and people destroy it every time So your walls were like heading the wrong way and they could like use a pickaxe to mine in What oh my god, I cannot believe I've done this it all makes sense now Your English is very good. It's better than mine. We're from them. Oh English is my native language I'm just very stupid. Oh shit. That's fucking wolf. Don't worry. I got your back. Hold on I'm a hero of sorts. Oh, this is a ferocious battle up here, but I saved you don't worry Wait, this wasn't like your dog or something was it? I can give you the code to my second but it's like we can be neighbors and you can like and now visit me if you want That sounds nice. I could bring you gifts. You wouldn't blow me up with a grenade after I give you a present Would you so I have something more? I don't think those actually yours. You can check the boxes Oh, no, those are all too good to be my guns. Mine was awful I will go explore now, but I will come visit you later and see how you're doing if you need any help You know tell me in the chat and I will come around okay, okay same to you I mean whatever you need. I'll try my best and I will help you I just imagine I'm giving you finger guns as I walk away. Goodbye my friend. That's really cool. Bye All right, that went reasonably well I got some stuff and I basically didn't lose my base now because he gave me one That's the same as my old one. That's nice. I wonder when I log in tomorrow. Will I be dead? That's the big question here. Well, all this progress have been worth it Just got to get back home now and I might go try and reintroduce myself to the neighbors I feel like Ned Flanders. I just trying to get friendly with toxic, but he clearly does not want friends Oh look an unarmed person who is not online. I better kill them. No, that's the toxic mentality But he's so efficient with his space the way he built this. All right metal fragments are in I need more stone So what I might do is I might leave my stuff here and go beg for stone It's a good sign that they couldn't get in because he was waiting outside his door apparently for like an hour trying to kill him So that's a good sign. That means the base is structurally sound and it might actually survive You know what they say if you want something done, right? Don't do it yourself in my case Oh my god toxic is now roof camping someone else and then when he said very sad man Toxic just replied suck it. He needs a rebrand. He's just very hated on the server Metal window bars my god just found that in a crate awesome. Wait, is that toxic up there? There's someone up on a roof. Oh My god. Oh my god. Okay. I don't think that's a player that makes so much sense now last time Help me if you could shoot him that would just be lovely. Thank you guys. How are you doing? Wait? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. I'm not a parent of whatever is going on here. I'm a nice guy I've got nothing on me. I'm new and I'm a Scorpio I'm Irish My name is Kevin. It's I'm just trying to eat that. I'm just trying to be a bit more personal so you might defend me What is wrong with you Jim Bob? Jesus you're an angry man. I try to build like some sort of rapport with him, you know by just introducing myself and whatnot I thought maybe I could do that, you know, it's like naming a pet You can't get rid of him after you name them. Oh, they're so nice I was just saying however it keeps killing me because the admin was asking me how am I getting on I was like Zika was really nice to me and then the admin was like, oh Do you want to hop on discord and I can give you a bit of a rundown and all this these people are nice Excuse me, sir. You're felling trees remarkably close to my house I'd prefer if you would move a bit away from my house, please. I've worked super hard on this I'm sorry, sir. I'm just gonna a toxic. What's up? Did you bring more grenades to blow me up with? Well you you and your friends there did you can tell a lot about the person by the company they keep which is exactly why I hang out with Ziko we're both just a couple of nudists who hang out on the fart. Hey, come on, dude Why are you doing this toxic? Why are you making me do this? I don't want to hurt you and I don't want you to hurt me. Why can't we just be friends? Oh I hit your little leg. Oh, hello. What's up with you optimal failure? Just ignore that I live in a rough neighborhood. How are you doing? Let's see if we can help up Ziko over here He's really nice a toxic. I'm gonna help him up. Let's just oh, okay Why do you guys have such a rivalry? What happened? He door camped me and took my guns Wait, he told me you door camped him He door camped me when I was sorting out a feud with somebody else and he took my gun Jesus, this is like a soap opera. You know, there's so many layers to this drama and username your door was open I'm sorry. Was it actually it? Okay. I thought I locked it But apparently not I walked straight in and you were sleeping on the floor of a candle hound So I just watched you in the head and you killed me with the jackhammer. It's a brutal way to go But Sherlock sometimes that's just how these things go. What did you get out of the present? I gave you. Oh, thank you have a gun Okay Alright, thank you. Well, should we just broker peace between you and Ziko? I don't think you guys should be fighting anymore. You both seem like nice gentlemen But when you get together you just bicker and fight All right, let's be friends everyone hold on hold on. Let's not fight Slow down here slow the phone slow the phone slow the phone. All right Yes peace peace in our time Optimal failure you can help me if you want. I was about to go mining. What was that wait Ziko? What are you doing, dude? We just brokered peace. He threatened my family this war will never end though We have to accept peace sometime sleeping outside. You can't sleep outside and live But then he's gonna see that you killed him he's gonna come back. He's gonna be angry He's gonna want all his stuff back. He's gonna shoot us loads of times optimal be the bigger man kill him I mean optimal can kill him you can kill him if you want because then it's a war between you and him But just be aware this man will hunt you down and kill you But I trust you guys a lot so it's okay Okay, I just met him. I think they're starting to understand why my base cut destroyed Hello what sorry I was I can't multitask. I was looking in boxes. I'm ready to go mining who wants to go mining What do I need to build a guitar? You can find it in a barrel. I think actually I've got one in my house. I can bring it to you That's okay. I'll try and find one myself I want to like have that sense of achievement when I finally get it and break out Wonderwall That's why I left you alone Then you started to make friends who are my enemies look I can be friends with people who aren't friends with you Okay, it's sometimes people don't see eye to eye and that's okay Yes, don't hatch it. Honestly, this place is so good for loot. I always get rocks and Pickaxe stuff here stick with me kid. You'll learn a thing or two effect Stop laughing at me usually. I'm down here by myself and I get it like within the first ten times I just edited it out. So you think I always did it on the first try Stop laughing. I believe you can do this first try every time. Yeah. Whoa. What the hell? Someone can build it down here. What the hell should we build this up a bit and this can be like a group headquarters? Like we can be mole people living under the surface Actually, I don't have anything to contribute to this to be honest other than the ideas man I don't have many like objects or rock or anything. This thing gonna end well That's a lot of naked men in one bucket, isn't it? Shall we gather stuff and then we can all meet down in the cave and build on to our little base We'll meet back here in the cave run away. Okay. Hold on. This is awkward We've already said goodbye and now we're running all in the same direction There's two presents outside if you want it presents We could gift it to toxic as a peace offering the last time I did it He blew me up with a grenade, but I don't think you do it this time. He's turned over a new leaf Yeah, he's quirky like that, but honestly, he's not too bad deep down You just got to get past that thick outer crust. Okay, I will meet you underground in a while Okay, and we will build that base together He's right outside a buddy. It's like 3 a.m. Try to get some sleep in here damn neighbors honestly He's doing it again honestly, I'm going to lodge a complaint against this man Okay, the most important thing is we maintain this base. So I got to get more metal for sure At least it's good enough to keep it going for nearly two days. Oh My god, what was that? That's okay, Kevin. Don't be scared. Everything's fine. You're safe for once Again, hello, who's outside? Okay, take whatever you want go on go ahead take it take it. Oh wait, you're not robbing me Sorry, I kind of have PTSD about this game. I mean, that's actually my base So why would I like take it? Okay? You got a good point. This this was yours to begin with I've got stuff to build up a base in the in the cave. Oh, thank you very much I'm gonna build like an extension onto the house Why are you laughing? I'm genuinely excited about that. I'm quite afraid. Why are you afraid? I'm gonna build that weird roof again. Wait, did I build the roof wrong? You don't normally build like these these Like you build ceilings. Oh, you just build it flat like that. Okay. Well, look pardon me for having a flare of Interior and exterior design. Okay, any clothing that can borrow clothing and yeah, hold on What are good neighbors for right? Oh wait, I have this hazmat suit and I didn't really earn it I got it as a gift. So there you go. That's direct from toxic. Yeah, sorry about the smell I know it absolutely reeks, but you know what he's like, right typical toxic. They don't call him toxic for nothing Just a bit of banter. Don't worry Fucking weirdo wouldn't be wrong to be fair. I want to build that base. Oh my water I was I was trying to drink and I just I just threw my water all over my sleeping bag. Oh fuck Oh, look, it's optimal. How did you build a house that quick? It took me like three hours to build the equivalent of this and yours is even nicer Do you want some chocolate? I'd love some chocolate. Thank you. I feel like a child, but thanks I wet my bed by the way. Hello. Hey toxic. Take a little drink. We didn't kill you as I can see we're friends Yes, I'm so glad that we brought peace Oh my god, I nearly died. I stood on the wall. All right, I'll see you around neighbor, you know From killing me with a jackhammer to calling me buddy You see I've been reading comments and like oh no Kevin's gonna try and make friends and rust It's impossible and all this but yet here we are I brought peace to rust to some say that is harder than bringing peace to them at least but look just shows anything's possible Okay, that's a tree. I'm still just generally scared. Oh, I got a teddy bear a companion that reminds me of your youth getting raised by wolves I swear they're deforesting the whole place outside He had this so organized before I showed up and now wait I can lick this Oh my god, why am I not just living off candy canes? They're great. I'm full. I no longer need food All right, let's see what we can do with this place. I'm thinking maybe a little porch or something That might be nice. Uh, that is nice now building decaying. How oh, I need wood now. Okay. Well, that's fine I'm just confused there. I still need to go get some metal before I go away as well. Hello optimal. I'm building a porch Wait a man with a bow shot at you. What the hell? I thought we had peace in the neighborhood now Oh, Jesus the just one piece had come to this fine nation Are you actually using materials for the headquarters on your porch? Uh, no, that was someone else that built that porch. Um, I've I'm saving materials for the headquarters in the cave Okay, I believe you. Okay. He's that's what neighbors do. Yeah. Yeah, we believe each other without question And don't ask optimal about it because he might lie. He's not the most honest person in in the team Is all I'm saying like he might say he saw me doing it, but he didn't can't afford to place What why can't I place this wall? He's still using the materials No, no, it was someone else that I was I was trying to stop them from building actually No, no, no, no, I I took out my hammer because I was like, I swear to god if there's someone building out here I'm gonna beat him up because I'm determined to build the headquarters. Oh, I'm so angry for a second He just fucking robbed me. I gave him like no, I didn't he gave me stuff You don't buy someone a train set and then complain because they're playing with it You know, you gave me a gift. Don't dictate how I use it. You know a gift for Headquarters not for you. I wanted you to build it. Look, I don't know what about me gave you the impression that I was Anyway competent, but whatever you picked up on you were wrong. Okay. It was your fucking idea All right. Okay. Oh, yeah, it was my idea. You're correct. I kind of forgot. I'm sorry But we will work on the headquarters do not fear. In fact, I'm heading right there now That's where I was going before I got interrupted. I was heading straight there Oh, it's just like a patio. Yeah, it's a patio and someone came along and built it when I wasn't looking But I don't mind because it's really nice Oh my god, let's go play at the new headquarters We can bring in the headquarters like kind of a christening of sorts All right, let's go down and get this base built. It doesn't really need to be anything extravagant I think just somewhere we can meet have a chat and and just be safe from the outside world Do you have any food on you by any chance because I'm starving? I don't I was just licking my candy cane That sounds like a it has a double meaning, but it doesn't it honestly was just me licking a candy cane I know it's gonna make it weird, but that was my candy cane actually. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'll correct myself I was just licking your candy cane. You bring the door. I gave you gave you a door. Oh, I forgot the door Oh, wait, we actually have a door in the cave. Oh my god. That's so good. All right guys to celebrate our new headquarters I say we play a song. Let's gather around the campfire everyone. Let's do what the mole people do best Play some music. Let's go one two three I Imagine so it came in the door right now how terrified it be All right guys, this has been fabulous. This has been absolutely fabulous But I think I gotta go now for a while. I'm gonna head back and get some sleep But I'll meet up with you guys again. Thank you for all the help I'm quite worried for safety I could just hear them talking about me and saying that they're quite worried for my safety As I was leaving they're quite concerned. I mean I left the fucking cave without even a torch I can't see where I'm going. All right. I somehow made it home safely I am so happy what started as a disaster ended in a disaster of a different fashion Me playing music with some old people in a cave I hope you enjoyed the episode if you want to see more do let me know Uh, that's about it for me guys. I appreciate you as always and I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now