 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How do you do? Look, what was that? Ah be in Jimmy. I'm back back in the New York blues a perfect gray 40 degree rainy New York City day It's what it's all about. How are you easy with that? I like when the fog is rolling in though like that movie your favorite movie the fog. Look at this It's a bad movie. I think awful. I'm more of a fan of the mist To the sports we go big news Jim. Did you hear about this one one? Soto no Yankees show. Hey, Ohtani has signed ten years $700 million that's a lot of simoleons to your Los Angeles Dodgers $700 million is crazy ton of money 70 per year But they're spreading it out over the course of many years. We think we don't know unprecedented deferments So because Shohei said I don't want to clog the payroll. I want you to I want you to be able to sign other guys What's a good unprecedented deferment like my dream one is the year after his contract it all hits Oh, that's wild like 300 million dollar player for one year I've been saying 10 years 25 million a year and then for 20 years 22 mil So they're paying him over the next 30 years That would be unprecedented be unprecedented Dodgers can just like sell the team if they want and they don't want to and also I saw some Dodgers fans tongue-in-cheekers are obviously excited being like. Yeah, great Don't clog up our spend while you're here. Just do it after you leave I'd wanted to make the money while he's playing for the team He wants the Dodgers to also be able to sign other players so it comes off as very Selfless, I don't want to take all the money. I want you to be able to spend other it's like well No, but because you also want to win. That's not selfless. It's a little selfish, but it's still good for everyone It's selfish. It's sell shellfish addendum addendum two million a year 68 million deferred. It's a loophole Send him to Tadpole more like goldfish do it again. It's a What was this almost a breakdown you're telling the people almost a breakdown is good this deer broke into a New Jersey elementary school and the escape was caught on the police body cams and Opening shot of the escape. Yeah, is they're chasing the deer down the hallway with the flashlight and I was like turn on the lights Yeah, I know they're probably hard to turn the lights on in some schools It's probably just like a breaker or something someone should have just turned on the lights could have turned on the light pretty easily and then it goes to the second scene and it's almost out of a movie like when you're Do you when you're chasing a little kid and he's being obnoxious the deer is just Knocking every decoration down as he walks across the top of the gas Reno 9-1 one sketch for a second Yeah, the deer is literally like picking out individual things and knocking it over and then eventually the deer got outside What you was gonna do anyway, so you think this was another viral marketing campaign by that movie That's doing shit with deer ad unfortunately. Yes, that movie. That's doing shit with deer speaking of ads. Don't you like my sweatshirt? It's row back. I love row back the sponsor the episode. I Have frozen my penis off is an article. We're not doing but we kept in the sheets We're doing college hoops player locked a shot with this shoe. Honestly man a shoe movie reference Your guy Rashid bellow three two one eight point eight. Okay. He's a mastodons guard three two one two six point eight His shoe falls off picks it up blocks a shot with it completely legal It's crazy that it's legal because you have more Hand it's very cool. You take away from your foot. That's the trade. Well, just one socks get to the level They'll get to This should be illegal. He has the shoe in his hand. He's playing defense. He's never blocked a shot before they said It's like his first block ever I think I could be getting that wrong I think it was one block shot in this game. Yes, his only he probably blocked a shot for plays basketball a lot And I've always been your shoe toss guy. We're passing a shoe You should have seen how accurate I was in middle school tossing my shoe at people nuts and good job by the photographer whose name was Maccabee Brown Ten I don't know how to judge it Can you just read what that more sports story was gonna be just the first sentence of it again? Yeah, it was I have frozen my penis says Swedish cross-country steer into the camera and say that again I have frozen my penis. Thank you. You're gonna tell me this not sports story A woman got shot in the buttocks first gum style after sliding into an MRI machine with loaded firearm, so I clicked the link and I'm like How's this happen right the magnets in the MRI machine pulled the trigger like the trigger was like It could it could be said she just she she got shot in the buttocks and how are they're not just incredible warnings I think there are 57 year old woman from Wisconsin set in the scene You're in the corner with the shoe always has her guard up seven. She's stay strapped apparently back hurts Maybe hey, how do you get in there because it's isn't the biggest thing with MRI machines Don't bring in any metal. I don't know or a gun. You ever done an MRI machine. Yes sucks. I didn't like it I gotta pass it off to you here Oh shit, no say Go Jackson she was She was on shift on socials when the Otani trade happened Which was middle of the day on like a Saturday and you're just kind of hoping nothing really big happens And all of a sudden her whole day changed wildly and she crushed it so Taylor Jackson gets employee of the week I could also see that being like you ever watched like the doctor shows I've seen them one of the doctor gets a good case and all the other doctors are jealous They're like, oh, you got the double lobotomy Oh, you got the shohei signing. That's kind of like my when I was a Delivered driver at dominoes and like I would get for Virginia and Iqbal would get Uh 100 pull and aft that was a $10 tip every time boom you son of a bitch Iqbal To make this noise make more sense overlay a video of Jake jerking off you want me to send you that Or do you have one? Today's episode of the weekly demo is brought to you by row back the best fit the best feel They continue to bring a new meaning to the word quality with several new pants fleeces and teas recently released It keeps getting better over at row back So you can use the code dumb Uh row back dot com for a generous 20 off your first order. That's spelled r h o b a c k dot com 20 off your first order on all polos quarter zips hoodies joggers and more with code dumb Just in time for the holiday season Guess what happens at the end sneezes