 All civilians, who can hear this message, you must pay close attention. It is from an international organization dedicated to your security, and the message regards your safety. You are currently dreaming. This message is being transmitted to you through esoteric technologies available to the organization making the alert. Your dream state has been induced by a powerful reality warping anomaly. An anomaly is any item, and it your phenomenon, which can violate natural law in some way. The anomaly in question is called a reality bender, a human capable of somewhat altering reality to suit their desires, either consciously or unconsciously. It is believed that this reality bender subconsciously desired to sleep restfully, and has accidentally sent every nearby human into an interruptible coma. The long-term negative effects of this coma are unknown, and it is therefore recommended that you take certain steps to wake up as soon as possible. Please concentrate on disrupting the narrative of your dream once this message stops. For example, if you are dreaming about being chased, instead confront the pursuer. Other examples could include interrupting a dream of heights by climbing down towards the ground, or interrupting a dream of public indecency by getting dressed. These common dreams should give you ideas for how to interrupt your current dream. Disrupting your dream in this manner should cause you to quickly wake up. You will then forget this interaction, and remain unaware of the presence of reality altering anomalies in the world. Be assured the reality bender causing this situation will be contained. Thank you for your attention and cooperation. Secure. Contain. Protect.