 Bro, I got spiked back! This is really pretty! Hey, it's actually really nice looking! Oh, baby! Wait, Will, are you good? I'm fucking hanging in an elevator, Captain! Wait! Why? Wait, where are you? I don't know! What are you doing, you weirdo? I'm in an elevator, Captain! What happened? He turned him blind! Oh! Dude, gross! You covered a marinara over here, then! Oh, I nodded! Oh, shit! You're coming? Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Hold on! Uh, bash? Okay. No, not at all. The bathrooms are kind of nice, though. I like the bathrooms. I poop in there. Ow! What just happened? Look at this idiot! What just happened? Look at this guy! What just happened? Oh, that was so sad! Oh! I'm so embarrassed, dude! Oh, my God! Oh, my God, there's multiple! Oh, my God! Oh, this is horrifying! Oh, God! Ah! Ah! You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it. Oh, my God. I love that you can still look around while you're reviving. I hate it when you can't do that. Oh! Oh, what's happened to me? What's happening? Oh, no! Cut my shit off! No, no, no, you bash it! You okay? You okay? Oh, my God. Oh, no, I'm stuck again! Wait! Am I dead? I died? I didn't even go down, I died. Oh, you only get one revive. Victory! Oh! Who's this dude? Okay, should we help this dude out or... This dude. This guy! Right, he's just... Yo, Mr. White! Bitch! Listen, I'm gonna try something and I don't want anybody to judge me, okay? Okay. Okay, you can't kill him. Crispy, do you want to fight? Bro, I think you're actually hurting me. Am I? No, my health isn't doing it. Don't go close to the door, Crispy! Don't go close to the door! Don't fall! What are you doing folding, man? Hey, whoa, it's quarantine, dude. Cut him some slack. But you're right, you really should be switching off, you know? Oh! Yes! I got him. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Whoa, he went underground! I don't like that at all! Double revive. I hate this. He came out of... You're in a subway situation. Oh. I hear... I hear... Oh, shit! Hello, baby. Hello. Imagine if we were in the UK, you know? How could we stop ourselves from doing that? It'd be impossible. No, I was literally... I was literally in Ireland with my... with a few of my pals. And I forget who it was, he was doing it. But everywhere we went, they would just say the name of the city we were in, but in, like, the most Irish accent. But, like, out loud. Yeah. Look, we're in Kalarney. I'm like, yo! People hear us! That's so good. I'm so sorry! I was fucked with the... Oh, they're coming from everywhere! Oh, no. Oh, Jor-Goth boy. Yeah, dude. We got this bond, you know? Where are you going? I can't be crazy if I just kill the bond! Oh, God! What? He's back up to full health? I don't like that. Jesus! Oh, Chris, look out! I love how casually you said that. Chris, behind you. Yes! Does anybody have any meds or anything? Because I have really low health. He is punching me in the face. Yeah, I got you. I just had a horrible, horrible thought. People started talking like gamers in bed. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm coming. I'm coming. Are you close? Are you close? Cool, cool, cool. Got two guys on me. They're pushing, they're pushing. Cumspit. Yo, this is my boy Cumspit. He's chill. I just think of like a classic high school stoner kid just like, yo, this is my boy Cumspit. He's gonna smoke us out tonight. Yeah. Yeah, that's gonna attract some people. He says, hurry across the bridge. Oh, okay, run. I think we gotta go, I think we gotta go, go. Sprint! I don't have any more stamina. I don't like being the last one. I really hate being the last one. Oh, God. This is too much, this is too much. All right, let's have a safe word if we get stuck. Say armadillo if you get stuck, okay? Okay, you got it, you got it? Oh my God. Oh no, dude. Crispy, you're the last one. Oh no. Got him. I got you. I got you. Ah, fuck. Wait, Crispy, get ready. You think I'm inside your body? I'm just randomly... That was funny. Chris, I really love that picture of you in glasses given the white dude smile at the camera. That picture of you I feel like is what I would look like if I had a beard. Let me see. I feel like this is what I would look like if I had a beard. This might be hard, actually, on the level that we're doing. Do we have... a friendly fire rod? Oh, buddy. All right. 12 seconds later. Oh wait, is friendly fire rod? Yeah, but I don't think it works until the door is open. Cool. Ah, big jerk-up! Oh, and a big... Oh, he's exploded. No, I'm not. We go... Wait, you're dead? Oh, fuck. Nope. What a boner, dude. God, I died, I'm so hard. You love to see it. Chris, where'd you get so much ammo, dude? What the hell? You've been holding out on us. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, Chris. Back up, I've got a grenade. Oh, shit. There's a pile of bodies. Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Yes, go, go, go, go, go, go. Eat a rescue, hold me, hold me, hold me, baby, hold me, baby. I'm coming back right in front of my eyes, and I didn't do anything. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna poop my pants, dude. Chris, I'll poop some chat. Chris, how many subs for you to make, Chris? For you to make Chris Mel Poop. Chris Mel Poop. Dude, I'll do Crank Game Fart if you do Chris Mel Poop. Chris Mel Poop is... Chris Mel Poop is so funny. I love Chris Mel Poop. Hold on, tell me when I'm back, I'm making Chris Mel Poop right now. Oh, fuck. Okay, I was, I'm sorry, I was making Chris Mel Poop. I just need to make Chris Mel Poop really quick once we get to the next safe house. It's gonna take me like 10 seconds. I'm making Chris Mel Poop, so that works perfectly. What are you doing? I'm making Chris Mel Poop, dude. Are you on stream, you little fuck? Chris, I just sent you Chris Mel Poop. Chris Mel Poop? Are you showing it on stream? What? You don't like Chris Mel Poop? What? Everybody would use it all the time. Show it to chat, show it to your chat right now. They would all use it all the time. Everybody would use Chris Mel Poop for every, every scenario. See, I think that's, I think that's what Chris is afraid of. He's afraid that everybody's gonna use it. If you don't... And one of my mods, Kush writes, I will use that only. If you don't use Chris Mel Poop, I will. In fact, to make a point right now, I'm gonna upload Chris Mel Poop to my channel. What do you mean how? Are you gonna call it Crank Gameplays Chris Mel Poop? That's actually so funny. Yeah. Yes, Chris Mel Poop is in the chat, baby. Everybody spam, sorry mods, but everybody spam Cranky Chris Mel Poop. Chris is muted. He's like really, really upset about me making the Chris Mel Poop emote. Not Trevor, never in my chat fucking using Chris Mel Poop. Chris Mel Poop. Chris Mel Poop. This thing I've ever made is Chris Mel Poop. Bro, you're getting selfish this dude. I know you. Man, it's a, it's a marketing plan. Genius marketing plan. Genius marketing. Best thing I ever did for my business, make Chris Mel Poop. That's insane. Chris Mel Poop. Yes. Yes. That's so good. It's the chubby cheeks for me.