 What are you doing? Hello, I was looking at how much time we've got. One, two, one, two, three, four weeks. Till Oscar nominations. When is it? January 24th. That's, have you gotten, speaking of nominations, have you gotten a single screener yet? No, I don't think we'll get it till the beginning of January. I know, we're gonna have like three weeks to watch everything. Yeah, they keep sending them later. Later and later and later. They used to get them, I used to have them to watch during this holiday period between Christmas and New Year's. I used to enjoy taking this down week to watch them and now we're not even getting them until after the first of the year. It's weird. I don't know why they're doing it that way. It's, why wouldn't you want them to, why wouldn't you give everybody as much time as possible to watch everything? Idiots. 24th? January 24th. That's probably the day we're watching Pothon. They won't happen at the same time because Pothon won't have a 5 AM showing. Hey, welcome back to our Stupider Exits of Gordon. I'm Rick. And you can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yo, that's a little hard, yeah. Oh. That wasn't on the bottom, it was on the bosom. Ouch. Stupid. And today we got a game. What? Yes. Cool. One of our subscribers of the channel has made games for us in the past. Yes, I love these. He's made us a different game today and this one is called Bollywood Bootlickers. Yes! Better or worse. Ah, I love it. The Bollywood Bootlickers, eh, eh, with the Bollywood Bootlickers, eh, eh, the Bollywood Bootlickers, eh, the Bollywood Bootlickers, ah, ah, ah. But this is a fun game that decides which actor is best, play along. Okay. So, I think it'll explain, but it's kind of like Ellen's Would You Rather game. Oh, okay. And so, like, I would rather him and then they add a different person to the side. Okay. And like, so, it's like Johnny Depp or Tom Cruise, I would say Johnny Depp, and they add a, or Will Smith, Johnny Depp or Will Smith. And, but I think this is, it's who's the better actor. Who's the better actor. Okay, so you have to say, here's one actor and then they'll show the next one. And by the end, we'll get to the best actor we think, I guess, okay. This is gonna be controversial, I suppose. Very controversial. I did not make this. I'm just doing it. This is just for fun, kids. But, I mean, you probably guess if somebody shows up, who? Even Shah Rukhati's gonna win it all! Here we go. Get ready, my doll moves like this. Okay. Nice. Okay. Oh, better, preferred. I haven't seen a lot of you, the Varun, I guess. Me too, that's where I would go. Varun. I haven't seen enough of either one, but that's my... Oh. Okay. Okay. I wish we got to see his one beatia this year of the Werewolf one. Yeah. But it was in theaters for like a week. Yeah. Oh, Siddharth. Yeah. Agreed. He would be the better actor of the two. At least from what we've seen. Well, once again, haven't seen a lot. Right. Ooh. Tough. I go with Little B. Little B. Just because of Ludo. His performance in Ludo. Oh. Oh, Ollie Faisal. None of them comes close. Yeah. He's way better than all of them. Sorry, Little B. Love you. And a toast. Ooh. Ooh, that's a good one. That's really good, because Farhan's really good. I'm still gonna go Ollie. He's sticking with Ollie Faisal. But that's a good one. That's a good one. I could see an argument for Farhan. He's a phant... Wow, that's tough. Ollie Faisal. Ollie Faisal. Lovrithic. Lovrithic. He's a fantastic actor. Oh. Oh, that's hard. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Wow. Dostys. Ah! Jim. I'm going Jim. Pick one. Ollie. Oh. Let me think here. Hmm. Tough one. It's a toughie. This is the most difficult decision I've ever made in my life. It's still Jim. Oh. He's such a fantastic actor. Unfair, because it was cut short. But he's so fantastic. He is a fantastic actor. The amount of great performances we've gotten from him. Yeah. Oh! I'm still sticking with Ollie Faisal. Yeah, I'm Jim. You're still with Jim? Okay, we're talking about sexiness. The kids, it's Zaddy. Zaddy is the sexiest of everybody that's on here. And he's done, of what we've seen, I've really enjoyed, but I'm still sticking with Ollie Faisal. Jim, for me still. Oh, Akshay. Jim. Fun. Fun factor. And getting wet, nobody touches the king of cheese. Nobody. Yeah, it's hard to compare these. But we're talking thespians. Actors. Ollie Faisal. I'm Jim still. Oh! That's tough. I'm going Jim still. Shit! I go Ayushman. Oh, shit. Just buy it. Oh! Oh! That's tough too, but I stick with Ayushman. Jim still. I'll tell you what. If Irfan's on the list, forget about it, everybody. Oh, there's no. Oh! I'm going to have to switch to VJ. Me too. I'm switching to VJ. I'm going to have to switch to VJ. Fuck! Also, it's been all of our toast. And this is not on purpose, just because they're our toast, by the way. No, we would never do that. Oh, crap! I'm going to have to go Vicky. Shit, me too. I gotta go Vicky, but that hurts. It's starting to hurt me now. Yeah. Oh, that's cool there, man. That's a tough one. That sucks. But I'm still going to go Vicky. Me too. Me too. I'm still going to Vicky. It looks great there, though. I love his look there. I'm still going to have to go Vicky. I love me some Jai Deep, though. These are getting great. That hurts. I'm with you, Vicky. That hurts. Ah! I'm going to go nice. Legend. Legend, but still Vicky. Legend, fun, fantastic. I, too, still lean Vicky. But if you start getting, like, noises or ponkoshes in here. Yeah. Geez. Ah! Legend. I gotta, I gotta, I can't. Now we're entering legend status. I'm with, I'm talking Stilthespian. I'm still picking Vicky. I'm with Amrishpuri. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh. Why don't you do that to me? I'm going to hit. I am too. Header does it for me alone. Fuck! Header does it for me. Oh. She-Head still. One of the most underrated actors in Bollywood. Yeah. Because of the depth that we've seen from him in his last few years. Vicky and She-Head hurts me, though. A lot. But I'm still going with She-Head. Oh. RIP. Still going Vicky, though. No, I mean She-Head. Yeah. Oh, that's tough. And we really haven't seen enough. Are you still on Amrish? No, no, no. I jumped to She-Head because I hit her. Oh, gotcha. Oh, man. Oh. What are you going to do here, Rick? What are you going to do? I can't. It's Amir. I'm still sick of it with She-Head. It's Amir Khan. Yeah, that's tough. That's gotta be for me. That's tough, man. Oh. That's a good one, too. Son of a bitch. She-Head versus Ren Beer. I'm still going She-Head. I have a personal heart connection. She-Head against Ren Beer. I love you, She-Head. I'm going Ren Beer. Fuck. Oh, man. I'm still in that hurdle. They're about as even as they get. Oh. Niraj. Thespian. I'm talking Thespian at it. Could he do what? Ren Beer did in Badmavad. Yeah, he could. I'm going to Ren Beer. Oh, fuck. Go to Rajkumar Rao. Just go to Rajkumar Rao. Now we're talking about technicalities and aspects that transcend my emotional connectivity. Hey, it's Ren. Yeah, it's Rajkumar. You would have beaten everybody that's- Yeah. Still Rajkumar. It's Rajkumar. Love, SRK. Nobody is a better star. And he is a great actor who's underappreciated. Still Rajkumar. I agree. You have to get into the Nasir's and the big bees. That's how I'm on top of Bacchum. No, I'm going Rajkumar. I'm still going Rajkumar. I'm still, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm big bee. I hate this game. Tasty nuts. I hate this game. Son of a bitch. This sucks. I feel like Rajkumar would be mad if I didn't pick KK Menon. I'm picking KK Menon. I'm still big bee. But if we're getting into the legends, I'm picking Vijay Raj. Vijay Raj. I hate this game. I hate it. I hate this game. This is well put together. Oh, my. Shit. I'm still, I'm, I'm very painfully hanging on to Vijay Raj. Yeah, I'm still Vijay. But that's difficult. Oh. I'll go with Manoj. The last film. It's Manoj. Boy. Great order for these to be done in. I know who's going to end it. This is giving me agitate. Oh, you son of a bitch. Sorry, Manoj. It's Nawaz. It's Nawaz. Just can't keep squishing it like that. Both. Give me, give me them both. I don't want to pick. We're getting into the echelons where they're so good. They're even. I'm sticking with Nawaz. They're even. Oh, shit. What a legend. Nawaz. This is baby making music. Still Nawaz. I'm so sad right now. Oh, fuck. No, but that's easy. Yes. He is, for me, the most impressive thespians in Indian cinema history. It's Irfan. It's Irfan. That's not hard at all for me. Legendary, worthy of all praise. I've never seen a better practitioner of the craft with ease than Irfan Khan. Although that's pretty good. That's a great one to compare. Oh, you should be. Fuck you. How dare you make me choose between Nawaz and Siddiqui. And Pankaj. That's why I just went with Nawaz, because they're even for me. And I was already with Nawaz. What do you do? What do you do? They're both drowning in the ocean and you only have one life. I save them both and I kill myself. That's what I do. Well said. It does enter into an echelon where the only difference, it's the way it is with most Oscar nominations. It isn't just about the actor because every nominated actor is a magnificent actor most of the time. It has to do with the kind of role, the timing of the role that differentiates a performance in any given year. And also this was just Bollywood as well because if you would have included Kamal Hassan, Fahad Fasil, Mohanlal, these other amazes, and this was just males as well. Yeah, if you had thrown Kamal Hassan in there, I would have had a conniption. Yeah. Like you could have included like Radhika Update, Taboos of the world. Yeah, we only got the, I was anticipating a male and female. If you had Irfan and Taboo, I don't even know what you do at that point. No, but that's kind of a no-brainer. For example, I have a deeper emotional connection to Amir Khan, but I have never seen a more natural, mesmerizing, believable actor than Irfan Khan. Yeah. I agree. But it, and not just in Indian cinema, he's in my greatest actors of all time. I put him in the Denzals and the Daniel de Lewises and the Meryl Streeps and... Can gun? And Kate Blanchette and just some of the greatest practitioners of the art form ever. Yeah, absolutely. Fuck you for doing this. That was terrible. That was painful. I hated it. I hated every second of it. The order was what made it great was because we had to make the decisions immediately back to back with some, like putting Pankaj after Nawaz. And then you include Shahid and Ranveer, who just like Pankaj and Nawaz, I consider it's almost an even playing field with Shahid and Ranveer. Agreed. With how good each of them are and obviously they're at star level as well. And their commitment to their work and their love for the craft. They're both equally amazing actors. Yeah, agree. And so those are the ones that are really difficult. And then DJ Frick and both VJs. Yeah. And then Jim, Raj Kumar. Yeah. Come on, Nasir. But if you include like Fafa in there, I don't know. And the problem with Shashan is it's like James Dean. Yeah. What makes them so great was what we could have seen from them, seen with Ledger. Yeah. But we did see from Ledger, thank you so much. One of the greatest performances of all time. Indeed. And Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh. One of the legends of all time. Well, that was great. I hated it. I feel sick. Don't ever do it again. Are you all blocked? And I hate you. Let us know who you ended up with at the end. And if it wasn't Irfan, why you're wrong. In any of the games we could play, let us know down below. Josh!