 Now let's play some games. So we're going to divide the room or we kind of have divided the room into three sections There's a front a middle and a back and these I think there's instantions. I don't know what they're called There's the dividing line. So if you're in front of that, you're in the team the front team All right So this is the thing I love about this type of thing you can create instant tribes Then the the next team is we're gonna call the middle team and you're from Jeff to Yoshi back there Okay See tribe tribal behavior kicks in really quick and then behind Yoshi and back to Weta is the our back tribe I Don't know do you guys want a different name than that is we could give you Yeah Hey watch as a smack talk begins Okay, so We're going to play a game. Okay. We're gonna we're gonna do the this closing session in kind of two Two phases so the first phase we're gonna play a game and I'll explain that in a second and then we're gonna take that group narrow down the contestants and they get to win a bunch of prizes Sorry the teams that lose And in fact this year only every person in the winning team gets a prize now Okay, don't get too excited It's just barely not a prize And then then we'll open it up and we'll do our traditional You know what we do always do we always do rock-paper-scissors And we'll have the whole group participate in that and then so you still even if you lose the first game You still have an opportunity to win some prize based purely on luck So you don't have to know any any of the trivia that we're gonna be doing So what's at stake we have prizes that have been donated by Very generous contributors you get the prizes and the bragging rights We have a bunch of dev boards Donated by the Octo project, so we want to thank them for that Dragon board minnow board and pocket beagle, so whatever your computing needs whoever wins that you should keep track of who wins the other one If you want to if you want to match your computing needs to your project you can you can horse swap afterwards We have the pocket beagle donated by Texas Instruments. I appreciate that We have a bunch of raspberry pies We have a Western digital 3 terabyte media server wireless pretty nice And we have our Scotland appreciation kit Which is Which it's got what I'm calling a wearable that's another word for a scarf And jams and cookies and a map and a book and stuff, so it's a very nice gift And oh do I I'll be out of here on Friday So we have we also have book mastering embedded Linux is Chris here Okay, so Chris is here the author of the book and if you talk if you sweet talk him afterwards I'm sure I'm sure you can get him to sign a copier you up with that. Are you okay with that? All right, and Then LWN net subscriptions keep up on all your code of conduct news Sorry that was probably in portase And then we have a Sony mobile pico projector, so pretty cool. I got to tell you a story so I have one of these and I Work with some Boy Scouts in in the US and we we took it and I used it I had my phone and this pico projector and we took it Splunking we went into a cave system and we actually paid Minecraft deep down inside a cave, which I thought was pretty cool So it's highly portable and pretty fun, although the cave walls were not as not as conducive to an image as I thought they would be So but hopefully whoever wins that can have a lot of fun with it. Okay. Oh Yes, this runs embedded Linux and so does the hard drive so and of course the dev boards do That is an excellent question you will have to Google go to this There was so neat there's a download site you can find the the this Colonel for that. Oh, I have no idea. It could be could be old anyway Okay, so oh ignore ignore what I said the room was divided differently than when I wrote my slides But that's okay. We understand how it is. Okay, so we're gonna play a game that I have called peril Okay, that bears a striking similarity to a copyrighted game called jeopardy So so there'll be a peril and super peril and double peril and yeah, the Analogy continues. Okay. Okay, so an important disclaimer, of course, this game is not fair So I don't want to hear any whining afterwards. Okay, and I don't I've got to be careful how I say that I don't want to hear any Corrections last year at Prague. Did anybody know this story? So I had some Prague trivia and Every single person from Prague got it wrong And It was well, I took it off a wikipedia. So, you know, come on if you can't trust wikipedia. What can you trust? Anyway, so the decision of the judges is final So I also I have a category Scotland this year. So I Apologize in advance to all the Scottish people who may miss the questions Okay, so how this game if you've never seen this game. This is a TV show very very long-running TV show we're going there's a clue on the board that will appear and That clue is revealed it. I don't know why they did it But just as kind of a weird thing you have to provide the question for that clue that matches that clue So you all of the statements that you make if you're contestant have to be in the form of a question Okay There are some hidden super peril questions Where the person who selected it can wager some of the points for their team That will be interesting We have two rounds of that and then we have something called final peril And I'll explain that when we get to that and the basically the team with the most point wins. So At this point talk amongst yourself while we get the game board set up. It'll take just a minute Yes, yes for those for those of you unaware we have learned nothing from our past mistakes Okay, let's see here. No, it's not that's pretty nice. Okay so now Okay, so I'm just I'm gonna pick a person totally at random cone Okay, so now this is only because we don't have a person who last answered the question correctly So you get to choose a category On the categories are mascots. Well, I'll read them to you Maintainers getting together. This is about Linux conferences distributions and silicon So please choose a category and a point value Okay, silicon Oh, we're editing the team names Okay And and if we get all the way to the end of this game without a python exception, it will be a miracle Because this this type of code is fairly hastily written Okay, so yeah, just click on 300. Oh, it was silicon 300 Okay, and the first hand up anyone who knows the quest answer or the question raise your hand Okay, who was first I Caught my judges off guard you want to say you want to say Mons? Okay Mons That is correct Okay, so stand up. Okay, so that is front. Oh Did the scoring work? Oh Okay, so Tell us a category and a amount Painters for 200. Okay watch for the first hand to go up Olaf. Who is Greg K. H? Yeah, I'll just tell you right now. It's right Oh Yeah Okay, okay. All right Okay, let's be watching all the sections. Okay, so pick your who was it? Oh Ben what is a kite? Properly orders a question. Thank you very much, and that was correct Okay, did all the ringer set up front is that Okay, go ahead Mons What is a canoe that is correct? Okay front is tearing it up Distributions for 400 Okay, so please tell me a value up to a thousand points that you want to risk on this question And by the way, you have to answer He's in for a thousand okay So mon's you have about ten. No, it's just mon's that is still existing That is correct. You get to pick the next Maintainers 300 well we have Yoshi says someone Guys Okay, I think we have someone in the middle who is it Yoshi? Okay. There you go Yeah, yeah, that is correct Dave Miller middle All right middle gets on the board. Oh by the way you get to pick so Someone might know this But I have my doubts. I'm really familiar with it Okay cone, okay, what is hard hat is wrong Okay, what someone else had their hand up or wait who is it okay go ahead. What did he say I didn't hear it Oh Well, I don't know do we subtract do you actually want to give that answer? Okay anybody else That was middle. Oh, sorry about that Yes, it turns out Python can handle negative numbers So okay, anybody else want to guess okay the correct answer was embed X Embed X which actually okay a little bit of trivia. Sorry. I came up with the name. I thought it was pretty cool What well yes, no one's heard of it Linio was a memory two years later Okay, so but the last person answer question correctly who was that I think over here so pick again Silicon for 400. I saw this hand right here Little wrong Okay, I don't know now. I don't know who the second was because I I'll say Grant What is omap is correct Okay, Grant these are all so easy I think it was pretty sure it was Wolfram what the heck is our That is the correct answer and the correct adjective I Knew I knew there was gonna be something in here that was wrong Okay, Wolfram getting together 300 I Made these two easy. Okay, right here. That's correct. I had to see what question we are on Yeah Of all people Remember if I made this hard or not. Oh, no, I didn't It was cone again That is correct Correct Cambridge UK was where That happened. Okay Let's do two more Yeah, we're not clear It's bad. It'll the game could change up And the the question selection does not need to be in the form of a question. Okay, what was it? Maintain us for other oh, yeah, who's Linus Torvalds? That's correct. How did you know that? That was middle. Yeah, the 100s are pretty Okay, one more so go ahead Distributions for 200. Yes Hard hat Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, subtract Sorry, it was not your at your response was not on the form of questions. So I'm afraid we had to mark that wrong Okay, so let's do another one though you can put you can pick since your answer was essentially correct. Oh Did you score wrong? Oh, but that was it that should have been a front. That should have been a front wrong. Oh Yeah, oh Yeah Okay, I'll tell you what if it's only a hundred difference at the end. I'll give it to you So I hate I hate to optimize but I Okay, one more so try the 500s that I saw in the middle. Who is it? Well, let's go Let's go with one of these guys here Yeah, go ahead What is Debbie and that's correct? Okay, okay, these are our scores After the first round, I hope it's not just because of the speed of light or something So, okay, but anything can happen because yeah next round Okay, so we're gonna move on to the second board and This has the following categories embedded Linux conference history embedded Linux milestones geek media postponed patches and Scotland so when one of these categories is a little bit different than the others Okay, so who was the last answer go ahead that is correct They continue okay, okay, give us select another category in point. Hey Scotland for 600 that is correct. Oh What oh, that's right Okay, I'm gonna confer with my so I don't have Thomas, okay It was like in the same sentence, so we're gonna call it right I Sorry, man Is it is it Gaelic or Gaelic? I don't know how to pronounce it gay. Are you middle? You're middle, right? Okay, middle. Okay, so pick something. Okay That is correct That's front right. Hey, what's uh throwing it down. I think it was Wolfram. That is correct The consumer electronics Linux forum, okay, so go ahead and pick alright In the back that is correct. She's a category and a Who is it? What is sharp that is correct? Yes Okay Well a hand went up, but then it went down Okay back there. That is correct I'm middle section. Yeah middle section Okay, please choose a category. I don't remember if this one was hard or not. Oh That was hard and that is correct Okay, so choose a category and a point value postpone patches for a thousand actually I think this one is not that hard think it was Which one you wait, okay, wait, are you gonna override me back there? Okay, that is correct Sorry guys What was it? Sorry Scotland for a thousand don't think that's correct not a question and it's wrong Oh, wait, there was apparently one in the back here. Oh That that team's gone though. Okay, so go here Who is Robert the Bruce? Anderson is correct. So Mike has not shown up as much. He has come to ELC Europe He's not here this year, but he has been to almost every ELC over the years And he usually gives two or three presentations at last count. He had 26 presentations so What he did five at one of our beds crazy Great guy Okay, so postpone patches for 600 that is correct squash FS. Okay, go ahead What is the last Jedi is correct Okay, two more so go ahead Geek media for 800 so my personal suggestion is to go for it all but So how much do you want a wager a thousand? Okay, nice safe bet Okay, and only you can answer Surprisingly not the right answer So this is what is doom Oh, no, it was okay. Oh, okay, so Say that they so say that they got it right and then it'll oh you can do that Okay, one more question. So Geek media for 200 That is correct. What is the wrath of the heck one more question? What is Sterling Castle? That's correct. And if you're wondering I did my history research here That's the correct spelling of Stuart for the period It's changed since then okay, so now we're gonna move on to don't don't press anything So now we're gonna move on to Final peril and what we need to do is have Each section select one person to represent their section So talk talk amongst yourselves Okay, it's gonna come up. All right. Yeah, come on up to the stage. We have two pens Okay, here's a paper and a pen. Okay This is the middle section, okay Uh, oh there's stairs over there if you want to we don't have a lot of places to write Oh here, um Use this book Okay, and actually if you guys could move to separate sections of the stage You're in the middle and you can be just over there. It's your time Tim. Oh picture time Okay, okay, well you can use that Okay, so now how this works is Uh, these gentlemen who are representing your sections will Uh, we will first show the category the final category And uh, they will have a chance to make a wager now in the case of oh middle you're positive So That's good. So you can wager any amount up to the amount of points you have so there is What no they cannot wager a negative value That is that's a good question. I've never Uh, that's a great strategy you should go on jeopardy So you can wager any amount you want and then There's a strategy involved You want to make sure you have enough points left over to beat in case the other guys win etc etc And then after that, uh, we will reveal the answer And you guys will have about 15 seconds to write down Maybe 20. I don't know depends on how accurate we are To write down your question. Remember you phrase your response in the form of a question and then we'll see what happens. Okay, so The category is computer pioneers Okay, so select your wager Oh Oh, that would have been cheeky Okay, so have you guys got your wagers? We need to write them down. Yeah, write them down on your paper right now Okay Okay, so now here's I'm gonna get my stopwatch here Here's go ahead and hit the the clue Is everybody in okay, perfect. Okay, so Okay, now now we have to enter their answers. Okay, so let me this is front, right? Yes Okay, and there's the wager And middle. I'm not that would ruin the suspense I changed the capitalization. Don't worry. That's fine. No, it's just something him. Don't worry. Okay Okay, okay and then Hope so Okay, and then start from there. Okay So starting with 500 The the question was who is Alan Turing? hastily typed The wager Well, that is correct and the wager was 900 points. Okay. Yeah, next one is rear. Who is Alan Turing? I think they were that's a good point. Well, we're gonna blame that on the data entry Finally is front. Who is Turing? We're gonna call that correct All right, okay, okay. Thank you gentlemen Thank you You can go back to your seats now Please bear with us as we give some prizes to the front section So Remember how I said everyone gets a prize We'll get to that in a second first. We're gonna do First we're gonna select We're gonna narrow the whole section down to a couple of people who come up stage and stage and get a prize And I know this might be kind of anti climactic or boring for you guys in the back But hang with us. We will have a game that involves everybody again Um, so everybody in the front section, please stand up. Oh, and I gotta get where's my mouse. Oh, it's on the other screen Yeah, yeah, exactly Okay Sorry Okay, I've got a new background. I worked really hard on it So this is classic rock paper scissors We have approximately 10 prizes for this section of the round. So we need to whittle it down And as a presenter I chose some values uh last night And uh You have to play against me the presenter if you win against me the presenter So the way it goes is I'll say ready set go and on go You put your hand up and have a signal either scissors paper or rock And we're not doing spock lizard this time So go ahead. Oh, I guess I'm in control of this one. Okay Okay, this is the rules in case you're wondering Yes, yes standard rules Okay, remember on go ready set go. Okay stay in the game if you're a scissors if you're not scissors sit down That's an interesting scissors Okay Ready set go scissors Okay, how how how many do we have here? That's 10 Come on up. Okay, we'll do 11 if we have to Okay, so Talk amongst yourselves while we conduct our business hip here So No, you can select a select a number out there lwn.net gift certificate, okay, so mon's just won an lwn.net gift certificate for a professional subscription Someone just won a raspberry pi. All right Congratulations Scottish uh Celebration Oh, yeah, you're done. All right. Thanks grab a pocket beagle Oh, yeah, if you don't want to jump the stairs are over here Okay, you just won the three terabyte hard drive. That was only two rounds. I expected more What? Oh, yeah, really? I thought there were 11 in that Three there you go mastering embedded Linux, okay Oh, I see they're having a signing party right now Okay, so how to do this except just Don't memorize these Okay, wait, we're gonna have to skip that round Okay, so this game is for everyone. So everyone stand some people think I'm predictable strategy in real time Yeah, we may one of these rounds we're going to zero. You know that on lwn.net. It'll Okay, we still have some prizes left So Everybody up Okay, this time we got to get it down to one two three four five Okay, this is like This is likely our last round Uh We'll see though. Okay Ready set got to do one more round. Okay, so who's still up? How many do we have got to do one more? I'm afraid What Oh, well I'm fresh out Oh, yes This is very valuable Okay, ready set Okay Is that three go ahead and come on up or four four Oh, perfect seven raspberry pi. Oh, no from me I'm the power supply Scotland appreciation kit Well, it looks like it was either it was either the raspberry pi or the raspberry pi All right, thank you Oh, that's fine. We'll just leave it. Okay. So uh, this concludes our game We will okay. So the front section if you'll hang around for just a second. I have your almost you're barely a prize Um, but uh, let me see Okay, again, don't look at these I was really optimistic that this game would last a long time Okay, so I just want to say Just two really quick things There's been a lot of talk lately on the mailing list About code of conduct I think the simplest thing Is just be nice to everyone Okay, even those you disagree with Okay I have come to the conclusion looking at the numbers that linux is now the most pervasive operating system And actually probably the single most Used piece of software on the planet And possibly in the universe depending on your views on seddy But uh, so we've come a super long ways. It's been a great journey together. Let's keep collaborating I hope you had a good time at the conference and I thank you for coming Uh, let's just keep working to make linux a great operating system and a great community Sunshine and rainbow