 Yeah, so my name is Gabe Crispin and I'm the owner of the Sparta Decon Nash, the Sparta Decon Territor here at Nashville. A week ago today I got a call from Rosemary and basically I got the very skinny of what happened which was someone broke in, there was blood, it was a crime scene and I needed to come clean it up. And I get calls like that kind of all the time being in this industry. I won't get into the details because she's much better at obviously because she was the victim in this circumstance so I'll let her kind of go into the details but that's what I knew and what I knew pulling out to the scene. And I'm Rosemary, I guess that would be the victim. I was sleeping in my bed around 3am last week a week ago and this man busted through my window, totally random man, yelling at me about a bomb and we got in my bed like all bloody, yelling at me, wouldn't get off me so we broke in head first through here, was rolling around on the ground going ugh you know kind of moaning because he's bleeding a lot now and then he comes up and he jumps onto my bed and I'm sleeping here naked and he gets on top of me and then I just start like screaming and kicking. He woke his girlfriend up, who woke him up and then he came in, you want to continue Ash? Yeah so I'm Ash Wilson and I guess I'm the hero, hell yeah. So my girlfriend just like tapped me and I just heard Rosemary screaming and ran out of the room in my underwear, busted the door down and was just like what the fuck is going on and started yelling at this dude and he wasn't moving, we're responding to anything I was saying at first so then I just started wailing on him. Ash comes in, through that door across the hall, gets him. She was still on the bed initially so I just like came over here and like started grappling with him and like punching him and then she got away and like out the door and there was like light actually coming in and I kind of got a look at him and then it was just kind of like wrestling around with him on the bed and then he fell in that corner down there and he kind of started belligerently moving around and the closest thing to me at the time was the magic wand which was laying on the floor and I hit him a couple good times with it and got him out of the house and the police did the rest, you know? So the magic wand like created him, like calmed him down enough so where he was like okay I get it, I'm done and he left. Yeah like so I picked it up and just started hitting him in that corner and like trying to pull him out and then jumped back on the bed and I had to like hit him a couple more times I was like get the fuck off the bed you know? Like so I put him in a full Nelson and just like walked out the door after that. And it's like a really expensive product so it's like funny while he's doing it like in the while I'm in shock like oh my god I'm cut we're all covered in blood I was thinking like like Ash that's too expensive can use something else but then I was like oh no stop he saved me like just let him do it and it's it was super durable. Nothing is heavy and durable. To the trick. So you said he was to the highways right here right and there was an explosion like a semi truck blew up and that's what he was trying to warn you about or something like that. Yeah so there was a semi that blew out that caused really big explosion that woke us all up and and he's probably under the influence or definitely under the influence of drugs and he was convinced that was a bomb and he was trying to warn us and he was very angry at us that we weren't listening that he was gonna save our life and he ran out jumped the fence and fell into our neighbor's trash can and they found the police found him in the trash can. Oh my god. Yeah after getting beat up at the library he's in the trash can. Yeah he's got a quiet story for for jail. I was gonna say yeah what are you in for? Yeah what was the air like like when he left the house where you guys just kind of silent and just kind of looked at each other and just like yeah it was total shell shock like it was just like we just sat on the ground just staring out my room all bloody like yeah and then the cops came. Did you call the cops immediately or did it take you a sec to yeah now my girlfriend like called the cops as soon as I ran out of the room and was just like hiding in our wardrobe until I came back and then she was like yeah the police are on the way and they rolled up like as soon as it was over honestly. Yeah. That's a new level of friendship when you save your friend with with a vibrator from a intruder that's a you're closer after that. You are much closer. Traumatic. Traumatic we're traumatic yeah for real. That's right. Was he bloody from breaking through the window like he just like shattered through the window like how did he break through like punch through it or something? There was literally nothing moved in front of the window on the porch. There's like a chair a table with a bunch of our like glasses drinking glasses and like plant flotters and shit and none of it was moved. So he would have had to have like head first dove into this window. Like like thinking there was bomb dough and there he's on a lot of ring footage in the area from before it just like falling off porches and he was going to get in somewhere so he found somewhere to get it. I guess. Have you seen him before like surround before before they have some random guy like seven time convicted felon really. He was just over here. Yeah. Yeah. We'd never seen him before. Wow. Roughly like how old was he? Oh, I think I know all of these now actually. I think he's like early 30s. Oh wow. So it wasn't even like a senile like old guy. No, he was young. Completely capable. I thought it was one of them. I thought it was one of the roommates. I thought someone had a good night and oh my God they're falling through my window. And I was like that is not one of my roommates and that it was yeah. And they thought we had a gun because of how bad his puncture wound was. They were like where's the gun and it was just the glass. So was he just bleeding all over you then? Yeah. Oh yeah. That's scary and gross. Really scary. Covered in his blood. He is covered. Up to my elbows and all my legs because I was in my underwear so like. Because you pulled him out. Yeah he was like wrestling with them so he was just bleeding all over me it was not good. Still got a good good test. Yeah. Yeah. That's not a bad idea. When you were beating the shit out of him like was he did it almost seem like you know like when people are on like meth or like basalts and shit they just like can't feel pain. Yeah it was some total like PCP type methed out zombie mode. Yeah. Because I was like flacking the student in the head with the vibrator just over and over you know just like get the fuck out get the fuck out. And he was just incoherently swinging and like. Did he hit you? Yeah I mean he would like hit me back a couple times but he was damn I caught him pretty good like all the guard you know. And it was also dark in the room. I read this all happened in the dark because I didn't think to turn the lights on right. I just woke up so you're probably groggy. Yeah I've been at the bar all night because I work at a bar down the street and I was going to bed finally you know I mean. What time was this at? Like three in the morning. Yeah like maybe like two forty five three. Oh and the cat and the cat. Oh yeah oh yeah and our cat Gabby came in and jumped off his back and we were attacking him yeah. You had a guard cat. Yeah. She got me a couple times too but she went crazy on this dude. Well that's good to know. Yeah guard cat and guard vibrator and guard ash. That's amazing I've never heard a cat doing that. Right. Not me either that's just like that's like a movie. The most lame cat too will just only like eat food and sleep. Never does anything and she won't fuck with me. She's been training man. Yeah I don't have that gym right there. She's like yeah she's looking in the back room has a picture of this guy. Say my time's coming come and get this thing. She's like oh I'm waiting for this. My time has come. When it was going down like I mean did you even have time to think like were you at any point like I don't know if this is going to work or did you know like oh yeah I got this guy. Like what was going through your head. No I literally didn't think at all. I just ran into the room and I mean I didn't know if you had a weapon or anything but I mean I just woke up out of sleep and her screams were so blood curdling that I was like I got to get there now and then I don't know once I got in there it kind of just instinct like animal instinct kicked in and I just I mean he was about the same size as me so it was completely doable under the circumstances but yeah I didn't think about it at all. I just kind of did. Dude he was super slippery you know. Yeah he was super sweaty and bloody it was weird. Super so sweaty and bloody. Oh so gross. How have you guys been doing afterwards? Like are you I mean I know you're traumatized like that's that's terrible it's horrible like what's hard you want to stay in this house you want to get out of here like what are you doing moving forward. Um I think it's like we can realize what it was a freak accident and it's not our neighborhood and that guy's never even seen him around and he was going to get in somewhere and happen to be our house. I think that we're good staying here. Definitely traumatized. I definitely just slept in my bed for the first time a night ago just because it's like freaky freaky in there. That's good to hear. I don't want you to think that we're downplaying it all by laughing at the circumstances because it is serious what you went through. We're obviously very happy that you know it ended well and or as well as it could and you're okay and you're okay and everybody else in the house is okay and and even he's okay you know I mean it's still alive although he was definitely at fault here um so yeah I don't I'm I work that's that was our main concern make sure everybody's okay and we're glad we could get here and help out that stuff too. It's helpful that there's something to laugh at thank god. Yeah. Because otherwise it would just be a real sad thing so I don't know I'll show you then. Yeah I'm doing good honestly the initial two days after was really rough just because so much adrenaline shock just wasn't going to sleep and like you know yeah yeah just chilling a lot trying to like wind down but not being able to at all and I don't know now that there's time between like the event and what I'm doing now like I just got straight back to working and back to my life so it's back to like worrying about that shit and not someone randomly breaking into our house. Some form of normalcy at least. Yeah and I'm told the story so many times. Oh yeah. So many things. So many stories. Yeah I'm like man this is about the dumb dumb you gotta find it a little bit. Years to come. Yeah exactly. Yeah exactly. People were really good too people were really kind like helping me replace all the stuff because I had to get rid of a lot of stuff so people are on a new bed now or sleeping that bed again so people are good. People were really kind and like supportive community wise. That's good that's awesome. And I was very glad that I did not have to touch any of the nasty stuff. Thank you Spaulding the Kong. That's right. I did not touch any of that nasty stuff. And look at this can you even see any blood on here? Oh it's on this rug? Yeah can you see any blood over here? No it's games handiwork. Can you see any glass on this round? No. No you cannot. No you cannot. Someone on the wall over there that's gone there was some on the wood floor and I looked on the carpet and over there by the window. Definitely didn't want to look at that any second longer. Right exactly. But then you guys were here as soon as you could be the next morning when it was like okay the rest of it and the weird actually was a fur coat that was on the floor that soft up. I'm realizing now a lot of that blood. It was on the floor. Yeah there's a fur coat on the floor that went through your way but it saw he fell onto that and it just was a sponge of the rest of it. Yeah that's yeah because I think you called me that morning like 10 30 or so. I think I was here around 12 30 a couple hours later. Yeah and then it was like and then it was done so fast so quick. Yeah. Didn't even have to think about it. Yeah and so speaking about I want to make sure we mention this speaking about the community being good and reaching out. The Magic Wand Company has graciously reached out and provided is not only going to replace the Magic Wand but also going to send Magic Wands for anybody in the home that was affected and also any of the employees that worked on the job. So shout out to that company they've been more than gracious in their efforts to help out and replace and they're happy that the story ended the way it did with no serious injuries and hopefully that they can provide a little bit of happiness moving forward and you know turn this into not a horrible situation maybe make a little bit better. So thank you to the Magic Wand Company for this. Thank you. I love that company. I love you before you say my life. Best weapon on the market. Exactly man. Yeah Ash you gotta look into starting some like self-defense classes based around the Magic Wand technique. If they could uh make me a custom num chuck set. There you go. I'd be forever grateful you know like that'd be sick. But they still work as a vibrator. Yeah. That's great. I like that. We heard it here. Magic Wand. Make it happen. Yeah your time's up. Balls in your court Magic Wand. I appreciate you guys letting us come and do this. Yeah totally. Yeah thank you for cleaning up this side. Yeah yeah that's our job. That's why we're here. At the end of the day I think everyone in this room is going to leave you out. That's right. That's right. Taking care of this. And the Magic Wand I had to run by. Yeah I was like yeah.