HOT BREAKFAST! : An Idiot For Christmas





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Published on Dec 1, 2013

Hot Breakfast! is Delaware's premier acoustic dork-rock power duo! (Need captions? Press the CC button and choose "English Lyrics.")

Hot Breakfast! is Jill Knapp on vocals, and Matt Casarino on ALL THE (other) THINGS.

Directed by Kevin Regan!

Shot from February 2013 - November, 2013 in: Wilmington DE, Rehoboth Beach DE,
West Chester PA, Media PA, Christiana Mall (Christiana, DE), and Arden DE.

Here, have some lyrics!

(Written by Matt Casarino. (c) 2012 Suburban Legends Music, ASCAP.)

All the leaves are nice and green
The air conditioner's cool
And hear the sound of happy children
Playing in the pool
It's 92 degrees outside
But don't you get me wrong
Cause even though it's summertime
This is still a Christmas song...

Cause I'm not gonna be an idiot this Christmas
This year I'll start buying gifts real soon
You think I'm over-dramatic, but I'm avoiding panic
I won't be shopping in the snow, I'll be kickin' it off in June
I'm making up a list down on the boardwalk
And stopping at the outlets on the way
I'm not gonna be an idiot this Christmas-time
I'll have my shopping done by Labor Day!

So okay, I bought no one gifts this summer
Shopping in the heat is hard to do
Besides, who can think of Santa, when you're still chugging Mylanta
Cause you ate too many chili dogs at Uncle Henry's Barbeque
I still have lots of time to look for bargains
I'll buy the finest gifts you've ever seen
I'm not gonna be an idiot this Christmas-time
I'll have my shopping done by Halloween!

Now December's almost gone
The time just disappeared
And it's too late for Amazon
To get a package here
So I'm scraping off the windshield
Wrap a scarf around my ears
Cause it turns out I'm an idiot this Christmas
I never did that shopping after all
It turns out I'm an idiot this Christmas-time...

I'm spending Christmas Eve... at Christiana Mall!

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