 Honestly, you know things are bad when the president of the United States is bending the knee to tick-tock influencers for support. Doc, sir. Are you alright, sir? Of course I'm alright. Why? What have you heard? I mean, the president of the United States interviewed in a serious manner a man who transitioned into a girl. A girl, mind you. Like, not a grown man who transitioned into a grown woman, a grown man who transitioned into a little girl. I look out there at all of your wonderful guys and I say to myself, what I wouldn't give would be 20 years younger and a woman. The word woman feels very strong and confident and powerful and that still intimidates me a little bit. So I'm going to keep calling myself a girl. Hope that's okay. Love ya! Apparently primarily doing so to sell a whole lot of makeup. Raul in this base is shot to hell. Just look out there. Quiet. They're not moving. Roy! Roy! I even went to school with that man. He's just not the same. He's been ignoring me all day. Using the highly prestigious platform of tick-tock. Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they started running short of material right before they got to the knees, so I don't give me any shit. I mean, it's ridiculous. Like, many grown women have unsuccessfully tried to transition back into girls. Or at least turn back the clock a bit. I couldn't win a medal either. Even at Benning, the thing I was built to do. I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead. Although grown women can't transition back into girls, this grown man, he totally can. Honestly, this guy can do whatever he wants. It's a free country. But the president of the United States interview in this guy, like he has any more profound objective other than just getting a platform at the White House so he can use it to sell more makeup, is silly. I want to thank you for having us over to dinner here tonight. Cheryl and I thought the struggle up was marvelous. But, sir, we didn't have dinner the other night. Really? Well, the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl? I mean, this is our president. This isn't good. This is the guy who, on our behalf, is dealing with terrorist nations around the world, guarding the nuclear codes. I'll tell him. I'll tell him. The combination is one, one, one, two, two, three, three, four, four, five, five, five. I mean, honestly, this guy will believe anything at this point. That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life. That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage. The president has good news, everyone. Someone's home is on fire. Terrorist nations around the world have transitioned their uranium enrichment programs from ambitions for nuclear weapons to clean energy production designed to stop global warming. It's great. They've turned over a new leaf completely. The United States is now happily funding their totally new and wholesome operations. Sorry, sir. Doing my best. Who made that man a gunner? This isn't good. I don't think this is good.