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Oh, that's a compliment in it Because she's got a sex life 59 that thing still, you know, Sam that thing still Doing this thing. Oh Bless that's I think that's important. I think it's good and to be in love and to be in love. Yes Thank you. It's like loose women. This isn't it loose attention officers. Oh She married, okay, here we go For those arrested and placed under lock and key Birchen Way custody for son key. Oh, this is Halloween night. She really thought she was Birchen Way custody facility in Grimsby is like no other We've moved along with the times, you know, we've left the old dungeons behind This state of the art 14 million pound facility is the first of its kind So I am authorizing your detention here as uncomfortable as it might be because it's obviously not the hilton It's situated in one of the most deprived areas in the country My god, give me some air plugs on you Over 6,000 detainees come through the doors every year couple of hours and there'll be somebody else in this room It's a bit like one of your busiest hotels really It may be a challenge But these unsung heroes Smells a bit fresh have a groundbreaking approach to deal with new detainees Herring and crack at 80 quid a day. Do you want any help with that? No, not to pay for it. No Just because they've been arrested doesn't mean to say that they're committed in offense Do we're gonna treat them as customers rather than as criminals got lobster thermidor filet mignon treat them as customers? Rather than okay, so now I'm understanding the name of it Okay, now this this is what they now I hear them talking about lobster and filet mignon. They bet not On in the sauce fan days Got lobster thermidor filet mignon in the sauce fan days newspapers and if successful It will be rolled out across the UK. What would you rate us on trip advisor? 9 out of 10 that'll do for me Watch 100 plus channels Okay, I feel like something funny is going on here. What'd be my man? This is the most important job in the custody suite making the drinks custody suites You're okay Everybody else the wrong cup Donners has obviously got initial on Malcolm Malcolm he breeds budgies and Lolo she's got pictures of hair and her friends dressed as nuns on a hen night a sergeant. He just has any go Just keep us going Custody team to has just started their night shift Are we good to go eyes down the bingo. Yeah the first ball out is number one It's the start of shift briefing a rundown by the sergeant for the six civilian detention officers Detailing who's currently locked up. So on my side. I've got number two is in for a domestic related common assault It's got minor injuries to his face. I'm not sure whether it's part of the incident or apparently he's got a fierce cat detainees They I suppose they are guests to a certain degree. We are essentially looking after This is irrelevant, but I'm getting a sense of zest It's irrelevant, but I'm just saying Detainees until they're ready to be moved on shout out to the community Somebody that's sat in there time goes very slow. They're locked away in a cell. They can't see out They've got four walls if they want feeding they want drinks And they won't regular updates as to what's going on And last but not least he claims to have trauma when asked what your trauma is. He said that's from living in crimsby No comment That completes my side For the reluctant detainees the custody suite's 36 cells offer some of the most modern facilities in the country It's a Color coordinated Emily and punk complex all mod coms cctv in every cell, you know toilets wash basins everything that they need We've even got pillars now. So it is luxury I have said to them just treat it as a hotel because it's new People don't want to book into this hotel let's face it It's not a place where anybody Particularly wants to come to and it's not a place where you generally want to come back to I come to see if you want anything to eat or drink before you go to court Like a sausage machine just welcoming people one way and going out the other way It's just after midnight And a couple are on their way into custody Having been arrested following the disturbance at a caravan site in cleathorps Are you gonna be at a caravan site is Hey, yeah I think there's been some sort of disturbance between the two police have turned up by sounds of it I don't know if that's blood around their face or make up The lady that we've got in custody uh He's dressed as Harley Quinn by the looks of it I presume a boyfriend Harley Quinn tuplet not my bad my bad my bad my bad. He's a joker I Have seen the incredible hulk before he came in all green with his shirt ripped Did he have muscles I would say so I mean here in their right mind would drive all the way from Essex really To here for a holiday. Why would you come all the way from Essex? There's plenty of places between Essex and here that are much much nicer. Why would you want to come here? Tell you why because as you come into Grimsby the sign says great Grimsby and they must have thought oh, it's great there My how long am I gonna be here? Well, we need to sober you up first Some drinks are fabulous. They're like a good laugh. They're like a good joke, you know, they're entertaining I'm so i'm gonna look like silly. Why are you so silly? I don't know. Have you got me in rough? Somebody hit her in her mouth? Her lips are swollen. I have a child collar of you out You've got some ones that are sad I'm depressed. You're all right No, you're all right Palmer. Honestly. Oh, I wish there was a parcel No, honestly, mate. Oh, okay. Okay Way way too much alcohol I think There could maybe some class A as well the study staff are not involved in the police investigation So I need to get some details from the office as to why you're here and then we'll go from that But they need details of the arrest to ensure the detainee's detention is lawful Identified by security staff. I think that's being heavily intoxicated is grab identified I'm trying to see Like why her tap like the writing is backwards on here Is this mirrored or did she just actually write it backwards in the mirror? It's Harley Quinn's backwards Security staff. I think that's being heavily intoxicated is Oh, it's not mirrored because their stuff is all correct. This security staff member and drag him through it all the way Suspects has become irate, flashed out and hit Really off to the face I'm not no liar. You can ask him. I've been with him 15 years. I don't like to handle my heart Honestly, I didn't do anything wrong Yeah, and I really do want them to check him Yeah I love the fact that I heard a smack I'm allowed to She got her good if that was the case, which I do not condone you to I don't know why I'm smiling I'm happy with that. I'll just give Martina a call. No Not while you've been like that. I'm not it's a busy weekend night shift in Birchenway custody suite On your medication. Thank you. Anyone arrested can be held in one of the 36 cells. This place is really really clean For up to 24 hours I've already explained to you why not when the officer comes up to bail yet We need to explain to it. I always say to them banging and kicking Ain't gonna get you out of here any quicker. This is how it is. I'm not gonna bullshit. Yeah, this is how it is I don't get involved in the investigation So let's look after your welfare to give you something to eat something to drink something to read if you want it That is it. I'll do whatever I can for you other than give you the keys to go What is the time it's one o'clock now one a.m. Well, I know we've been here probably about an hour Still being booked in are a holidaying couple from Essex in fancy dress The Joker very emotional too much drink Um, it's like the rule. Yeah, didn't want to engage. He didn't want to provide his address I said, well, if you don't provide your address, you don't get bail. It's as simple as that and Very quickly the address came running out of his mouth Don't know what's female dress does I don't actually know why the police got called on us Okay, and that's the good and it's true of hand on my heart The alien is that you stuck out and unfortunately hit police officer. That's the reason I've been nice to you She's denied assaulting police officer, but apparently so on Body cam. Yeah, let's see what happens You've caused issues all night Oh, okay We get actual footage in there doing like Got complaints coming left right center. They can't touch me. I was getting a lot of stuff to tell you You've got to be a fucking army mate. Why are you causing an issue when we want to do a speak? Often detainees when they're brought into custody, they'll be protesting their innocence shouting and bawling at us tunnels Where we need to go to find the evidence basically to prove their innocence The officer's doing a body one video Yeah, and I really do want them to check here You're not missing the camera, am I? Because I'm not. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. What is this officer doing? Like he looked back and seen the struggle and kept going Like look, he like shoot that ain't my business. I'm gonna keep going doing what I got to do When we investigate I heard a slot and we found that people have lied to us But they lie to us all the time He'd obviously been arrested for assault on the security guard And then she'd obviously stepped in because she didn't want him locking up and then she assaulted police and she came in But yeah, sleep off the alcohol and get interviewed in the morning I don't know like you lucky you wasn't in America because if you put your hands on the police They got all right to really go to town on you and they will Certainly I'll be done now A detainee in cell number nine is making use of one of the facilities that's less popular with the staff The intercom Yes We have a buzzer system that on the side police have put into the cells And for our needy individuals some detainees they get very buzzer happy So it's buzz what time is it buzz can have some food buzz what time is it? Buzz can have some food Yeah carry on You've had a pound for every time somebody pressed that buzzer. I'd be a millionaire Some people say, you know, it's a bit like in a hotel. It's like room service Yeah, I ain't got claw. Don't live in the rooms, babe. Anything else? Thank you Can you get a bus Now now that right there Is above and beyond A buzzer system. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's convenient like because if we get locked up in Chicago per se You just got to knock on the door until somebody come Got one on right now Producers if you struggle finding just like a hospital Next intercustody is a man arrested for drink driving Definitely drunk he got a Guinness shirt on What nationality are you Romanian? Say again You're the driver of this vehicle Do you can you understand me enough? You're gonna get breathalysed. Okay So blow in keep blowing so you hear click Keep going. Thank you. Ain't there something wrong? You've blown about four of times over the limit and you'll be coming with us. Okay When you're booking somebody and I mean we could be dealing with somebody who's in for murder You could be dealing with somebody who's in for sexual offenses But you know at the end of the day, it's my job. I'm not used to judge That's what a judge does at the courts. I'm not used to judge So I treat it. I hate when people say that like you work in a detention you work in Hotel custody you work in a police station If you hear the charges you judge slightly I'm gonna put it the same What I need him to do now is to take a big deep breath And continue to blow until I tell him to stop When you're ready Blow into the tube blow Jill needs a telephone interpreter to make the Romanian man understand that he needs to give New samples of breath and the lowest will be given in evidence Right listen you need to keep going until I say stop not when you stop, okay I'm hard. I don't mean hard as in as I'm you know I'll take on the world I'm adding that I don't suffer fools As I'm going to give him one more chance Blow When I need to be tough when I'm tough piss me off and you'll get now simple ads Telling that you will be charged with failing to provide The legal limit for driving is under 35 The first specimen that he blows 137 It will be charged with failing to provide two specimens of breath for analysis And it will be charged Yeah, just use the first one. I don't even understand that like why you gotta blow two three times like I'm 135 that's my reading. It's over. I'm still a hundred and whatever I'm not from Grimsby. I'm from all. The old say I've got a bit of a twang. I think every day that's academic It's going down well a bit of sugar We are a bit of a snacking team. We tend to snack more at night You've got a lot more interviews going on join the day So we don't actually get time to like dip into the chocolate biscuits as much as we like to Are we doing orders? Yeah And dirty refs on the last night shift We can dirty refs refreshments to a police term dirty refs pizzas, gibabs or those kind of unhealthy food What are you having? I'm having a southern fried chicken map. I can't have a pizza Do you don't really like tapas on that? I love tapas When you like okay Because I know when I'm in America and I read a menu and they say southern fried chicken I would imagine it's the southern states of America like Florida You know some the places that cook good When y'all read it on there is it Is this supposed to be the same thing? Can I ask you a question? Like southern to what out there? Where is there's exceptionally great fried chicken out in the UK? That is southern of Grimsby Just the question We're single and free. I'll take you I'd wine and dine you It would gel really really well Uh, we do have a laugh I'm Lou's taking. I'm Donna's taking We don't do just any of this, do we? That's a big no-no We're vulgar now as we're all going out and it's Tom June's tribute I'm going to take a pair of Nick's chuckat in while he's there Wow look at that A burger and a pizza Jill you need to try this pizza burger look at that No, no pizza burger Are you sure? I can see your mouth watering It's like really nice. It's a heart attack. It's going down your neck, my neck feels so hot. A whole night spent alone in a cell allows for sobering up and reflection, especially for one detainee. Feels like I've literally been in there for like, forever. Let's just try something like this and it would never happen. And I'm like, cause I don't know, like obviously what happened and I just see red but yeah, it's just not going to happen again, that's for sure. It's not very nice, you know. I've ruined it, so I just can't wait to see my girls. That is literally my children and this, yeah. So down means we can go home. There we go, look. There's now worse than going home with a set of cell keys in your pocket and having to come all the way back again. This seems like a little cool, tight knit little, you know, work for us. They seem like, you know, they understand like, hey, if we make it the best possible experience, maybe they won't be tripping as hard as they normally would in regular police holding cells. YouTube is the new home of NFLs. I don't care, but salute. A new day brings new custody staff. Morning, you're right. We just make sure all the cells in that hole are tidied out and clean. Town winner again the other night. Cogs. Champions League next year. Today, it's team three. OK, morning everyone, we're airing to go. I'll just apologise in advance, Mrs Cook's a really nice carbonara and it was full of garlic last night, so if I smell, that's the reason. OK, so in one is him for failing at roadside drugs, wipe and possession with intent to supply. He had a nose bleed when he was brought in and he threw coffee at the custody sergeant. So you all know what he's like. Number three is in for section 20 GBH. The only thing he's really concerned about is he's going to get his trainers back after they've been seized. I'm sure that'd be top of my mind as well. And number nine, he was absolutely off his face and was brought in on drugs. Anyway, he's only just been deemed fit at six o'clock this morning after being arrested yesterday afternoon. Due to budget cuts, we're putting them all in one cell. Cheers, guys. The traditional view of a custody sergeant is a grumpy older, last few years of service left sergeant. I'm definitely not grumpy now. That's one thing I don't do. Listen, I'm saying, like, both of these sergeants are, like, upbeat, excited. Like, I ain't used to seeing that. I'm expecting, like, a mean person, but I know I guess this makes the day better for, like, the people in custody and the workers as well, under him. Basically, hands down, winner. I'm the grumpy one and Jay is the joker. You're not grumpy. In the morning, you're not grumpy. Sorry, grizzled. Grizzled. She's a grizzled veteran. Er, I know what I'm doing. Er. The longer I've been in custody, the grumpier I get and I've got a bit of a resting grumpy face. An early morning arrival into the custody suite is 61-year-old Leslie, who's been arrested for theft. What was you stealing, Leslie? What's going on? If you've ever seen the film, Forest Gump, the bit where he says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Well, that's typical of custody, so you never know what you're going to get coming through the door. They've interrupted my smile. They've interrupted my smile. No, you don't need it, you're great. You've been here before? I hope so. You have. You've only been here before. I have been here before. Yeah. Right, OK. And circle centres, please. Er, it's females but identified, er, to enter the Grimsby Gardens, and steal a fountain cup. I ain't even got a garden. How are you feeling at the minute? I feel all right, actually. Usually, when you arrest me, it's about nine o'clock. I'm a bit upset now at this time. We built this thing. Leslie is no stranger to the custody suite. Leslie, is there any possibility that you could be pregnant? I'm 61. She was previously jailed for two and a half years in a case that made national headlines. Well, that really is a seasoned national headline making veteran of the prison system. I was on Look North about four years ago. A woman from Cleathorps has been jailed after admitting to possession of class A drugs and handling stolen goods. Amasai Police found more than 2,000 individual items when they searched Leslie's home. Among the property discovered were dozens of box watches, makeup, clothes and toys. The 55-year-old was jailed for two and a half years. Leslie ain't playing out here. She's a good scammer, ain't she? She's going to get it done. For someone that's got a relatively decent, if that's the right way of putting it, criminal record, it's not what I was expecting at all. I don't know what I was expecting, but I wasn't expecting that. You're always going to have to come off Leslie, I'm afraid. Leslie will remain in custody while investigations continue. I hate me pajamas a lot, but... I'm just a nice old lady, takes care of the block. You're in the homes, man. This time of the morning, we're quite tired and comfy, so it's nice to actually get someone coming in as a customer that's quite jovial. Hang on, Leslie, you ain't got no bro on it, just lift up, like... Don't want to touch him, myself. I don't blame you. It's a rare occasion. I don't blame you. She is 61, though, but I ain't know what it was like. You know what I'm saying? I ain't know what got like that. I think she do got a bra on, too. It's quite jovial. Yeah, I see a strap back here. Even with the bra, huh? That's a good seven-inch lift. You know what? Don't want to touch him, myself. I don't blame you. It's rare. Rare occasion. Not being abused, shouted at. Salute. Yeah, the ones that I should recognise are the uniform and that we're actually people in these uniforms. Yeah, I like those people. Listen, I can't read, but you've got your cup of tea. Where are we going, Sarge? 28. 28. My birthday. Did it touch up? Have you not been offered any meal? Mealtime? For detainees in custody, it's a waiting game to be interviewed, go to court, be bailed or released. I think it was you as an interview, wasn't you? You're just a big lad and you need fattening up. Yeah, we'll sort you out. The detention officers who are civilians and not police look after them around the clock. They always want feeding. Feed the bellies, keeps them happy. The detention officers who are now police, I think that's normal, right? Makes our job a lot easier. I've had a very interesting life. Yep, done a lot of things with my life. If it was then tomorrow, I'd actually think, yeah, well, I've had a good spin at it. What attracted me to working in custody I would probably say was... She don't even know, she just hear. The paycheck. Just say the paycheck. I've stopped because I do know this one. It's just... It's just an organised mess. How many of you have got for court? Seven? Keeps you well on your toes. Charge room. Sue has just received notice that a known violent offender is on his way into custody. Oh, right. Is he playing... Is he kicking off? He's really not happy. Oh, gosh. Can we have a welcoming party, please, for this dry-cell chappy? He's kicking off massively in the van. All of a sudden, the phone will ring and you've got one en route and it's a real serious offence. The mood completely changes. We all batten down. We all know what we need to do. Right, so he's here. Good God, is that him screaming? Is he growling? They got a little lion or something? Oh, my God. Will that be debit or credit? I just don't feel like the staff is equipped for this, but they're going to show me, right? Male has been brought into custody having been arrested for actual bodily harm. Put him straight to the cell fire. We need to... He's suspected of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Probably both, a little more of the first one. So he's taken straight to a cell. We've got somebody at the moment that's been brought in. We know him. He can be slightly unpredictable. Sergeant Jason will need to assess him. Sergeant Jason will need to assess him. Is he possessed? That sounds like Lucifer is in that man. He needs attention to secure and preserve evidence. It's quite a serious offence that he's here for. He's stuck a pair of scissors in his friend's mouth. He's punched her in the nose, possibly breaking her nose. It's obviously serious offences. After 10 years of working in custody, you think, oh, I've seen it all. No. Then something else will present to itself. Anything. Okay, what is your name? Okay, you know what? During the incident, the arrested man has sustained a serious injury to his hand. Do you want to look at his thumb? Let's have a look. Ouch. Right, the medic... Right, you need to... Just let the medic treat you... Okay? You ever heard, like, a deer make noises? Let me look. Hey, Siri. How do deer sound? Ripping, it may also sound... Okay, wait. No, we gotta go. Because I need y'all to understand this is exact... He sounds like a dea... Y'all ever seen that video where the bear attacked the deer? Oh, I gotcha. Listen. Tell me he don't sound like this. Sound just like that man, doesn't he? Right, the medic... Right, you need to... No difference. Let the medic treat you your thumb because it looks quite painful. We have a health care professional permanently based on the custody suite. We're getting booked in and they say that he's got the hospital because it's not appropriate for them to be here. Absolutely, definitely need to close it. Right. Right. He's got a bad cut on his hand, really deep cut. He'll have to go to A&E, but we can't take him to A&E like that. That'd be the best outcome for everyone, wouldn't it? From what we know of the guy, he's normally drug induced. Although he is angry, aggressive, and he's suspected of committing a serious offence, he is also very vulnerable. Up against the wall. The detainee will be kept in custody whilst the effects of any drugs he's thought to have taken wear off. What type of drug do that to you? Just stay drug-free matter of fact. We know it's not easy leaving your best friend on... It is. Sarah, apparently in mind my wife could see it. No thank you, I'll have cellarine rive-eaters. I get 20 sins a day in a bacon boat, he'll be about 24. So I'm really chirpy. I'm a bit like Tigger in the mornings. Maybe we should start using the acoustic breakfasts. You go first and let me know where you're going. What shall I have today? Brown, beige or grey? Hmm. My wife, she's not a morning person. We'd never live together before getting married. And after a week, she phoned up her mum. I won't shut up. I want to come home. Thank you. You're always so helpful, my little rave sunshine. I think it's just 13 years in the military I've had full of beans in the morning. When's your next holiday, Gaz? January. Let's have a guess. Is that where you go every time, Gaz? Is that your favourite? We're booking a cruise. You've been on a cruise? I've been off at Ross, does that count? And Cogs cruising about late nights doesn't count either night. This show just makes me feel like we're a lot into their day-to-day. And I don't want to feel like one of the guys. Good job. I know you're not police officers, you're just detention officers. But at the same time, maybe the sergeant is a police officer, but you know what I'm saying? I almost laugh with y'all. I've done the cruise round the Emirates, Dubai. A lot of sun. A lot of docks. What you've got to do is drive five minutes out of here and you can go to an even grottier docks. Grimsby docks. Grimsby, for me, I thought was a wonderful place to be. I've watched it deteriorate. The big retail shops pulled out and then the docks closed. Grimsby was one of the biggest fishing ports in the United Kingdom. A quite economically wealthy place to live, but not so much anymore. I've not grown up locally, but I've been in Grimsby a few years now. Grimsby is quite unique. It has its plus points. There is quite a sense of community spirit and this is where I'll be staying, hopefully. Vicky is one of the two sergeants in charge. I won't make a very good shelf stacker at Tesco. But hierarchy doesn't stop her from getting stuck into the Mormon Dane tasks. Handcuff keys have more than one use as well. Detainees need more than just food and drink, especially if their clothes have been taken for evidence. We stock everything in here from beautiful, finest footwear, like the old school pencils that you develop at the primary school and the exceptionally fashionable non-branded grey uniform. In a busy week we can get through boxes and boxes. We're stocking up. Quite therapeutic. Free underwear. As a child I never knew what I wanted to do with my life as a grown-up, but I wanted to do something with my life that I could help other people. Something that wasn't just sort of working in an office, nine to five. I don't like doing the same thing day in, day out. And whilst people might think custody is that, it's not. No, very not so. There's different people every day, so it's a surprise, I would guess, on the day to day. Vicki's next job is not one for the squeamish. So, the occupant of Son with three currently is residing in his own feces. What did you say to that? Well, why? He doodooed and smeared it on the walls. He ain't had to sit there for the next hour or two. Plus. It's a relatively regular thing, I suppose, in here. We sort of kind of get used to it. You'd be surprised about what people do in custody. The detainee in cell three was arrested for theft of a motor vehicle. His so-called dirty protest is a common occurrence in custody. He rubbed it all over his intercom? Nice. Right, let's go and have a word with him, see what he's trying to achieve. Right, from the door. What are you doing all that for? OK, you suspected a criminal offence. You know the score, you've been here plenty of times. It's not a hotel, mate. You're going to get charged with a criminal offence for this. For everything you do, there's a consequence, mate. You can't expect us to come running in at your beck and call. Show us you can be here for half an hour and I will move you. Well, OK. You can stay here all night, then. All right. I've got to work here. I don't want to walk him down the corridor when he stinks. We've got to get the detainees here. We've got to think about my staff. I would imagine that he'll realize that he's not going to get anywhere and then he'll calm down and then we can move him. You'll get detainees here in custody and they'll make demands and that's their way of sort of trying to wrestle a little bit of control back off you. And I always try to emphasize to the detainees, you're not in control. This is our environment. We're in charge and you know, you'll comply and you'll do what we need you to do. Yeah, definitely. Never doing that type. Hopefully we just stay out of jail and you won't ever have to do no protests where you've got a smear doodle everywhere. That's not one that I would participate in, buddy. You're on your own. So, what are you doing with the shoes? I've just put a jumper in there, that's all. A less challenging detainee is 61-year-old Leslie who's admitted to the theft of a garden water pump. I don't bother me being in here. It's like a holiday to me. A garden water pump. So, she just went to somebody's next door, took their pump. When you're near, loads of times in the police station and jail. I went to jail before. I was in the Sunday's paper gags to run a newspaper. It was good doing jail, you know. I got a bit of, you know, but I know what you've been proud of. This is why I'm trying to be good. I am trying to change my world. I'm better than too old. Leslie? Yeah, you're 60. How old was she? She was up there. It's a good done. 61? Right. You take care. Yeah, she's lived life to the full, that lady. Absolutely. She knows how it runs. She wrote the book, I think. For me, the best thing about working in custody is meeting all the different types of personalities. I love it. It's just interesting talking to people and the little quirks and the things that they say to you sometimes. It's really funny. You just have to be a lighthearted with it all. You just do, that's just how it is. Hello? I can't hear you because you've put poo in the intercom. No, you can't have a drink. Because I'm not dropping the hatch. You've got shit all over it. Listen, I said to you, I need to look after you. I'll look after you. But you've covered yourself in shit and all over the door, so I hate dropping the hatch. I get their hands like that. Not gonna lie, that's a fear assessment. And they rub it all in the intercom like that. Then they put it all over the windows, all on the mattress and do all this over the face. And then they stand there, the buzzer, buzzer, and they say, will you come and talk to me, miss? I can't talk to you like that, mate, not while you're covering in poo. So what's you about to do? You're about to bring in like a pressure washer and spray them off or something? Dink. You guys haven't volunteered. I'm not clearing it up now. I'm just gonna clean it off his camera though, ain't? My hero is gonna go and clean it. I'll just get stripped down to me thong and then just put paper suit on. I hope it's like a print. I don't think he's gonna do anything to us, but famous last words. He said to me, the first person that opens this door, they're gonna get the shit straight in their face. If this goes wrong, yeah, I wouldn't be happy. So when you first join the police, you think you're gonna change the world, but I didn't expect to be cleaning off a wall. Is there any need for any of this? We're only here to look after you. Yeah, that's because you weren't cooperating. If you show us you can behave a bit, we'll get you moved, but as it stands, you're gonna have to stay here. Smells a bit fresh. After 30 minutes of good behavior, the dirty protester can be moved to a clean cell. Number four, three. That's like a shower or something. Chatted glass, ain't it? No, what happened to number two? Number three's full of number two. That was good, that one it. That was really quick, that Vicky. Good one, Vicky. This baby deer. Sleeping in his cell, the man accused of a violent assault has finally calmed down. Shut up, will you? You know me? It's now safe to book him in and pursue to take his photographs and prints. Thank you. This way. If you show empathy and you actually are listening to them, they're being heard, and then you settle them down. You're looking to that camera for me. Keep still. The skills that you build up over many, many years allows you to look at the bigger picture of everybody, because they've always got their story. There you go, good lad. You all right? Good. What the hell was he on? He was a zombie. He wasn't even on Earth when he came in. All of what that encompasses is quite a sad situation. Where he is in life now is not where he obviously wants to be. Were you eating at the minute then? Where you get your food from? Neighbours. Probably Spice, since he's not eating in his... Brother? Yeah. All right, lad. Good. I don't care. I won't be human if I didn't. The detainee will now go to hospital for treatment to his hand. You all right? Good boy. When he returns, he'll be charged with the assault on his friend. How they're living their lives, they think that's normal. But what is normal nowadays? Sometimes I actually don't know anymore. custody, could I help you? Today... The violin was going hard, wasn't it? 18-2 are back on for another shift. Oh, dear. Cleaning the cell out is this guy's an interviewer who hasn't even left yet. But his cell's an absolute mess. I've been in custody for 16 years. The custody suite then had about 25 cells in it. But for them, 25 cells on two of them had CCTV in them. And only two of them had toilets in them. As well, we was actually booking in and charging and bailing. But now the sergeant's still solving the booking in. And we just concentrate on welfare of the detainees. Get up to six. That's good. You know, stretch this thing. You can focus on wellbeing. Many of those arriving daily are regular visitors to custody. The next at the booking-in desk... Number two, please. ...is one of them. Another who's just arrived, he's known to us, who's really just kick-off. So we'll do our best and see how we go on. A woman has been arrested for GBH. Good afternoon. I need an ambulance. A wee? So we need to get you searched first. No, I'm fine. Right, OK. Right, OK. Just keep your hands where we can see them, then. This young lady that is booking in. She's definitely got...she's definitely stuffed some stuff. First thing she's trying to do is go to an ambulance and then we like, nah, hold on, ma'am. She's got warnings for secreting, hiding drugs. So he's authorised a strip search on her. Number one. You are detained in custody. Based on what the officer said, he's authorised this strip search. A woman has been arrested and brought into custody for grievous bodily harm. Do you guys think I do that? Come on, then. Sergeant Ian has ordered a strip search. Do you really think I do that? Obviously, yes. Search concerned the woman may be concealing something. The officer's already alerted me to the fact that she keeps going for her underwear. The first thing she's asked to do when she's come into custody is just wanting the toilet. Maybe because she's concealed something. She wants to move something or she might want to neck something. Keep your hands out there for me. Detention officers Jill and Donna are looking for anything that may cause harm or inform the investigation. Keep your hands out. That's fine. That's fine. Just slide your shoes off. They'll stand up for us. Do as you're told. Yeah? She's threatening to kick off. Lulu, can you go to system in number two? No, we're not doing that. Don't you dare bite me. Fucking dare to bite me. Right. How can he now? Dare to bit her. There we go. Crackpink in the knickers. There you go. Don't stop. That's why she had her hands down the punch. What was down there? The strip search that she had was haunted. Found a crackpink. And I like to have it down the punch. A crackpink and a lighter down her band. You know, her ordinal's were around quite firmly because she started struggling. And then she made an orange to bite the officers. Yeah, and then sort of kicked out of me. Missed me, but kicked out. I'll be 59 in February. I'm not getting any younger. I've been referred to by one deterning as that whole lady. And that really hit. So you've been arrested for GBH, OK? I don't see myself as being as old as I am. You know, it's not until you look in the mirror that you realise how old you are. You hit the victim to the front of the head with a wooden back causing injuries. Even now, at nearly 60, if officers was trying to restrain somebody, I'd be in there like a flash. Absolutely in there like a flash. I think I'd be the first in. You need to relax. So based on what the officers have told me and the reasons as to why you're here, I'm going to authorise your detention here at the police station, OK? This is the woman's eighth visit to custody in the past four months. What the staff call a revolving door detainee. Certain individuals coming into custody is just part and parcel of their life. Especially when they're nitty. Nitties, this is like... This is a part of the program. Room at the inn. If you come to this side place, it's a bit like going shopping, you know, going to the GP or the doctors, whatever. They accept it, they come in, they're absolutely fine, they'll get armed, they'll go through all the questions with you. They understand, they know the process, they know the booking procedure, they know they're going to a cell, they know they're going to get fed and watered, etc. We have, we can have all day breakfast, cottage pie. Yeah, all day breakfast. They know you and you can generally, you know, calm people down because they see a familiar face. We do look after you, don't we? Nine out of ten. Nine out of ten, that'll do for me. Take care, see you later. Good rating, nine out of ten, I can live with that. So yeah, another happy customer. It's nice when they go out smiling and thanking you. Stretching isn't just for pro athletes. Like, you're just happy to be out, that's why you're so joyous and thankful or is it really... I mean, it looked like it's nice, genuinely. You know what I'm saying? The people... That's how it always is at any job, man. It'll be the people that make it good. As the sun rises over another day in Grimsby. Here comes Jill's calf again. She wants food. Jill checks in on the woman who was arrested for GPH. When she came in, she was aggressive on the strip set. She lashed out with a fee. She tried to buy the female officer. And it's about calming the situation down. That's chilli beef. Oh, man, it's really good. What are you doing, sweetie? I'll do it with everyone. Enjoying that, aren't you? You usually find that when you're getting somebody else under the influence, after they've either sobered up, they'll want to talk. What are you saying? I'm gonna sit with you. I could do with the rest, actually. But, you know, that's when they get emotional, don't realise what they've done. And then I get apologies. You know, I'll say to them, life goes on. We're only human at the end of the day. What do you think to the sausage and mash? This is beautiful. I'll have a word with the customs sergeant and tell him that you're not happy it wasn't Lincoln sausage. Yeah. She turned that thing up. I feel like I had that for dinner a few days ago. Like, what's going on? She appreciated just somebody to talk to, somebody to be able to listen. And that's what we're there for. That's what we're there for. Our role as a detention officer is to look after the people that come into custody to make sure they leave better here in the morning than when they came in. Call your mother and welcome, sweetheart. Did she just tuck her in and give her a good night kiss? That's tough. That's above and beyond. That's a great service. 10 out of 10. Yeah, welcome. Thank you. The joker was convicted of common assault and fine 300. She might get some time, Harley Quinn. Assaulting an officer and fine three. The court case was discontinued, so everybody's getting off, huh? The dirty processor was in for the criminal damage. Everybody was in assault. He's getting a sentence. Maybe suspended, though. He has a sentence of four years in pr- Yeah, okay. Thanks to Granny Leslie. That's funny. Dismissed. Baby Deer was dismissed. Release without charge. Bat to the face and got released without charge. T.L.L. leave a like, comment, subscribe, man. Salute to the UK criminal justice system.