 He had it on in the big picture y'all had like backstage and like a big show. That's all we do over here try to support the homies. Appreciate it man. You had my shit on first bro. I got an old old picture with Lois with a black blistering shirt on. I was there in the beginning. What y'all don't know is me and Ronnie Jordan got a pilot. We do. Man, even before it was an 85 South Show, me and Ronnie Jordan was putting some media together man, because we knew the streets needed us. We knew the shit was coming. You got to do something on your own. And we got this new channel, 85. We might bring this shit back and just drop it for the real people who fuck with us anyway. Come on dawg. I think we got too high on it. We got real high on that one. Because I mean, by the time we got to the last shit, I saw you burn yourself. You got one of my lighters. You good? If you're not a little weeb, you ready to fall, and soon you light it even after you come a little fireball. That was to remind me that he had my lighter. That was mine? Mine say get lit. That's my lighter. You need one? Call me a lighter. I got one more. Give it to me. Give it to me. I got one left. I'm a fan. No it ain't man. I don't get it. You know the family that smoked together tell jokes together. My wife. I see you trying to sneak in with that little piece of my wife. You need to carry me with personal. I'm gonna bring you one of them. One of them. One of them. Beef. You see don't really know Javier like that. You know Javier. Hamburger. Black with a Mexican name. D.C. You ain't gonna believe this shit bro. It nigga hands like baby hands. No bullshit. That nigga got hands like a baby. D.C. I don't know how it begins shit done. Niggas got wrangly tight hands. I'm telling you that nigga got hands like a baby foot. Niggas got hands like a baby foot. Yeah I don't get it. Fuck you. I can get me a stick out of bed now. You see that nigga cold as fuck though. Got a little ice cream. What my shit is? He ain't dead my wife. No pepperoni part my wife. For those who ain't no pepperoni. We'll part and part my wife. Who the fuck don't know that? There's somebody out there I thought it was Pepper. They don't teach you where pepperoni come from. No it's been. I ain't no pepperoni. You know how it's been cause they make turkey pepperoni. I ain't no pepperoni. You tell me pepperoni will pull. Yeah D.C. I spent a lot of time working at that one. My job sir. Shout out to Dom Nose man for ever my plug. Dom Nose. They don't have to pay me for nothing. Don't eat it if you don't want it D.C. Don't do it like that. Bring him another one god damn it. This hot. You ain't got no plan B? This hot my regular day. I'm good right now I get it. You want hamburger on your pizza that's what you gotta say. Y'all ain't got no cheese piece up. Give D.C. some cheese man. Bro I can't eat that pork my bro. You gotta say you want hamburger. If I eat some pork right now y'all might want to call it amulet. If I eat pork my wheels around. You're too good to eat around. If I eat some pork my wheels around. Give me that pepper on the pizza man. We might have got this pizza just cause we knew you was coming and you letting us down by not eating none of it. If anybody wants to cook anything with some pork in it I know you're trying to do something to me. I'ma feel offended. D.C. don't eat pork no more. I'm like yeah man you know that's a pork in it. Hey give me one of them cheese pieces D.C. That shit look like it's his. D.C. let me get one of them. They look like that shit in there. Yo that's pork cheese. I like the lid slice. When they do the lid slice they be thinking about me. You gotta put the pepper on there man. I want you to get the pork mama. I'ma try to get one of them. I'ma let that bitch go. I thought he was gonna grab the whole thing. Let me hold it with two fingers. You ready? Come on man. Come on. I thought you were gonna get it. I got it. No I don't want to do it. My doctor called up here. He be like you doing too much. You don't want to just take it. You just gonna get it slightly easier. You can hand it back off quicker. I got my piece to get cold. No my little piece is over here. I don't want to bite it. I don't want to bite my little cheese piece. You used to keep the sleep over there. Oh you missed the lid cover session. Oh. Black power out. I definitely was there. It was neat. This is when it came in handy. They would have been home after black power out. I did it. I feel like I got a college credit. You went to college though. Did you finish? No I did not. Let me have a nap. I started comedy man. I left that uptown. You love college new comedy? What year? I was at West Georgia. Where you was doing comedy at? I was driving all the way to Uptown. So you were doing it in Atlanta? In Atlanta. All the way to Carleton. In the 83 Monte Carlo with the dinner on the door. Selling meat. I got a pound of meat in the hubcap. All the way during the terrible. How you putting the hubcap? I don't know what to do. I didn't know cartel moves. You weren't scared that it would fall out on the spread well? It stayed on there pretty good. I did it once. I was like this one is smart. Because it was in the Kroger bag too. One pothole. Old pound. Now on the street. What happened to Crankhead? Niggas been living here. Woo my boy. Just when your thing is over. It just started. No I know. I owe you. Wait do you see what I got? This is raw hand. 30 pound of meat if you can get another ticket. Fuckin' them up. What year you said it was? 03? No it wasn't. This was like 01. I was at the club in 9-11. I was at Uptown. Everybody had 9-11 jokes immediately. Immediately. A couple weeks after that. It was that era. It could really ain't go far. No it's a lot of them you ain't heard of no more. Some of them still around. Benjy Brown still around. He used to set that bitch out and had niggas on step. Paying $100 to sit on DJ Boo's steps. Yeah. Benjy Brown used to go crazy. The whole BMF of being that bitch. Like beach all them for real. Niggas might have a whole pit bull in the club. All that shit. Just for Benjy Brown. Niggas... Benjy Brown used to be crazy man. Oh yeah. He ain't a problem man. That shit was Miami Vice Nights niggas. He was like dope boy prom. That's an accurate thing. He might be a Rolls Royce like touching the dope. He be like damn bro can you just back up off the door. So people go up. Nah I just bought it. You can't be in the front row. You ain't got no grill. I don't care. With grills in my hand. Stupid rich niggas. With grills in Miami. Yeah. Stupid rich niggas. Gonna be high as fuck in here again. Right. We running it back. I'm here like I'm eating pizza off camera. Fuck it bro. I'm talking about you ate the whole time too. You ate the entire time. Crumbs on your titties and everything. I wouldn't do the sweatshirt you know. No Justin without no crumbs. He got crumbs on his titties. They been calling me titties in the building since that one. Like I could be with my kids. You know that's what got a favor. But you had your own titties on though. Niggas don't know. Yeah. You know what's crazy though man. It's like we be sitting here and we just be talking shit. But we'll go do a show and then people hear us like teachers and shit. Y'all ain't say titties in the building. They were waiting on it. Corporate people can't wait to hear that shit. I have my titties out. Just for you to see titties. It was a show. I think one day we had a big ass titties. She was like... What do you want me to say man? Like that is a charge. I feel like the more we talk about titties on this show the bigger they get at the show. It's like every show got a bigger pair of titties than the last show. But we need somebody with the biggest titties to come front row too. Just bring them juicy wappas. We was at the comedy zone. That girl that had them titties bigger than you and Chico hit. I don't think nobody impressed me except for that woman. Tammy. What happened with Tammy? Tammy at the brick house that you don't know nothing about. I ain't never seen a woman that bad. That was funny. That was a real woman like a 40's nigga. No she was a 50's. I'm talking about a real woman. Now y'all are giving me a bitch a hand following them up. You just hope that coochie shave and it smells good. I just got one last step Tammy. I just hope it's you know I just hope it's good. Right. Put my leg down. Like it. Gotta take one for the team. Somebody coochies is broke. We shouldn't highlight them though like it's more of them that smell good than smell bad. It do, it do. But I do want ladies to know that we do think about that too. Like how they think about us. Like how they hope it wishes big. We hope y'all just feel good. We hoping too. Hope they be a coochie smell good. That's the difference. Some of them actually smell good. It's like What's that? That new car smell. Is that apricot? Then some of them don't handle us. Then some of them be like What was that? See I'm like I'm like a pussy smell. Like pussy cut the soil with cologne and shit. I can tell you where it be. You saying she got that fall pussy? I can tell you like hold up. Who's on to the stove? Tastes that shit like wine. Mm-hmm. I'm like that smell like to a pot. Switch the pussy around. That to a clock right now. Man, he's saving. You and I saw that. You was on that one. I feel like it's him. It's things to the left. It's important for us to talk about pussy on damn that every other time. No. Not a lot of platforms black men get to speak on. Free free. Can you say we OBGYN? Just let them know how much we love. We just fans. It's not just the pussy. It's not even like that little out of fat meat. We're not trying to sexualize. We're just trying to appreciate. They probably going to attack us because we should appreciate the owners of pussy more. And we do. We don't separate. You can. Sometimes you want to. Sometimes the owner ain't shit. But that pussy. We ain't got no goddamn no no no sea line back there dude. You ever heard that shit? What? Look at that shit touch the soul. Oh no that was an animal. What? We got white water back there. What the hell going on man? You see what I said when you talk about real shit it touch people in different ways man. It's like when I said we got a we were on the show pussy appreciation. Well for the lost in mind. He hasn't heard those words put together like that. Choked on a pepperoni. That was for real. With my blunt tend to go. We out of blood. I thought you had me on deck. Y'all out? Y'all out? Y'all going to learn about your blood? Blood tender. You need a bedroom? You going to learn about? That's a pre-roll. Oh no I don't smoke them. That's his blunt tender. Oh that's your shit? Oh that's your dude. You up your personal weed? No no no. He just be having that pact. He had some pre-rolls. You got a pre-roll? I don't smoke nobody pre-roll. Wood tipper. Give me the bud. You know what it's time to say. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. Listen gang. Only smoke pre-rolls from people that you know and trust. That was a lesson. And we over here at the 85 South Show and that was a skit on how important it is to pay attention and you'll surround us. Don't get lost in the sauce when you out partying and part laying. Know who you were smoking with if you were smoking with somebody since the world didn't change. We really recommend everybody smoke individually. You see that we are practicing socially distanced smoking in here. Nobody has passed anything and we are all grown and everybody's responsible for their own weed. There's a new hat that is on you and this message comes from Carlos Miller and doesn't affect the views or opinions of any of my affiliates and associates. Thank you. You see how socially responsible that was? That was very responsible. I was just letting y'all know that I got range. Like a motherfucking stove, Nathan. That's facts. You get it? Yeah, smoke like you been smoking. Shit been so rough, man. What you care about, man? You got to let motherfucking know that they are appreciated. I appreciate y'all. Your holidays and shit is coming up. Don't be going over to them people's house without no weed. Don't be the nigga that just be the grab a blunt-eyed nigga that passes you. Sit your head out. You don't even know. I hate no niggas. And I feel like it's important to say now, make sure you got enough that's going to last you because you can't call a weed man on a holiday. Thanksgiving Eve and shit. Go on hand and grab you some. Don't call him for two months. He know that you don't get now. You know you got man by the town. You ain't never got no ounce. You only got three five. Get a half out. Don't do two months. Get it before, like you said. Leave your shit before. You don't get this much. I know I don't get this much. Acknowledge the fact. Acknowledge that you get a little more. I know you want to smoke people, my boy. Push up with that pack. Bring it out. I'm going to call you back. If you that cousin that rolled them ugly ass blunts, let somebody else roll them. If you still smoking in, stay in the car. Just stay in the car. This ain't your fight right here. Don't smoke your shit in your car. Don't get out at the bar with you. Don't do that. Smoke that by yourself. Smoke that at home before you get there. Strangely. In the closet. With the lights on. Go and get in the shower. With the lights on. What did you say? Smoke that bitch. With the windows closed. He's smoking. He's smoking like a motherfucker. You want him to be choking all the time? I don't got that. I got that. I got that. Crying and shit. Give me this back. Don't leave this with me. I'm good on that. Who sell me it? He look at you like you don't want to hit the blunt. I be like, huh? This ain't what you mean. This ain't what you be doing. I told you before. If motherfucker sell me it, he sell everything. He got cocaine in there. I got ivory. You got pit bulls. Man, what you want? What you need? I got it. You want lean? I got it. You ain't got no meat, do you? I got four different kinds of meat. He's a meat tender. He's got a meat tender. You want meat, meat, you want some straight meat or you want some gangster meat? I got some smoking ass meat. I got smoking ass meat. I sell up a gas sometimes. Airbag. That's CBD. Hello. That's that CBD. I remember that joke. Have you ever had a comedian give you some bullshit weed before? What? Oh man, me and Clayton can tell you stories. When we first started coming around in the comedy circle, how everybody had the bullshit as weed and they were all... The worst. Want you to roll it up for them and you be like, for what? Go ahead and roll it up and they do it to you. They threw you something too. Go ahead and roll it up. What? The biggest bag of meat. Man, get some worm in here. Alright. You got a bag in it. You know who used to have the biggest bags of meat? Who? Tyler Craig. Tyler Craig would have a bag of meat that would just leave an ounce in the hand. Where did you get all this free weed from? He's a man basis. I came from... We had this one nigga. He was the best weed man we ever had. He used to pull up with some of the best meat out of the city. Now give me a roll with that meat. That threat pat was out of the chain. That popcorn. It was a whole era. What? The popcorn made it was an era. Come on now. For his part. We can go loud like this. God damn, I can't even think of God damn. Hickory Lake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't do it. Nigga fucked up on Hickory Lake. Nah, this ain't nothing. We were out here in Hickory Lake. Hickory Lake. That was the most ghetto shit ever. We're going to talk about shit that don't exist no more. He gone. Nigga, you remember hula hands? Remember the time we went to the city? They got the water. Hickory Lake. You mean metal law lane? There's no mid over here. I remember but Nigga understand that summertime smoking they're mid in the summertime. You can't get them to the city to get some purple. You know when you was transition from me to purple to John Colk, I told her it'd be the gas. I knew I had a monkey driving 3.5. I might not go get a 3.5, but I always had some money to the side. You sprinkle that pressure inside that little mid, though. You'll put that little plug in there. Stretch it out. Put it at the ends. Put it at the ends. Put it at the ends. What kind of blood is it? A mild blood. Got a lot of mild and a lot of meat. We done had some good time smoking weed. I remember, boy, don't make me shit for feeding all of it. Mom, man. And now I'll be like, I don't know if it was rabbit food or not. No, I was just with the G-15. Do you remember? I remember. I know it was weed, but I was like, I said it's a rabbit food. And I was like, hmm, I seen that, too. Boy, that's when you scrape in the bottom of your hustle when you got to sell that shake. But the shake is good if you make edibles. The shake is good if you make edibles. My wife made it. You got to keep in mind this before we make it. Don't talk about loud shake. Don't talk about loud shake. But me and shake, me and shake, me and shake was shit. And we just kept passing that bitch. That shit was like ready. It was like the inside of a pencil sharpener. It's just really shit. It's the crazy part, though. Like you said, me and this nigga had about, we probably had about a pound or a half of shake and a big ass bag. It took us all some of the smoke to that shit. And we got it for like maybe $200. Yeah, dude, it just all went up. It'd be absurd. The bag was like, it was one of them zips. And it was all the shake that was left from like, they were like, I don't know what it was. It was probably like two pounds, I don't know. It was a lot. It was a lot of shake. I remember when the quarter pound Coke and quarter pound started being 250. Quarter pound on the middle of the middle, 250. Yeah, that's 50 and a half. Oh, man. Well, 50 and a half. We were practicing smoking. We were getting ready for this time. We were getting ready for this. Yeah, I think this is a different era, though. Hey, man, if you're supposed to have you sitting down somewhere, too. I'm about to say this to the camera. If your first QP didn't come in, a dollar general bag wrapped up, don't tell a yellow one. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me, bro. It was pressed down hard and shit. You had to break it up, man. They're made them seeds and sticks. And he had no car when I had my first QP. Shit. Walk with that bitch. Why is always the nigga that was like two grays behind you? I'm holding him away like this. Oh, look, DC, why is always the nigga who was like two grays behind you that sold you the best pound? Because I was a younger nigga. Because I was a younger. I ain't gonna cap with young niggas. The best pounds you ever bought was from the nigga two grays behind you. I ain't gonna cap. I had to pay that every time, too. I got my file from a manager at work at TGI Fridays. A GM. Why are you doing this? You got benefits. Well, I'm in one restaurant. I used to have weed to the whole restaurant. And I used to pull it to the drive through. Like, I would get food, put the bag out. Like, it's the wrong meal. I put the bag back through the window. It'd be a whole salmon. I'm Larry. That's a life hack. If you ever need drugs at the time, you're OK. I'm gonna roll a whole salmon that big. It's a whole salmon bag. I'm gonna need some weed. Every restaurant's got some weed. Every restaurant's got some weed. Every strip club's got some weed. Just weed in the restaurant. The weed goes up times, too. It's like a stock market. I don't know what the fuck goes on. In the club, this shit ain't street price. I got some gas. I got gas. $7,400. What you mean? Man, you gonna either look at niggas or smoke my boy. Half out. That'd be $1,500 for you. $1,500. That's niggas cocaine prices. What? Niggas, I'm the fuck is this? When I went to the D.R., niggas was selling and got them. Oh, they be having some trash. No, this niggas had some good gas out there. We'll tell you why I got some good at it, but I don't want nobody to know. I guess he had came out there just to sell gas. That niggas were taxing like a motherfucker. Because they got some bullshit out of town. Niggas really sell you about $3,000 for about $60,000. That's $1,000 for him? That's $1,000 for him. That one, you want to get you up there? They were shocked, though. Oh, OK. They were just about to buy. $2,500, $2,500. They were about to sell me. He's like, nigga, you ain't going to find anyone we know. And then it was like, it had to break up. Right. It was sticky. So you had to, like, tap. So you really couldn't even get the real blood out of there. The skill. The skill. The skill. Ha-ha. Yo, we aligned it. The skill. For the skill. No, not the skill. They together, the weed just tensioned. Oh. No bolder. They got no bolder. They got no bolder. The weed together. It looked like ants on the lawn. Love the weed, baby. You got raisins. You got raisins on the carrot. Niggas, that what it do? But it was some Gil Bilch for real. I fuck with it. Shout out to whoever that dude was. What about the resort negative act? Like, he finna sell you some gas, and it is not gas. Like, especially, like, Jamaican shit. Let me see where I went to. The resort negative act. Mine. Oh, somebody gave me some trash. I want to say Bahamas. They hype it up, though. I want to say Bahama. I think I want to. I'm the re-puss. I'm the re-puss. They hype it up. I got some good. I just don't want to say why I got some good at it, because I don't want folks to know that they traffic me up. Everyone got some good weed. I know. I just don't want to be like that. Hey, man, you know that. I don't say it. I know. We did that. We did that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to say it. I don't know. I don't want to be like that. Ooh, man, like it is like, silly shit, but it is like stupid shit. It's a bitch-one chick. I don't know. I don't know. It is a cherish it. It's a bitch shit. Be honest with your bum. It's a bitch shit. I'm shit. I don't like those scenes where I have this shitty jacket. I can't believe they got it. Hey, come on, I don't give a fuck of this trash. I'm finna just be smugging trash. I don't like when you go out there. Hey, bro, I saw that. OK, I'll do it, man. I didn't want to bring it up to you. That shit look like the inside of a fucking black in my eye, man. That be the shit that they don't tell you, man? Fuck that. When you go out to country to these nice little places and then, as soon as it get doggy, ain't nobody in that bitch except you and the people who work at the hotel. You be like, what the fuck did everybody know? You be trying to smoke them out. Hey, what the fuck? It's the same time with everybody. That shit don't be prominent like how you would think it was. Unless there's some shit going on. Same time. Everybody go to sleep at 9. Quiet. 9.30. When you go outside, nigga, hey, man, you making noise. You making noise. It's the middle of the night. You don't fucking know. You understand? You outside. You are making noise. You don't know it. I ain't gonna lie. I like that type of shit. I hate it in the resort when you got weed, nigga. I hate it when you got weed in the resort and them old cougars that smoke be trying to fight. Hey, yo, man, you're saying your jokes. I had some of that stuff. I'm like, bitch, if you don't get that, you making it hot. You making it hot. I don't know who we want that daylight. Man, every guy's a stupid shit. It's your wife, you know? You ever be out of the country or something, you smell the strongest weed you ever smell, and then you find out who got it. It's the weirdest motherfucker that you've never would have thought the nerdy and geeky is looking like, man, what the fuck is you smoking on? Oh, this is some pineapple expression, man. My dude Scooby Grillz. Dude, I can fucking hook you up if you watch something, man. And he always got a weird ass girlfriend with like two dreadlocks and shit. That'd be purple. You can tell they do milk by the way of tea right now. Like, they are in love. You guys want to do some dabs? That's the next shit you need. Dude, we brought, like, a half-brick bro, man, because we're going to be here for like seven days and we smoke, smoke, too. If you want to, like, score some weed, man. I'll give you some. You just got that little patch right there. Score? Hey, yeah, I want to score some weed. I heard you were trying to score. Not anymore, man. Bro, my people are hitting you with that, man. I don't want to score. So you guys trying to score some weed? You guys need pot still? They will for that. Hey, you guys need pot. You guys need pot. They be looking at me like, big guy, I smell you, big guy. You got it, I know. White people laugh at black people, man. Whatever we think is the hardest shit, they got some weed that will tickle the bottom of your feet. I don't got caught by the dad. I'm talking about you will actually be laughing like you ticklish. What the fuck are we smoking, man? Dude, what's your favorite weed? You know the whole dad community, they look at this shit. They hate flour. They like, you got to put some shatter on there, man. Fucking light your red. No, people are going to be willing to round one of them fucking tanks later on. That's a science experiment. And them people are on cocaine. I want to do flowers. You do crack-a-fire weed. You just smoke inside you got to do all the extra shit. But to be only hitting that? They're like, then they get your class. The light resin comes from this pot. Hold up, man. Did I even tell them running Jordan is it? No, you didn't. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. We are too high. We're too high. We're too high in this bitch. Because we too high. Nigga could have swung. We done did the intro and every motherfucking thing. And they probably sitting there wondering why we got all these dope ass blessed AM merch all around. Because my dog, you know him and you love him. He likes smoking weed and buying joys. This is my nigga, Ronnie Jordan, morning culture. Let's go. Bless AM. That's that. Yes, sir, man. Thank you. 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Yeah, yeah. Appreciate it, man. I got a lot of shit early, man. But to stay around is a whole different thing. Everybody can be hot, but to kick it, man. I just celebrated my 20th year doing comedy, man. This shit. Oh, boy, yeah. When I dropped out of college, it was straight to uptown, man. I ain't looked back since. Last eight years. Got on comedy view after about eight months, man, and got there, kept pushing. How was your dropout? When you knew the dropout? I was already on academic probation. I'm just really living up here. Yeah, I dropped out. I ain't dropped out of a new comedy. I just dropped out, and then I was like, I don't know, I just, like, that tells me the truth. I don't know. I'm telling you, ain't nothing like boo, and then you got to drive back to Carrollton, Georgia, nigga, with the transmission shaking and shit. You like to get there in that way. What are you shaking? In the third or fourth? That motherfucker, third. I'm getting up. You can't even get past 88. Shit. No car can tell what kind of mood you in. Nigga, let you be going through some shit, then bitch, you're going to be a rough ride, nigga. Come on, man. You just rip that bitch, that bitch's going to float on. That bitch ain't never going to move. You bomb fan belt. This is nice. I'm just a nader. Check engine light. Check engine light. It's getting like you want to go off when you get home. Hell, yeah. Battery craving. Your car ever did this dumb ass shit? You get out, you try to close the door, that bitch just won't close. Man, yeah, my son do that dumb shit. He'll hit the thing on there and be like, what do I do? I'm sorry, dad. And it won't close my fan. Y'all ain't never kept a seat belt on for real. You ain't even know who you trying to get out and call. You like, ha, ha. You see that yourself. Get your guy up and throw him, nigga. We going to take this home now. The seat belt only work if you go fast. Not until the fat niggas don't want a seat belt. Fat niggas don't want a seat belt. So this time, you don't unless you got a car that's going to get ready for the thought that shit. Y'all didn't even hear that shit. Where did you want to say fat niggas don't want a seat belt? Fat niggas don't want a seat belt. Sometimes we do. Yeah, I know. If your car won't stop beeping, some niggas will be like, just wait, that bitch. So you know what I want to say to that? I hope that all the car manufacturers stop making them seat belts as long as fuck. Fat niggas ain't wearing them anyway. Now it's a niggas that's my size with a saggy ass seat belt because they thought that niggas was going to wear them, bitch. Shout out to them. You got to wear it, right? You just. No, I wear a seat belt. I get the part of your life. You got to wear that. You got to wear it. You can't pull it out of the niggas. Well, I usually chase them about the seat belt and see why you ain't got it on. He's a big old boy. Hey, hey. He's a big old boy. I ain't nothing like getting cuffed and you can't fit in the back of the little. Just wear a strap. Just take it to the back and come back a little bit. No. They're like, we ain't going to baby get him in here. No. That's when the police have to start negotiating. All right, big boy, if I ain't cuff you, you're not going to do nothing to me, all right? All right, get in there. I got a lot of them on Martin Luther King Day one time. Man. What? Some white police be trying to be passive. I got a lot of them in Sandersville. Hey, what you got going on, big daddy? Big daddy. What's the worst of fire? What you got going on, big daddy? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What's the fire? They always got a little slick nickname to call you shit. Yeah, yeah. Don't let them ask you a question and you answer it directly. Because my mom was a cop, so I answered exactly like they asked me. You got any weapons on you? Nope. You can get in the car. Hey, man. You ain't tell me you had your firearm in the left box, man. Did you ask me, did I have a weapon on me, man? No cap? No, no. Don't tell them police too much shit, man. Niggas be volunteering everything too fast. I mean, I see, I smoke in the car. So last time I got pulled over, I just got out. I'm so real. I said, he like, he like, yo, I'm like, listen, listen, listen. Don't do that. I'm not running. I'm not doing none of that shit, bro. I'm chilling. I'm going to make this shit easy for you. Robbin' smokin'. Hey, guns in the car and everything. Just run that shit. Do what you got to do. You check the shit, make sure the shit's right. You go ahead. I had to, I had to pull the whole like vice squad out of me one time. You know my concert. Come here with it. It used to be that van, but it got them, that white van. The dope van. I had the van with the seats in it and the TVs and shit, but them niggas, we was coming from Georgia going, headed upstate New York. Virginia, you know Virginia, as soon as you crossed them up, fucking lying. He had the van, you was trying to get it. Right. Oh, you had the van. I got the GST surveillance. You had the van. You had the van. Who had the wrong one? You had the extra one. TV and the recondition. You had the same, you had the same. I had a part, man. Stop playing with me. I got the same shit over here. I had a moving apartment. Yo, you had the big one. I had the big one, but the same shit. You had the big one. I had the big, big one. You had the big one. No, it was like a 97 and I put a new transmission in it. I don't know how you did this. I don't know how you did this. I don't know how you did that. Yo, she's on a friend. No, I was on three. He had the big van. But I got mine from a dude. Yeah, extra van. Only drove with two. I bought it from a dude. Only drove with the Georgia Florida games. That's it. It was like, man, Mo, kids don't drive right through them dirt bikes in their mode. We don't take it down with Jacksonville. Now they're going to get me a Sprint. I want a Sprint. Sprint will give me a real Sprint. Yeah, one of them. I had the police unscrew all the shit in my bag. I had a extra van. You ever had them search your van? Shut up. I was one, bro. Had an extra van, right? We got to give us a tour bus, man. Go ahead, bro. Yeah. We definitely got to give them what our face on them. People don't think it's going to be us in there. I see down here on Marlowe the King. Why I have been in Michigan. We can put that on. You ain't see me. We can put that on the tour bus. We're not in here. We're not in here. You y'all got a D-Cord. You got to have a D-Cord, too. I'm gonna be walking up on the, hey, there you go. Tell them why I'm four and eight and five. Like we not in the car I often didn't want to roast people want to roast every time they see me like 5 30 morning. I begin. Oh, I'm gonna start at we gotta start a trucking company That's me like that might be the one the trucking company They got the shit up at the porch though. Yeah. Yeah, my homeboy Taking a hit right now. Why pick shit up cuz they the ports Shit up ain't they go right now. They ain't going. Yeah shit stopped. They couldn't come out They ain't got enough of a bunch of shit. They ain't got enough trucks. They ain't got enough goddamn chassis What kind of industry can we get in here? We got a whole truck. They keep stacking the money in the whole truck. We're in the right industry. We're in the right one. We might need to get into the food at beverage. Some wouldn't insist The what? Cannabis. Cannabis. We smoke too much cannabis. CBD. Oh my God. If I could sell weed legally I'm not sure if I even want to sell weed. Y'all don't understand, boy. You can't. You can't say it. Cause I don't fuck around in the city legally, boy. Woo. Legally sell weed. That'd be hard man. Legally? It's in the state that it's legal. I'm talking about black. We need to move. Try to fly like an eagle. We ain't got to move. You talking about office? We ain't got to move. You don't have to move. He got killed recently, didn't he? No, he snipped. I said who was the drug dealer who didn't snitch? There's a few of them. But check this out. Do we have to move? Meach. No. No. Who? Tell me down here. You can't sell it in the other city. It's a process, bro. You got to get past the committee. You got to get on the wait list. You call money and do it all that shit, bro. And you got to present that shit. You want to be the right way. Fast or direct way. It'll be the right way. You want to be the right way. You don't want the report coming. You already know what they're going to do. Direct way. You don't have to touch it. Or you got to do his licensing. No, but I'm saying you still got to get on the license and list. You don't have to touch the wait list. Everything you do should sell it, bro. I think everything. Come on, we can bring it. All that shit. Sell it all. What the point for you is it. You're on the bag. This is all I'm going to see him say in life. You moving up and trying to do it. Get your face in. Copy it and put it right. Hey. So get in the cannabis industry. Yeah. Yeah, and let them do all the work. And just put your face on it. This is my wish. Did my pat boy. They got it, but they fine. I'm going to get that thing and find you in life. Okay, what happened? Listen. Remember when they copied your face? We got to get in some of this shit, bro. Shout it out. They ain't got this all weed. G5. Shout out to big baby. Shout out to big baby. Shout out to big baby. Shout out to big bro. Black on weed company. They got some good ass weed. They got some good weed by all the boys. By all the boys. Everybody got their own weed. Everybody just flip the script and come out with my own weed bags. They got to have something put in there. I'm just coming out with a weed screen, man. I'm finna get me a weed screen. I'm gonna get us a weed screen and we're gonna put it out and go crazy, man. Y'all gonna smoke on that 85 South, man. We're gonna change the name. You know how niggas be talking about smoking dead. I don't know how we doing that stupid shit. Smoke on 85 South. Yeah, make it cool. Smoke 85 South and maybe you can get creative. Get up over your ass. And then you be like, this podcast is full. You smoke 85 South, y'all niggas be crazy. That's right. We read what they say about our shit. We waiting on they shit to drop so we can be going they comments and be like, wow. White. One dimension. Right. Watch one episode and be like, I like their old shit better. Y'all need to keep it free. With the people. Y'all need to leave. With the fans more. He's young. Morning Culture, man. Y'all is direct inspiration for my brothers at Morning Culture and all y'all done did to show appreciate y'all coming by. You did it with the old studio. Say no more then. Say no more then. When we first started doing video, you was on that. It was like 2017, man. You locked on there, man. Came through, bro. Appreciate y'all, bro. Let's do a new one with them boys. They got big shit going. Yeah, shout out to Morning Culture, man. Yo, come on. Yes, sir. But y'all, they say that shit about us. Y'all trying to be like 85 South. Yes, they're rich. Don't tell it. I'm saying they're doing well. We fucking directly copy it. Y'all trying to be like 85. But we wake up because we did shit. Bro, I don't even pay to sit right here. Y'all think it don't sleep. I don't even pay to sit right here. Yeah, man. Y'all think it don't sleep. Right. We just kicking it. My back hurt. These are people who don't understand. The internet is, man. I'm just trying to stay alive out here in East Creek. Bro, it's enough out here for everybody. Everybody hit again. What they going to say when they see you on hit? You want to say we ain't leaving you? Yeah, right. Oh, he know them for real? That's what they going to say. Oh, he know them. Yeah, I do know. You've been in the old trap. Everyone in the old trap. We were calling it the old trap. Before the trap trap. Oh, I thought it was a paintball place. It was the art store. I walked in there a lot. We used to be a wild... It's so much glitter. I'm like, here now, boy. It's an art store. We used to be over here. I'm like, we created roses right here. I'm over here with paintbrushes and shit. That's the manifestation. We was in there creating art. Art supply. And the lab penetrates the building down to the foundation. And it comes from the core. And can I say this though? Y'all have definitely kept my career going. Like I said, it's easy to be lit. But to sustain is hard to do. And every time I came over here, I done gained some people that are like, nigga, I see your ass or anything else out. Kid is in the building. I had to call DC. My nephew don't believe me. You know what I'm saying? But y'all niggas really kept me in the game. Even writer gigs, niggas don't even know me. I got a writing job on the Drake and Future video. Life is good. Because 85 said hit you. So I'm like, yeah, for sure. Shit like the most streamed goddamn video or some shit at one point. Yeah, I sent that up. Callo sent the work, man. Appreciate y'all. Y'all always send the work. Y'all always look up. Y'all wearing shit. This shit is contagious. I come on goddamn live and just talk to niggas that got their own business. Entrepreneur check in, nigga. Come on. Come promote your business, nigga. Because if you didn't do this shit in the pandemic, you ain't gonna do nothing. That's what it's all about. Watch your niggas. What type of nigga is you if you don't want to see your niggas win? Come on, man. I got all my friends' businesses on my hoodie right now, nigga. All these shit black on, nigga. Talk to a shit game, man. Nigga, I love the game about the shit. Nigga had me that day. He was like, hey, man, I just want to know, am I missing some on the game violence? Like, what is it? I'm like, you just align them and deal with me, and then plus we get to change the perception. Come on, man. I saw what you did. Game violence is game violence, so if I call you game violence, that means you got a brother for war. It was handing game violence. Game violence. What's handing? My game violence. It was handing. Then they get to look at it crazy and they know what that mean, but that mean nigga, get in the car. We got to go. No, no, ten, ten, ten. If you hear that shit, no, no, get in the car. We got to go. That shit is appropriated proof. Oh, damn it. They're going to try to figure out how to do it on TikTok. So this is how you do the game violence challenge. The game violence challenge. DTL5 made it famous. It's when black people see each other. Game violence. I know the fuck you don't. Do the TikTok video. How many people are going to do game violence? Oh, yeah. Game violence. Game violence. What's up, gang? Game violence. Appreciate it, bro. Call my penis. Game violence. Game violence. Game violence. Nigga, new faces. New faces. New faces everywhere. New faces. I see a new face at a concert in Milwaukee. So what's up, DC? No, he was like front row. And you know how he got so close. He could touch people. When I walk by, he's like, hey, nigga, I'm like, new face. I'm like, nigga, new face! It's too new face. I'm like, boy, you is robbing. I don't understand how you keep up with all the shit that's going on. Somebody who's musically inclined, I really admire that shit, though, beyond his music catalog. His brain, bruh. I told him. And then he got proof. Nigga, I'll show you some shit. You don't like music. He ain't nigga that like music. Let me show you why I can tell you don't like music. You don't have this. You ain't go here to get this. New face will open up the motherfucking CD and be like, yeah. Gary Johnson. He lives in Atlanta. That's my girl's brother. Godfather. I had lunch with him yesterday. I was like, what the fuck? Nigga got the most detailed stuff. New face got my old county CD from old uptown. I got a fooboo jersey on the front of that bitch like this. Nigga, he was like, I got the first one. Bruh, I feel like he should open up a music here because he has a little bit of culture with him. He got a lot of shit in there. He got your stardom. It's the way you act. He got your stardom. He come in here and show you some shit where you be like, damn, nigga, I ain't seen this shit again. New face knew everybody before anybody was somebody. New face got pictures of me getting my jacket signed by Big Gil at Charles studio. And I was in there bitch like, nigga, get in my arm, nigga. Big Gil was signing my jacket. And he got your jacket. He got no. I was thinking like, how did he get your jacket? No, he got a picture of him signing my jacket. He got a picture of him signing my jacket. That shit dope because somebody stole the guy that got the jacket. I think it's a big girl right now. New face got the jacket. New face stole it. It was in my car. I was talking to him. He's like, I got this jacket on me. Oh, man. And I took a picture of you when you had it signed. This is yours. Yeah, but it's mine. It's mine. He's sleeping with Nintendo cartridges around him and shit that. Now he stack them up like dominoes. That's my dog. That's how you know we're in Brazil then in town. You be like, oh shit, they're going to be in the butcher. He don't even be in the butcher. He don't even be behind the scene. No, he's there. He's there. Behind the steering wheel of the toy bus. Hey, man, we know. And then he going to pull out something. I'm scared. Hey, Ray Quine, he going to purple tape, actually. This is your purple tape. No cap. And he remind them of when they signed it. You remember it was August 3rd, 2003. I had on the orange. And you just cut somebody out. You like, fuck them. But I came in and I was like, hey, you're a great artist. And you signed that motherfucker for me. Yeah, I got to appreciate New Face on New Face. Yeah, he's a love man. The same little y'all be showing to my man, Nard War. Yes. New Face on New Face. He's not a racist. He knows everything. He knows every fact about you. New Face is the goat for this shit. He nearly can't open up a museum and nigga would want to go to it and be like, bruh, bruh, got so much nostalgia shit. I think the rappers need to start reaching out to them and make sure they get some shit to them, man. They need to pay them, bruh. So he can... They like the devil, devil, even they be going back, finding four, got old nostalgia shit, they be paying them four for it. So they need to do some hip hop shit for that shit. Hey, everybody going to get on a song. That he fucked with. I bet he got some shit for him. I just want them to do some regal... I want to see some Raheem the dream or Kilo or us all. We got to get Raheem the dream on here. We said they going to come on here, man. They need to come on, man. Everybody be saying they going to come, but they be waiting. They be like, hold on, man. I got to finish. I got them as soon as I get back. They'll be dead. They'll be dead. We going to say. I fuck with y'all. I appreciate it. I was special too, man. Fuck yo shit. But this year, they gave niggas an hour. So it was like, no. Get busy. They called me like six days out. You got an hour? Yes, I do. Oh, really? That's three times. Great gracious gang violence. Gang millennial shit. Gang of Hulintang. Hulintang. Yeah, man, but shit. I just shot it right after I came on stage shit. But what can they get these dope ass hoodies and all this merchandise? Officialblessdaf.com, man. Go there and get your shit together. But they've been stealing the hell out of you. They've been AFing a lot of things. I ain't making it up. God damn it, baby. I ain't selling shit that said yoga, AF. Yeah, it's the white soccer moms that be appropriate in my shit, but when I go look at their page, the shit ugly. You ever see somebody try to jack your design? That ain't even fly. What you mean? See them try to? Man, y'all see niggas try to copy shit. Everybody who got some shit look like got this time on Hulintang. Come on, man. Like, I got a brave jersey. I don't even wear it out, because I'm like, wait a minute, make sure. You know what I'm saying? But I want 85 South braids jerseys. Y'all the first... I got the first... We got to make you a... I think I got the first one, I think. First press run. We got some shit coming. We ain't told nobody what we made We got all kinds of shit on the way. That's how my auntie talked to me right before she feed me. She be like, you hungry? You just talk shit. I'm gonna go ahead and spill the beans. I got some wave caps coming out for newborn babies. It's gonna protect the soft spot. It's gonna protect the soft spot. Yes, baby. That's what they call it. They can't take it off. They can't be one. They can't take off. That's the name of it. Soft spots. Come on, man. Soft spots. They don't see it. I know. You don't time up tight there, elastic, so it fit down. Like a little swim cap. Yeah. Even for little girls. It's gonna lay the edges all the way down. Come on, come anywhere with edges. Start how you want to finish. It's gonna feel like church socks. It's gonna make that shit smooth and silk. But it is kind of like a church sock material. But then if they lay their head on the pillow, they might rub. You shake my baby head ugly. No, but what it does, it helps the baby swim. It might be tender. That's like that church sock where it's like it's tight, but it's not. Like I'm not gonna be this soft. I'm not gonna be that soft. I'm working on a lot of shit. Nah, it's slip on. It's pretty tight. It look tight, but it's slip on. Ooh. She's gonna go. She's gonna hit a million. And it's gonna help those little hospitals. She's gonna be up there by Elon Musk. She's gonna be up there by Elon Musk. They're in all the hospitals in the northeast. How he made that money? He made a fortune off baby wave caps. He made a fortune off baby wave caps. I'm gonna give it to some technical shit like something that can stop like ingrown toenails and shit. They got the ingrown toenail fixer. The shit that you twist down. They got one. What the fuck that mean? Like you sit the shit on there and then you twist it and then the shit push in there. Ooh, that shit don't sound like it. It's comfortable. I had to get my ingrown toenail taken out at Grady one time and the doctor used my toenail clip. No. Why you had to go to Grady mama? She had got, I was like 10 or 12. She had got it. My foot had swelled up and had the ingrown toenail and we waited in the merchant room. They shot me in the toe with a needle. Yeah, I went through that too. He was like snatching that motherfucker out. Both me and my mama ran over this foot and I had an ingrown toenail on this foot. Shit. Your mind ran over your foot bro. Old toenail came out. You ever seen the skin on your big toe? Yeah. Like the car accident. Yeah. Damn the skin. Old toenail come out. Do you see the toenail come out? You like that. This shit just happened. He just lost his toenail. That shit came through the toe. Now he broke his toe and the shit came through through the toe. Damn bro. I wore my partner's shoe. They got never getting some hard ratchets. I thought I was clean but that nigga feet stank so the shoes stank. But I ain't give a fuck. I still wore the hard ratchets though. I remember I was smelling them before I put them on. I'm like, damn. Man, I don't think I need to put these on my feet. But I'm like, if you wear these hard ratchets, you're going to get the bitches tomorrow. I'm like, fuck it. Now I put the bitches on my feet. But one day the whole toenail came off. Damn bro. Straight fucking shit. They broke the shoe. Kept the toenail. Don't stop playing man. One day we went on a field trip. I knew I was out. And then I went to the school. I was getting all the compliments. You got on the hard ratchets. I'm like, yeah. But I'm like, dude, these bitches stank. And they hurt. They stank and they hurt. My nigga, I swore my whole toenail came off. Damn. Stank so bad they hurt. So we all cried on the field trip. You know how you can't hold your pain in. I'm like, I said, fuck it. You gotta cry. Did she hurt? Hey my boy. Did you take it off? Like, did you take the shoe off? Man, I wanted to be so fresh, so bad. I cried and walked through the pain. Y'all went somewhere where you had a lot of walking. Late Winter for Soccer. That's Atlanta school's sister. Late Winter for Soccer. Definitely going there. I think it's pronounced like late Winter for Soccer. You go to Rock Eagle sometimes. They take you out there and go camping. It's like some little bush. It's really some bush. They let kids run around in my name. Getting one of them little names. You gotta pedal yourself all the way around and feed the ducks and shit. Do that by the hour. You'll be scraped. What about on a new special? Shit. The married life, man. You know, the shit we go through. Yeah, I been married. Me and my wife just celebrated. Our 17-winner. Come on, man. You dropping big numbers in here, man. 20 and 17. You really know Ronnie George. You know the nickname. Be Heavy, man. So you see your name in the street. Just say, A-B Heavy. That's the name of my comedy album. And try to be in front of him. Try to be in front of him. I can turn around. It didn't take a minute. It's a little scoop to it. My boy, congrats, my boy. Yeah, 17, you know, two little boys, man. Shout out to Clark and Campbell. Campbell just be walking the fuck out of class now, man. How old is he? He told me what his son's name was. I was like, what's your son's name? At the Camington Road. Not really, but that's how it was. At the first time, I was like, Camington. I was like, the road name. So she picked that name. And then Clark was my little boy. He just turned six. Yeah, my son on the autism spectrum, but he's like a genius level. He taught himself how to read when he was like, two, this nigga can do math like this. But when he don't fuck with something, he just get the fuck up and bounce, nigga. Then they got a little app. But Campbell, he loped again. I told you he won't do math right now, man. He just get the fuck up and come on back. He ain't wasting them full time. Yeah, he go outside and shit. He just go outside to the bus lane and shit. He just get some out, man. You know, they got to wear masks and shit all day. He go out there and just... It's normal to be. It's normal human shit. You ain't want to sit in class all day and work, man. I just had a game, man. Right. We're not wrong to get a little emotional though when he don't want to do math and shit. But we always try to lay that something when it's normal. Yeah, man, smart as shit. He knows every fucking person that ever worked at that school. He knows every year, but every volume of the year, but he knows every staff member, every person, like the janitors. He know every fucking street and Athens. When he want to play, he get my phone and go to Google Maps. Like, if I'm traveling somewhere, he's like, you going to Arkansas? That's where the first Walmart was. It's 460 miles from the airport. I'm like, damn. Can't wait to take this nigga to the casino. Boy, I can't wait. You know what I'm looking for? Counts, cards, motion. Holy shit. If you see a little boy in the Versace shirt at the James table, I'm pretty going to lick with my son immediately, nigga. Sit up. I'm going to drive him a little shotty little beard on the shit. I'm going to have him in there like a little round screen to the ghost. Two tickets, please. That's the movie, nigga. Casino the new nigga, come on. Come on. Shout out to all the parents with kids on the spectrum. Man, this shit is hard because it's a spectrum. Some of them non-verbal, some of them verbal. Some of them, like, he like to line his transformers up and he's like a real player. Like, he be like, leave me the fuck alone. I fuck with you when I'm ready. Like, he real player, real cool. Yes, sir, man. I'm glad that pandemic helped me. I ain't been home that long with my kids. Never, man. So that pandemic helped me sit down. Like, you can make money another way. You know what I'm saying, sir? This shit made me become a producer, director. That's what D.C. been saying on here since the shit hit. He's going to bring the real hustler out the real hustler. Because they're like, people who got that drive, you're not going to take no for an answer. I've been doing college shows in my kitchen and shit. They're Zoom shows and shit, but I was doing them. What's up, Miffin? I had a bigger neck with me and cut the screen off. I was like, motherfuckers, but yo, no big, yo, I caught it full. But he cut it off. I was like, but yo, mama got down. My head gets away from me sometimes. But you know what the pandemic gave me, though? A different sense of urgency. You give what I'm saying? It's kind of like, you know, when the lights go out and then the bitches pop back on, you be like, all right, nigga, we can't take these motherfuckers for granted. They're about to charge us. They charge us, nigga, do everything. These bitches might go back out. Gotta be thankful, man. I ain't never gonna let that long, though. This shit was a long time, didn't it? It's still going on. I know it's still going on, but I'll talk about like, before nigga would really go back to work, before motherfuckers now get on the news, talk about we need all these central workers and all that shit. Did you think about all this shit? They got a whole disease and I'm still here. You see that? They made a whole disease of killed fat niggas and old people, and I still made it. Yes, sir. I caught COVID, though. That shit was the worst shit ever. Got over it. Yes, sir. That goddamn diarrhea be like, what's happening? Nigga, what? You ever shit out everything? You ever shit from your shoulder? Yes, nigga. No, my tippy toes, nigga. I didn't even drink any. Nigga, I shoulda sell mother's sprite, nigga. Oh, shit. I got the whole house sick, nigga. My wife was sick. My kids didn't get sick. We wore the mask, but we found out later my son and my little baby got sick. My six-year-old got sick, but kids got them good ass immune. He had a runny nose and this nigga don't like to blow his nose. I'm like, part blow your nose. I can't, dad. I'm like, nigga, I'm holding my ass together trying to get you to blow your fucking nose. That shit tanned me up and he's still a little kid. The kid is stronger than the motherfucker, bud. I don't like how they don't tell you who caught it, though, at the school. They just be like, uh, it was a case at the school today. We gonna be off tomorrow. But they can't tell you. They can't tell you, so you can blame it. Now you all on phone and Facebook. Your child is reason why. You know what I'm saying? Incomplete ass bitch. We hurt, bitch. Unprotected ass bitch. Tell me where you were walking at, at least. Tell me where you was at. Like, give us the reasons, like... It just shit the whole school down. Come get your child. Yeah, man, shout out to all the comedians that got a chance to goddamn kick it with your family, nigga. Damn, man, you know who I got to say rest in peace, too, that we just recently lost in the comedy community. One of the funniest comedians that I ever had. You know the... Shit, I don't even know what to call it, man. Just to be around a legend like downtown Tony Brown. Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm talking about one of the funniest motherfuckers that I have ever been around, man. My fucking masters. I used to see them at Coco's, bro. That motherfucker used to just destroy shit. What is shit that has ever happened? We been full of comedians. We were taping some shit for lab muck. And the white dude was driving the van and he just snapped. That's just like... He was driving the headlights and shit. And he ran over a laundry basket. The laundry basket trapped under the van. Downtown Tony Brown. Everything he do, he just cussing like he cussing them out the whole time we were riding everybody in the van dying lab. It's fucking crazy. I don't know what the fuck wrong with this white boy. This white boy in the van is my fucking laundry basket. We look stupid as a motherfucker coming down the street. Fucking laundry under the goddamn car. Like, that's how he used to talk, man. That motherfucker would have everybody in there crying, man. So, rest in peace to the ladies. Go check out him on Bad Boys The Comedy Season 1, man. That's one of the most classic sentences. Please, man, he's talking about how he got a quick cussing because it's making the teeth fall out. Dude, man. I was arguing with the motherfucker the other day and I wanted to see motherfucker and that motherfucker flew out. I said, shit. I said, goddamn. I got to stop cussing. Like, damn. Damn type of jokes, man. Like, some shit that you would never hear nowhere else. He said, you ever want to break up with your girl and you can't move? He said, she could be cheating in the house. You walk in the house, bitch, I owe you one and just go upstairs. I don't even say that, dick. We lost the legend that time. Detroit was a whole thing, man. They used to be the... That's the exchange program from Atlanta. People go to Detroit and back and forth, so... I'm talking about a lot of places that kind of gangsta for comedy. Atlanta, Detroit, St. Louis. Chicago. Chicago. He used to be in the comedy club all the time, bro, all the time. Luke to the OG. I got a lot of cusses in Detroit, man. Detroit. You ain't seen the street rage before? You ain't seen the street rage before? You ain't seen the street rage before? I started doing comedy, bro. I started doing comedy, bro. It's like when it comes to the volume of comedians that was funny as hell off the rip, it was always to me between Atlanta and Chicago. Chicago has some heat, man. Niggas, it'd be motherfuckers who started doing comedy last week in Chicago and be funny enough to be on TV, nigga. That's how funny them niggas are. What, Chicago? Them niggas are just a different breed of funny up there. Shot to ill will, that nigga there was just me on the tool bus for like 12 hours, bro. And I was like, I'm not... He had a mess and he was like... He talked shit all night. He said, Ron, Joe, you a call. We're just a little bit motherfuckers. I was like, leave it alone, bro. I was like, sir, what? I ain't trying to go to hell, nigga. I'm trying to leave it alone. Sir, what's so fucking funny? Bro, this nigga ill will had a song and he had the bar in the song. I was like, watch out, dog. I have pee in your bed. Is that it? Sir, Walt told the bitch, her pussy lips look like saloon doors. That nigga ill will told me, because he had braces and he was like, Ron, I bet you got cheese flavor toothpaste, nigga. I was like, man, leave me alone. I'm telling you, man. Some of these niggas... In the comedy game that is just one visual away from... From breaking that. No cap. Like my nigga, Jeff B. Jeff B is a beast. Jeff B funny as hell, and he say the most random shit that is the most random fucked up shit that nobody would ever say besides him. Jeff B said, to all the women that got abortions, just know them. They gonna be in heaven talking about, there she go right now. Open the joke, nigga. First shit that she hit to beat. Like, what the fuck? No, funny as shit that nigga said. Just random. You'll be wrestling with your stepdaughter. You did get her heart. Oh, I'm the only one. Me and Jeff B. This is a classic one line. He's a beast. He ain't the same dude. He's not the only one. He's singing his ass. He's the only one. Niggas. It's a lot of them niggas, man. Me and him went on tour with her funny fire and the eyes of brothers. Ricky Smiley and Dale Gibbons. Red man funny as fuck. 20 motherfucking cities. Red man funny as fuck. Red man. No, nigga. The fucking comedian. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. This is what else. I got you. I got you. The rap. He won last time we standed, didn't he? Yeah. He was out the rock. That hair over there, I put it in here. You know, I always say my fucking T-Race Sanders always is one of my favorite comedians. Oh my God. Who in the world? That's it, right there. When I hear that nigga come on stage today and he get to doing that long ass intro, I know I'm finna have a good time. I like when that nigga roast. He said nigga, he said nigga got a mouth full of wisdom teeth and they got a smart mouth. That's what the fuck? This is my favorite one that he said. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise you ever had gone to real. You ever had gone to real, make some noise. Nobody had it. Who the fuck I get it from? The nigga told Big Sean, he said, Big Sean, your mama be in the back of the church with a Rick Flair wig on and the Falcons hit him at the time, I was like, woo! I was like, why, but why? He just say some of the most obscure shit. Old tiny head ass nigga, nigga, you take a nap on a teabag. It's a tiny head nigga, he's a tiny head ass. He be making a little, I want to fight him. He'll get killed, get to a bralette until you want to fight him. You be like, this nigga finna fight him. He take a nap on a teabag. Little head ass nigga. Just create a bad shit man. Crazy, crazy. Funny. I'm sick of fucking flying. The road to Hollywood is fucked up. Got on the Greyhound, there's musty people everywhere. Musty bitches, musty niggas, musty babies. How your baby musty? Gotta shout out my nigga Trey Black, bruh. Now this one, the funniest niggas, man. Trey Black, shout out Trey Black, man. We used to work together. We funded shit and we funded the show. Motherfucker man. Yeah, he's always had some good shit. How the fuck am I gonna take a shower with your house and the soap dirty? Yeah. Who gonna wash the soap? Right. They said, you know your house nancy when roaches be cleaning up. Nigga musty, we do everything, every day. Musty. Hey, that's what, he'll catch him on the night and the comedies will be on the ground. Oh my God. In the back. I'm just saying, it's just been ranked, like some niggas just come up and have a good ass night. Like you're wearing a green. My nigga Julien, you remember Julien? Yeah. You need to say some wild shit, too. Nigga said, you up and took a shit. That's ain't so bad. You gotta throw your tube where she was. The way your tube was. Yeah. Pooh Carter used to do real shit. That shit must have stayed in the back. Pooh Carter. Pooh Carter was a beast. My favorite Pooh Carter jump. That nigga said. When they was roasting? No, when that nigga said. His daddy looked at him and said, Pooh, you're either a ugly person or a pretty monster. Yeah. Man, we spent so many hours in the comedy club. Man, for real. I used to love when motherfuckers used to just come through and destroy that bitch. Mike Epps used to kill. I would see him do shit and he don't even know where. Mike Epps would come and kill the motherfucking club, run off stage and get straight in the car and leave that bitch. Leave, yup. No cap. For real. That nigga used to come through and destroy our town boy. Just walk on the walk through. Yeah. And he'd say, you ever see a nigga in court? Look like he about to run. He'd say, be looking up. Pfft. He ain't. He ain't. He ain't. He ain't. He said he get in the car. He said, he said his grandma told him, come on baby. Oh, what is that? Grandma, he's been gonna give me eight years. He said nigga ran out in the courtroom, nigga. I ain't never seen that little bitch. Oh, shit. That way he went down the wrong path. Chris Tucker used to pull up sometime? He still will. Who? Chris Tucker, he'll pull up. All these people pull up. You know what your pool is. Something that you just being this on that night. Flip that bitch. No cap. Appreciate you trying to have me in track, man. You gave me some stupendous marijuana. It was great. It still is. Broke it. Broke it. That's just the first part of the hat. What I noticed about this weed is it got that comeback. As soon as you think you had that and even it, it's another one that's gonna loop back around. Drink some water and then come on back. Hell yeah. What's shit, man? Let us know what you need us to do as far as helping you get the word out on this special. What's shit, I only know it in the special drop, but my comedy album coming out, goddammit, November 26th. What's the album called? The album called Heavy AF, man. Heaviest Fuck, man. Where is it? I'm gonna drop it on heavyaf.com. Heavyaf.com. You can buy that bitch for me direct. Then we're gonna put it on all the streaming platforms and do it like that. I had this bitch. I did it in like 2019. I had it in the tub. My nigga Fer was like, nigga, you gonna drop this? What you doing? Bro, you need to. I got a lot of shit that don't get old. I appreciate it, man, but y'all didn't keep me up then pushing, man. So I like to watch y'all crank up and congratulations on channel 85, goddammit. Congratulations. You know what it's about. This shit more than culture, man. And I just hope everybody who been watching just know that we got a whole gang of shit that's coming out. Me and Clayton English been in the lab. We've been writing all kinds of shows. Clayton, man, tell them what the fuck we been thinking about dropping on that bitch. Oh, man, we both have everything, bro. Everything. Tell them about the show we was talking about, man. Do you talk about with the black history? Yeah. Oh, man. That one gonna go stupid. Don't drop that one. That one's gonna go crazy. Because we really gonna do that. You talking about the movie shit? Yeah. How it's really supposed to go? The one in the seven-minute movies we was gonna do? Oh, man. The short film show? Short, short film. Remember we was like... That's hard. Because everybody do short film. Don't nobody do a short, short film. Nobody do it. And then we was about to have the Widget Club, the game show. But just to let these motherfuckers know, we... It's a black squid game. We was really just leading up to that shit. Chilling games? It's the Chilling Game. I just saw Squid Game and I was like, they would have shot the fuck out of me, dawg. You gotta eat a bunch of chillers and you gotta do the game. And still... You think you would have made it? No. I would have died the first one when she turned around. Oh, no, don't pee. Red Light Seed, my titties and everything. Still moving. Bye-bye. The game with two of them. I can't make all these stuff. That shit was too extreme, man. I couldn't really fuck with it. What? Squid Game. It was too much killing for me. That shit traumatized me. Yeah, that was cool. I was cool on the first half of that shit. I was like, this is what they going crazy about. In the next couple of days, some motherfucker saw that shit. Like, where you sign up at? That's your crap. I like it on it. I ain't even finishing it. I be doing. I ain't finish it either. Don't mind on it. Don't mind on it. No. I don't like all that crap shit. That shit was crazy. Not yet. The Calvin Kapplinic story, like about him in High School. No, I didn't. That shit. It's not cocaine, cowboy shit, dawg. I gotta see that. I saw that. That shit hard. No motherfucker. That shit all the cocaine in the world. You didn't see the Godfather Harlem did. Yes, sir. This is what I'm talking about, boy. Finish it. That's the network that's gonna be on Epic's. That's the network. Oh, lit. Epic. Clayton got one on there already. That motherfucker funny as hell, boy. Clayton English, one of the coldest niggas out here, man. Fun niggas. No cap, man. No cap, no cap, no cap, no cap. Hell yeah. November 24th. That's why I've been writing all this shit with him. Drop. November 24th? Yeah. Me and Clayton been working on the cooking show too, man. Y'all cook. Call something to eat. Definitely fuck with you, man. I'll come get me something to eat. Yeah. In bad places to treat. Right. It's hard. That's fat. We really just don't have, like, black people who can cook shit real good come through and just make something to eat. We ain't finished. Like, you don't have to be a chef. You don't have to be trained or nothing. Like, you just come on there and show your ass on that one shit you know how to make real motherfucking good. Is there gonna be a vetting process? And I can, can I gather the Huskies? Well, this the thing. To vet this shit. You gotta have three people vouched that what you're trying to come on there and make is actually good. Yeah. It's what you say it is. Right. You can't be half-stepping with no shit, man. So you need a cap, officer, really? Like a cap? A cap, can you say? You need three references. Right. And you gotta cook it right there. You can't pre-make this shit. Nah, we gotta see it. Everybody's sweating macaroni cheese fire. And it's coming up on five macaroni cheese. I didn't have to boil some macaroni cheese. There's some soup in macaroni cheese. Anybody trying to try some macaroni cheese? I'm gonna come in macaroni cheese like that. Breadcrumb. As opposed to getting the best, we just gonna have, it's either gonna be good or bad. Ain't no way between. Can I keep you the fat boy? What's the criteria for the good mac and cheese? The cone of days, give it for them to come up. Can't somebody make a good, you know what it sounds like? It's the criteria. That's what I'm saying. But go what? We gonna have somebody come up there to do that. Who the code, who make the best guy down. It's gonna be somebody's mom. She been making them for 27 years straight. Cause all her kids had them in there. Spread. But somebody gonna change the game. You see why this shit gotta come out? Look how interested you are. You invested already. Yeah. You gotta go crazy on the point on peanut butter. The jelly coming through the bread, my boy. You can't eat that, my boy. You rip the bread with the peanut butter. If the jelly coming through the bread, my boy. You can't eat, bro. You eat it. You rip the peanut butter. You know my favorite peanut butter. So that shit away, my boy. The flabby. The flabby. Yeah, I voted that flabby. Yeah, that flabby. You can see your thumb prints. You gotta spread it right. It gotta be evenly. It can't be. Sometimes some people jelly be too wet. You know, hold on. I don't want it on a food network. It was made with two pieces of French toast. I was like, that's a lot of sugar. Like my nose started bleeding watching TV. I was like, nigga, this is, damn. Two pieces of French toast, peanut butter and jelly inside. And it's gonna kill my boy. That sound like, that sound like the move, my boy. Hot? Yeah, like two freshly made pieces of French toast. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Between 85% tonight. What? We can knock that shit out, no problem. No cap. No problem, man. What? Hey, man, a good toast on anything, man. A grilled cheese, same with some Swiss cheese and like a tomato is like, you knock you on another level. That's it, is your grilled cheese in the tomato? But you gotta get the right bread though. Sometimes, you know what I'm saying? Is it bread, cheese, and tomato? It depends on what kind of bread you want, you know what I'm saying? Tap a diet. Don't get deep. Don't get deep. Tap a diet. Don't get deep. They don't know you're dead in the shell. Yeah. They don't say bread, cheese, and a tomato. Yes, you gotta grill it. Berrata, what is that called? You put them up on some cheeses, man. You gotta get you some Gouda. You gotta get some of them from the Munser. Yeah. These are cheeses, like the Swiss, I don't know, you say like the Cheez-Its, I don't know. You gotta get the real mozzarella that's in a bowl. Like what? I'm like, I got more cheez-Its. You tell me, put you're on the cheez-Its but somebody niggas ain't on dairy but if you gon' do dairy. Cheez-Its, y'all, not cheez-Its. Okay, man. You gotta get the mozzarella that's in like a ball and you cut it and it's soft. Oh, one of them chee-Its. Yeah, that real mozzarella. Man, I don't like that chee-Its but you gotta cut it like the Spaniard cheese. No, no, no, it's mozzarella for pizza. Like, but make a pizza at home with the real circle mozzarella on the soft cheese. I'll get you some Gorgonzola, man. Yeah, get you a pizza dough crust from the grocery store, already dough, lay that shit out, put you some tomato sausage. Come on, get you some Havardi. The real mozzarella, man. You gon' be like, this shit, good as fuck. Get you some Kobe Jack. You know what I'm saying? Get you some Monterey Jack, Kobe Jack. All these are cheez-Its. These are cheez-Its. Gouda, Gouda, smoke Gouda is a beast. What is Gouda? Oh, it's a cheese. It's a cheese? Yeah. It's E40 about that Gouda. So you tell me if I go to the McDonald's right now and be like, boy, y'all, they got no Gouda? No, they ain't got no Gouda. They ain't got no Gouda. They ain't got no Gouda. It's way above their price point. It's like Wisconsin cheese. You gotta go to the deli and say, I want the boy's head thinly sliced. How you going to slice it? Yeah, no, that's the boy's head. See, I thought y'all was some real players and I have yet to hear anybody even mention Tillamook cheese. Oh, the Tillamook? Tillamook, what is that? What you mean, what is that? That's that brand? That's the brand of it? Tillamook, yeah. But y'all got something else. Y'all know a lot about cheese. Y'all niggas ain't on my level, bro. Niggas ain't fucking with Tillamook. Come on. I ain't need to get paid blue cheese. What? Come on. Oh, that's some of the best shit in the market. I tell y'all what, y'all get back with me when y'all get with some Tillamook cheese, man. When y'all get up on that, get back with me. It's good, it's good wheat, like after you smoked a good one. Well, American cheese, blue cheese. Bro, look at me. Make your grilled cheese with that. Tillamook, bro. What that is? Come on, man. Tillamook. Come on, man. Tillamook cheese. It's a cheddar cheese. It's a brand. It's a cheddar. It's a cheddar. What about holla holla? Nah. I probably know what it is. I'm here with me, man. Jalabino, that ain't no there, Jesus. All right, it is. I don't like holla, dude. I don't want to be stun on y'all niggas all the time, but you know what? Pepper Jack. Cheese, that's what I'm saying. Pepper Jack. Right. Pepper Jack. Pepper Jack, boy. I'm boozing when he come to my cheeses. Pepper Jack, little pepper Jack. Little pepper Jack. I know about pepper Jack. I know about pepper Jack. Cheeses, what you got coming up, man? Man, shit, man, if it's gonna learn about these cheeses. Nah, man, that's what I'm saying, dude. Don't go hard if you don't do dairy before. Nah, I'm fucking around. Me, man, shit. More touring, man, more TV show, more movie. Oh, for the love of money, dropping. I knew it. Thank you. Before it even dropped, congratulations. Congratulations, man. Me, shit, give me. Jason Mitchell, Lisa Rae, Cat William, Cary Hillson, who else in the key swag? Everybody in there, man. You know what I'm saying? Go check it out. That shit pop. Play what you got, man. Man, I told you, man, November 24th. Hawkeye, Disney Plus. E. That was a bunch of success in the round, this motherfucker. Come on, man. So that driver, Hawkeye. Yeah, and then, you know, you can talk about it now. I think so, they gonna meet me outside. Fuck you, tell me about it somewhere. What we paid you? We've deducted from your account. No. You're like, shit. That shit, they don't tell you nothing, bro. You get it when you get that. Disney Plus. Notify. Plus Disney. That's what's up. That came to Disney. I just said I was going to go. All the money I spent at Disney World, my parents took me down there and had me eatin' little slushies and shit, ride, ride. I'm just finna unsubscribe, but I'ma keep it. Keep it, yeah. I'ma keep it. I'ma keep it to you. My first time going to Disney World, my granddad had sent a, he said, though, he was like, what you want to do? Go to Disney World. He gave my auntie a bankroll, got some Jordan 5's, went down to Orlando, closed them up in the fifth grade. Yeah, that's what's up. I'ma go to Disney World without the ultimate trip. Yeah, it was the most shit you could do as a kid. We never went to Disney World. That's a nigga therapy saying that same shit right there. Yeah, I ain't no going as a grown up. Oh, God. But you know, it was like one of those promises that was just like, Mom, we're not going. It was one of the more to get you to act right? Yeah. We ain't going to Disney World. All right, you did good grades. I take you to Disney World. I do anything you say to go to Disney World. Man, we ain't going to Disney World. He's been a six-flat with them coke cans, boy. Six-flat? You don't get it, six-flat. Oh, y'all got two. Yes, OK. One more time, bro. Let them know where they can get the merch. Yeah, officialblessdf.com, man. Merch for hire on the More Than Culture merch, man. And yes, yeah. I got a comedy album coming out, man. Y'all going to stream this shit. Go goddamn download it. Frico, Frico did my artwork, man. Thank you. Shout out to Frico, Frico. Shout out to Frico, man. That's my guy. Shout out to my boy, Ty Lule, man. He made me some custom Air Force ones for my goddamn special. Oh, look. Let me back. The Shumai Stank. Shumai Stank, all that damn. Mr. VA, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He put my kids' names on here, man. My wife's business on here. Snatch, junkie, vegan. Shout out to Snack, junkie. Come on, man. Come on, Craig. He's got the vegan crags. Vegan cookies. Yeah, so, man. And she got the edibles, if you know what I mean. Vegan. Maybe. Yeah. These are all vegan. Might have the vegan edibles, you know what I'm saying? But they be hidden, man. She used strong, got them. She make her own cannabis butter, so. So crazy. Forgettable. Yeah, that's how I can tell when she make a good batch. She's not had an order. She be laying on the couch. If this batch was stronger here, I'm like, you got to chill, look at that taste test and shit. Tell you what, what you got coming up, man? I told you. He don't say much. He be doing shit. Congratulations on that, man. If I were to close it up, I'd have tapped you up and I'd get you in a minute. But, man, keep doing your thing, man. I knew it was coming for you. But that ain't your first big shit, man. You been out here sneaking and moving and shit. We know what's going on, man. Sneaking and gigging. Keep doing your motherfucking thing, man. Ronnie Jordan. Man, it's a pleasure, man. Thank you all for always having me. Always coming to do my show. DC, you got to pull it back up. Yeah, I got to come back in four weeks. At the Culture Crib, man. We going to get them, kick it, man. So appreciate you all, man. Got damaged. Thank you all. It's a bunch. 85% of us started more than culture fans. So it was 85% of us that came over there. Like, we fucked with y'all, too. Changing the motherfucking landscape. Shut up, dawg. You can fuck with one another. 85% of us. No. No. 85, self-show. Ronnie Jordan. DC O'Blake. Follow us, man. Play Niggas. J.O.E. We out this bitch. We out this bitch. You see, they got up on the first try? Yeah. First wave. Oh, am I doing the drop already? What am I doing? Huh. You got your way. This time, we got to put the first.