 I can't believe counselors really used to ask us some dumb shit like, hey, what's your dream job, huh? What's your dream job? What's my what? My dream, what job? Consider the following. I don't want a job, okay? I don't want a job. That's my dream job, all right? You know, we have to lie. We have to lie and say something stupid like, oh, I can't wait to become an accountant. I can't wait to become an accountant. It's so fun. I can't wait to sit down. Sit down for eight hours, eight hours of the day doing somebody else's homework. Man, really, really the pinnacle of life, dawg. Really the pinnacle of life. How many years of slavery? Do you even have to do in college before you become an accountant, huh? Four years? Four years? I gotta go broke. I gotta go broke just to do some job I don't even wanna do. Oh my God, bro. You know, my nigga Earl says though, right? You know, my nigga Earl says, what I think might pay the bills. And I guess that's some, I guess that's one of the things that pays the bills, huh? It's terrible the pandemic happened, you know? It's terrible the pandemic happened, but during a good portion of it, during a good portion of it, people started to realize the jobs that they were working were actual gutter garbage, you know? Actual gutter garbage. And, you know, they were just like, hola, hola. You telling me I gotta do nine to five, busting my ass off for one tenth, one tenth of what some corporate hack is making? Nah. Nah, change teams. Change teams. The scariest part of picking a dream job is that that's what you're saying you wanna do every day until you die. That that's what you're saying you wanna do every day until you die, right? No takesies, backsies. Obviously there's takesies, backsies, but why do teachers and counselors feel the need to ask us so early on in life? Niggin, the fifth grade. I'm in the fifth grade. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I'm gonna be a firefighter. Now, now, the moment I so much as see smoke coming out the pot that I'm using to cook, I am out of the door.