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Buck at the Original Song Contest Finals

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Published on Jan 27, 2012

I sing Tim's Soliloquy and When the Narwhal Bacons. Twas great fun.

Thanks to Ayla for being a great sport and singing along with me for the second song.

Tim's Soliliquy
Life is hard, when you're the nerdy kid
All my friends had girlfriends before I did
And even though my grades are good
I don't get hero worshipped nearly as much as I should

I'm kinda weird, I've got my quirks
But in my head it all kinda works
I'll play around when I'm self made
The gratification is just delayed

When things get tough I do recite
This mantra keeps me going through the night

Don't you worry what the people say, people say, people say
Gonna make more than them anyway, anyway, anyway
Gonna get a trophy wife one day, wife one day, I'm not gay
In the meantime gotta get that A, work no play, Timothay.

It seems to me like all the fun
Is had by kids who party before their homework's done
It feels to me like in this school
If you are less smart you are more cool

But before long, the tables will be turned
The kids who are now adored will soon be spurned
When I'm the guy with the good career
You know the girls will flock when I am near

Bridge

Chorus

I'm gonna party long, gonna party hard
Gonna have a fair in my mansion's yard
Gonna party till the sun's up in the sky
Gonna get a million different kinds of high

Gonna be the biggest playboy the world's ever had
Gonna make Tiger Woods look bad
Gonna have a fountain filled with beer
Gonna party hard, when I'm an engineer

But till it's time to bask in fame
To let the whole world know my name
I guess I'll stay as the nerdy kid
But in the end you'll all wish you did like I did

And then I'll smile and say you know
No revenge is as sweet as I told you so
And then I'll smile and say you know
No revenge is as sweet and as lovely and as wonderful etc as I told you so...

Chorus.

When the Narwhal Bacons

Well you done hurt me, that'd be right
You left me there crying, almost every single night
You done desert me, you let me down
And when the narwhal bacons, maybe I'll come back around

Cause when the narwhal bacons
Pigs have started flying
When the narwhal bacons
I have finished crying
When the narwhal bacons
1+1 ain't 2
And when the narwhal bacons
That's when I'll come running home to you

I should have known dear, when I saw your eyes
That your tongue was full of malice and your heart was full of lies
I wish I'd known dear, and that I greatly regret
And after the narwhal bacons, maybe I will forget

But when does the narwhal bacon, I hear you say
Does it bacon sometime later tomorrow, or perhaps today
Well no no no no no no no no no no no no way.

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