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Right so you can take tiktok videos and put them up on YouTube and they can play in India. There's a bunch. Maybe we should create a tiktok channel. But also they could just use their VPNs and it wouldn't matter. That's what they're doing anyway. It doesn't matter. You can bypass it. There's a dark market for everything including underwear. I'm wearing dark underwear. What does that have to do with anything? I'm wearing dark underwear right now. What does that have to do with anything? Cheese. What? In your underwear. That's how I melt my cheese. Anyways today we're reacting to a video it's called the world's most expensive briyani. Okay it's gonna have silver and gold stuff. That's usually how they make some expensive. Edible silver and gold. I can make my my ramen noodles expensive. Here's some gold and silver thrown on top of it. With 23 karat gold. There you go. Briyani. Why are you gonna do that? One it probably has a lot more than that so we'll see. Why are we gonna do that? There's people starving that need food. Why are you gonna waste it by just putting it all over your freaking briyani? Because there's people that'll give you money for this. Capitalism. Anyways but yeah so we both have briyani. Briyani is delicious. Delicious. I've made briyani. Very complicated thing to make. Because you start it you do it in layers. Yeah and it's I only say yeah because I've seen it. Dreamly complex but briyani one of the most popular things in India. I hope they're gonna tell us the actual value of this plate and if it's absurdly obscene. Well it says it has 23 karat gold on it but let's see the how much the plate costs and how angry I'm gonna get. Have you ever seen the show Worth It? It's a new it's been on for a few years it's on BuzzFeed but it's an actual thing of like there's two guys that go around and so like let's say the theme of the video is hot dogs. So they'll have a cheap hot dog okay a middle of the road hot dog. Nice. And a really expensive hot dog. And determine is it worth it. Oh I like it. So they have a lot of stuff with gold on it because all the expensive stuff has gold on it. That's how you make anything expensive just slap some gold on it. Anyways so did I turn on the... I don't know if I did my sound yet. I don't know but the easiest way to turn on your speakers is to whisper sweet nothings in its ear. Simple somethings. Here we go. This is the most expensive briyani in the world. Oh that does actually... Now look at it the gold I'm looking at everything else. Yeah it looks delicious. And over the past few years there have been so many briyani joints popping up all over town. They have arranged for 10 euros, 20 bucks, 200 dollars. Which is very near the best. Actually in question we'll tell you about it in another episode. Today we're trying one that's 1,000 euros. That's the one with the 1,000 euros. 1,000 dollars. That's way more than a thousand dollars. That's like 1,500 dollars. That's not just that. That looks good though. And that's way more than a thousand dollars but that looks good. The rice itself weighs three kilos and you've got three different kinds here. You have biryani rice, quinoa rice, white rice with saffron. Oh you've got potatoes? Those are potatoes and eggs. They'll still look like fried boiled eggs. Three different kinds of chicken. You've got the malai chicken and dalgona burtura. It's a little bit spicy. Chicken meatballs. More meat. You've got lamb chops and lamb chicaba. A huge lamb chicaba. Wow. Wow. And as if that wasn't delicious enough it's garnished with mint leaves, cashew nuts, pomegranates. Mint leaves? And it takes 45 minutes to put everything together. Slather that gold on there. Just gold. That's all they did. Oh wait did he say euros or pounds? Euros. Okay sorry I thought he said pounds. Okay they just slathered gold on it. How much are those sheets of gold? I have no idea. Over a thousand bucks. Probably huh? Yeah it's 1,200 dollars. One second you've got three different sauces. All right. So you have nihari salad, jo tori salad, badami sauce, almonds and pistachios and pomegranate. How do you eat this thing? And then do I peel off the gold? Like I'm a biryani guy. Can I get a box to go? First meal I ever had was a biryani from Karachi Gapar. That's a true story. I'm on a mission to find the best biryani in the world. And I've tried it in many different places. I had it in Spain, Ireland, Los Angeles. I was in London on a 10 hour layover and I tried biryani. I even had biryani at the Burj Alam. At the time they didn't have it on their menu but when they stayed at the Burj you couldn't get it where you asked for it. The biryani was pretty good. So the question I had everyone was like what does this biryani taste like? I'm gonna start with the gold. It's so dirty. Have you ever had the gold flakes? No I have no idea what that tastes like. Probably nothing. Tell my mom I made it in gold. I would imagine it tastes metallic. Yeah it doesn't taste like anything. That's what I thought. It's pointless. It's just to say I have gold on my food. Can I have it without the gold? It's called a hundred bucks literally just so you can say I had gold on my food. Which is to be fair pretty good experience. How often can you say you have a gold biryani? Gold chic above. I bet it's like a hundred bucks without the gold. Probably. It looks delicious though. Minus the gold. Oh I thought it was an Indian thing. Five bucks. Okay fun fact and an open legend but an interesting origin story goes all the way back to the Mughal era to Shah Jahan and his wife. They say that Mughal was visiting an army barracks and when she met a soldier she felt like they were undernourished so she gave the chef a special recipe and apparently it was biryani. Let's get into the meat of it man. Let's get some gold on it. Gold plated sausage. Yeah I just... Mutton slathered in gold brick. I would love the mutton. Sans gold. Can you ask for it without the gold? I'm sure you can. It's really good man. Rating so far this one about eight and a half or 10 in terms of flavor. It's it is exquisite. It better be. If you like the video and you want to see more clips like this don't forget to like share. Just look. Look at it though. Minus the gold. That looks phenomenal. I would eat that. Yeah it looks great. Would I pay anywhere near a thousand dollars? No. Never. There is not one article of food I would ever and I could hold on. Jeff Bezos money I would never spend a thousand dollars on one single dish of food. Even if it was that much because I could feed six people. That's not a thousand dollars with the food. That's 87,000 freaking rupees. All I'm thinking about is how many people's salaries a year that is. That's true but I'm saying like if you were I've been at a dinner that was much more than that because well if some other ignorant fool is going to spend that amount of money the guy has a lot of money. I'm even still I don't literally taking gold something that's really valuable and turning it into my own shit literally when that gold could have been used for what that has value. Okay yeah these these kinds of things are detestable for me. Well God likes it. You made the people eat a gold cap. Wow. Old Testament jokes. Yeah I just I find this kind of decadence to be offensive. Yes but you would eat the briyani. No you no I'm not talking gold I'm talking just oh I would love to everything else if you got rid of all the gold and you have all that food there and you're taking away the cost they put on the plate it looks delicious. Yes the food itself looks absolutely exquisite. Briyani is so good. Yeah it looks really really tasty. It reminds me of but I don't even remember how much that dhala was. Yeah I have no clue. I think it was more around $50 though and I was nowhere near $1,000. Oh yeah I would never because our team took us there I'd be very upset if they took us there and they were handing me a check. You could stay at a hotel in India for a month for a thousand American dollars depends on the hotel. There's many that you could. Not the Taj. Not the Taj. Not the Taj. I looked up the prices. They were American prices. Oh yeah at the Taj in Mumbai. That's not a surprise. Yeah they were expensive. But yeah I just whenever I don't mind watching lifestyles of the rich and famous kind of things and seeing the ways that people have lived in opulence but when I see something that's like this is and I wonder how many people actually get this because I would have a really really hard time. My bet is it doesn't happen. Not off. It's done so that somebody can show you how wealthy they are. Yeah essentially it's like the rich knobs that come in that want to impress people. Right. Which is entirely different than say buying a bottle of wine that's expensive because when you're buying a bottle of wine that's expensive it's typically going to have an incredible taste to it. The gold there tastes like nothing. So you're basically spending money on your own defecation. Well I would I would like to know how much it cost. You know poop it out without the gold like how much that drives up the price to get to whatever price it was at. If you weighed all of that gold 23 karat gold they've overpriced this thing based on the fact that it's just an event that you go to and you can get there and no one else is doing it because if you weighed all of that gold I bet it barely weighs anything. So I doubt I doubt there's more than look up how much I doubt there's look how much edible gold sheets are how much does an edible gold sheet cost like 50 bucks. So depending upon the gold for 20 this is what it says yeah it's 23 karat so for a 24 karat sheet of gold one of those 50 bucks 50 bucks. So even if you put that entire thing on there that's incredibly if you put five of those on there that would be 250 bucks plus the rest of the food we're talking there's no way the cost of that plate is going to be more than three or four hundred dollar. And even then that's I wonder if this I wonder if this hotel or restaurant is just like crazy like that is literally like a big name. Is it owned by the guy who has the most expensive house in the world? No this is in Dubai. Oh so maybe I don't know there's still could be expensive stuff in Dubai. I don't know let us know. But now I want Breani. Of course it's in Dubai. Everything's bigger and more expensive in Dubai. Makes it that much more bothersome. Now I want Breani.