 Monty, this is God speaking. Please take me away, please. No. No. Jack, my name is S. Van Alon and I'm from New Orleans. I moved the Zoom camera here and I put together a setup for the stream. It's not quite as good, but at least I... How do you sit like that? Huh? Oh, here, oh. On camera, I just looked on your, like, folded it like a lawn chair. Were you lying? Huh? Yeah, sorry. Oh, hi, Chip. What are you doing, Joe? Oh, I bought a nose trimmer. You bought a nose trimmer? Yeah. What in the kitchen, Joe? Joe, what the hell? This is trash can. Joe! We're going to cook here! We're going to eat your food! Bro, there is a perfect mirror and we have a trash can over here. Joe! This is not my favorite video. Dude, this is actually sick. I didn't even know I could do this in this camera. Look, I can set presets. That's pretty sick. Isn't this sick? Are you so excited? I'm so excited. I'm so happy for you. Are you happy for me? Look, I'm level 35, almost 35. Damn! That's sick. I have to go after you. Joe, what do you think? Oh, he's gone. I have to get back to real life now. Back to us. Back to the wide shot. Damn, this is sick, dude. This is so freaking bad. Fucking ice. I'm looking at carving so much of the best biggest choice in life that I've ever had the opportunity to do before. Hold on, flip it. Flip it. We don't have Halloween, like. Okay, drama. It's so cool. Oh, shit. Well, let's start with the marker. You draw what you want to do, and then we make marks on it, you know? I'm gonna. That looks too dangerous. No. Drama's not too dangerous. What do you talk about? No, the drama will cut your finger off. The power drill won't cut your finger off. No, no, no, no, no, no. Pieces, different attachments. The drama's like, oh, mega dangerous. I've used dramas before. Can you promise? I can't, because my pinky's cut off. And last time, I used a drama. Pee. It's because I peed in it. Chad, isn't this sick? You're gonna drill that? Yeah, I'll drill mine. So you're... You're saving this faster, because you have to take the top off first. You're gonna get a power drill on this? How are we gonna do it? Oh, oh. You're like, dammit. No. Like, corn dogs. But there's a, it's like, sprouting. Going inside of the pumpkin? Yeah, is that how it works? Oh, because the seeds are sprouting. Okay, Chad, we're doing this my way. So you do actually cook with this pumpkin too? Corn dogs. Just for calling. Yeah, we put food in it, and then we eat all of it. We eat the entire pumpkin with the food in it. Huh? And it's so... What? Oh, this is, oh my gosh. This is gonna work so good. So pretty much we put, we put like a spoon. Okay, so that's what we got so far. I am, as you can see... Literally dumb. No, this is a good idea. What? I'm screwing holes in it, and there's, I've made a... What is that? Pumpkin puree. Yeah, like, you know, it's like hair. What? It's fine. Can you actually eat this? I don't know. I don't know what you eat. Do you eat the inside or the skin? I wouldn't eat it, actually. Yeah, I don't know. I can't taste anything. Hold on, I don't want to see anything. Chad, try and punch it. No, no, don't poke other fingers. Yeah, I'm poking my fingers. Joe's seen this before. Hold on. Is it punchable? I don't know if it's punchable. I would be... You're so dumb. Yeah, I don't want to hit it too hard. Are you okay? Yeah. Okay. Oh, wait a second, it doesn't grow mold, because that's one of the main reasons why I was scarred for life about pumpkin carving. I carved pumpkins and they looked really, really cute. I set them beside my TV stand because I thought they were really cute and I was like, I don't want them to go outside right now because that's bad. And the next day I woke up and there was juice all over the floor. Wait, in one day? In one day. And then the second day, I lifted out a bunch of like webs. Who, spiders? Who were there? And it was like a bunch of mold. Pumpkin carving and mold. Okay, so let me try the mixer. Let me try and clean mine up. Can you pull? Leave me alone. Oh yeah, we're going to try this. Not that, it's a hand blender. Oh. Oh, it needs to be a double whisk. Oh yeah, that makes sense. A double whisk? Yeah, because it probably pinches it and it wraps it up and then you pull it out. Let's see. It did nothing. Am I just supposed to put my hands in there and rip it out? I'll just use my old ladies spoon. That's what Moni did. That's what I did for the main gut. You ripped it out of your hands? Yeah. It's kind of gross. Why did you say we should do this? I feel like I'm brushing like. Dude, I'm a little kind of scared for my hand in there. All of a sudden like a dead rat comes out of it. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's it. What? Now I'm going to have to take a shower after this. I got my, I'm elbow deep in pumpkin juice. You know, once you get over the texture, it's kind of fun. You know? Well, I mean, I'm not over the texture yet. The inside, so it doesn't get moldy. Yeah, that's a good question. Maybe we're supposed to take out a hairdryer. That's fun. I always hear the hairdryer going off in your room, but I never, ever see your hair blow dry. I saw you like go in there with a wet. What? Okay, no listen. I, okay. You dry with a towel, you don't get completely dry. You know, it's like there's, like you're, you have like moist. You know, you're like, I'm still like moist. That's fun. When I dry with a towel. So what I do is I really dry, I dry my skin with a hair, with a blow dryer. I like, I feel more dry whenever I do that. It's not that funny. It's not. Why are you laughing? No, it's so I can, I just go, cause I don't like being like super moist. You know what I mean? But it's not that, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. I mean, just a little bit. Look, I got a lot of hair. I have a nice mane on my chest. Okay. You're talking about when I hear the blow dryer, you're just standing there in the bathroom, like, zzzzzzzzzz. Am I arms, am I legs? Men's All. See, like people just like sit and chip away at these and they spend like, there's like some pumpkins where they spend like 12 hours on a pumpkin, isn't there? Maybe. They spend like seconds. Have you ever seen a 3D once? No. Those ones are nice. Yeah, maybe let's just do an outline and start for each other. So pretty much, okay, wait, hold on, okay, here it is. The X-Famarca ran out of ink. So the X-Famarca ran out of ink. But the Sharpie won't come off. See, like this should probably be cut out, right? That's what I thought at first, but it's not gonna work. It's not? Yeah. For real. I really think I should do the outline and then I should cut out the start. I'm actually super notched, or... I think this is gonna... I don't know if I'm doing the job either. Dude, Starboard is way too hard. I should have done a TK. Oh, yeah. See, you have to zoom in on Dito. This is Dito so far, right inside of him. Oh, yeah. Ooh, it does look cool. Anyway, he's gonna wear a hat. Here, Chad, we're gonna try mine. Oh, frick, it's doing it again. It's a bunch. Dude, this is like putting pumpkin mist in the air. Sorry. Maybe carton something. Starboard systems, everybody. Starboard systems. See, this is a horrible idea. I used to wear a sweater inside the house. I'm not... This is just my chest hair. That's not your chest hair, because that's your back hair. No, it's my chest hair. Come on, just get a believe. Chad's moves, you just gotta believe in yourself. You just get a little bit of extra effort. And everything will be fine. It's not a penis. It's not a penis. Chad, we worked really hard on this company. Please stop calling it a penis. The logo is 100% a c*** in balls. Chad, go ahead and let's get a screenshot of my middle of pumpkin's body. Come stand here, pumpkin. I need you to give me a little support. Be nice to me. My pumpkin is dead. I'm pleased. Why did you carve a dip in balls into your pumpkin? Who do you guys think made a better pumpkin? Me or pumpkin? Well, I think we did good. Look, here's Bonnie's. Wait, the other one fell. Wait, wait, you're broken again. Okay, Chad. All right, Chad. Bonnie was better at making pumpkins than I was. I'll be honest, I'm so close to just chugging that thing off the balcony. Like, not, like. Wait, hold on. Wait, you can use it as a neck hole. I was gonna say, what do I put my head in this? Thank you. Is pumpkin good for your hair? Too? It's like, it's a lot. Geez. It's like, oh my God. Can I just, I can't. It's like heavier than you are. Chad, ready? One, two. Optimus. You're gonna get it on that if you throw it that way. Please just cleanse the pumpkin. What does that even mean? You're just cleansing cuckolds? What are cuckolds? You're gonna stain the balcony, I believe. Cool. Chad, we did a good job today. Chad, what'd you guys think? Did you guys like how we did this pumpkin carving today? Dude, dang it, I picked up the camera. It's doing the thing again. Hey guys, do you like the new ottoman? Chad, do you guys like my ottoman?