 You have five seconds starting right now to tell me what you notice one two three four five run Guess who's back, baby. It tastes like shit. Doesn't taste good Cuz I'm not sure what I expected because dumbass I found wrong. Whoa. Where are my specs? Where's the bag of cocaine? I was about to hit what's better than this pop of me Gucci creamy Gucci creamy soup specs black Santa mug like Santa Jew llama fuck you you fucking bitch Why you bully me? I'm kidding. I'm kidding you guys. I love you llama. Help me If I could stick a buce big in Jew llamas snow globe and just drown him in there. I would Okay, okay, okay, listen listen listen. I have a jam-packed weekend, you know, I don't like to make excuses in fact I never make excuses, but let me tell you something I am recording this wheel of mud under the assumption that the winter promo will not drop until the 14th And you should see this video on the 13th. So there's a chance that I'm totally right It didn't drop yet and we're cash money There's also a chance it dropped like yesterday It dropped early and then you're not gonna see any of the Christmas contact and I fucked up either way I will make it up to you when the Christmas stuff does drop. It will be a super heat banger But I do believe I'm timing this perfectly. It's always a toss up. I hope you guys understand I'll tell you a little bit about the behind the scenes of making an episode like this I make a wheel of mud, you know, I'm looking at like an hour to even three hour recording sometimes After that I make the thumbnail I get the title description all set and screens mid-rolls And a lot in the posting date and then time my amazing editors got to edit the footage and get it up onto YouTube So by no means am I complaining? I'm just saying it's virtually impossible for me to wake up record a video and post it The same day so that's why sometimes you guys see content is a little bit backlog point being We still try our hardest to get you daily bangers, but sometimes I take a little breather pill That's that's kind of the quality problem, you know If I put out a dog shit wheel a month with no good editing and didn't put any effort into it I could post it on the same day, but um, I'm not a bum ass piece of shit youtuber You know what I hate by the way, this is a total tangent. I cannot believe that YouTube removed the dislike button Oh, you're so beta. You're so beta. I really do love YouTube. I rarely have bad things to say, but the dis oh My god, are you kidding? How fucking soft are we if I make a video that shit like I would know I would go in I'd log in I see a bunch of dislikes cool And also it lets other people know if I click on a video and it's like how to fix your refrigerator And all I can see is the 5,000 likes now I can't see the 40,000 dislikes talking about how it's such a piece of shit video that it's not helpful at all Some people make horrible content or terrible content that you need the dislikes as a rating system I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna keep going on this rant You just care about Madden go ahead and skip ahead, but you know what I always do when I go to a new place I look up best restaurants Bloomington when I was in Indiana I was looking for a good place to get breakfast with the boys, you know look up best restaurants Bloomington I see this restaurant It's got a 4.8 stars out of 5 on Google reviews That means a high majority of people gave it a 5 stars maybe a 4 stars then probably so a couple 1 star reviews in there I'll imagine the only reviews that you could see were 5 star reviews Imagine that's the only thing you could see every single restaurant you wanted to go to just said 5 stars No matter what because those are the only reviews that are allowed to be seen on Google reviews How stupid would that be? How am I supposed to know if I'm gonna waste my time going to a restaurant if I can't see the bad reviews same thing with YouTube? I click on a video. It's a tutorial. It's got 80,000 dislikes and a thousand likes I'm literally leaving insulin. It pisses me off to no extent and by the way if you think a video I make is bad dislike it please dislike it because if it's shit I want to know and I want to make it better. Oh, it just cranks my cock and balls Either way, we're here for wheel month. So let's have been big one up to a 90 overall team We are four and one and we're cruising along here Obviously, I have to continue to perform well if I do we're on pace for a deep playoff push potential Super Bowl on Christmas. All right, so the wheels spinning right now. I cannot lose the next two episodes It's gonna completely toss that schedule, but let's see what our wheels spin is first Let's talk about legs 50k positions wheels. Okay. Um, honestly, not the best spin, but 50k does by a decent stuff We're hoping it can be o-line. Titan is not actually that bad here. It's not bad at all I got Mackie who is for sure subpar. Let's see. Uh, let's see what we can get It's crazy. I really do use tight ends so much that this is actually pretty good Hunt, you know Hunter Henry has more touchdowns than any tight end in the league right now John Everett, I always forget he's a tight end, bro. Seahawks use him like a wide receiver Dawson Knox is playing really well this year too. I kind of want to go Dawson Knox Josh Allen to Dawson Knox The true play is Kyle Pitts because Kyle Pitts is fucking crap 90 speed 70 strength. Now that's a wide receiver. Kyle Pitts, welcome You know, it's crazy as we spin our second wheel spin how good Darren Waller has been We got him like almost four months ago now, and he's still one of the best fighters in the game We're gonna get it. Ooh, let's go Do I have any Blitz players on this team? I don't think I have any So this is Blitz 90 to 93 choice It's basically all the Blitz players you want except you can't get Bojack's There's a Derwin James, I didn't even know that Derwin James Jamar Chase Yeah, that's pretty much it Derwin James Jamar Chase, there is Lamar. There's a Montez Sweat Dude, that could be game-changing a QB spy My concern if I pick Lamar Jackson is I'm gonna start playing like an idiot Like really stupid like fumbling. This is a really hard choice. I have to go Montez Sweat here We are gonna absolutely shut down all the Randall Cunningham's Mike Vicks and Lamar Jackson's 92 speed Montez Sweat. Oh, that's huge. What a good wheel spin right there 90 overall Montez Sweat joins the fray along with Kyle Pitts We were literally like two QBR from the challenge reel last week, which is so sad But uh, hey, it's so good. We got close And our challenge is to use your corner for an entire quarter. Damn If I'm feeling ballsy, I might just do it in the first quarter Usually I'd save this but I might just get weird Jibril, Metcalf, Jair, what do you got Pierce sells? Elvin Camaro, Chase Young, and Strong Safety Bo Jackson That's Strong Safety Bo. It's fucking horrifying First in 10. I'll throw the corner. Oh, I wish. Stain bounce I'm going on QB. Quick throw here. You running that football? Big one. Oh, go low. Whoa. What? Even want to ask what just happened. I think I had latency on every single hit right there You know, I think at every game though. I've just started out and got scored on instantly She had a little time to warm up, you know Slow slow slow start. James Robinson is two touchdowns away from a God to your card Darren Waller is wide receiver down there. Wait a second. No shot. Darren Waller just took his man No shot. Oh my God. Darren Waller. Dude, I got this dude three months ago Go down, go down, go down. Let's get a little inside zone here to James Robbie. Go go go Oh, break that time. Oh, I have bulldozer now, don't I? Yo, he's got bulldozer now. I think he knows I'm going for the same thing I don't know if it'll matter though. Look at that. Save Robinson will get open on this right side Oh Yes, yes That was sketchy, but that's the James Robinson touchdown meeting or one touchdown away from the god tier James Robinson And I'm going for two. Let's just send this inside zone. Let's go He's gonna try to do trust me. What happened last time is never happening again He was so close He's insane acrobat diving. I empties. I did switch on and by at the right time, but I'm surprised we got that one low key I think waller is wide open on the zig route edge Oh, I thought I could I could get a little cheeky around the end there. I cannot believe I just did that It's sketchy. I can do it all. Where's Josh Allen? What the fuck am I doing second and 11? So Robinson is in here. I'm gonna look for him underneath On this Good I'll go up by a field goal and get the ball half regroup and score with Robinson then I need him to go on Simmons I'm gonna wait till he goes on sim because matcalfe could literally be just straight over the top here Darren waller Can never forget six for six 94 yards in a tutty now. I got a perfect pass rating See damon harris is in right now and I don't like that right back to inside zone No shot it was a touchdown. Oh my god, I can't believe you got around that edge First in 10 Yep, nobody just out that right other half second eight inside zones. We're by 10 Let's make it 12 off of our final inside zone He runs his ass over. I have to use her corner. I have to use her corner. I have to use her corner I started with the ball. That was my drive. Okay sick. I'll use her corner this entire corner So this whole drive. I'll be on a corner. Let's do it. We can complete our challenge wheel We were fully maxed to James Robinson now once I'm out of this game. Oh, here's a corner You know, you're string right here. Isn't that bad either? Don't you dare throw cross field buddy See if I can bait him. He's throwing something stupid. That was my man. I should have been there by action again Hey good blitz What a throw Wow, that was impressive. You know, I did say it would be for a corner But I feel like we cheesed it a little bit because the corner's already over And I feel like I could still be usuring out. So we'll just do it for the whole drive. Just so it's fair We sacked him. Let's go third and 22 play action He's gonna throw this. Yep. Get there. Jair Alexander. I might just blitz him. I'm blitzing him Get that he's gone. Is there a rage quit? Get him out. Get him out. It's left in the game I'm tempted to count that. Ah, let's count it. Fuck it. Hey, Merry Christmas boys We're counting that one as a rage quit. All right, so we're five and one We completed our challenge and we got a rage cool wheel spin. All right boys This is the rage quit wheel. There's a ton of good stuff on it. Just kind of feel like we haven't gotten it. So Right, we can get something super baller here Yeah, dude like there's 93 jackpot on here. We just kind of get clapped. It's 10 plus gold players So we'll open this pack and then we also get a pack from challenge wheel So we're kind of looking for like a limited poll or I guess a left guard I don't have a left guard yet. Like literally taste some hill. It's called a 76 left guard asking Trash, I got to stuff him out and I can upgrade James Robinson. I can't forget about that either Javante Williams. That's team of the week. Okay Jonathan Taylor. It's kind of sick to have in case we pack a bunch, but we do already have James Robinson and Marty Cooper You know what it actually would be really good because I think jonathan taylor is going to get mvp Potentially might be tom brady. I hope is jonathan taylor though. All right. So my one pack Damn, we took an L on the rage wheel spin, but uh, basically that's what we get for counting that as a rage quit But we oh Marshawn lettimore. Holy shit in the first round. It's actually really clutch full. I would still love a left guard That's sick. Oh, I'm throwing Cori Lindsay left guard. Okay. Holy shit. Let's go. This is huge The great pack so far. Camara, Lyle Collins and a small elite free safety running lot I'll take Lyle Collins The moment we have literally all been waiting for and fully juiced James Robinson How many episodes have we been going for this? It feels like so many There's one of the upgrades and the final one we gotta go buy his limited So no momentum. There better be one on the auction. I was trying to cry There is literally one. I don't know if I'm overpaying, but I don't really care Literally gave them plus five speed with that right there. We gotta change that front. Our delimited baby You guys know how I feel about that limited card out 95 overall James Robinson So I could go I could go tank breaking all hits the tackles But honestly, I'm so fine with bulldozer bulldozer reach for it So we had a bow Jackson But that's all we had on Derek Henry. I can't wait to try this out too next episode We're gonna get to see just how cracked he is. All right boys I'm not recording anything till that new Christmas card that comes up But when we get back, you'll get to see Josh Allen a fully gas James Robinson DK AJ Green Randy Moss Darren Waller Kyle Pitts Lamas Brown Devin White Lawrence Taylor Isaiah Simmons Fred Warner Jabril Peppers Sean T Ramsey Simmons Jordan Williams Kaleas Campbell Montez sweat J. R. Alexander five and one I love you boys. What a banger. I'll see you the next one. Peace