 They're everywhere, and you can't avoid them. I've actually never tried hard seltzer. I've heard there's no laws when you drink it. For those looking to have a hot girl summer, yes. If you don't want a hot girl summer, then no. I don't even know if I've had seltzer before. I'm glad we're talking about another beverage that's not rose wine for the first summer in four years, though. It is clear? I'm smelling this like it's wine. I don't know why. Okay. It has alcohol? It kind of reminds me of those white airheads that came out, like in the 90s, I think. Not a fan of that aftertaste. I'm curious to know how much alcohol is in this. I feel like it was a Kiwi strawberry flavor or something. I expected more flavor. I don't know. Yeah, I like this one. It's pretty good. But not bad. I got some fruits, some bubbles, but it did hit you in the back of the taste buds back there. Maybe it's all those years of drinking Capri Sun in middle school, but it's fine. Oh God, this smells terrible. I know, this one smells like chemicals. This one smells like Flintstones vitamins, but it tastes good. I think the fizz makes up for the lack of flavor in this one. It tastes better than it smells. Yep, nope. Ooh, this one's nice and fizzy. Kind of like an overly sugary taste to it at the end. Oh God, it tastes like someone put Prosecco and vodka together. Smells terrible, tastes great. Cute little pink guy. This one's the only one that has any color. I was actually surprised that they don't have any color. There's no nasty aftertaste. No terrible raspberries happening here. This one smells like strawberry lame. I don't know if my taste buds are just getting dead end, but I can't taste this very much. I just feel like it's a nice, happy medium. And it's pink. I don't like that one. It tastes like nothing. Unfortunately, it's also the only one you definitely don't want to drink. I mean, the flavor itself isn't horrible, but it's more like the carbonation and it tastes weird for some reason. No rubbing alcohol. And yet, this is the only one that you'd actually want to photograph. All right, last one. Oh my God. Is this supposed to smell green? It smells like cucumbers. It smells like that part of Jamba juice where they have that grass. I don't mind this one. I could see it like, I could see in the right context being refreshing, maybe. I was never into health spas. So what is this? You gave me grass seltzer. I feel like I only want to drink this on like a really hot day outside. Otherwise, it just kind of, I don't know, just kind of falls flat. I think I like to number one the best. The pink one. There was like no gross aftertaste and it was like just sweet enough and they did not put rubbing alcohol in it. I like the flavor, but I can't get past the smell. So I'm going to go with one. But yeah, the second one was the easiest to drink. It tasted the least fake. And you know what? I'm just going to have some more right now because I really did enjoy it. Did I choose the PBR one? Nady Light. Oh, Smirnoff, wow. Who would have thought? I actually thought this one was, the, I haven't had this one yet, but it did have like a beer taste. So I thought maybe this would be it. So a little surprising. Can I taste it? How much should I drink? I can already smell it. It smells, also very sudsy. Is there alcohol in it? They're all spiked. Okay, okay. And is that like raspberry? Tastes like berries. I mean, it just, it kind of tastes like, it tastes like regular seltzer to me. Very seltzer-y. I guess I can kind of tell it's alcoholic. That actually tastes kind of like nothing. Like, no, there's the aspartame-y taste in the back. It's like if you put a sweet tart in a seltzer. There's not a lot of flavor to it though. Not too much fruitiness. So I don't know if I would really like to drink that all day. Kind of smells like a nice candle, which I wasn't expecting. Oh, that smells much worse. They all look the same. Ooh, this one's more fruity. Has a stronger smell, stronger taste. I'm getting more berries. Kind of tastes like beer, which is unusual. This one I can kind of see who we're saying that it's more like juice. Like, this one was very candy flavor. The second one is more, I'm like getting raspberries or blackberries. This one smells like beer. It almost has the same like tinny metal taste as like crappy beer. I like the first one better. This was like. And it's kind of refreshing. I can get behind it whatever this one is. This one is like more citrusy, more lemony. I'm getting like lemon and orange. Okay. That tastes like the strongest one. But it's kind of got a rough aftertaste, I would say. Oh my God, no, ugh. It's also not bad. It's not as flavorful as the first one. The first one I feel like definitely has more of a flavor. I'm still like, none of them feel very alcoholic to me so far. I don't like this one. I don't know what that one is. That might be my number one choice right now. This one might be the best one, but it also has a bad aftertaste. I think that's familiar. It reminds me of Zima. It's like clear and refreshing, but sweeter than the others. That's good. But when you're drinking it, it's really good. Oh my God. That's nice. This actually kind of reminds me of the Zima days. I like this. Is this just seltzer? Feel it. More lingering in your mouth for a little bit there. I'm still not really feeling the alcohol. I don't know. Maybe I had too big of a lunch today, but. This is not hard seltzer. Is that the con here? I think number two. If I had to choose one, I would probably go with this one. I think this one is still my favorite. It's like the most balanced, the easiest to go down. The last one. I am a bit of a sweet tooth, so I think this is my second favorite, number four. The first one and the last one, they taste like ones that I would just drink just on their own. The other two, I would need to mix it with something else. Maybe the other options, if I was trying to rage on a late night. Sorry, Mom.