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Wait, what's going on? There's a bunch of different shit that's happened since the last time we did this podcast. I want to see Jesse Williams dick. You want to see Jesse Williams dick? What is wrong with y'all? Hey, let's come in hot. I like that. Yeah. I like that. I have some thoughts. Yeah. Pull it up. I have some thoughts. Who is this person and why you want to see that me? Jesse Williams is doing a Broadway play. In the Broadway play, he has a scene where he has to be naked. Personally, I think it's a prosthetic penis. Oh. Yeah, I don't think it. I thought a nude leak. No, you got it. No, that's him on a play. Somebody took a picture of him on stage at the Broadway play and then put it out. But it makes no sense because his penis is the complexion to Idris Elw. Oh, he got the darkie. That's the guy he looking for in the back? That's what happened. I don't think that's pretty normal. But is it looking to see a me? I'm looking at a me. Oh, my God. I just hear a man grumping. Now, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think I want to see that. That is a, that's what you call a fluff. Meaning, no, seriously, meaning that somebody like you You going to explain to me how dicks work? You don't think I fluffed my dick before a girl saw my fake soft dick? That's right. Listen, if that's the right thing to do. If you ever see my fake soft dick or my real soft dick, you never know what I'm saying. Why do you think you put the hand in their pocket so they can rub their head and try to make it do it? Fluff it up. Now, you can tell that's a fluff because like it ain't hanging. It's kind of going out a little. Damn, you're going to ask what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I mean, wouldn't you fluff if you're him? You're not going to be out there with just real soft dick, yeah. That dude he fighting against, don't give a shit. He out there with that micro penis, like, let's go. He's the real one that's exposed when you think about it. That's why they naked and why is that necessary? And why is his penis darker than the rest of his body? Why is his penis to cut complexion of interest? Oh, I don't know what his dad black. Who Jesse Williams? Why he got his dad's dick? Is that what you said? You got your dad's dick. That is something that all of us wanted growing up, though. But our dad's it. Oh, yeah, man. My dad had a big one, bro. Real. Super fat. You see your dad walking around in underwear. You be like, that's how I want to look in underwear when I get older. He's just walking around swinging. You know, he'd wear like, he'd wear just a shirt. Really? Yeah. He would dress like a Frenchie. Winnie the Pooh. Like, yeah, he would do the Winnie the Pooh. I don't have too many sisters, though. My dad wasn't walking around. Oh, yeah. I'm just happy to have mine. Yeah. What's losing Jesse Williams? I think that's a prosthetic, man. I don't think that's real. Why are we haters? I'm saying the truth. And my man's shit was at, like, 45-degree angles. And I was like, straight down. That's right. It wasn't, like, just hanging. Yeah. It wasn't just dropping. It wasn't that zero on the clock. And also, there's no, like, wrinkles or nothing like that. Like, his shit is ready to go. That's what I'm saying. Low key, he might be bricked up, and they have some tape holding it straight down. That's real. I think that's what it is. That's what I would do. Yeah, 100%. Because I'm a grower. I'm not a show. I don't have, like, I don't have that hand time like that. And what happens next? Why do you throw the dude down like that? That's a dope pose, the strike, though. Yo, man, what are you doing looking at that? But is it, is it more? But wait, what's going on? Are they about to have a gay scene, like a gay sex scene? I have no idea. I need to know how much money he's getting paid for this. Because I, you know, I love acting and I love art, but what is the art behind this? I need to know. Wait, why do they have to be naked, bro? Like, do I have to be naked for this scene? That's what I'm saying, bro. You can put it on underwear. It's fake. We know it's fake. I need you to read this book, Naked. Yeah, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why do you throw him down like that? He's about to dig that out. Don't look like that, bro. Isn't that crazy? He's about to dig that man out, that poor man. Bro, standing over him like that? No, that's the hell of a pose that he like mastered the universe. You think they're taking acting to new levels with this nudity scene? Yeah, it's like, we're just acting like, okay, then fucking act. No, by the way, we've seen nudity scenes. Come on, man, I grew up on Oz. Yeah, but it's not titties, bro. Like, if it's titties, it's different. Remember Oz on HBO? I don't think Wizard of Oz had no fucking nudity. No, man, not Wizard of Oz, man. Oz, the jail. The jail. Yeah. I was like, what is this guy talking about? You never watched Oz? I might say, what is that, Michael Jackson? Oz was great. Oz was one of the all-time classic HBO shows. That was phenomenal. It was a show about prison, and you'd see dicks all day long. Just like that. They'd be fighting, stabbing each other just like that. Butt naked. Butt naked. Wow. What does Bootsy think about this? See, this is the content that we need. We need Bootsy watching. We need a Bootsy reaction video to this clip right here. Bootsy, get on it. Do you have Bootsy's number? Can you text in the video? I don't have Bootsy Dumbo. Oh, that'd be funny. What the fuck is that shit for, man? Text in the Bootsy. Matter of fact, everybody should DM this video to Bootsy just like for research purposes. Right now. I don't get this. What do you think about this? What's the name of the play? Meats. Bage Anatomy. I don't fucking know. I have no idea. I have no idea. But this just happened today. Over the last seven days, the funniest shit, you know, and I'm sure that y'all have addressed it, but, you know, Dave Chappelle got attacked at the Hollywood Bowl. Yeah. Nice. Could you please tell people what you responded to me when I sent you that video? Yo, Chris Rock can't have shit, bro. Yo, let Chris eat for a little bit. He didn't even eat for two weeks, man. He was a remix though, because he was able to be there and he actually... That's true, that's true. People will sniff into it, says. That's true, that's true. Chris got to drop a line. Yeah, man. As a comedian, how did that make you feel? Well, I'm off tour, so... I ain't mad. The infamous tour is finished. Remember last week... You had a chance to get me. Remember I told you last week, I said, you can't go backwards. You can't go back to the comedy clubs. You got to stay on the Marina Stages. This wasn't Arena Stages. This wasn't Arena Stages. The guy... You know what's funny? Lowkey, this is the greatest compliment, because I don't know if you all know, but he did his whole set and then the guy attacked him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that means the dude showed up to assault you and you were performing and then he was like... Let me see what he said. But he does do too much after his set anyway though. Oh, really? Oh, yes. Dave leaves a lot of room for things like that to happen, because he does his set. Last time I saw Dave was at Radio City. Was it Radio City? I think it was Radio City. No, it wasn't Radio City. It was... Matter of fact, it was Radio City. He did an hour set and then when the hour was over, him and John Stewart just spoke for like 40 minutes. Then he brought out Eric Abadu to do it. You know what I mean? It's like... If I wasn't thinking, I'm just saying, I might have already changed my mind and I'm like, man, this shit going on too long, bro. You think the guy just didn't like Blackstar? Because Dave was about to bring on Blackstar and they was like, let me bring on my favorite man. The guy, he about to bring up Drake. And then all of a sudden, boom. We still don't know the reason for why he did it. Oh, it's because they're gentrifying his grandmother's neighborhood in Brooklyn. What's that got to do with Dave Chappelle? What? This is a mentally ill person. Clearly. All right. Yeah, he's mentally ill. And I think Dave reached out and talked to him and he should be put in jail. He should be charged with a felony. It should be done. No, no, no, no. He got enough. No. He got his arms broke, his legs broke and shit like that. No. No. Even the arm broke thing isn't real because he was handcuffed to the gurney. So it made it look like his arm was all like... I thought he said he had a broke arm. I thought he said he had a broke arm. I thought he said he had a broke arm. Oh, really? Anyway. It's like, yeah, you deserve that, but you also deserve to go to a fucking prison. Because, and this is the problem that happened with the whole Will Smith shit. It's like, anytime mentally ill people see that you can get attention for something, they're going to repeat it, especially if the cost is low. Yes. And the cost was so low for this. Do you think in that moment, he realized he wasn't Will Smith? Do you think? Do you think? How long do you think it took him to realize I'm not Will Smith? It was like the whoop of his ass. When they started beating the fucking shit out of him. But also the ass kicking he got wasn't even that crazy. Like, you attacked somebody. That was a good one. But this way. That was a good one. Someone attacks you. They're not going to get their ass kicked like this? Of course. Okay. So what he did ain't that different. He expected an ass kicking. He didn't think he was going to go attack him and nothing was going to happen. You got to make a, set an example. Well, he's going to kick that ass or go to jail. You know what I'm saying? Well, I'm telling you, if you don't set an example with this right now, it's going to keep on happening, bro. I think it was a spontaneous thing. I think that's all. I think that's deserving. He snuck in. He planned the whole thing. The whole thing was premeditated. He brought a weapon and did a premeditated assault. Like if you have a weapon on you and you have a premeditated assault, he didn't have a ticket. He snuck in. So he hid it behind the toilet seat. No, he had it on him. He had it on him. So people like, the reason he didn't get the felony and it was dropped to misdemeanor because he didn't use the weapon. It's like, well, he had to climb on stage. What happens if he got on top of Dave and then busts out the weapon? So assault is a misdemeanor in LA? I guess, right? If you don't have a deadly weapon. Wow. Yeah, I was talking to Miko. Miko, I hope you don't mind me saying this. She said that she was out there all week and she said security was terrible. She was like, she walked in and they didn't search her fanny pack. She was like, her home girl had her purse with her. They didn't search her purse. She was like, she was walking in and she actually said something that was real smart. She was like, yo, I actually thought about leaving. Because she was like, I don't feel comfortable. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? And that's one thing. I mean, you can't base that. I know that they don't really search. They might not search you the same way. They search other people when they walk in a venue. They might not search me the same way they search everybody. But that's a little different. Because they're afraid of me? Sure. They're afraid of what I might do. They just know who you are. They're like, this guy's not coming in here with nothing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I am in a venue and I see security ain't tight, I'm like, all right. Yeah, you don't feel good. Nah, this is ridiculous. I ain't worried. This is not. Security ain't tight. Yeah, but you're a security. So you just need to be tight. They don't know that. You motherfuckers don't know me like that. You're not security. You look like security. You do. So let me do whatever the fuck I want to do. And you are. I'm just saying, you got to set a precedent right now. We got to nip this in the bud because once things become trendy, it's off to the races. When we were younger, younger, younger, there weren't school shootings when we were younger, younger, younger. And then school shootings started and they haven't stopped because it came a fucking trend. Yeah. You don't want to copycat this shit as long as it gets attention. You need to punish these, this motherfucker and Will Smith, Loki, Chris Rockney to sue this shit out of Will Smith. The reason I say Will is a little different is only because that is a once in a lifetime thing. You'll never see that ever again. And when will you ever see one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, if not the biggest, on the biggest night of his life, get up and slap another superstar at the Oscars? That shit right there that happened today was more likely to happen every weekend somewhere. It can. Yeah. And he needs to get an example made out of him in a real way. And if nothing happens, if there's no real punishment, then what's going to happen is, because here's the thing, he got beat up because Dave got security in homies. That's right. The average comic that's on the road doesn't have security in homies. So, now you're going, oh, I could get away with this. And I don't get beat up? You know the guys in the suit saying, doing shit? Shit. Nah. Cosh better do some push-ups. I told him. Does he think he's wild? I told him. Say some wild shit. But even with the school shootings, I think if it has some, like, real dudes coming there, and fuck that little fucking kid up, I guarantee you, that shit is shut down. They don't give a fuck about going to jail. They want to get away from their moms. They act all crazy. Their mom is crazy. She's probably on fucking pills. They want to get the fuck out of here and go to jail anyway. I bet you you get some black kids with that fucking kid ass. I bet you they stopped that shit right now. The crazy thing about the school shootings, the people that do those school shootings, I don't even think they want to live no more. That's what I'm saying. They don't care. They don't care. So, going to jail and shit, I bet you they're spooking with a black kid, fucking them up. Well, this is going to be the new protest for comedy. Like, if there's a comic that you don't like their opinions, instead of picketing outside and having to sign, you go do something about it. And it's like, fuck, bro. You can't do that. And especially, you can't do it at fucking Dave, man. Yeah. Like, that's the biggest comic on the planet. You cannot let that go. That is fucked up if we let that go. We got to start telling people. We got to start talking to them like kids. We got to start telling people, learn how to use your words. Because this whole, I disagree with you, so I want to hurt you. All right. Disagree with you. So, I'm happy you're dead. That shit is wack as hell. Fuck. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? All right. Listen, God bless the dead. I've never, I think I've watched one Kevin Samuel's video of my life. And I never even, I never spoke about Kevin Samuel's ever. I never even talked about it. You know what I'm saying? So, I don't want to speak about it too much, but I just think it's very silly for people to be running around here saying that that's karma. His death is karma. Yeah, that's a lot. He died of a heart attack, allegedly. That's a lot. Heart disease is the number one killer of black people. Men and women. I don't think it's disease. I think it's Viagra's. What do you mean? If you got a healthy heart, Viagra ain't going to kill you. I think they're wrong. No, if you got a healthy heart, Viagra's not going to kill you. Like, if you already got some type of underlying heart condition and you got some type of heart disease, that's when those things make you have heart attack. That's when they manifest. Yeah. So, that man had some type of heart condition. That can happen to anybody. How's that karma? You know what I mean? Guys die over Viagra a year. They probably got underlying heart condition. Yeah, they don't fucking get heart no more. That's the underlying condition. Heart disease is so common amongst black people, man. So, for a black person to say, yo, it's karma that he died. Horny. Because of heart disease. That makes zero sense. Yeah. And I understand he said things that hurt you. So, you could not like somebody because they said things that hurt you. I'm not going to celebrate his death. Yeah, that's just a weird time. I also don't think death is like a karmic thing. Talking on the mic though. Talking on the mic though. I don't think death is a karmic thing. Break that down. I listen to women with naturals. Karma. Karma is like cause and effect. Where death is just like part of life. That's very true. But what if you die because... That's an effect though. That's what I'm saying. Like if that guy that Rush Dave Chappelle on stage gets shot, that's karma. That's cause and effect. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He sped up his own demise. Everybody's going to die. So like they're using it as a... Because he has all these statements that I disagree with. He deserved to die. But those two aren't handed. I don't even understand the logic of the correlation. I don't even understand where that's coming from. Yeah, it's just people are hurt. It's really strange to me. Hurt people hurt people. Facts. It's really strange to me. And it is wow, right? Because it's like if Dave Chappelle, God forbid, was the pathway and the LGBTQ community was celebrating his death. Those same people who are celebrating the death of Kevin Samuels would be saying the LGBTQ community is wrong. Exactly. What if somebody touched kids and people celebrate their death? That's okay. That's what I'm saying. Like which is okay and which not okay. Listen, stuff like that is different. You touch kids. You rape. You violate somebody. You rape. Stuff like that is different, but just because you would disagree with their opinion. Yeah. You know what I mean? You disagree with the words that came out in their mouth. Like Kevin Samuels or not, the people that he did those videos with subscribed to do them. They came out. It's not like, and this is why like, was that Sasha Barrick and Cohen guy, the guy who plays Oli G. And who's the other one? Borat and shit. Borat. He's like a bad person because he like tricked people into being in his film and then like used lawyers and shit to like avoid their, like he doesn't get their consent a lot of times and then use lawyers to kind of hide it and it makes people look bad. He's been beat up before. Exactly. So like Kevin Samuels, the people call in. Yes. You are asking for this. Yeah. So you could be really upset with the things he says. I heard girls say rape me. Like they want you to rape them. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Yeah. So I'm saying it's like these people are asking to be in it. They are giving consent to whatever is going to happen. And how do I look? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to tell you the truth. And he got a fan base. I'm sure there's a bunch of people that dislike him that like him. There's a never ending list of dudes on the internet who want to see, you know, women be made to look bad. There's a bunch of fucking incels on the internet. You know what's so funny? The first, the one and only video I can remember seeing of him, he was clowning a dude. Oh yeah. He'll shit on dudes too. He was telling the dude was like, I ain't got no girls. I want me a girlfriend. I make $400 every two weeks. He was like, you look kind of big. How much do you weigh? The dude was like $280, $290. And he was like, you have a job? And he was like, no. And he was like, do you make money? And he was like, yeah, I get unemployment or something. I get $400 every two weeks. And he was like, don't call me asking me why you don't have no girlfriend. You're a big broke dude with a little dick. That's what he said. You're a big broke dude with a little dick. That shit was funny to me. He goes, he goes, the guy goes, yes. I mean, I'm all right. He goes, no. Do you have a big dick or not? I'm cool. You know what I mean? He goes, no, no, no. You know if you got a big dick or you don't. That's true. You don't. That is true. You got a big dick? Huh? You have a big dick? I mean, it's about an average. I ain't no Ryan Jernberg. No, no, no, no. I actually have a big dick. What? I just said it wasn't a bad bad. What? I don't know what that is, really. Nicky, you know if you got a big dick. That's bullshit. Bullshit. Let the dude know what not. You got a big dick. I know I got a big dick. You don't know? You don't have a big dick. No. That's the point. You don't have a big dick. No. You don't have a big wallet. You a fat dude. And you got a lot of nerve thinking you should get chooses to settle the 5 foot 10 and 300 pounds, making less than $1,000 a month at 20 years old. Do we know though? I mean, yeah, I think you know because you see porn and then you see you and you're like, am I that? But that's what I'm saying. But I can have an above average. So you rate yourself off porn? What's the average size of a penis in America, Taylor? Yo, that's a good point because I'm tall but not compared to NBA players. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. What's the average size of a penis in America? I think it's only like four inches. Nah, that's crazy. Come on. I'm serious. I think it's like four or five inches. I'm above average. So what size is my hand? I'm above average. What's considered big? This is the normal size of a meat is my hand. That's a fucking big of a meat. You sure that's the size of a regular meat? You could fit an average size meat in your hand. Somebody gonna Photoshop a dick in your hand right now. Watch. They already got you. I'm gonna do rewind. They gonna Photoshop a dick in your hand. The biggest dicks. Oh, Germany. Let's go. What you fucking mean, let's go? Let's go, white people. Oh, fuck. Congo got 7.1 inches. That's Africa. There you go. See? Nah, go back to that. Go back to that. Go back to that little chart you had right there. Put on South Carolina. What's the average size? I need to know the average size of the penis in South Carolina. No, they got it up there. I want to know the average size of the penis in South Carolina. I want to see who got the littlest meat. South Korea, 3.8 inches, bro. Damn. North Korea is lower than that. North Korea, what's Laos? Laos. What's Laos? That clip for something? They don't have no dicks in Laos. They don't have no dicks in Laos, bro. They got four. They got bigger dicks. Okay, the Congo got the biggest one. Listen, I'm 7 and 3-4, so I'm Congo meat. That's what? That's average in black people. How you know? You ain't got no dick. Listen, go to that chart. The global average is five and a half. The American average is five. I'm balling out here. See? That's why you guys, that's why life is about perspective. You got double the dick of a North Korean, bro. A North Korean could fit their dick in your dick twice. Isn't that crazy, son? If a North Korean was freezing in the cold, they could cut your dick open and scoop it out and then just stick their dick in there to keep it warm at night. Bro, that's how... Go to that list, Taylor. That's great. So you go to the North Korean and just impregnate all the women. The world would have fit. They don't want you over there. They can't handle you. They're locking me right away. It was a list that said the average dick, right there, average dick by city or something like that. Right there, the second tab. Scroll up, Taylor. Come on, Taylor. You see, Taylor, you see the two tabs? Go to the second tab, Taylor. Oh, my God, Taylor. There it is. There you go, Taylor. All right, there you go. Columbia, Columbus. Let's see, dick size by state. New Orleans, scroll down. We got the biggest dicks in America. Women, y'all should know this type of stuff. I don't think I'm going to get the ass tore off. Washington DC, San Diego, New York City, baby! Number four! We all got number four? Number four, man. We're not playing no fucking game. Fill in with another dicks. New South Dakota and South Carolina. Number ten, baby! Number nine, New York. We're Jersey at. What the fuck? Y'all got little dicks in Jersey, bro. They number 14. Little dicks, dude. Taylor sent me an interesting text before I walked in here. Oh. Let me see if I can find it. It came from Twitter. You know I don't be on Twitter. Did you send it to me, Taylor? Yeah, it's in the group chat. It's in the group chat? Oh, okay. Let me see. It says... So, obviously, Cedar God is going to come all over himself on Brilliant Idiots. Y'all not interested in why I'm going to come all over myself? About this new Kendrick song. Andrew Schultz, please be honest with him at best. The song is okay, closer to trash. Joe. I watched the music video. Just recently. The hard part five. Maybe I'm getting older. Maybe I'm maturing. Maybe I just know how much time and effort he puts into his creative. Kendrick does. I feel uncomfortable judging it without really sitting down watching and digesting. Exactly. I just watch. I listen to 30 seconds and I go, oh my God, that's a fucking banger. That song with Bea and J Cole, the London song, I'm just like, holy shit, this is just fun. I never heard it. That song is just so much fun. I heard about it. I fell back because he looked sober. He looked sober. I never heard it. That London song is fucking great. But this one, I didn't feel that initially, but I know how... Who you look like? Holy shit. Okay, I didn't know. I promise I ain't never see it. I watched this video 20 times. I never see it. Who does he look like? The guy whose literal face is there? That's Jesse Smollett. I don't understand the Jesse Smollett part in the OJ Simpson part. I'm going to just assume whatever he was saying but OJ, I'm not sure. OJ, I'm not sure. I watched this video 20 times and I listened to the song twice because I didn't know the video had came out, so I listened to the song twice. And I love it. Number one, this song is not going to be on the album. If you know anything about Kendrick, he never puts the hearts on the album. The heart is just something that he puts out before the album drops. So these are never on the album. So this is just something to get everybody talking. The hearts are always commentary about something he's seeing in the world right now and it kind of gives you a direction of where the album possibly could be going. But the reason I love this song is because he's making a mockery of what people call culture nowadays. And he's letting us know that none of this shit we call culture is actually culture. What does that mean? The glorification of drug use, the celebration of violence. Girls calling themselves whores. I didn't hear him talking about any of that. But really, if you listen to the first few bars in this, he talks about I come from a place where murder is minor or something like that. So that's what he's saying. He was like, we have tribalized and made all of these things so normal in our culture. And that's why that part where he's talking about Will Smith, he's like hurt people. He said hurt people hurt people fuck calling that culture. That's why I like the record. The record is like the messaging is very, very, very important. And he's using a lot of current events to explain that. And I think he picks certain people in this song to show certain people need grace. You know what I'm saying? Will Smith in particular definitely he feels like needs grace. I don't know about the OJ part. That's tricky. I've been trying to match up the lyrics with the OJ part. With the Jussie part, it felt like he was saying, why would I ever do something like this? You know what I'm saying? The Kanye thing is, he talks about being bipolar, his friends that are bipolar. That's obvious. The Nipsey part, fantastic. You know? The Nipsey part is fantastic. I don't know. I just really like it. I like it. I dig it. That's my feeling. I think it deserves some more time. I would want someone to do that with something I put out. It's vulnerable putting something out. I want someone to give me a little bit more grace. At the same time it's up to us to create art that people can digest and enjoy. Ideally, they enjoy it right away. But because I create things and put them out, I want to give someone whose creativity I respect a little bit more time before I go, this is mid. I feel like people are so quick to just jump to saying some shit is mid. It's like, how long did you give it to decide that? Maybe they just don't understand it. I can sit here all day and come up with a million different think pieces on why he chose to do OJ, why he chose to do Jussie. I don't know. You know what I mean? Some of the stuff makes sense. Kanye makes sense. The Nipsey of course makes sense. The Will Smith makes sense. Everything else, I really don't know. I got to figure it out. Who faces you will put on yours? Who would I be? Probably all of them. You can't put blackface. Why not? In the deepfake, I think you can do it. Yeah, I can do deepfake. Because I'm not doing random art. It's art. Yeah, that's not blackfake. That's deepfake. Did you like it, Nila? I loved it. Well, I agree with Andrew in a sense of I had to digest it. Once you first sent it to me, I just listened to the song. So I'm like, this is too much for me to process. Then when I watched the video, I'm like, oh, I have a better understanding now that I see you changing faces and stuff like that. So I think if he dropped the song without the visual, it definitely wouldn't have the same effect. But I feel like as far as like Kendrick's rollouts, like what's dope about Kendrick is that it's like beyond the music. It's the art to it too. Because he stopped the world with the Humble Music video too when he did that for Damn. And he always gives us. Damn, I missed that too. I missed that too. There's no way. It's just amazing how he breaks down traumatic events that seem normal. Like I didn't see niggas do 17, hit the halfway house, get out and get his brain blown out looking to buy some weed. Car wash is played out. New GoFundMe accounts. I proceed a brand new victim. I shadowed those dreams, the culture. And like you said how he's pretty much saying the culture we call culture isn't really culture. He did that with Humble too though. Also how he made that rhyme. Right. Because when you said it, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Not a single word rhyme when you just said it for Kendrick since that shouldn't like you know how to do it. I said I do this for my culture to let y'all know what a nigga look like in a bulletproof rover. In my mama's sofa was a doodoo popper, head trigger, walk up close, there ain't no photo shopping. But that's him talking about being a kid and growing up around guns and how that was just normal with a gun sitting in the sofa at your mama's house. You said on plenty of guns. And that's why Resma I don't know, was he OJ then? That's when he was OJ, that's in the beginning. I'm not sure. And you know Resma Minicum has this quote that I posted the other day because I really feel like Kendrick either read my grandmother's hands by Resma Minicum or he saw this quote. And Resma breaks down in my grandmother's hands that a person decontextualized over time looks like personality. Trauma in a family decontextualized over time looks like family traits. Trauma in a people decontextualized over time looks like culture. And all he did in this record was put a lot of different traumatic experiences on display, a lot of things that we normalize and he's saying this is what we call culture now and that's why he's saying man fuck calling that culture. You know? And the Will Smith part was so powerful it was just like people hurt people hurt people hurt more people fuck calling that culture. Like I thought you want your kid to be the smacker to want to get smacked. You see what I'm saying? Why do you have to be either? I don't want it but you know it's life at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? I do not want my kid to win at the house at the school again punked. You know what I'm saying? So I don't want to come through a whole I know a family in the hood who they all got beat up. They all was punked. So I guess that was child trauma for them. They got beat up every single one of them always getting beat up. What they doing now? Probably still in the hood getting beat up. Probably making more babies getting beat up. Or probably getting bullied by the kids in school. You should always teach people how to defend themselves. But is that culture for them? You know what I'm saying? The guys that smacking them at the end of the day. That person that's going to school smacking them for no reason They're dealing with some pain. They're dealing with some hurt. Because why would you just go to school and bully people? Most bullies are dealing with their own trauma that they haven't dealt with. But what about the guys who get smacked? All these years. That's a problem too. Yeah, getting attacked is not good. But that's somebody projecting their pain on to them. But I don't want to have the trauma. I'd rather be the guy having to kill the guy who's smacking and not try to control that. It's still trauma though. It's a circle of trauma. Because that person who's going to school every day smacking somebody for no reason is clearly hurting. Why would you want to go to school? I don't want you to do that for no reason. And I don't think that Will Smith did that for no reason. You're talking about the man and wife? No. Will Smith would tell you himself he was dealing with a whole bunch of issues that he had to process. Trauma aside, what do you think the culture is supposed to look like? There's somebody talking about your wife. It ain't supposed to look violent. We ain't supposed to be normalizing violence. Everybody trips out when certain things happen in our culture. I saw Young Thug and them get picked up. They're talking about the indictment. They're already talking about music videos and lyrics and everything else. Violence is natural. We know violence is natural. There's civilizations that have thrived off violence. They've become fruitful civilizations because of violence. We love violence. It's promoted and marketed and monetized. That's the difference. There's one thing to say, I'm violent because I'm defending myself. I'm being violent because I'm trying to survive. We do that shit for sport. There's time and place for everything. We do that shit for sport. If I do that in the street, I'm getting locked up for it. Time and place for everything. I don't know. I don't think that our culture though is because you were saying we have no culture. There is no culture when we were talking about violence prior. But I do think that even in hip hop early stages it was always violence. Or they were talking about the violence. That's not true. KRS1 had a whole stop the violence movement. That was later. When you said early on in hip hop, it was about the message. He was talking about conditions that were going on in the ghetto. It wasn't just this glorification of violence just because it was the trendy thing to do. In hip hop. When murder, murder, kill, kill started making money, that's when people started giving up more murder, murder, kill, kill. It's just a tricky thing, especially for black Americans. I don't like how you say black. I know. It's kind of harsh. Kind of testy. It's tricky because trauma... I'm talking about specifically black Americans. I'm talking about like Jamaican black Americans or Caribbean black Americans or African black Americans. Specifically black Americans that don't have direct roots to where they're from, where their culture is from. The bond, black Americans first of all are very young culturally. How long has Italy been around thousands of fucking years? How long have India been around? These are cultures. They grow and take time to weed things out and make things cool and get rid of those. You know what I mean? We're talking about centuries to make that happen. America's young. We're still figuring out what we are. So you have black Americans that don't have this tie to their mother country, obviously because of slavery. So what is bonding them to other black Americans is trauma unfortunately in a lot of ways. Obviously there are other things, there's a tie that fact that a mutual experience that black people can connect on is how they've been treated shitty because they're black. Right? And then you have other things that are sprouting up. There's food, there's music, there's culture and we're seeing that in our generation. We're going oh shit look at these cool things that are happening for this group of people and it's bonding around it. But even the music is going to reflect what you went through which is just reinstating the trauma. Yes and that's why a lot of those bonds are unhealthy now. You evolve and you realize that's just wrong. Yes. You know what I mean? So yes, I love the idea of the confusion of culture. It's like no, that's not culture. That's this fucked up thing that we had to deal with. And it's okay, we should talk about it. We black people talk about it, right? And we should make art about it. We should do as everybody has throughout history made art about their pain, etc. But it doesn't have to be your culture. That's not a defining characteristic and what is to be a black person here is the fucked up situation that he grew up in. Unfortunate. How do you tell what is and what's not? That's culture. Somebody talking about his wife and he just reacted. I just don't think, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're like, am I reacting exactly? Am I reacting as Will Smith or am I reacting as a black person representing the culture? Will Smith was absolutely projecting pain on Chris. So when does somebody mess with your wife? When is it time to protect your wife from anything? Listen, I'll tell you this. Real quick. I thought it was really interesting. I thought you were asking, was Will acting as a black man or was he acting as Will? And is that kind of what you were getting at? Is that like a cultural imposter? I think Will was acting like Will. I think that's Will. So why the trauma gotta come into it? Will was acting like Will because Will was projecting the pain that he was experiencing in that moment and projecting the pain that he's been experiencing for years, pain that he's talked about he hasn't dealt with. From watching his mom get beat up by his dad and not intervening. Will said that himself. The greatest night of his life, he's happy he got things going on. Somebody said something to his wife. That right there shows you how crazy that situation was and that he snapped. Because you're Will Smith. You don't went through this whole life and on the biggest night of your life you snapped. That right there should let everybody play the biggest night of my life. He got some shit going on. He got some shit he ain't dealt with. He got some shit he ain't dealt with. I'm gonna come see you. You know what I'm saying? I don't think that's trauma because if that same person will say bless you, I say God bless you too. But if that's the same person, fuck your mind, I'm gonna react off everything. So what's wrong with reaction? I disagree. I disagree. I don't think you would. I think if you came to one of my comedy shows and you knew that it was my job as a comic to make fun of you or whoever's there and you saw me making fun of other people that weren't you and other people's wives and then I made fun of you, I made fun of your wife and not in something that that is that crazy like not something a mean deep-spirited thing. You can't tell people how to be acted off the thing. True, but you know what I do for a living and you know it's love and that's Chris Rock. I ain't no guy that's actually trying to hurt you. Exactly. You know the environment and I think but if you are like Charlotte was saying dealing with this intense feeling call it trauma, call it whatever you want but if you're dealing with something where you can't even control your impulses that was a lack of impulse control, right? That's right. I like it. They're mental health and stuff like that but everybody using it so much stop using that. But it's because it's real. Some people do have it. Everybody. Stop doing that because you're letting a lot of people. Trauma is a spectrum. All trauma is a reaction to things that cause you harm. So you can't control it. Some people can't. It's a spectrum. It can be like you got trauma because of rats. Yes. When you was a kid rats climbed on your shoulders and now you see rats you out because it brings you back to that. That happens to so many different people you don't know what people's triggers are. Will Smith's wife gets fucked by other people. Allegedly, allegedly. We basically we broke up. And then what did you do Jada? I think from there as time went on I got into a different kind of entanglement. Can we say has has gotten fucked by other people, right? Allegedly, allegedly. While he sits there and does nothing about it. He's at a show. His wife is getting banged on verbally while he sits there and does nothing about it. Why did you have to start with the first part? That's the only thing that matters. That's the only thing that matters. The only thing that matters is other people have sex with Will Smith's wife. Right? Just saying it makes you go, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. But do you think if he was there impulse control? Do you think if he was there and watched his wife has sex I think he would have reacted the same way? He's been on the property, I'm sure. I think he's been on the property. Protecting black women to me or just protecting women period is being the best man that you can possibly be. Yes. So we can keep those emotions in check. You know what I mean? Going to therapy yourself. You know what I mean? Don't let your wife get fucked by everybody. Dealing with your own rage. That's how you protect women really. To me. You know what I mean? Because we're not creating a safe space. And communicating to your wife that it makes you furious that other people fuck her. And if you don't communicate that to your wife. We're focusing on that. Because that is the way the thing is. That's the only thing that matters here. How do we know that haven't happened? What do you mean? What? She'll get in her ship lasted, right? I don't know. The anal open marriage. That's crazy. Yo. That's crazy. Yo, the culture, man. What culture is that? What culture is that? Am I near this culture? I don't want that culture. Fuck all that. My wife. Keep my wife's name. More than name. Your mouth. All I heard in this conversation was exactly why Kendrick Lamar made that record. Yes. Stop fucking my wife. I see here Andrew saying the reason why he got smacked. That's it. He can't take other people fucking his wife, which is reasonable. Yes. It's a reasonable thing to not be able to pay. I don't even know what you're saying is true. But this is the point. Chris ain't got nothing to do with that. So what is he doing? Taking his pain out. He's projecting pain on somebody else. He probably said something exactly with somebody online so that he wanted to smack them. What Chris said had nothing to do with sex. What Chris said had nothing to do with somebody sleeping with his wife. I don't know why you keep bringing that up on the fucking podcast. Leave Jada alone. Could you get out the way? Yes. Leave Jada alone neighborhood. No. Leave Jada alone. She's a married woman. Stay away from her, yo. Come on, man. But I still feel like if Will seen that happen, I think he would have reacted and probably smacked the person that was having sex with his wife. Just like if you're talking junk about his wife. Come on, what you think is worse? Right, go. Y'all doing a lot of hypotheticals because what if they have an understanding? Ain't no such thing. Will Smith supposed to have his own. I got to share a car with somebody else. I got to share a car. I'm not judging nobody else's relationship. They got a different level of money. They've been together a long time. By the way, that's the new thing, right? There's so many people having these non-traditional relationships. You know what I mean? You sleep with this person, I sleep with that person. Non-traditional marriages. That's what I'm saying. That new shit different. Why y'all married, bro? You're rich. You don't need health care. I got to share my car with you, bro. Some people in relationships love each other, but they just know their weaknesses. Why lie to a person? Maybe I do want to be with you, but I still want to be with other people. And they also have kids together. Will's supposed to have his own. That's Will Smith. He's got to have his own house, his own car. He's got to have his own lady. How we get here? We're talking about the Heart Part 5. All he did was one deep fake on Will Smith. How are we back talking about Will Smith or Jay? And why Chris Rock didn't get a deep fake? Chris Rock deserves a deep fake. That's the one he went through. Let's pay some bills, man. Most in cars. Did you ever feel like you're always on? 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And the first one I did with this rapper named Osmond Benjamin. Madfly. I want y'all generation to stop calling it mixtapes. Well, it is. No, it's not. What is it? A mixtape was an actual mix on a tape. Y'all have playlists. I'm telling you, the first person that brands something playlist is going to change the culture because it's not mixtapes in here. I'm not. I don't even know why we say that. It sounds good, but it's not mixtapes. Original music though. Playlists is music that's already put out. Well mixtapes, they had mixtapes that are original music. Charlotte, if you think about it, if you think about it, bro, that wasn't even tape. Even tape was something that you tape on a wall. Like, that wasn't tape. That wasn't a tape. I see. I came back in half plain. That's what he's playing. You know what I'm saying? That's what he loses. It's like, okay. It's funny when it's real. That's what you're playing. That's what Joe. He's playing. Who made that a tape? He's playing. Yeah, that's what Joe. He's playing. Nonetheless, make sure y'all guys stream it on Audio Mac. You know, it's great. My dad produced it. Yeah. Your dad produced all the music? That's fine. Yes. Because there was a mix tape for the original music, though. Mixed CDE. That's what the whole Wu kid was doing with G-Unit. That's what K-Slade was doing with Diplomatch. God bless you, dad. That's what Drama was doing with Wayne and GZ. It's not a playlist, though. You said what? It's not a playlist, though. So let's just call it a tape. It's not a tape. But what is it? Can you tell me? It's a playlist. That's what I'm saying. The person who comes up with the right term for it is going to change the culture. Are they new songs? So these songs haven't been released? Yeah. So it's an album? Yeah. But it's only four songs, four skits. So it's like, I interview the artists based off our interviews, we make music about the shit we talked about. So with Ozzy and we were just talking about how like black people are really gods and like we don't really know our worth because media tries to distract us from really doing the work. Okay. We talk about like our ego can be our enemy and like just the things that we value. So in between it's like song and then like a skit from the interview. Okay. And then a song and a skit for the interview. So it's like you're supposed to take something away from it. Go get that pretty moody ball you won NYLA produced by her pops. I heard one record. That one record was hard. Which one? The one you sent me. Oh, 25th hour. 25th hour. The God hour. Yeah. That was hard. Shit we won't care about next week. Pete Davidson finally joked about Kanye. What'd you think? Get out the way. Are you allowed to judge other comedians jokes? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Of course. I thought it was great that he talked about it. He deserves to. Like your comment. Oh that's his. Yeah. This guy was making fun of you. You finally on your platform, the place where you're your best and you're your funniest. You damn well sure should joke about it. Good for you. I like seeing him stand up on it. Yeah. Stand up for yourself. This is great. That's true. He just won't say nothing about it at all. I think he would win if he won't say nothing about it at all. No. You don't even acknowledge it? Don't even acknowledge it, man. Just let it be. See the difference? I don't know. More power though. I think he should because this is a perfect time to capitalize. Anything with Kanye and Kim is free promotion. I mean it's not like Pete need the promotion but I just think when you're a comedian, the beauty about being a comedian, your content will always come off fun. You know what I'm saying? It's always going to make people laugh. It ain't like fucking Kanye content. I'm a B.P. Davidson ass when I see him, it's like, oh, you mad. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Well, he wasn't trying to be funny. That's my point. That's the point. Yeah. That's my point. It's hard to be a rapper and convey how you really feel. It's also hard to be angry at someone who's being funny. Yeah. That's right. If you actually funny, it's hard to be angry. Yeah. I mean, yeah. You know when I beat people up, the dude arguing back with me, I'm like, all right. Yeah. Oh, you mad. I'm going to fuck you up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If Chris Rock's joke about Jada was funnier, none of this would be an issue. This just wasn't that funny. That's why he got smacked. Yeah. It was a waste of a joke because if that's going to be the reaction. Yeah. Let me give you one. Let me give you one. Let me give you one. Let me give you one. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. They will laugh at you. Like there's no story. Like we skimmed past the joke to get to the slap. Yeah. You know? She should have said like Jada loved the month of August. You know what I'm saying? Why? I don't fucking know. I'm just saying. She thinks a good one. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, I'd rather that joke better than what he said. What is August at? Oh. But it should have been something that you just said a random collection of words But it should have been something that people remember if you're gonna go out you got it you got It has to be something people remember. They gotta be able to quote the joke You gotta be able to quote the joke and you got to remember that we need when you in those moments Yeah, by the way since everything is since always always cameras and shit is always on you got to prepare for stuff like When you find it like Dave's your pal when he got tackled. He had some shit ready to go Yeah, that line was hilarious. He was he was thank God that dude was clumsy That's the first thing he said right after you got tackled a dude kind of fell down I'll say what everybody's thinking right Dave goes was that a transgender? Getting it get back And then will then Chris came on yeah said something simple, but that's another thing That was the top of everybody's mind when you saw that situation Yes, great comedy you get to call out everybody's thinking that's why I'm so shocked that Chris hasn't spoken about it yet It's like you have this golden opportunity where everybody in the audience is thinking about the exact same It might be a lawsuit, but everybody else is thinking about the exact same time like that's where comedy is magical And you get to call it out all he's cooking up and you know, you know He don't want to see a room and he's got a set that he's working on He's got a set that he's out there doing like would you like would you you probably would I would a lot of stuff off the Rift not even that like I like talking about like, you know stuff that's in the zeitgeist like what do we all care about? What do we all talk for me? That's the most real that comedy can be right and like because if you have your bits and all that stuff That's put out, which is great. I love creating and crafting a bit over fucking money And even years and like making it, you know, it's perfect as possibly can't don't get me wrong But nothing is as magical as having a bit that also happens to be on the tip of everybody's tongue And it's yours and it's yours and sometimes you have a bit you've already worked on and then something comes back into the news And then you get to tell that joke again But it feels so fresh because everybody in the audience there then on a sudden comedy is like this real moment people care And you've delivered this piece so you have the opportunity to do that fucking I told y'all about Chris I'm just gonna wait and I'm gonna do a nice little nine-minute set Get it down get that 20 million And I'm gonna get I'm gonna do this nine-minute set and that's it like Addressing the situation. What happened? That's true. That's it like you know, that's true And they would pay crazy money for it could be nine minutes if everybody would flock and Netflix would do it Yeah, yeah, you're a problem with motherfuckers. They want to give away all that content. Yeah, I'm sorry Listen for starting that I think you would give that away Not if you could get a check if never let y'all give you 20 million Oh You want to see what I just not said tape I meant tape your mouth. What the fuck is tape? I don't know It's fucking you said tape and that's tape. Are they spelled the same? Yeah, you have to do wax is look inside the cassette You know those that uh that tape that comes out of the cassette That's the tape is sticky. Yes, man. It's tape. It's just like it's like it's not tape is not just sticky Tape is film tape. You know what I mean reels is tape. It's film like this cassettes is tape Oh, because it's in the circle. Yeah, all it's issue. So it's your comedy show was the first comedy show I ever went to Oh, really? Yeah, and you have fun man. I had a great don't like you, bro, huh? Nothing Hey, what happened? She said I was our first comedy show she ever went to I just like nobody bring her a date Like where do guys take me now? Anyway, where do y'all know? That's the kind of dates you that's how you impress the girl when she come to New York. Let's just go to Harlem Don't go no way this It sounds like it, but it's cool. Um Yeah, you did you have fun at the show? Yes. No, I had a great time at the show And I was gonna what I was gonna say is that um, it was really cool How diverse it was and how everybody got made fun of pretty much like it was like It was like like I was nervous like oh god. What is he gonna say? What is he gonna say? But it was nothing that Like it was cool to see everybody laugh together. I don't ever see that many people all Lally, who's the we's behind a lady that got up and made her the girlfriend leave. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, but one of the legends stayed for a little bit she did She stayed after I see her stumping them off. I was like, oh, yeah, but that's fire. I made you break up I'm very proud of that Yeah That the fact that we have everybody here and I actually think that that Helps us all laugh at all the jokes because you know those people are in the room I don't want to tell jokes about a type of people aren't there because it feels a little icky laughing about But when you know that they're there, it actually makes it easier laugh because you look over. We've been Like it's all good Yeah, uh, did we see dr. Strange too not yet, man. Wow. You saw it. Alex. What you thought? I thought it was really good. I thought it was really good too. Why are people hating? I saw a couple of comments here and there, you know what I mean? I mean, I think marvel's getting a little bit too busy for the casual viewer. What does that mean busy? Um, it's getting real comic booky So it's a lot of things that you know actually happen in like dr. Strange comics Like even if you watched the last spider man, that was very true to spider man You know, um, and this one is very true to dr. Strange and it's just a lot going on The only my only Right with the movie is I wish they didn't reveal anything in the trailer You felt like you knew too much going way too much. They shouldn't have told us about the alumina naughty They shouldn't have told us who was in the alumina. They shouldn't have done that. I should have just been like, oh, shit Like they shouldn't have told us nothing. We shouldn't have started nothing. We shouldn't have heard professor x boys. We shouldn't have saw Peggy Carter shield none of that We should have just Went to the movie saw it and we'd all been freaking out about that scene because that was a great scene But the story within the movie was good. It was engaging. You were oh, yeah I enjoyed the story. I enjoyed the story very much and i'm also, um, i'm only also concerned about The stakes don't seem as high when people die Because of the multiverse, yeah You know what i'm saying Like when a character when a when a when a character dies on screen in a movie It means something because they don't really do that like oh, shit like You know when tony stalks died in in-game, you're like fuck Now that you know, this might be another tony stalks out there. It's like, eh And could they bring that tony stark back into a different universe? Absolutely. That's guaranteed to happen. They did that to ann viv No No, that's guaranteed They did Multiverse But it's definitely gonna happen because in the comics Those things called incursions incursions are when universes crash into each other. Okay So you already know earth 616 is going to crash into some universe and that's how they're going to bring X-men and fantastic for and everybody else into the fold Yeah, mixed thing that is a good point though about death doesn't mean the same thing anymore and That's difficult now because Death is what creates those like gut wrenching moments. Yes, man Like that makes you want to fucking cry and the idea of loss is terrifying So if you remove all stakes from everything It kind of destroys the whole Plot of every movie. Yeah Yeah, they had to die in boys in the hook, you know, exactly. Yeah, that was needed We wouldn't have loved it. We wouldn't have loved it if Ricky would have came back as me You know what I mean? Yeah, Ricky have lived and played football. It wouldn't have been the same Ricky had to die Um, since you won't care about next week mma fighter blames herpes outbreaks on loss. I said, it's hilarious Yeah, it's hilarious until you actually do some research It realized that you know herpes does cause fatigue Invited all from loss Huh? Oh, I'm saying like I don't know like when he was talking about a bunch of different reasons What are you saying, buddy? Hey, what are you saying? Like herpes outbreak because he lost No, yeah play But what what do you hold on to? I'm about to launch this nft that's going to change the fight game And I put in 30 all-nighters before that fight at herpes before that fight two outbreaks in the span of a week I'm here. I'm healthy. Let's go. Whatever. He said he was up working on his nfts for 30 whatever So that's acid fatigue. Then he had two herpes outbreaks Fuck herpes. I looked at I know I looked it up this morning herpes fucking causes fatigue and body aches Who ain't got herpes anybody want to talk seriously? Well lax when you beat up that guy in the elevator when he made fun of you Did you feel fatigued that day? Did you feel tired or anything like that? I do a lot of push-ups. I don't think I'm fatigued You know, I haven't feeling kind of tired lately, but I don't think it's gonna herpes Anybody here got herpes that means it's one in what three one is it one in two or one in three? It was two four six six people in here, right? So two people got herpes Nylon tailored Out of here in these streets. He's too young. Would y'all admit if y'all had it? I wouldn't admit it Because it it is show. I mean you can't hide. Yeah, you can't hide it. It's gonna be there It's gonna be there. Would you admit if you had it now? I don't know I don't think so. What do you don't think? You have to you have to is no way you could be out here dealing with anybody without letting them know you have herpes And everybody got the best friend Oh, you meant admit it to a partner or admit it right here on the podcast. I don't think you're doing Yeah, the partner for sure Only if they commit to you like if it looks like somebody that's going to be with you for the rest of your life Bro, what about when they stand? I mean, honestly, if I have herpes, I probably want to Oh, wait, it's not curable, right? It's not. No, but they said you can I guess you can have sex during outbreaks before between outbreaks No, that too for sure. I know Oh, you know What just happens What if you if between it in between it you you can't get it if the other person don't have the outbreak Yeah, I've never had an std nor do I want one. Me neither, bro. Same You are a liar. I had a yeast infection We can't hear you on the mic That don't mean come to the mic. We just said Can we do some asking The fucking men No, because we've lived the last podcast it sounded crazy. You mean listen to it I was listening. It's not you can't even hear at all. All right guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because I need to tell you all about Squarespace. Okay, if you have a business you need to place online for it and Squarespace has got your back You want to build a website? Squarespace has got your back. Okay, Squarespace makes it easy for creators to monetize their content And expertise in a way that fits their brand. 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This guy Taylor is guys I gotta see this guy's nft though. That's about to change again nft. They probably got mad bumps all over Nfts ain't worth shit But people should have known that yeah, it's only what you give the value. It's only what you give value to um That the the vj. Dougal says would you want dc or marvel to buy your graphic novel or stay independent? Um, we building our own. You know what I'm saying? Oh, really? Yeah, it's a w a a w a is a company. It's a comic book company. Um, it's created by my man bill Jamas bill used to be the president of marvel, you know what I'm saying? So it's just like though Okay, yeah, you're you're best to be in business with like. Yeah, you're good And he's just wanted like that's what you do, right? You you you with a company You learn the ins and outs and then you take that expertise your own thing. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, I'm I like I like awa's uh Business bottles. So I think that's smart. We'll be put the vindicators will be out The graphic novel dark storm will be out soon But the vindicators will definitely be out uh the fall the vindicators comic book with awa to be out Definitely in the fall with my man kevin kevin grievel Uh, what else we got alex What else we got? Oh taylor, I'm sorry Uh, mate. Oh, this is a good one. Mate in three says how much are you supposed to fight for a woman you love? If she's ready to leave. Oh fantastic question. God damn, bro It all depends on if you did it to make her leave. Oh, that's true If you did nothing to make you try to leave your ass, what you fighting for? What you fighting for? Yeah, you can't make someone love you, but if you did something fucked up Yeah, that's making it you better fight bro. That's on you. Yeah, you need more I need more context if she's ready to leave then she's just out. Yeah, she's she's had enough There's nothing you can do like yeah, you did something for that. I think you could try to get it back You gotta do I think you should all right if you Buy bags whatever the fuck she like they might not care about material That's what I'm saying. None of that matters with emotional damage, man When you put in a time on a girl and you break her heart like that. She don't care what emotional material stuff you buy Tell us nila, how much you like you you definitely got to attempt if she responds to you Then there's something there, but if she completely blocks you then it's even if she say what motherfucker Yeah, even if she says what motherfucker a response means there's a chance Yeah, when when they go cold, it's cold. It's cold. Yeah Um, are there more legs or eyeballs in the world? What's up, man? This includes all land, sea and air animals My daughter came to meet other day and was like this is about a month ago. Are there more doors or tires in the world? Oh, yeah, we had that discussion. Yeah Let's see wheels and we spent three hours First I'm like, hell is she talking about then I'm like, what is it more wheels, right? No, it's more doors. No, I think I think it will House doors doors They'll got a circle on it a grocery store every one of them carts. That's right. Yeah motorcycles cars Hot wheels This is what I think is we got sneakers with wheels on them. That's right skates Like yes my luggage that will I think it's way more wheels in the world No, because it's only people build high. So buildings have a lot of doors. It got wheels on every single one of them On doors There's a knob No, that's not a wheel A knob not a wheel. Yeah, but most of the world doesn't build high all cities A lot of doors. I hear you but yo, there's a lot of doors in But what about this one? It's more wheels in this room How you figure because there's two doors. There's four wheels on alex's chair More than five shifts two four six eight on his chair. Oh, it's a oh my bad I only counted four. So it's eight wheels on his chair. It's two doors in here. There's more wheels in here It's more wheels in the world. I think so now what about this eyeballs? Legs or eyeballs you counted me There's three legs. It might be kind of tied with legs and eyeballs because it's two Yeah, but the animals that got four legs But then there's probably some weird insects See animals got no legs and the majority of animals I think are in the sea So it's eyes Okay, what else what else t what else let's get one more tail again Jesus christ I know definitely eyes because flies have two eyes and Each with thousands of eyes within them. Oh, this is a good one. Here's move 87. Okay. What will we do if we caught dudu herm getting pegged? I mean I don't even know what that is You what would you do now if you were getting paid? I'm just curious what sound he would make That's a lie. That's cat first of all the first thing I would think is The first thing I would think is because I look stupid the first thing I would think is wax is a bottom Yeah, but also the sounds like how do you think you would sound if you were getting pegged big grunts? Yeah, like what like? Listen, I look stupid jerking off that's why I don't go off no more I look in the mirror pitching me getting fucking smashed. Yeah, dude You would look so cool What would you do walked in to start doing herm getting pegged? Who even put this up? I would just mind my business probably start talking to you through it. Why? How you feel all right, baby, you got this you got this back Well, me I'm pulling up my phone. Okay. I ain't heard none of y'all say that y'all need to be saying yet I am recording this. I just don't want to miss it. Yeah. I'm not now. I'm recording. Okay. I'll watch it back later with everybody Matter of fact, we do a live show I think it's time for a bird in his life It's gonna be packed If they can see my ball spot and some dumb shit like that, oh man, you'd still have your hat on dude I didn't I got that Jesse Wayne's dick in them. Now. Do you think it is blocked knocked off? I think that they're I think they're pegging you missionary. I don't think it's your bent door Yeah, I think you're on your back Holy shit As always if you watch this podcast you think we're smart you think we're brilliant You're absolutely correct. If you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening