 Nobel Studmuffin Dudley Hirschbach is a 1986 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry. Blanky Dark-Eyed Dudley is a former varsity football player. He likes ballroom dancing, Ben Franklin, and writing poetry. Please give a win-a-date welcome to Dudley Hirschbach. Okay, one program has a special picture of Albert Einstein combing his hair. If you've won this, you've won a date with a Nobel Laureate. Come up and claim your prize. I never win this thing, Dave. Why did you lie? She was really happy to see him. That looked very painful.