The Partisans - Natural Love

When fighting about gay marriage, let's us henceforth avoid saying a lifelong bond between a man and woman is particularly "natural."

By Andy Cobb
http://twitter.com/#!/AndyCobb
Produced by Jeph Porter, Michael Damanskis, and Meghan O'Brien
http://twitter.com/#!/jephporter
http://twitter.com/#!/MikeDamanskis

It's true. They share 99 percent of our DNA, and they f like bunnies wish they could f when they're having f-ing contests.

Our closest living relatives are to f-ing what beavers are to building dams--specialists with a passion that looks a lot like pleasure. So, you rarely see our closest genetic relatives in zoos, their cages quickly deteriorate into a non-stop scat-enthusiast free-free-for-all f-fest that traumatizes children and seniors. That's God's Perfect Creature for you, untouched by culture.

These so-called "hippie chimps" reap all sorts of benefits from the practice of nonstop chimp f-ery in lieu of marriage. They don't have wars, they have strong familial bonds, and everybody gets laid.

So from now on, before you point a steely finger of judgment at another person's "naturalness," smell those fingers. Do they smell like the inside of another person? If not, you may need to be more natural.

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• Release date

  • 6/28/11

• Running time

  • 1:11

• Show

  • The Partisans

• Season

  • 1

• Episode

  • 27

• Actor

  • Andy Cobb

• Director

  • Jeph Porter

• Producers

  • Jeph Porter
  • Mike Damanskis

• Writer

  • Andy Cobb

• Category

  • Comedy
  • News

• License

  • Standard YouTube License