 Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready to lose my virginity. Oh my god! Hey, what's up you guys? Yes. We've done two of these videos in the past. I don't know why people keep asking us to do them. I mean, I get it. They're silly. They're funny. I feel terrible the entire time. I'm not even good at it. I laugh the whole time. But like, let's maybe take a break from some beauty and dog videos for a second. Just for one week. Then we'll be back to it. We got some hot stuff cooking in the makeup fridge. No, we don't. In the makeup oven. Easy bake makeup. Easy make oven. I'm ready to feel immense amounts of guilt for this. You guys literally tweet us every day for this video. We call out sick. Or, you know, we call into places that we don't work at and we just tell them we can't come to work tomorrow. And that's it. Give them a reason why. That's it. That's it. What about Subway? Should I call Subway? Yeah. Hi, this is Tim. I recently got hired at this location. I just wanted to call in because I won't be able to make it tomorrow. My Fitbit thinks I should rest. And I'm not going to cross that. I don't think I should come in tomorrow. So I'm going to need to get someone to cover for me. Are you sure? Is it our worst location? It's me, Tim. Hello? Tim with the Fitbit. Hello? Yes, hi. Uh-huh. Hi. Yes, it's Tim. We had a conversation. I had like four Fitbits on at once. And one of them is just like, don't go to work. I just want to listen to it. Thinks I should rest. Uh, just hold on one second please. With the Fitbit. She could at least give you some hold music. She just said. She could give me a hold music. She set the phone down in the meet. Just flopped it in the mail. I'm going to pick it up out of the mail. Hello? Hello? Hi, yes, I'd like to place an order for takeout. Oh. Oh, yeah, I can't work tomorrow. I'm sorry? My Fitbit, Tim, thinks I should rest. I'm thinking. Did I just hung up? You didn't need to make it go on that long. I just want everyone to understand that you shouldn't take Fitbit recommendations lightly. If it says take days off of work, don't work. It's not the worst advice. Oh my goodness. Hi, it's Erica. I just got hired the other day. And I got exciting news. I might be getting a horse tomorrow. So I'm actually, I gotta... No, it's Erica. Yeah. And I worked there. I'm just at odds. No, it's that one. It's the one you're at. And I just, I can't come to work tomorrow because I gotta go meet my horse that I might get tomorrow. Is it? Okay, but I'm just, I'm really excited to meet my horse. So I just wanted to let you know. But I don't know if I'm going to get him yet. I might not. He's expensive. You had it with your shit. I'm going to cry my eyelashes off. I'm so bad at this. It started ringing and I started laughing. Hi, this is Daniel. I actually was recently hired at this pizza hut and I'm just calling because tomorrow I'm going to have to take the day off of work because tomorrow is the day that I'm going to decide if I want a piercing or not. If you want what? A piercing. It's going to be my first one. It's kind of a big deal. All of my sisters have one. They think it's cool. But I think tomorrow I'm just going to dedicate the entire day, morning to nighttime to make that decision. Hello? What the heck dude? It's a big day for me. Hi, this is Dan. I was recently hired as one of your employees and I'm not going to be able to make it in tomorrow. Oh, that's my middle name. Sorry. My name's Adam. Sorry. That's also my middle name. It's Jeffrey. My name's Jeffrey. It's Jessica. So tomorrow I can't come into work because unfortunately I was on this quest to become this hairless goddess. You're breaking up a little bit. So sorry. So I'm on a quest to become a hairless goddess. And I've nared my whole body and I have excruciating. I worked there. I was hired a few weeks back. I was wondering if you leave a note for the manager. I won't be able to make it in tomorrow. It's a weird situation. Yeah. No, I work there. But I can't make it into work tomorrow. It seems that... I don't have it then. Oh, sorry. That's my middle name. The manager calls me by my middle name. That's why I said that. Are you sure? That's the coolest thing. I didn't have much to lean on it. I know. It's Jessica. I can't come into work tomorrow. I just want to let you know. I'm going to have to eat lunch. Okay. Yeah. I mean, you know, I don't know how I'm supposed to work. Like through the middle of the day, like I'm going to eat food. Like I got to be home, you know? And it just dawned on me. Like we're just slaving away, working all day, but like I got to eat. Jessica, just I wanted to let you know I'm not going to be able to come into work tomorrow because I'm on the path to enlightenment and I am going to open my third every day from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. Jessica Natalie. I'm going to get in trouble with that girl. You're calling these boutique shops that have like three employees. Yeah. That's like where I used to work. I used to get prank called all the time. Hey. It's Jessica. Um, I actually, I just wanted to let you know I'm not going to be able to come into work tomorrow because I've, I've literally been nine months pregnant for nine months and tomorrow's the day. Nail tech. And also I sleep sweet the floors and I'm organized the nail polishes on occasion. But I'm having a baby tomorrow and keeping a secret from everyone. Place of employment. I'm going to, I'm going to name a, yeah, Barry's going to be our mascot. Are you excited for my baby? I'll bring him in. He's going to be cute and little. We can squish him. Squish him? What? We can squish him? It's Jessica. I'm not going to be able to come into work tomorrow. I just want to let you know because I'm going to be trying out for American Idol. I work there. I'm auditioning tomorrow. It's the big day. I've been practicing. I'm going to sing September by Earthwind. Are you calling the right place? Yeah, for sure. Can I call? Yeah. No, Jessica. And I'm going to sing. Ha, ha, ha. This is Tim. You recently hired me as a busser and I'm just calling because I can't make it to work tomorrow. It turns out I told my mom that I worked at a Thai restaurant and she said, quote, it's pad time to stop. Yeah, but just... It's pad time to stop it is what they said. So if you could just relay that message. Tim, T-Y-M. What is wrong with you? It's Jessica. I just wanted to let you know that I can't come into work tomorrow because I actually have to do my taxes. So I'm going to be doing my own taxes instead of other people's. Jessica? Yeah. You don't have to work that? Yeah. No, I'm going to be doing my taxes all day tomorrow. So... Can't come in. No, I work there and I can't come in to work because I'm going to be crunching the nubs. I guess just... I'll see you the day after tomorrow. You know? You want to come in the day after tomorrow, yeah? No, no, no, no. I'll be in to work on Friday, but not tomorrow because I'm going to be doing the maths tomorrow. Okay. I wanted to make sure that you were having a good day. Thanks so much. I'm going to cry. That's so sweet. Thanks. I hope the same for you. You're very welcome. Okay. Talk to you later. We can't do this anymore. This is... She was so sweet. She was an angel. It's like taxing. Our blocks start hiring angels. There's no customer service in any company that I've seen that is that nice? Yeah, this video is incredibly juvenile. It's not going to help you with your life in any way. But you guys continue to request this and for the most part people are very good sports. That's out to our lady from H&R Block. She is such a queen. She is my queen. I want her to be on the podcast. I wish. I really wish. Maybe we could find her and have her Skype in for a second. That's it. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. This is Jessica and Daniel tuning out. Pad time to stop. You're not forgiven for that. You're never forgiven for that. Over time, time heals all. Are we having that for dinner tonight? It heals her to walk in. Yeah. Yes, we're having Pad time to stop. Get out! Correct. Could you please leave? No. Could you please leave? It's the Cinderella backstory this week on the book club. It's about the day that Cinderella planned her luncheon outside but it rained and then had to cancel the whole fucking thing. And the book club starts. Tune in next time on Meerkat. We'll be live.