Knicks megafan Edgar Allan Poe visits the Brooklyn Nets at the Barclays. 10/17/12
"A Russian ship in the Brooklyn Navy Yard there,
But like Derrick Coleman, I barely care.
Are Knicks fans really getting caught in these Nets?
It's not Black and White, you'll soon not forget.
It feels good to start anew,
But Joe Johnson was scared to be our 2.
Disappeared in the playoffs against Avery Bradley,
Wonder why the Hawks wanted to trade him so badly.
Snook Lopez still can't rebound the ball,
How you gonna average 6 boards when you 7 feet tall?
Kris Humphries is good for only a few weeks,
Can't wait 'til Kim and Kanye get front row seats.
And with Dwight Shaq'ing up in LA,
Don't leave MSG to see their off-off-Broadway play.
Deron Williamsburg will just be a fad,
Brooklyn's got a New Jersey, but it still smells pretty bad."
Written by and Starring Alexis Pereira
Directed and Edited by Meseret Haddis