 We're done thinking about birds. You have a favorite bird You walked right into that one. Hey, welcome back to our stupid director, dude. It's some Corbett. That's pretty good Today we're doing some stand up That's what he does. It's by Kana Gilt Who's the guy that did the time pass better be funny? Remember like remember that I do yeah, like time pass. Well, we've read your writing and it is time pass. Yeah Very funny guy. Yeah, we've had seriously I don't think we've had one stand-up comedian that we've thought tanked. Yeah Well, there's ones we didn't get there were a couple we didn't get but there hasn't been anybody we watched and said not funny Frickin hilarious really really good ones. This one's got by kind of gill relationships Traps and black heads Keep it real. That's what it's called. I like it You ever had a significant other pop a black head on you. Yeah, that's disgusting. No, and I love to do that It's not something significant other because yes Cindy my very first serious relationship She would have been like me. It was like And yeah, no, I That's gross especially my kids if my kids had had a zit and I love poppins Here we go I'm beginning to get it slightly because I feel like every relationship is like a delicately balanced game of Jenga And the longer you've been dating the higher that pile is But when you fight you start pulling stuff up It's a dangerous game because when the fight starts it's always about what has just happened. Okay. How could you just say that? Well, because two weeks ago Remember this statement We're playing the remembering game six months ago Well, yeah, how about eight years ago 16 years ago before your point When you don't know logic, you're like, you know what? Fuck you That's fine start with logic and reason but end with fuck you That's what's left. My friend cited me. That's all this step. I'm like, I don't have problem with you And I'm like, hey, fuck you there Why would you fuck you right there? But when I find that government is different because she's saying stuff to me she married me and I feel that fuck you Coming from deep inside like acidity From that you wait You wait for this fuck Why is this slowly in my throat? It comes to you but then sorry No, I mean fuck you I'm saying sorry Because that's what love is It's a series of sorries that mean She tells me all the time. She's like, I can't you just tell me what you think Because then you would leave me. Let's just keep it that way when you start getting a relationship That's the one you don't leave me But real love is where will you go? Good for long enough. You become co-dependent you go from two separate interesting people and you become one boring person Because your personality is cancel out loves to travel plus hates to travel equals travel sometimes angry So we have different interests I expect I respect that she loves traveling. I hate it I love metal love metal grow up listening to metal she won't listen Two years So even decided we need to take an interest in each other's things and the way we do that is if one person is to me The other person do something. They don't want it must be a trap I'll give you an example of a really good trap when you should like go to come to my friends wedding in a month I was like of course why not? No radio silence on that for one month the day before the wedding. She was like, hey, by the way, it's in Nepal Well played It's not like we don't do anything together. We recently went out for something called handwriting analysis Like I looked at my handwriting. He's like, oh, sir, you are very good I'm like, how do you know that because it came here The relationship like I learned I had blackheads Didn't even know what blackheads were but now I know they exist. I have them If you don't know what blackheads are there are small black things on your nose that only women can see And depending on how much they like you they'll put you in a headlock and Remove them This is basically an act of marking territory Some other girls use your body like, hey, what a cute guy. Oh shit It's good. He's funny man. Yep. He's very unique delivery about him to good writing. Yeah, he has he has a voice that that It it's very unique and it lends itself to a good punchline. Yeah, it does. He can go that's very Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess He speaks English so that Probably helps. Yeah, but you're right that the the big There's a lot of factors that go into being a good stand-up comedian and one of them is your delivery both in How listenable your voice is how genuine you sound and also the time your timing the timing on when you say your Comedians have iconic voices like John Mulaney. Yeah has an iconic voice. Yeah Uh Robin has many I thought yes, he does Indeed Billy Crystal would be one of he has a very iconic voice Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. Yeah, probably the most. Yeah Yeah, Ellen's got come on. Yeah So there's a lot he has a very great unique voice that suits itself for stand-up and great writing. Yeah, very funny stuff You're blackheads. Oh Yeah, I ever had them. I don't think I've ever had yeah I had a mostly when I was a teenager. I don't think I've ever had one. Yeah I remember and it was oddly enough. Yes, it was girls It was Donna Denise who Donna Denise were my step-sisters by reason of a common-law marriage My dad never legally married the lady who was my step-mom gotcha It was with her for seven years and she had two daughters from a previous relationship who were two years my seniors So when I was starting high school, they were juniors and I was living with them on a Gora And so they were like, hey, come here. Let me And they actually I had a blackhead remover. You can buy a blackhead remover Gross. Yeah. Oh, that's just their fun when you do it though. No, I mirror and I they come out It's like a little little rivulet of warm light ribbony white stuff. I've never I never really had acne Let me I've had a couple zits here and there sure me too But yeah, I never had serious acne. My brother had bad Growing up. I think my younger brother has some he had for a while some bad acne Do you get your face screwed up and you have to shave? Do you get razor burn? No, okay. That's yeah. See I I'm thankful. I love shaving. It feels like scratching an inch It never I hate shaving because I feel naked when I oh, yeah, I love shaving But I there's a lot of a lot of men who every time they shave it just screws their face I'm wondering if it's because I've never I mean, I'm gonna sound weird. I've never like washed my face I don't wash my face. You know like some people like at that And I've never done that me too. Obviously. Oh, that's funny when I'm in the bath It's all over but I don't purposefully unless I've had makeup on I'm wondering if it's just because my pores are so clogged already Nothing else can get in there. Actually. I've had compliments on my skin Yeah, and part of that's because I don't put stuff on my face You know and the only time I really ever wash my face is after I've had makeup on because of something I've done acting wise. Yeah, then I wash my face. Yeah, but other than that. I'm with you I don't put soap or anything. I always had very dry skin On your hands everywhere. Oh really dry skin even if I was a baby Well, this was wasn't this exhilarating conversation, but he's a very funny comedian very funny comedian more from him And many other comedians we do love a good stand up So let us know who else we should back to and what other sets we should react to down below I