 Ladies and gentlemen, I just found out that NBA 2K20 has a mobile app. Did y'all notice information? I'm just finding this out. Yo, I knew they had that MyMBA2K app, the one where you do your face scan and play those minigames to get VC in the actual game. I did not know they had an actual app. And look at this, look at this. And on top of that is literally ranked number one in sports. So I wasted $6 to find out how good or bad this app truly is. Welcome to NBA 2K20. The first thing you'll need to do is god damn turn the music down. Look, look, they got different head presets. Let's go with the little chubby guy. Skin tone, dark as s***. Thickness, maximum. I don't know how good the graphics look, but just in terms of the customization, holy. This game is $6, man. Have you ever met a dark skin man with blue eyes? What the f*** is on the back of his head? What is that? If I had to guess, I'm not gonna lie to you, it does look like the 2K11 engine. Controller tutorial. Push the left stick in any direction to move. The right side is dribbling. I mean, it's basically like a regular controller. I'm so perplexed right now. 2K, how do you expect me to move the left stick, but then also to click the sprint button? That's horrible configuration. We're on the main menu. They got plenty of different modes. The association, play now, expected. They have an NBA story mode. Run the streets, which looks like the park. And my career. I don't even know what you're gonna go with. So I'm gonna go with the story mode first. This is it? This is the story? All right, let's play like the easiest one. I'm not trying to get sauce out of you. Call for the screen. And here's the challenge. I'm gonna move there. Boom, dribble, dribble move. Do a dribble, do a dribble move, bro. I clicked the button three times. Do the move. Oh, it's not a button. It's a right stick. It's running smooth. My phone's not feeling like it's on fire. But this is like the 2K11, 2K10 engine for a fact. I know it when I see it. Jump. Oh my God. Okay, let's see if I can do a momentum dribble. I have it with the right hand. No, no. Damn it, man. Shoot, shoot. He's shot from you, mother. The problem with playing on mobile is that when you get angry, you're breaking your phone. Have we considered that? When I get angry playing PS4, I just whip. And I'm fine. It's a $60 solution to that. But on mobile, this is an iPhone. I'm not buying another iPhone because I have another one right there that I'm not using. All right, I'm not going to continue this because I would rather lick paint. All right, we're creating our player. I'm going to go with point guard. They got archetypes in the game. Okay, let's go playmaker. This is so cute. This is like an anime. All right, so now that we missed all of that, let's just assume he had like a disappointing college career and now he's trying to prove his way into the NBA and like every my career story. And for some reason, 2K still thinks the best default camera is broadcast. Geez, man. Y'all add a touch. Y'all add a touch or what? Nobody plays that broadcast. Pull up. Cash, very early. Oh yeah. Oh, they got the 2K17 shot meter. The gameplay feels like 2K11. The shot meter is NBA 2K17. Have I played this before? Am I tripping? Here we go. Set that screen. Let me get this. Hurry up. Hurry. Why you pull up? Why is he? Oh, bang. Oh yeah. Why is that hair? Why did he have a patch of hair back there? It looks weird. Okay. So now that I created this player, I think I could quit the game. Yes. Yes, I want to do this. Here we go. We're in the streets and there's no brown shirt. Ladies and gentlemen, we got the white crispy tea. First of all, they have a shop, which means there's microtransactions. No. Are you lying to me? This is all I've been asking 2K for for the longest time. You'll see this. I said 2K. I like park. But also, let's have a private park where we can play at Venice or in the middle of the street in Times Square or on the rooftops in Philadelphia or in the middle of Iowa. Right? There's so much opportunity. Wow. This is dope. Sorry. I love the level design. Phil, the takeover meter, they have takeover. Question number one. Is this game online? Because I was kind of hoping that this part of the game would be. All right. Let's see how I do, ladies and gentlemen. I feel like the game's not too hard to handle. I can connect my controller and cheese. You know, my fantastic jibbling skills. But I would never do that. Not against AI. You know what I mean? Look at the takeover thing on the right side, guys. Look at that. Look. Oh, it is my ball. Why am I just... What the hell? Why are we playing half court? And why am I looking at this angle here? Bro, I'm so confused. Can we... No. This is the furthest we go. All right. I just went from impressed to very depressed. And I just hit it early. And they called it slightly. All right. These cameras are horrible. I thought NBA Live had the worst cameras. Nope. This game right here does. Pick that up. Pass it out. Shoot it. Early. Bang! That's what I do. In every game I touch, greens. Ooh. Look quick, a little hezzy. Ooh. Behind the back animation. Oh, that's tough. That's so tough. How do they do that? Do y'all see these animations? All right, man. What is this play y'all running? The one where you stand still and hope you get an open shot. Pull up. Boom. Crossback this way. Get the blow by animation. Take it, agent. Take it. Oh, yeah. Let's run it back. Is there a clock? Yeah, there is a shot clock. Oh, yeah. That has to be cash. Oh, yeah. Very, very early. I'm holding it for like half a second and the shot meter hasn't even started. I'm perplexed. Shoot. Oh, yeah. Excellent. Oh, no. I should have made a sharpshooter. Why did I make a playmaker? I don't even have a controller. I can't dribble. And for being honest, I can't really dribble with a controller neither. So I'm playing defense at the half court. Are they going to find the open man? Is the open man going to shoot? No. Look at this gameplay. All right, guys. I'm experiencing severe depression at this point because everything kind of just crashed. And that means I had to play the game against AI for the third time. Two hours later. Hey, fellas, I'm back. Guess what I was doing with my time. I was grinding NBA 2K mobile. Yeah, I know, guys. This is not the best use of my time. But I wanted to see if I can get to the ranked games. Guess what I found out. Um, you can't even play online on the park. All right, so check this out. If I go to the main story here, I ran through and won a bunch of these games. Beautiful, by the way. Stage story four. All I unlocked for winning this game is random normal cloth equipment and a rank up. And they don't even tell you what you unlock for five, six, seven, eight, nine. I assume at nine is when you unlock the ranked mode. So I was like, what if the ranked mode isn't even online? So I went back, clearly, went to play now, and I realized the multiplayer they're referring to is right here. But I do want to show you guys something. Check this out. Look at this. Look at this. Do you see the arena? Do you see the level design here? So this is what I'm talking about right here. Why can't 2K do this for the actual game that we pay $60 for? All right, that's tough. You can play your friends. That's really dope. Blacktop 1v1, Blacktop 3v3. Create a private custom game. They didn't even have these features in the game for decades. But they got them in this. If y'all were going to put microtransactions in the game, then you probably should have just released it for free. The user interface is abysmal, man. Just moving around this is making me frustrated. Stop with the notification. All right, I'm leaving all y'all discourse. Every single one of them, bro. Cash. This guy's money. This guy's missing excellent releases, man. Pass. Inside. All right. That has to be cash. Buckets, baby. Come on now. Here we go. Drop that bucket, G. He missed the A quality shot, man. I don't stand a chance. And all right, y'all just keep playing in that chat, huh? That's what they're doing, bro. That's the music they were playing. Look, look, look. Watch me shoot over y'all now with the horrible release very early. Yo, that can't stand this game, bro. All right, 2K, this is my review. Game is horrible. How do you log into the online thing? Why is it that complicated? It should be simple. The gameplay sucks. Obviously no skills gap. The shot meter doesn't mean a damn thing. It's kind of cool. It's cool to play for like 20 minutes. But isn't the purpose of the game to be like something where you're bored, you're outside. You could just pop it up and play. Who is doing that with their free time? Not me, not this guy, all right? So do I regret playing and buying that? Yes, 100%. But if you guys have the game, let me know what you guys think about it. Wow, look at that, guys. There's some videos on the screen just like that. I'm going to leave the building because I need some fresh air after that experience.