 What's up guys EvilD here so today I want to tell you the story about how I almost as a kid Got killed by my dad because I drove him insane so much now He didn't try to like physically kill me or anything He didn't like choke me out But it felt like it at the time that I would possibly be killed as a result of my actions Anyway before I jump directly into that story I just want to say thank you to all you guys out there because I've had so many Subscribers like people sign up to watch my videos over the last month in a bit Like I've literally had this channel for maybe a month and a half and I'm almost clocking 200 subscribers That's insane. There's 200 of you people out there who actually listen to me. Don't you guys have a life? Jesus? No joking. I love you all I love you deeply from the bottom of my or the upper part of my heart rub away rub away Okay, so here's the story so at the time I think I was probably like nine maybe ten years old Somewhere around that point, but my dad was in the living room and he was watching TV and he was watching this show I don't know remember what it was but I just remember it was his favorite show anyway So me and my brothers were running around that inside the house come bang bang bang bang bang doing the cops and robbers thing and Type of thing driving my dad insane is just trying to watch this show and he got up to the point where he's like Get the hell out of my house. Do you make him too much noise? So we all run outside and then we start running around the house and now the TV is right next to the window and the couch is right next to the window and Of course when we're doing our shootouts, it's right next to his window Like shooting at each other and then you hang out the window and he's like get the hell out of here I'm trying to watch my show I can't remember the rest of it But anyway after a while my brother's like we better stop this but no I was just I don't know what I was doing I decided it was a good idea to go back into the house and then start playing with my toy trucks Like literally in front of him in the TV. I think I probably did it on purpose I don't know why I did that but anyway, I'm playing and he's like get out of here And then I think it was probably like the first time ever I just randomly swore at my dad and he just snapped like he just got up and he went straight for the wooden spoon now for those Who don't know we had this big wooden spoon It was like strategically placed above the TV and normally what he would do is he would lean forward in his couch Possibly lift his hand up towards the wooden spoon and that was it game over. We wouldn't do any more So he got up. He was about to grab the spoon like he physically got out of his chair I was a really bad thing don't make the dad get out of the chair and at that point I was still being a smart ass about this like I was like Doing something I can't remember what it was, but he didn't go for the wooden spoon He just came at me and I was like oh and I ran straight to my room and like we were in the living room at the time I ran around the corner straight to my room close the door locked it and I was like hey Like I thought this was a big game or something. I don't know why I thought that Anyway, I'm hiding the room guy. Hey, he's not gonna get me in and not here Dory's like open up the door you're in big trouble if you make me come through this door if you make me break this door You'll be in more trouble now And then I was being a little smarter someone that I was I was like and you can't get me I'm behind this door like I didn't think logically like eventually I'd have to leave the room to use the toilet or eat or anything because I was a kid after all But he was furious and then after a while I had stomp stomp stomp stomp as he walked away And I was like okay good sounds like he's gone. I put my head up against the door I defeated my dad the dad monster. It's been taken down a notch And I was sitting here I was like listening to the door this big like dirty grin across my face and then I hear this like Noise and I'm like what's that and look around now? Just so you guys know our house was actually like lifted off the ground like it was sitting on stilts because it was a Possible flat area, so we're literally like one floor up Maybe two I don't know exactly how I you know as a kid your perspective is all morphed and stuff Anyway, so I hear this noise and I turn around and a look and there's a window directly on the opposite of the room And I see the window and suddenly I see my dad gone Crawling through the window like it's something out of the ring You know like that scene where the woman's climbing out of the TV imagine that but a great big guy That's partially married partially white type of thing and just like full-on like murder in his face type of thing And he's not crawling slowly he's crawling with the force of a thousand evil angels behind him and he's crawling out of this window and I'm just like Like I didn't even make any noise. I just stood there petrified So whenever you see those movies and you see someone they like they stand still in the face of fear and you're like oh come on Just run away. Why are you standing there like an idiot? Just run you'll be fine. That was me All I had to do was turn around open the door and go whoop and make a scooter out the window Oh, sorry out the door out the window. I would have been bad that would be towards him But out the door I would have been safe, but no I just stood there going Other thing is I saw you know the dad coming through the window and he's just come across the room It's like boom. I think that was like physically at one point a cabinet there And he kind of just pushed it out of the way like just you know like a feather type of thing and I was like Oh god, this is the moment. I'm gonna die my whole life of like nine years. It's flashing for my eyes It's extremely boring, but you know I'm it's coming to an end right now at this moment and you just grabbed me like literally by the clothes Lifted me up pulled my pants. It's underneath What what what type of thing okay? Well my light just went crazy once it so anyway He's just like pounding away on my ass like you know preparing I don't know mince for a meal type of thing and after that point like I didn't black out or anything But I remembered that moment I remembered it so well and every moment after then it was like if he even like his eyes just went towards that Wooden spoon or like I just saw his pupils slowly widened. I was like oh god. This is it. I better be quiet And I never messed with him again after that moment. Well, maybe that's a lie. I probably did a few times I just don't remember him and he was less brutal But anyway, that was like the one moment I learned that you should not piss off an angry dad after he's had a hard day working He's trying to watch his TV whatever it was. I don't know what it was. So yeah, that was my one moment Now I've got a question for you guys Have you guys ever done anything that's just like when you were a child that just so Peed them off that it resulted in your near like death Castration, I don't know just resulted in badness lots and lots of badness That is not even a word, but it is now So we're going with that. So yeah, tell me your stories in the comments below I would love to hear them because I just crack up every time I think about that because it's funny now Like when you think about it, but back then it was like, dear god Save me. I'm not even religious, but I will convert in a split second of a moment if it saves me type of thing So yeah, tell me your stories if you've liked this video Give it a like I share with your friends subscribe if you haven't already and I will see you in the next video And if not well, then the wooden spoon will find you in I'll climb for a window to get you