 Gobble, gobble, asshole. I have a movie recommendation for the American holiday that's wedged between two good ones. And that movie is John Hughes' Plains, Trains, and Automobiles. It's got John Candy, it's got Steve Martin, it's got a cameo by Kevin Bacon. And it's a perfect distraction from the insane rantings of your lunatic uncle who's polished off his boxed wine and he's ready to tell you why America has turned into a communist country. Plains, Trains, and Automobiles is a comedy for the entire family. Yes, there is vulgar dialogue, but it pales in comparison to what your kids have already heard from their grandpa already. Thanksgiving? Nah, thanks-taking. It's your turn to treat yourself, and that means putting on Plains, Trains, and Automobiles so you don't have to listen to your grandma go off about how much better things were in her time. Just make the damn pie, grandma, and shut up. Happy rebranded holiday from Adam Does Movies.