 Ladies and gentlemen, guess who's back in the motherfucking house? That's right, it's me, Lord Fotherington Carstairs. And I'm here with another dramatic rap. Today, by popular request, we have Eminem without me. Obi-Trice, no real no, I fucked up, I fucked up already. I'm gonna start again, I'm not gonna cut that bit out, I'm just gonna start all over again, here we go. I'm a little bit out of practice, just bear with me. Obi-Trice, real name, no gimmicks. True trailer park girls, go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. True trailer park girls, go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Guess who's back, back again, Shady's back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back. I've created a monster, because nobody wants to see Marshall no more. They want Shady, I'm chopped liver. Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you. A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor. Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating. When I'm rocking the table while he's operating, you waited this long, now stop debating, because I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating. I know that you got a job, Miss Cheney, but your husband's heart problems complicating, so the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see, they try to shut me down on MTV, but it feels so empty without me. So come on and dip, bum on your lips, fuck that, come on your lips and summon your tits, and get ready, because this shit's about to get heavy. I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie. Now, this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, because we got a little controversy, because it feels so empty without me. I said, this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, because we need a little controversy, because it feels so empty without me. Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious, embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis, they start to feel like prisoners, helpless till someone comes along on a mission and yells, Bitch, a visionary. Vision of scary could start a revolution polluting the airwaves, a rebel, so just let me revel and back in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. It's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass. You asked for me, well I'm back. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. That has some sort of tune, but I haven't listened to the damn song, so I don't know how it goes! Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter, the center of attention, back for the winter. I'm interesting. The best thing since wrestling, infesting your kids' ears and nesting, testing attention please, feel the tension. Soon as someone mentions me, here's my 10 cents. My two cents is free. A nuisance. Who sent? You sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, because we need a little controversy, because it feels so empty without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, because we need a little controversy, because it feels so empty without me. A tisket, a tasket, okay, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit. That's shit! Chris Kirkpatrick, you gonna get your ass kicked. Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, and Moby, you can get stomped by Obi, you 36 year old bald-headed fag. Blow me! You don't know me, you're too old. Let go, it's over, nobody listen to Techno. Now let's go, just give me the signal. I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol, but sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me. So this must mean I'm disgusting, but it's just me, I'm just obscene. No, I'm not the first king of controversy, I'm the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy, there's a concept that works, 20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me. Now, this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, because we need a little controversy, because it feels so empty without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, because we need a little controversy, because it feels so empty without me. Kids! Yeah, I don't know about that last line, it was in there, but one take, one take motherfuckers, that's right, we're back, we're back, send your requests in, like and subscribe, oh shit, we're back in the motherfucking house.