 Listen bitch, okay while the rest of the world is out there doing beautiful people things trying to ever make themselves Look even more beautiful. It is the never-ending quest. I'm just out here trying to make myself look like a human asshole I feel like the last time I fucked myself up was when I gave myself a perm which really honestly lasted like a Couple of shampoos. It was cool for a minute, but I'm just left with this dry awful chemical residue So as you can understand, I'm like itching to do a little something something to myself to make myself even more human-ass holy It's my kink in life. You know what I'm saying and much like when I shave my eyebrows Like I don't have a lot of eyebrow to begin with but people were shocked They were like why the fuck are you doing that? Like I didn't invent it. It's a thing So is this which is when you bleach your eyebrows bleach blonde when I went to my beauty supply store I was like I need something to bleach my brows with and they were like Here's this cream bleach that people use on their eyebrows and their facial hair and stuff And I was like no, no, okay? My best friend in college was obsessed with bleaching her mustache and that shit comes out orange pumpkin orange Pumpkin spice fucking orange and that's not what I'm going for. Okay. I'm going for bleach blonde lady Gaga Wait, I want it to blend in with my translucent skin. Okay. I want to just be not here from here up I'm gonna bleach these but then I'm like, you know what let's even out that look a little bit Let's bleach the our sideburns like here like I want it I want these like bleach blonde like these pieces that you pull out. I want these to be bleach blonde I know you guys are like, oh my god, like what if it's awful? What if you hate it? What if you have to see people this weekend which I do I'm gonna be at the University, Kentucky Which whenever I have to see people I just have the unstoppable urge to fuck myself up in the face I have a plan B when I was the little girl I used to see commercials for this product just for men and I was always like I feel very excluded by that product I would like to try them just for men. Okay, so I didn't look it up But I'm not sure how many tutorials and reviews there are for just for men because as far as I'm concerned It should be just for women. My plan B is that if I bleach my hair and it looks God awful I'm gonna fix it with some dark brown just for men and I also I kind of low-key want to try You know how people bleach like their mustache. I want to try giving myself a mustache which is for men because I Don't it because I'm gonna use it and I am the women. What do you think really? Just for men and Jenna So first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go mix together my bleach now I watched a video with miss fame and He had level 20 developer because since I'm gonna put this on my face I don't want it to also lift my skin away. You know Nothing says thanks for inviting me to your school quite like chemical birds on your face I'm gonna measure out my developer. Oh, here we go. All right Why don't I do my eyebrows first because they're only gonna take like five minutes So this oh God my favorite guy at the beauty supply store was like put some Vaseline around your eyebrow Before you bleach it for safety and other reasons and I was like, yeah totally and then I realized that I was lying because I don't So we just go put it on there. Oh Here you so because I guess the heat that your face makes this is only gonna take like five minutes Oh, it's in there bitch. It's fucking in there. I feel better already. I love fucking myself up It feels good. It feels cathartic You know people that have like the same hair and same shit the entire life like bitch. I cannot relate I don't know what that is. I don't know her. She doesn't even go here Like this is a good look like I wish I could die than this. I like this. No Why I think this is a good look You can see will you fight in oh shit, what is that? It's not lifting I can still see my dark hairy eyebrows set a timer for five minutes my face burns Hell yeah Julian I have a lot of bleach here. You know you just I'm divorcing you What would I have to do to myself for you to be like get out? I don't care Like you honestly have no issue with me. Just constantly fucking myself up What if I wanted to get like a full face tattoo of someone else's face on top of my face or like a small portrait of like Yeah, well like a tiny portrait of Meryl Streep, what would you think about that tasteful like like I'm not like nude or Semi-nude semi-nude street. I would marry you right now I'm really excited. I'm gonna bleach like this part. I want to look like a fucking elf I want to look like Legolas. Here's the tutorial if you want to check how develop your brows are Just take your brush covered in bleach and just uh check them out a little bit. I love it already I want to look like a beautiful snowy snow elf like a snow owl personified a snow owl personified What is wrong with you my face burns and I've been inhaling bleach That's on the bleach Mother of dragons breaker of chains, can you imagine me in charge of a lot of other people's lives be like Yeah, you know I'm gonna braid my hair for a while. I gotta feed my dragons. I'll be back This is such an easy at-home weekend DIY It looks beautiful, I can see it. Oh, yeah, I can already tell I'm gonna dye him again. Oh Yeah, but there's like hairs in there that are like not bleached Yeah, my skin is how it irritated It is the chemical burn this is the definition of a chemical burn Yeah I don't know something a little concealer can't fix you and everybody else is just so concerned about like safety and like Looking, okay. Fuck off. Oh, that one looks nice. Oh, I like that one is very That one's like pumpkin spice Oh girl, you know who you fight in I think that that's fucking cool Oh this one got I'm like moderately pleased with how this came out now I want to move on to the beautiful Snow owl tutorial. Don't give me that look. This is a judgment-free zone I feel like I see a lack of people with just this particular part of their hair dye Well, let's all just remember that this hair is incredibly damaged The worst-case scenario is that this just breaks off Like this is what I really want bleached right here Is all of this See that Yeah, this is definitely on my scalp and by scalp I mean my face 31 and I have a basketball game tomorrow. Fuck you Oh, hell, yeah It's getting everywhere A little more on the brows a little more Julian have a lot of extra bleach here, baby Watch out all y'alls eyebrow tinting businesses about to go out of business. What do you think? That's my girl. Smash your pads. Let's do a little little bob back and forth Smash Smash, I feel like bleach is addictive Can I get some research studies on how addictive bleaches because I feel like it is and I feel like I have a problem It's really burning right now bleach on your face challenge Every time I go into that beauty supply store that guy should be like get out I like it though. I like I really like it Right That's what I think look at that. I feel like that looks beautiful This 20 volume developer really isn't lifting all of the absolute ass that is all over my hair This either needs to stay in here for the rest of my life to get this bleached Or it would need a higher developer to get it bleached. Oh, it's lifting a little bit But in the meantime, I'm gonna use them just from it. Bitch. What the fuck you just mix them and make a color No, do not mix with the bristle end. Okay Fine. Fuck like everybody has like little peach fuzz on their skin. I'm trying to make mine more pronounced I want it to be like that girl is not only a snow owl That girl has a mustache. Look at what they tell you to do. What the fuck is this just the fucking man Oh, it isn't I'm a man What I'm just gonna try and brush it on my mustache because I feel like it's always been a goal of mine To have a mustache and your fucking face just from it Like what are these like black bits happening? What is this? Listen ladies, okay Who says you need to get out there and bleach your unwanted hair? Just go out there and dye it darker You know what I'm saying? It looks like poop. It really it doesn't look right You have to go to your baseball game right now son. It's like getting darker. Wait, I'm gonna have a poop stain on my lip Your hair in it. They're like side rat tails. Okay. It's gonna be a thing. That's a problem. What's the problem? This is my mustache Wait, so is that just her men's secret? They just like dye your skin a little It's really not bad. I feel like I can get it off I think it worked zoom in like super close There's some hairs on there that I feel like are a little brown. There's only one thing left to do now What are you doing? What are you doing getting rid of my mustache? That's a little brown Just for men. I make to dip it. All right. This bleach is just gonna irritate my skin I guess I wouldn't really recommend just for menning your mustache because all it does is really just dye your skin brown But I'm not upset that I tried it because it's been a childhood dream of mine to use just for men because I don't like feeling excluded. You know what I'm saying? Okay, but takes all night We gonna do it because this is a little like stuff It doesn't look like hair. It doesn't look like a mustache. It just looks like I have shit on my face Pretty much back to normal Son shut your mouth Son shut your mouth and you're your mustache. Don't do that son. Do I actually pack neither? Friendship Trying to black out the pain pain. Yeah They call me dangerous lately. Oh How does it look? I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm going to wash this out and dry it maybe condition it Maybe cut it off. We'll see what happens Hell yeah, you like it. Yeah, it looks cute. It looks weird I don't know how so I'm like I'm pretty disappointed with how the sideburns turned out I definitely need a higher volume developer in order to get these like bleach bonds. Look at this. This red like Literally gave that bleach the finger and was like get fucked on my roots. It did lift a little bit I think I look like a very rare and interesting fish like a fish snack I do really enjoy the brows. I think that this is like a look They are kind of orangey. I did put a little concealer in there But after I washed my face most of the irritation went down I think if I bleach these a little bit more to get them like white white and got my brows like white white This would be pretty good But I like the brows just for the record though If you ever just want to dye your mustache with just for men don't worry You can bleach it after or just shave it Or maybe here if I don't do any I wanted to do it. How do I look like a snow owl? It's like an interesting like what the fuck is wrong with her. Is she okay? Look, I also feel like I learned about myself that if I mix up a batch of bleach for one purpose Something else is getting bleached. How'd you hair? How'd you man hide everything because I'm gonna bleach it Oh, I have some like pink dye upstairs. I did just I think that's just you that's kind of That's kind of fucking cool Sideburns straight up Do I look like a snow owl? I look like a fuck owl I feel like I just I kind of look like a hairy old man excited for my new look I wonder how long it's gonna last I do not know but like I fuck with this I hope that my face doesn't burn for too much longer because it's borderline unbearable Unbearable Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put it in the video every Wednesday slash thursday and fuck Yeah, I'm gonna go live my life. This concludes Jenna's ratchet salon for bleaching your eyebrows the painful way Bye