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I see yeah, cuz Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no WDF media studios is a is a hazard, bro. Wow It's it is a hazard. I just tried to walk in the door. I almost sliced my finger off for us. Wow Say again for us. Is that what it is? No I was attacked by a black Wow Wow, I see what it is. I see what's going on over here I don't post one black square and all of a sudden you're putting fucking nights on the door every time I try to push it open Wow The weekend was great. I had a good time with you, man. I had a great date night. Oh, where'd you guys go Saturday night? Well Saturday was dope because we had the Sleuth the Rock Nation team rock. They had the United Justice Coalition summit Which was a summit just basically of a lot of thought leaders and you know politicians Greg pop officials day presented an award Yeah, I miss Greg though, cuz I had the first panel right after Mary Dyson Michael Michael Eric Dyson spoke I did the first panel and uh, you know But I did a panel with Attorney General tis James Dr. Alfie Breeland noble Shaka Sincor and Paul Samuels and it was about to decriminalization and mental health So that was dope and suited as and hold everybody at rock nation and then um at night, man I went to tell me the good when I'm when I'm thinking I don't want to be a prisoner at a moment what I'm thinking is the best Comedy show I've ever witnessed whoa in my life from up from up from a collective, you know I'm saying like individual comedy shows that were phenomenal, you know the infamous tour being one of them but as a collective because The went to God first of all whenever Chris Rock is on a bill If you born at a certain time in the 1900s, you gotta go see the God That's that you gotta go see the God I gotta hear what you know, Chris's take on the world Yeah, this isn't one of these people that just Waste thoughts, you know me all over social media. He's not writing books He's not doing podcasts like he's not tweeting you get Chris when he decides to go back on the road after he's lived His words not mine after he's lived life for four years Yeah, four years. Yeah, he said it takes two years to live life two years to go out there and work on the material Yep, so you're not gonna see Chris until he's out there working on material So I had to go see, you know where Chris Where Chris is at in the world. Yeah, what he thinks of the world that we're in and you know Kev always enjoyed Kev Kev is a world-class entertainer. Yeah, and just the combination of him and Chris is something about Collaboration that just makes you more interested in both parties. Also, they're so different like they they work well I would imagine they work well together. I didn't see the show and I'm upset. I missed it I was out of town, but it looked amazing. Mm-hmm. So they were at the garden and They were at the garden and what they was smart, right? Cuz Kev put out his episode of heart to heart with Chris Rock bro There's a moment in that fucking episode talk to me. They're so goddamn fun like classic Chris Rock Brilliant like perspective on an issue like he's talking about like how everybody feels so bad for the kids Like what COVID took oh, they think the COVID took high school from him and he goes he goes COVID took two years of my dick being hard I'm running out of hair dying he goes I'm shaping my pubes of my dick don't look like Morgan Freeman I was crying But that's classic rock like we're all focused on these kids like is their reading aptitude gonna be down Is there whatever and he's like having like a pure hilarious moment Which is like this dick don't get hard like it used to and I've been in the house For two years, you know it's interesting about that. It's all about perspective sometimes and with any issue We focus on one perspective. Yep, and that perspective becomes like the dominant conversation piece I Get it I totally get it Yeah, but you know we had to go see Chris Rock went to go see Chris Rock and Man was sitting in the show Showpost just thought at seven starts around eight is eight ten Whole place goes dark And all of a sudden you just see that C logo. Hey, I didn't realize was such an iconic logo I mean, I know we know what the C represents. Yeah, but Dave said something I get to that But Dave said what I say now Dave said that the C logo meant nothing until he made it mean something You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's but that's all Did he think that was like profound It's not profound but it's humbling coming from him. It's humility coming from him, you know what I mean I guess you don't think so Logos don't mean something like you see the bat signal, you know what that means. Yeah, you see Wu Tang logo You know what that means. Yeah, everybody can just throw their logo in the air. No no announcement No, nothing. I guess he's just saying like putting a C up didn't mean something until he became Chappelle and and use the C as his brand. Yeah, and I think that's obvious It's like if you just put the Batman logo thing when Batman doesn't exist people like all right That's cool. He's had to see since the TV show. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah I mean, I had no idea y'all knew I really I promise you I had no idea thought that logo was new I had no idea Maybe I don't know. I remember the C is like part of Chappelle The name but I don't remember Maybe it's a different colorway. I don't know but yeah puts the C up and literally it's like a Quiet went over the garden for like a split second like like a And then he just walks out no Dave ship and no announcement. No, nothing just walks out. Yeah smoking a cigarette and when I say the garden I'm talking about like Standing ovation before he says a fucking you got I mean, I'm not I'm talking about the whole Garden everybody was on their feet clapping before he says a word and I was just like yo I didn't see Michael Jackson when he walked out on stage, but that's probably was like probably what it looked and felt like That's one of my favorite things when I'm at a at the cellar as you get these You know super famous drop-ins a Dave Chappelle Chris rock You know Kevin Hart and one of my favorite things to do is just stand in the hallway The audience has no clue that this person's gonna go on stage and the host brings them up and my favorite intro that I ever saw was It was you've seen this guy on the Dave Chappelle show Give it up for Dave Chappelle Because it's completely out of left field, you know and the audience just loses that they're all turning around They're going crazy. You didn't even get an intro. Yeah, I mean that's what he made it even harder like yeah and He don't even you don't need one, you know, he did a phenomenal 25 minutes and the reason it was a good 25 minutes because It wasn't anything but jokes It wasn't a rant it wasn't like any it was just jokes He had jokes about his family. He had jokes about his kids. Yeah jokes about the tackling that happened that it was a Super dope 25 minutes and it was like shit And I said to myself That's a hard act to follow. Yeah. Yeah, I mean like that's a very risky move Letting Dave Chappelle be your surprise opener and the reason Dave can cook in a setting like that because there's no expectation Yeah expecting Dave Chappelle. Yeah, whatever I got was Phenomenal that's extra. That's right. And the fact that the fact that you could tell like he's like he's got Jokes about the script cause he's got some funny funny shit Uh, he's yeah when when Dave wants to yeah He's just the best. He's nice with it. I mean when he wants to it's literally up to him. If he wants to turn it on Yeah, he's nice with it. That's what it feels like and then so after Dave Chris comes out mind you these guys took no breaks. I didn't go through I don't know how the Barclay show was but at the garden. He took no breaks. There was no intermission That's how it should be Dave left the stage. Yeah, Chris comes out all white Yeah, you know a junior mafia that old junior mafia song one two y'all, you know, I got you Bucking around with junior mafia Chris comes out and Chris gives me every bit of Brooklyn philosopher Chris Yeah, he comes out and he gives me a great great observations over what we witnessed the last four years Yeah, I know everything from COVID to you know, the presidency to you know fatherhood and how his know his daughters are older now and you know for me I'm a father for a girl. So that perspective alone is like something that's unique to me and yeah other girls Dad, you know what I mean? I wish I got to see this. He had great observations about I don't like to talk about people He had great observations about that's the tricky thing with stand-up. Is it like you see a basketball game You want to talk about the plays in the game? You want to talk about the strategy with a stand-up? You understand that like this is people's IP. Yeah, I give it away is gonna ruin it. So you really like I Want to know what each one of them open with so bad like off-pod I'm gonna ask you what that opening line is for Chappelle Because to me that's the moment. It's like you have the entire arena staring at you ready That like the car is already wound up, you know, and it's like, what are you gonna break that tension with? It's a perfect moment. So I'm just curious what each one did But don't don't say it on on the pod because he might use that for another show and I don't want to know That's funny. I don't think this was it. He said something on the stage and I don't think this was a joke I repeat this it's funny you say that because he was talking about after he got tackled and he said um You know in that moment, huh, bro, you know, he said he forgot he's on stage. I got the mic in that moment What do I say? He was like Chris came through with the bang He was mad as shit I mean, he was like what I said didn't land. I thought it was a trans man I Mean but that was dope Chris came he killed it had great observations about money and plastic surgery shit like that was phenomenal But I have to say man In the way Chris ended I'm not gonna say how it ended but it it bought Kev right on out Yeah, and Kev came right on out and I have to say this is by far to me The best material Kevin Hart has ever done. That's fine. Oh now some people would say Kevin Hart What's your favorite Kevin Hart stand-up special the one that I saw in the movie theater was that laugh in my pain? I forget. Yeah, all the bunch of was in the movie. Oh, I didn't know that a bunch from the movie theater Yeah, too, who do you think is what do you think I was he thinks he thinks the best stand-up is? His second one I forgot the title of it. I think that's not my is that that's grown a little man Oh, which one is the one with his uncle and his dad. Yeah, see that's why I just seated me This is why this one is his best because it's like updates of all of that You know what I mean, he's telling you where his pops is at now and like He and he's found the balance between Celebrity and still being relatable Kevin Hart. Yeah. Yeah, you know, which is when you're when you're that big of a star It's a hard ballot. Yeah, you know what I mean? You're either gonna be like Too regular and too low key. So where it comes off The sea was nothing before me I Mean the letter C. We would like the logo. I don't think the letter C existed It's just the logo it's just a logo, but That says something no when you become You get to that level when people see to see it and that's what they think of Formatted yeah, I like you just gonna throw a C up and yeah, of course I'm from most corner South Carolina only gangs. I know is a cow gangs. All right, I don't know nothing I don't know. I was just trying to think of something About it you out here, bro, I'm not no gang Well, no spoiler story there's a phenomenal show if you get a chance to go see Chris Rock eagle dev Go see it and you said Kevin. I thought I cut you but Kev absolutely crushed it You hit me up afterwards and you were like, yo, he was fucking hilarious. I've had Taylor saw Taylor and Chris on just brilliant. I Mean Kevin the most impressive thing to me is and I think like it will go down in history Like truly believe will go down in history like eventually in like 20 years We're gonna reflect on like Kevin Hart's career and what he did during a span of like 30 or 40 years and we're gonna go 30. Oh Yeah, it'll be that long. Yeah, I'm in all at the last 12 I'm just saying I don't see him stopping anytime soon, but like to maintain this be funny Stay healthy Like all these things are so wildly difficult. You and I both have significant others We have businesses we do things and it's hard to find hours in the day to do all this shit Yeah, so it but you just got to make them right like Kev will get up at five o'clock in the morning That's the thing that I think we look back when we go nobody's Accomplished more or worked harder in the history of entertainment. I was with Kev all day I Can't think of you're right, dude. He's in a bathtub Interviewing Floyd Mayweather. He's doing his own show interviewing the heart to heart. He's going on stage shooting movies Movies, it's crazy in audio scripted content doing stand-up Businesses like you and him have a business together. We got a business together. He's and he's got other multiple businesses Like I was with him. What day was we together Monday? He was together for a long time Monday. I'm filming. What is this? What is this? We're not gonna just act like this is normal. What is this? That's Sabi, bro. Sabi's just doing this. Sabi. What's up? Sabi come You named your dog was Sabi Why'd you name your dog was Sabi bro? I live around fucking Asians. I got to make sure that they You know Okay I Would have all day Monday and you know, he he already I did a bunch of things that day Yeah Then when he left from doing what he was doing with us, he had to go shoot Fallon, right? Then he had to show at the bar clays that night and I'm like Bro, how do you do it then this morning? I'm looking he's in Harlem because he got a partnership with children's place And he opened up 10 new children's places Unbelievable it's all time output and you know what else it's not just him You got you got to have the team that's down for that You can't do it without the team. That's right Like he can't be booking all these things so he has to trust the team to like organize his time and schedule So he can I'm imagining entertaining and focus on that entertaining But like getting people that you trust enough to have all the production and everything there That's hard like for me. That's the hardest thing. It's like I don't I can't just relinquish my Creativity to a random person then I show up and the bath is a different fucking color the ice isn't this and I'm like looking at The set and I'm like what the fuck is going on over here? So he found a way to get brilliant enough people where he can focus I imagine on being funny And it's people that I mean for the most part of people that's been around him for 20 plus years It's I mean and I tell you something man If you think that's not a feat within itself when you have 20 people that are just literally down for you And what you're building like I envy people like Kevin Hart I envy people like Jay-Z who've had these people around them for so long and everybody Understands their position to be full. Yeah, you know what I mean? It doesn't want to do Anything except for what their position calls for them to do and then when they grow and evolve and want to do something else They got the resources. Yep. They got the network. Yep, and they got to support 100% of the people that you know the experience they've been down with the experience Yes, man. Yeah, so I don't take that for granted at all, but I'm so curious like how he has his Businesses organized and like who's that point person like thought you really fucking curious It's all teams like it's all I can I mean I can only speak from my perspective I wouldn't be able to do it. I do if black effect didn't have a whole team right with Dolly running it leading the day-to-day, you know with me and kevin sbh You got you know, Nicole Sheldon, you know who runs it does the day-to-day, you know I mean, that's that's that's all of that stuff is like as long as you got somebody that can do the day-to-day Pretty easy because it's a it's a platform full of creatives, right? So yeah, yeah, like we got summer 85 out now on audible Nicole and Chris Chris Morrow are Kicking it all the time making sure that's right. Yeah, I mean smart only we ever get is yo listen to this Tell us what you think. Yeah, that's why our feedback comes from right after that We out the way there's a book that I really want to read that my boy mark You know mark agnan who had a flavor with so he was telling me about and he was just breaking down a little bit It's called the the emith Entrepreneur myth I think is what he stands for and he goes there's basically every business There's like three positions and like even if people don't think that they feel those roles they do right There's like the entrepreneur that has like the crazy ideas There's the Technician The person excuse the egg and but doesn't like change Doesn't want he like actually hates the entrepreneur because the entrepreneur every day is making his job hard Yeah, right. He's like, okay I've got the cameras and everything worked out and then the entrepreneur comes in goes What if we shoot this on us on an airplane and he's like well We have everything worked out and then there's the manager who's basically kind of the liaison between the crazy ideas and the technician And like even just looking at our business I see how that has functioned in that way and you need that marriage between the three of them Lately I'm an idea guy. Exactly. You want to say the crazy thing? That's it And then have the people in position to execute figure out how to do it. Yeah Figure out how we can get it done. Yeah, I'm gonna execute as far as showing up to get the work done But as far as like getting something off the ground. Yes, actually like y'all got this idea How do we that yeah, you need people to help like you got to figure out not you some You're personally a team got to figure out which microphones are gonna use that's right The lighting is what all these things are gonna do you just have to say you want to film this on a boat Find me the boat find me the boat. That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah, it's like that. I mean, it's like that with everything It's like that with you too. No, I know 100% yeah, you got to have a team that can help you motherfucking execute but even when you see people to have you know these Portfolios with all of these different things in it. Trust me There is somebody doing the day-to-day and it is not that person. Yeah, you know Not that guy Caterbrings, yeah, exactly over the place. They got to keep but you're not supposed to be You should operate in your genius zone Yeah, which is thinking of these fucking grandiose ideas and then you have these people who that's their genius zone to execute on them That's what Chris said in hard heart. What do you say? You remember he was talking about how He doesn't like to do the celebrity thing unless he's on tour Like he doesn't keep like all of these people around him like a whole team Yeah, the other time you see him by himself because he likes to live life And he says he actually likes to talk to people because that's what he gets his, you know I'm from I've seen Chris frequently in the neighbor. I think he lives in my neighbor. Mm-hmm, and I Don't speak to him He always has huge headphones on fake probably. I've seen those videos probably Yo, it's I'm weird like that when I went big headphones like that Those are to leave me alone headphones. Well, sometimes people want to be left alone. I respect people's I respect people's like space like shit. I was on a honeymoon with my wife and Megan Kelly was there with her family now. I know Megan. I've done her show a few times like we've talked, you know But I wasn't a hundred percent sure was Megan and we were at the same hotel small hotel And I was like, you know what she's with her family That's her time I could go over and then it's not her and then it's whatever but I don't know sometimes I just thinks you're an asshole now like I saw it. I told her afterwards I was like, I think we're at the same hotel. She's like, that was me. Why don't you come over and I was like, hey You know, it's okay like everybody. Maybe you really need a break from that Yeah, and maybe you want to do it So when I fight when I see Chris in the neighbor with the health headphones on as much as I admire him And I'd love to kind of have a talk with him I'm also like, you know, maybe he's going over a set. Maybe he's doing something Like I know how it feels to be like busy and have to do things and I respect somebody's time I would love to speak to Chris. I would love to talk to him a bunch Yeah, I would love for you and Chris. You know, Chris is dope because great relationship Yeah, like first of all, Chris is like the reason Chris is the first person I saw do comedy that That made me feel like Okay, how do I phrase it like, you know the first person that you see do something you love and you want to do it No, no, no, no, no that makes you go. Oh shit, it's okay to think that way He's the first comic that I saw that I felt made my feelings normal my thoughts normal You know what I mean? Like I would am I the niggas versus black people joke, uh, I wrote that way before him Who was taking almost like a different perspective on things and I found that like I would kind of always do that And then I saw the guy who's the best at doing it. I was like, oh shit. There's a lane for this. This is a normal thing It's it not normal, but this is like it executed the high-level highest level. He was like, yeah He made me really like care about doing that. That was the coolest part I mean, I think it's a certain generation of comedians that grew up at a certain time That that chris is that guy like I we didn't I didn't go over the calling era. Maybe I did. I mean, it didn't realize it I yeah, I was kind of checked out from car. I was born in 1907. Yeah, but I wasn't in the carland So I'm I I just got on the car literally And I got on the car and it's funny that I'm just getting on the calling because I've always heard chris reference Carlin, but it's other than social media clips that I've seen lately and in the documentary on HBO But I never was in the car, but it's a certain generation of comedians who grew up on chris. That's why Kev bought the gold on stage for chris. Yeah, like that was for chris, right? He was like, yo, you're the goat. You're my goat. You're the reason I wanted to do this Like he bought that on stage Just for uh chris. Did he bring that uh goat to brooklyn? He knew that's right. That goat wouldn't have made it out. God damn it That goat would have not left brooklyn uncurried at all. I guarantee you That goat he knew not to bring that goat to motherfucking brooklyn, bro The goat might be in brooklyn now It isn't some form but no salute uh man salute to them man That was it was a very phenomenal show not because of the names But because of the quality of the content. Yeah, like because you see names and it's a letdown like It's the fact that all of them were executing on a high level and Yeah, to me still sharp and still like chris had to know of course they knew day was going to be on They yeah, that was going to be that kev new bison bro. They probably been preparing for this shit for months Of course, and we're going to tear it down the garden, you know at a moment like that Everybody is going to rank the show so each of them are going. I got delivered. Yeah Because they're going to see me go up against this person. I want andrew shoates in ohio. That's what I want I want andrew shoates at what dave chappelle uh the the ohio shows. Yeah Ask rogan Dave You know what I mean? I'm serious. We need more white men. What do we ask? We need more white men other because rogan goes out there all the time Oh, does he? Yeah The ohio shows I will see it's rogan and louis ck. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Great louis ck choke. They've got two by the way Dave they've got a good one. You got a good one. That's fire. Got a good one What'd you guys talk about after the show? Oh man, we hung out till like Like what were you guys discussing after what we guys discussing after the show kind of shit, man We hung out till like 330 in the morning man 334 o'clock in the morning because we was backstage and then we left to go uh Like a little after party. We just kicked it. Dave is cool, man. Dave is like Dave's a good dude. Like I can see why everybody loved. I mean, I've always we've always loved and I appreciate it Dave but every time I hang with Dave is the same energy like it's almost like It's almost like he's He might be he's aware. He's dames chapelle, but you don't care. Interesting Interesting and it just makes you realize like that most celebrities who act like assholes Are really just assholes. Yeah It is like wealth or celebrity is a magnifier of My dad used to say that shit all the time anybody that gets money or some sort of success Never knew who they were to begin with and it just multiplies whatever you are. So it's like The more wealth more success. Dave has gotten he's the person who Still wants to be all about community being around as many people as possible Drinking his liquor smoking his cigarettes having High-level conversation. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like even because when you when you have a conversation with Dave, it's always Something to talk about. Yeah, that was just like meaningless conversation. Like I've never had to make small talk with Dave Yeah, ever. Yeah, you know what I mean? So Yeah, salute to Dave and salute to all of them, man. It's just it'd be surreal sometimes that I even know them Really? Hell, yeah I mean, do you know how big you are? No, and I don't care No, this is It's surreal like shit like you think about it back in the day like You know anybody I'm sure it's like that for anybody who was in the business But but you don't see yourself as them in your field. Oh in my field Well, I mean y'all said I'm Steph Curry They said that I didn't say I mean They said yeah I don't know like I think but even in my field is people that I still look at and I'm in all Like when I'm when I'm having conversations with Angie Martinez, I'm in awe You know what I mean when I worked with Wendy Williams for three four years I'm in awe and I'm sitting, you know next to Wendy Williams and I meet Tom Joyner I'm in awe like oh, so you could still be in awe of people but be better than them Uh, I don't think so. I mean, no, I don't know. I don't I don't I don't think I'm better When I see this every time I see them I even listen to listen to old stuff from them It's things that they do that I'm like, yo, I gotta sharpen that in my game. I think that's good I think that that I think that like you should have a Or all greats probably have a great balance of like insecurity and confidence Like the insecurity like humbles them enough to get better and the confidence Is you know so that they can actually execute on their dreams always be a student Yeah, like would you would you go to the show? Like would you go to a chris rock show? Of course? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I saw Dave Spell when he was at radio city when he did that run at radio city Yeah I hear some comedians that I don't want to go see a stand-up special Because I don't like to watch other comedians. Well, I don't like to watch other comedians when I'm in Writing mode and when I'm in performing mode. Got you guys because I don't want to be affected Yeah, it's not even like material. It's more like I just don't want to be affected while I'm in my Like honing process But like right now like what chris said about like taking time off and like everybody is an off season Like I I genuinely feel that way. Yeah, like I respect the fuck out of that stage. I don't like wasting that stage So it's like it is no joke, bro. There's no joke But it is no job. But man, I'll tell you something man, and I've said this before That has to be the purest form of entertainment on the planet in the most fulfilling Like because it ain't no it's there ain't no song you can't throw a beat on And sing this record that everybody knows like you gotta go out there with that microphone And just you versus however many people to garden hold I have a radio city hold like that is no It takes the level of ego Yeah of healthy level of ego a healthy level of confidence and arrogance to even feel like you can go step out there Do your shit But also a level of insecurity the fact that you need the validation of those people But if you or that you want it in some way if you don't get it Yeah, it's wild pass out on stage. You would pass out right there. Somebody will feel sorry for me I'm trying to think what would you would do to save the day? Nah, bro, you'd go into your bag of tricks. Yo, why don't why don't jesus headline his own holiday? You get the bangers out the fucking closet, bro. Hey, we have a friend who tried that one Stop we had a friend who was reaching for the greatest It made it stop Snoop Dogg guy loving the deaf man. Snoop Dogg guy. Were you Were you were you hoping one of them was gonna catch an L? Were you there? There's a little party Yeah But I really do I realized I might have some type of like Still, I don't know. I don't know what you would call it, but it's some type of tendency where I'm like I'm really not laughing like I'm I'm because you're observing when it's so good I'm real when it's so good what I do not be like hysterical Yeah, like that's literally it because I don't want to miss the next thing like hysterical But all of them are so good like they know when to let the crowd Let them laugh. They don't try to you know talk over the lab You know what I mean? But it's just like I'm just watching and I'm like hysterical. Yeah hysterical Yeah, because you're like intellectualizing it. Yes, you're not lost in it. Yes You're super hyper focused. Where's he going with this? Can I figure this thing out? What is he trying to do? How is he gonna make this funny? Oh, this is where I would have gone with it Oh, I'm finishing line I was finishing some lines. Oh, yeah certain certain parts certain parts of certain parts. I'm not gonna say who certain was like Because you just know what you're doing, but that's what but that's the beauty of it, right? When you think you know where it's going, but then they say something else you like Okay, yeah, I think you're describing comedy Yo, you know, it's funny about comedy bro comedy when you don't see it coming Listen, it's the purest form of entertainment. I love nothing better than it. I love that perspective on it It's one of those things is a comic like when I see the way that people Naturally react to music there is envy, right? It's like something about music is I don't know it like it's a part of us like you could move a whole crowd of people people love singing together Music comes with memories Yeah, whatever your favorite song is you have a memory attached to that song So 10 years from now if you hear the song you and your wife dance to it away. Yeah going back to that day That's it's gonna always be one of your favorite songs. It's memories attached to it. Interesting That's what it is and and because of that people react in this way. It's like amazing So I can only imagine what that's like for like an artist who's there like when you see those pictures or videos of dmx at woodstock remember like 90s was it 96 or something like that where it looks like dmx is just performing for the whole world Yeah, orange jumper, uh, burglary. No, the uh, it's overalls overalls. Yeah, and like So I look at that and I'm like, okay, that's gonna be a different feeling But with comedy I think storytelling is probably one of the oldest forms of entertainment So there is something in people that they want to sit with each other and engage in this story Whether it's the fucking the iliad or the odyssey or the bible or whatever it was like we want to sit around and engage and um Yeah, it's just really Beautiful when you can get all those people connected like that. It's it's awesome. And you know, um, what's that noise? I don't know but sabi not feeling it and you know the uh And we can end on this before we move on Because we dick riding right now. No, we're not we're celebrating. I know we got it I know I know people are out there like look at them dick rides. That's a who cares. You gotta celebrate people Get people that flowers. We said we celebrating even if there was, you know, some hate going on You know what I mean? It's it is all good. You know what I mean? But I was saying this The strange thing about comedy Go get him sabi. Get him. Wow. Fucking guard dog. Get him. I didn't know sabi was a guard dog Oh Sabi you a guard dog? Yeah, sabi sit down. You're looking at Taylor thighs You're looking at that bbl Taylor just got Taylor got that fresh bbl sit Down the beach I don't know who the fuck the girls we look on the beach Oh, come on. Come on. God bless him. Um, but um, come on Come on, what is MTV ever done for anyone? Come on now that's sarcasm Come on Taylor. We both got a kind of start there. You know what I mean? But um This the thing about she's not a guard dog. By the way, she's the biggest. I can't tell you not a guard dog But that's what I need. Oh, okay. Yeah, but here's the strange thing about comedy Chris hit her with the Chris went to go stop her. She started barking. He was like Right because that dog bites the motherfucking body Wtf is out of business. No, I know they don't got that kind of insurance. No, you don't have dog That dog bites somebody in here. Everybody's liable. I think she's more worried about getting bitten here Oh Come on, come on guys. Come on guys Come on guys. Here's the thing Good stand-up show when I left that show saturday I had a I strangely felt like with all this shit going on in the world We're gonna be we're gonna be all right That's how I felt. Yeah, you get a laugh in man You laugh with other people you see them laughing at all the ridiculous things in the world And you know, you're like, you know what life isn't twitter Life is not people have a sense of humor. They can laugh at themselves. They can laugh at other people We're gonna be all right. We're gonna be all right. That's right. That's the moral of the story Let's and go check out those shows man Salute the goats, yo Salute chris. Kevin heart reality. Salute calves. Salute Dave man. Dave. They don't see them just Dave's about to announce the run of shows too. 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Like So I just need some time to chew on that so that when I get back on stage I have something I'm like excited and passionate to talk about That's that's one of the things with comedy is very important. I don't like writing jokes about things I don't care about I have to be like passionate about it and uh, I Yeah, once I get something that I'm ready. I get back on stage. I'm gonna be so fucking excited. It's gonna be great word my church announcements Uh summer 85. Yeah is out right now on audible tells the story of uh the bombing of the move organization And that correlation with uh the live aid concert that happened Uh the the summer of 1985 uh bought to you by chris moreau and loud speaker, right? That's that's what's your company called chris? This chris moreau chris moreau productions. Okay summer 85. 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Hey, he'll be on the panel this week. I have no idea who else is on Uh, this week, but i'm sure that we will find something to discuss. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah This is gonna be good. Make sure you tune in. I'm excited for that man I am too. Who else do do we know who else is on? I really have no idea. This is phenomenal I really have no idea. This is great. Who else is going to be on? Uh, so with my god, josh leave too. We just announced that uh, josh leave He's joined the creative team of uh, hell of a week. I mean he's been joined But you know, we just announced it. Uh, if you don't know who josh leave is he is this uh Funny funny funny dude from uh, columbia, south carolina He used to be an executive producer with john stewart's the daily show. He won like seven Emmys with the daily show and he was the showrunner for the tonight show with jimmy fowlin Um, he has an on-production company. He writes children's books and he's just he's just one of those comedy Geeks You know what i mean? Yeah, and just one loves the game loves the game You know loves a great conversation great pov. So it's good to have josh on the team So what's the shut up gonna be like is it gonna is it gonna be similar to like Mar is going to be similar to Mar chelsea chelsea mar chelsea mar old chelsea e-news chelsea okay Just that panel setup like i missed that, you know, i missed that community conversation. That's what i do You know what i mean? Like i do community conversations. Breffi club is not just me Breffi is not just me. I prefer the community conversations like that That doing a whole show with just you that's too much heavy lifting, bro Yeah, you know what i mean your conversational show i like i like having the panel like you know, even when i do One-on-one conversations. That's me and somebody else. You know what i mean? I enjoy that i enjoy that energy So that's what they want to bounce off somebody. Yeah, i feel like that every time i go on instagram live I'm like i'm not talking to somebody i'm talking to all these people But like it's not it's way more entertaining when i can bounce off of someone different by the way different skillset There's some personalities amazing. Williams john stewart. Yes, they are incredible at that that's the thing I always you know who else has that from our generation letty martinez Yeah, let he can get out of the microphone and just talk and blow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I don't know if it's because she's a child imaginary friend whatever it is She knows how to do that in a real way. It's a different muscle. It's a different skillset. I respect that. I appreciate it Uh, I think either one of us could do it but i don't enjoy it. Yeah, like I could do it if i have an audience that stand up. Yeah, you know what i'm saying? But like for me, this is more fun like even you know with flagrant I agree with you. It's like community that that's a great way of putting it It's nice to have other people tap in other people laugh and like laugh together and like Argue together and try to get people on your side with the logic and then other people trying to get people on their side I don't know. It's a much more like natural human thing Even the shows I love like inside the mba like Right, like there's things that just happen to that feeling I did the view yesterday. How was Oh, it was a rush. Wait, wait, why why? Why why why? I mean, I've done the view before last time I did the view was 2017 when uh black privilege came up Uh, I actually did it on release day. I said this on the show. I thanked them because I did I did two Things on release there black privilege. I did Elvis Durand in the morning. Yep And I did the view by the time I left Elvis Durand Black privilege was like number three overall and by the time I left the view It was it hit hit one or something. Wow So I knew and it was on ending up being on the new york times. I was like 12 13 weeks I knew that they played a big part in that but Yo, that show was phenomenal. Really just because it's like who was there? It was annavarro joy behar sarah sarah sarah haines and um whoopee You know queen whoopee and it was just like Anna first of all, Anna hit me with something that I I wasn't expecting right because she We were talked to like, you know, we were talking before you came on and we were talking about uh, You know, Liz Cheney Yeah, Liz Cheney. Yeah, pull up Liz Cheney. Liz Cheney a daughter of dick Yeah for my vice president. Yeah um Oh, no, that's not it. Oh, no, that's me that oh, that's fox news headline Fox news says shalom in the god mox kamala Harris. I didn't mock kamala They just asked me what you what did kamala say after I questioned her about, you know, Joe mention and who's the real president of this country and I was just like she didn't say nothing Yeah, she really didn't say nothing. She didn't answer the question like she didn't say nothing How bad is kamala harris that? Joe biden is barely alive And we're nobody's even suggesting that kamala takes over Like you got to be really bad. Is that the new thing with vice presidents? Like trump had that with pence. We're like, well, we don't want that fucking maniac And I wonder if you perp like your protection as president is a shitty vice the crazy thing is uh, here we go I want to go back to that common point, but listen listen We were talking before you came out. We were talking about politics and we were talking about Liz cheney And there's some people like me who see her as a profile and courage as a historical figure As somebody who's with cheney. Yes. How do you see her? Not none of those things. I mean, I don't I don't I mean That's a broad question. How do I see her like yeah, because some people see her as a hero in today's politics Some people see her as a zero. Well, she's standing up to people who say that the bar was pretty low Yeah, but she was complicit for four years. I mean when you ride with uh, donald trump on dam near everything for four years I don't think you can be considered a hero not to mention After january 6 you voted against the john louis voting rights bill So you can't tell me that you're standing up for democracy when you won't even vote to preserve The cornerstone of democracy, which is voting I love that. Yeah, number one. I wasn't expecting it. I didn't know what I thought I mean, I thought we were going to talk about the show stuff like that And it's just like I realized I really love Conflict I'm just y'all think I love conflict. Yes. Yeah, really. Yeah You thrive in conflict. It's all you know My biggest fear about like you were moving your depression and anxiety is you're just gonna kill yourself You'll be the first person that got happy and was like fuck this I just love a good. I love a good debate. I love a good Honest debate. I love good conversations with smart people because number one. I've never heard that perspective I didn't know people thought louis chadie was a hero. I didn't I don't know who she is I don't know who she is. Is she the lesbian one? I know he got so he got a lesbian daughter and then another daughter I don't think she but he got you know, I live as a hero consider the hero christ You want to come in? Come on, come on. Give me on the mic Chris gonna have to bend over make it look like christ twerking make it look like christ twerking when you and then the mask dude, come on, bro What do you want me to do? You just you already had it. You're good. Just all right. Yeah. I'm fucking ridiculous. That's a monkey pox. That's not from gov Did any of them have anything good for Monkey Pops? Any of the comics? No. No. No. No, he did. He must have been winging it then. They definitely did. Yeah. He had a bar. He had a little bar. He had a bar for Monkey Pops. But it'll be telling the jokes. I don't want to. Go ahead. Go ahead, Chris. Why is Luciani considered a hero? I think she's seen as the only member of like the old guard of the Republican party who's more centrist version of the Republican party who's pushing back against Trump. She's centrist? Yeah. By today's term. No way. She voted against abortion rights. She voted against the voting rights bill. She voted with Trump on 93% of everything. How is that centrist? Does she not believe in gay marriage and her sister is gay, married? Yeah, I think so. Before you pass out from standing up. Yes. What? What is this? That's what I got. I didn't know she was considered a hero, though. Hero? People thought that like, Mel Romney was going to stand up against Trump as a representative of that kind of more traditional Republicans. It's easy to stand up when he's not in power. I love Chris. Chris walked over the mic to not talk to him. This is unbelievable. I'm out. What I was going to say is it's easy to stand up to Trump when Trump's not in power no more. Yeah. She would not be having that energy if Trump was still in power. She still has to worry about reelection and stuff like that. It's like, it says over for her in whatever state she's in. Montana? Wyoming? Wyoming, one of them. That's why they're calling her a hero. It's like, she's trying to stand up now for what she thinks is right even though. Despite the fact that she's going to lose. I mean, listen, if I commit a murder with somebody and, you know, decide to, you know, tell on the person after the fact, I still committed the murder, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I might get some time taken off my sentence when I'm still going to jail and I'm still in accessories. And then she was Dick Rodden Trump. Pretty much. Right. She voted with him over 90% of the time. But you probably agree with Trump on 90% of things. Who? You. No. He's like, I like ice cream. You're like ice cream. That's not gold though. I don't like traffic. We all probably agree on 90% of shit. But that's why the voting record is the thing to look at, right? People can say anything. You can say anything. Oh, I do this. I do that. But what happens when you vote, bro? You know what I mean? Like, no. Yo, first of all, I don't want to hear shit about preserving democracy if you're not voting to preserve voting rights. You know what I'm saying? Like if you can't say you're standing for democracy, if you are not voting to preserve voting rights, anything else is up. And any woman that's not pro-choice, I mean, I get it for religious reasons and stuff like that. But even if you disagree with abortion, you should still agree with a woman's right to choose. Right? Not necessarily. But you don't think so? No, I personally am cool with it. Because even if it's religious, like, if they want to make the choice to do something, if they want to make the choice to go to hell, yeah, I guess, but aren't you supposed to be your brother's keeper? Not, it says brothers. It says brothers. Okay. Why are you complicating me? You can only abort the women, is what you're trying to say. I'm just saying it says my brother's keeper. I'm saying that I have nothing to do with that. Taylor, what's wrong? Yeah. All right. This is good, man. Napping. Do you believe this shit? Scroll down, Taylor. Napping. Regularly linked to high blood pressure and stroke. Hold on. Hold on. Talk to me, Schultz. This is bullshit. They trying to keep us woke. Well, no, I don't think that's the reason why black people have high blood pressure and strokes. Why you make this a color thing? Napping? That's not... Hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I don't think... Wait a minute. What are you guys... This guy got Kevin Durant scared for no goddamn reason. This guy's crazy. I just don't guy is crazy. Wait, explain. They're not going to trade Kevin to ready. I don't think he's going to pass a physical now because of you This guy is crazy. Oh People with naps got high Wow, I think that could be a correlation like obviously, you know, there are certain things that affect the black community That I don't think has anything to do with hair. I think that that's I think that's like fucking racist even make that connection Napping I agree with you That's oh, that's crazy dude This may be because although taking a nap itself is not Many people who take naps may do so because a poor sleep at night Poor sleep at night is associated with poor health and naps are not enough to make up for that Says clinical psychologist Michael grander grander directs the behavioral sleep medicine clinic At the barn or university medical center in Tucson, Arizona He wasn't involved in the study though study participants who typically napped during the day were 12% more likely to develop high blood pressure Over time and with 20% more likely to have a stroke compared with people who never napped Wow taking my chances, bro. No, but I think it's probably like Fatter more unhealthy people nap And I think that's why it looks it's not napping. That's causing it. It's your fat ass. You don't nap I love napping. I love a nap. I can't do certain things without a nap That's true. I know I'm going out to a comedy show or something. I gotta sleep during the day, bro Yeah, but people yeah, I don't think people realize like you're up at four in the morning Oh my god, tell me about it. So it's like you need a nap in order to function I guess what I'm trying to say is like it's probably people who are more unhealthy or taking naps and that unhealthiness Is what's causing them to have strokes not the fact that they're sleeping for an hour. That's a good point I need to know more. Yeah, I need to know who are these people they're studying. What is already their health condition That's why I hate about these studies like this. Yeah, it's good. Like that's so generic What's that fucking quote chris? There's three lies like lies big lies and statistics or something like that There's something like but basically you can like flip statistics to make anything look like what you want it to be Oh so long See the result. Okay All right, let's scroll scroll up tail. I think we're seeing the details. Hold on Study participants. Okay, we read that study participants who typically nap right if the person was let me read this all together Study participants who typically nap during the day will tell us in more likely to develop high blood pressure over time And with 24 more likely to have a stroke compared with people who never nap if the person was younger than age 60 Napping most days raise the risk of developing high blood pressure by 20 compared with people who never are rarely not According to the study published Monday in hypertension Uh The results held true even after researchers excluded people at high risk for hypertension Such as those with type 2 diabetes existing high blood pressure high cholesterol sleep disorders and who did night shift work So basically they did a study on people who are already dealing with these Issues Yeah, that's what i'm saying. Oh come on. Yeah, don't believe none of this shit I'll take your naps if you want to and you know, it is it is what it is Taking a nap. I because I I read that I was like, oh, they're just trying to keep us woke, bro And I feel like every woke person needs a nap. Yeah, what this is kind of like Dead a little bit, right? Uh, yeah, I think everybody's we're turning the tide on all that It's just annoying. I think I think I think consciousness is better than being just woke. Yeah, you could be aware Aware, bro. There's a funny clip this this kid put out and he's uh wearing a sombrero um What is the uh mexican garb that they put on? poncho a poncho And a fake mustache and he's walking around like this like a college area and he's like all these like You know like woke kids. He's going. Do you think this is offensive and they're like, yeah, like you're appropriating culture It's all different types. Not just white people. It's like all woke And uh, yes, you you have to know about the culture before use that. Yes, that's offensive Do you think this spends of every single person? Yes, he goes to the mexican neighborhood and he goes What do you guys think of this? They're like, no, that's cool, bro. That's fire and it's like They like their culture It's not insult if you like your thing and then you see somebody else in it. You're like, this is cool What do you mean? It's not true You can't tell mexicans what they like or they'll like think about it think about when uh, the dems, uh, the democrats they Were the you can't take off. Yeah, that's not that's not your culture That's not your culture Is it though? It's not the That's not your culture. You know, please do not speak on behalf of the proud african people. Here's the thing That's their culture I get what chela said. I never wore kente cloth in your life. How do you know? I don't I don't think I don't I don't think Am I wrong? I don't think the dems were appropriating culture as much as that she was just corny as fuck Like I don't want to see all of that symbolism and all of that It's also from a politician legislation being passed. Like I want to see I'm tired of democrats Doing those symbolic stunts and singing and dancing and all that shit with braids. We don't like seeing The whites with braids either. Why how do we get here? I I just you're appropriating mexican culture right now. You got on the goddamn. Um, what's that shit called? She got on right there the button up joint. Oh a flannel flannel. That's not mexican. Yes, it is I thought that's white. Nope That's white. That's white culture. You're appropriating white culture. Also rip jean shorts white You dress like a little white girl. You got the daisy. You got daisy dukes on that is festival attire. That is true Yeah, that's why the dresser like a little white girl, yo The dog wants to know why I don't want all of that brown makeup. Who's this white girl with all this brown makeup? Yeah, I'm seriously Um, what else? Oh, did you see kid cutty getting that shit thrown at him, bro? Yeah, that shit was funny as hell. I ain't gonna lie. If another thing gets thrown at me I'm walking off this stage. They lucky he gave a warning. I just walked off. Yeah They lucky he gave a warning. He should have never done that, bro He should have never stepped in for the concert because he's replacing kanye a guy that he just called corny And all these people bought the tickets to see kanye the fuck you think was gonna happen. That's true Kanye fastest ship, bro. I don't know how he threw that shit at cutting Then got over the little dirt stage that fast, you know, he performed a little dirt on dirt stage. Wow Yo kanye really Does move to the beat of his own drum because why would you pull out a rolling loud? Just to perform there just to be A guest feature on somebody's set. Nobody thinks that's weird, but he's brilliant because now we're talking about it I guess We don't even know if that was really kanye on dirt stage Oh Shit, I I you asked me kanye was in the crowd. Oh Kanye was tossing that don't get that cutie and then he had Body double come out perform. Oh That's what I'm saying You know, I mean if you watch it the body double performs then bounces for a second And then comes back out and it's like a thinner looking kanye I'm making all this up The reason I'm making all this up is because people are so fucking stupid I said this yesterday on breakfast club. I was like, y'all don't know how kanye Got back to the other stage so fast and it was a goddamn headline charlamagne says kanye was just throwing stuff at kick cut like what the fuck I mean, that's it. We're not doing that. I'm saying jokes and sarcasm anymore. That's a perfect headline I'm clicking on it. I mean you did say it And it's like does he have insider information whether it's true or not. It's just the most entertaining take Also, when kanye comes out to this song as a surprise, what song is it? Tell me what song was I hear it? You already know run it from the beginning and don't ruin it for him. Don't ruin it for him. Go to the beginning Oh, no, this is classic. No Go back. Go back. Go back. No, this is classic. This is classic to the beginning. There it is No, this is classic first of all The life of Pablo the classic album And Oh Those first three songs on life of Pablo. That's like some of the greatest sequels Unbelievable. Oh, what are those songs? I know it's ultra light beam. Yo, man. So don't father In the morning, I mean Are you kidding me? Yo, those first kid. How you doing? Can't fucking what is kid cutting doing for that? I almost killed myself Any on father's hands? What cut his own father's scratch my hands though. He's on that record. No. Yes. Yes. He's the one going We could have got someone else I'm sorry. That's cutie. But father's scratch my hands in the part two in the famous Man, that's like that's that's no the first song ultra light beam from ultra light beam It's ultra light beam father's scratch my hands part. Yeah, that's like In the morning No, that's that that shit slapped bro life of Pablo the classic fucking album that ain't Kanye, bro That's not conya. Who is it? That's whoever do that shit. I can't cut you Yeah, I don't know who that is, bro um Nick cannon Shout to nick. Yo, do you all have a funny ass picture? He's uh, you know do both Play the nick cannon clip Taylor Back it up, Tay. Back it up, Taylor. Back it up, Taylor. Do two balls and uh Nick can't go start aging when his baby mama start fighting He ain't lying He showed a picture Paul gotta stop Now he's undefeated, bro. He's having that girl said he's ugly as hell. He just posted a picture of her Duvall says saucy satanic gonna be around for a long time Yeah, because saucy satanic can perform his ass off duvall. If you think saucy got a fat ass, just say it Yo, just say it one time. I've already admitted it saucy be dangin. Yeah, I can't be thank you. What do you kids say? What is he saying? What did the kids say that thing be dangin and by kids I mean kids What are you talking about? Look at look at saucy throw that thing Hey So say hey, that's the best bbl in the business. You think 100% who did that one? I don't know who did saucy bbl But all y'all need to go to saucy bbl Do the ball do the ball says saucy satanic gonna be around for a while because he really puts on the show Yeah, oh, I was mesmerized by what? The show what the show say it's just the show God damn, bro God damn saucy That is Do you think that's steak? That's thick. Yeah, that should is Watery at all. Not at all, bro. They ain't watery. Ain't no sauce in them bricks. God damn it God damn it saucy. Can we get saucy on the podcast? You want saucy on the podcast, man? I mean look at stop stop shake shake. Hey Did he got titties a little too? Hey, hey, hey, oh he's killing you. Yeah, you can't compete killing you Taylor You can't I'm glad you bow down learn to bow down those thick niggas All right, me and saucy respect your fucking elders and the people that are thicker than you in this business. All right, Taylor gang All right Yo, you think you think you're thicker than saucy? No, I don't got saucy No, I got nothing on saucy You gotta tell easy Easy you think that you're thicker than Taylor easily Taylor know that wow Taylor Taylor go to the bike Taylor Come on We just want me to stand up and show it to the camera. I ain't giving them but we did that one time when you dropped it Kilton you he did kill you He did kill you She really has since that day she been talking about getting the bbl No, but what are you saying, but I think that's a size match I'm hating yeah God damn Taylor. Nobody could be thick with you. Damn pack it up. Yeah Yeah Play the Nick Cannon clip Taylor salute the saucy though. I fuck the saucy man saucy is very entertaining though Yeah, what Nick can do. This is why we see this. You gotta hear this. This is why it's a wild statement for anybody to make All right, let's see this the wild and out hot head honcho was wild 80% of women that probably need assistance when it comes to female female hygiene Have no smell 2% because I definitely agree with 20 and no, I'm narrowing it down Those are the keepers those are like, yo Spress out like It was amazing It's gonna be a nice day and everything that's amazing, but that's not normal All these girls and like they pussy those stinks sometimes Come on We talk about this all the time. Do y'all know when y'all stinking up the room? I don't have Got the heart to tell one of them You're you you you got Tell me what's wild about that statement before I say what I think is wild about that statement What's wild about 80% of women need help with feminine hygiene. Um I don't know. Maybe maybe he's right. He would know You think he's fucked 80% of women. Yeah, okay, you might have a point I think he's he's he's gone through a nice sample size And you could use that as like, you know, they decided if the state wins the state based on like, you know, testing a thousand people I think I I don't know. I I think yeah, I think he might know something here now I will say this, uh, you know, you you never smelled like a gross box Yeah, I have but I mean it's supposed to smell like something Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, but have I smelled this one that smells sour? Yes, you know what I mean, those are just rough, huh? Huh, those are rough when they smell like that, right? You don't You know, my daddy gave me a lot of bad advice when I was younger, man My daddy said if it smells like cologne leave it alone if it smells like fish eat all you wish No, he didn't say that. How did I get up not not not? I'm 44 and I need to call my dad and ask him what that meant because now When I think about it now, I'm like, well damn how long have trans women been around? Wait, why if it smells like cologne? Oh I don't know what he was saying. I thought he was saying one thing Maybe he meant something else. You know what I mean? Because back then I just thought I was young So like when you hear cologne perfume, you just think it's all one fragrance, but not in a mold I'm like So I want to ask Bro If it smells like cologne leave it alone if it smells like fish eat all you wish That's what my dad used to always say and like oh like my dad where cologne is what he's saying Yeah, okay. Oh the older like older men around me would always be like it's supposed to have some type of smell So, I mean it's not stink, but yeah Oh and by the way Do we ever smell all balls? I mean my shit stinks, bro after a hard day Yeah, like you take them drawers off you like oh shit like that camera on lyric bro What because she licked my balls right after I play ball. No wash them. No nothing here. What I say y'all Okay, y'all Act like st. J. Y'all I turn the baddest bitches gay y'all Cam is the fucking man Cam is the illness that's just a wild statement to make like all of us don't have Olders at some point in time. Yeah, because I think he even made this statement like You know like you don't even have to do it's like fresh out the shower Whatever, so it's like everybody who doesn't wash before they have sex. You don't wash You're not just diving in. Yeah, you know, I mean unless it's like well, sometimes you dive and you come right from the club You're not taking a shower. That's different. Yeah, you both smell like the club You smell like the club and you both know like the club or you both smell like you've been outside That's different and you're probably intoxicated. You're not even thinking about even thinking about it And most women have the way with all to no go Give it a little oh spritz it up Spritz it up You know what I mean Okay, so why are these girls that are hooking up with Nick Cannon feeling like they don't have to clean their vaginas first. That's how do we know? How do we know nick that not throwing ph balances off? Oh all the women he's sleeping. Oh shit So nick is bad for pussy. I'm just Yeah While in while While yo, that'd be a funny ass signal for nick if nick wanted to tell women when they got a stink vagina Soon as they pants come off. She know what time it is So they gonna have so many jokes on nick for this next season with these kids at the family reunion Ain't no room in this bitch because all of his kids Oh Have you ever had a guy say that your crotch smelled like a garbage bag That that pool pool was punching Well, boom What you smell yourself, what did you smell like humming coming at you? What some 80s rap come out Pull your panties off and somebody start rapping in the 80s I'm trying to think of more 80s It's been a long time. I shouldn't have left you A while without a douche bag to snap to Somebody do your ph off how they throw it off Oh A Haitian he was on circumcised Whoa, he's due with the shmags. No way With the shmag Oh my god, man Listen, I'm be honest with you The supreme court needs to do a ruling on uncircumcised men with shmag my man because the stuff y'all be leaving on ladies walls Be ruin them y'all wait a lot of women. I have like three homegirls who have told us that same story They scoop it and just put on the wall like a book Oh That's shmag my cupboard penis and a woman On your penis messing up her ph balance leaving stains all over the vaginal walls. Why? Yeah, that's crazy. Where are you when we need you clarence thomas? Yeah, what do you think you think clarence thomas is circumcised? Nah, he was born in 19. No, he's born in like 1800 and he was born in the 1800s I don't think they were doing schnips schnips back. God damn, bro It's gotta be a it's gotta be a origin to schnips schnips, right? They have to be a time when they started doing that. Yeah, fucking jews started doing that shit 5 000 years ago Oh, yeah, you're right the christenings. Whoo. I went to one of those one time, bro No, the brisk. I'm sorry. It's called a brisk. What's it the christenin? I'm like, what? Get them No, I went to one of my my friends brisk of my jewish friends brisk, man That was that weird a party to cut your kid's dick off Nah That you didn't think that was a baby. Well, yeah, like I mean, oh, I remember that scream to this day All right, squarespace. 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Hey, man That's my guy forgot to salute dj head last week dj head, you know, uh, he has moved on from um iHeart radio He is uh pursuing other endeavors. What did we forget? How you just gonna interrupt heads? Um Well, let's talk about the head and then we can come back. What did we do? What did I miss the the bishop? Yeah He was wilding on live. Did you see him on live? That's you see him on live today. Biggie. Yeah, I saw that but not biggie small biggie big She's calling her fat. Yeah, okay, but that salute the salute the head though, you know head walking with my heart Um, he's got something cooking up. That's gonna be Very big for the culture. I believe man. That's my guy Lovehead always got his back support him and everything he does and you know When you don't feel appreciated, uh, you you feel like there's other opportunities out there for you that are better than the opportunities you have Hey, nothing wrong with dropping your nuts and walking away. Absolutely. I respect my guy head for that. Um Absolutely pause that because that sounds crazy No, you don't think so. No, I respect my guy head for that Yeah, I mean you didn't say that you were going to give him a blow chopper. Yeah Yeah, well, it just sounds like I was respecting his head. Yeah, but you can't respect his head. Yeah, I respect his head. Yeah, I respect I think we respect that I meant to say I respect head. Not Head's head. Yeah, you know what the fuck I mean, man. Yeah. Oh, did you see the black panther too trailer? Made you feel bad for cracking all them goddamn jokes about I was I was accurate But I was accurate. They all right war with the water. They are they're going to war with the lens. Yes Yeah, but uh that being said it looks fucking amazing Yeah, man. I mean, what is your thing? I don't See how the movie could be better than that trailer The trailer was like goose bumps inducing. Can we watch it? I don't see why not? I don't think marvel is snatching down. It's already got fucking 22 million views. Jesus since july 23rd You want to give us some volume sweet tail ends the great party? There's no there's no There's only one line in this whole thing It's all music. I think that's uh, Tim Phenomenal artist Tim singing no woman. No cry and it's like a Kindred interpolation in there. We're gonna be all right and Angela Bassett has the only line to let you know that You know, she's lost her husband. Which was uh To childless father and I guess now she's lost the child Lord have mercy How does he die? That's what I want to know. That's what I'm like. I want to know. I don't I don't What series Taylor? Hold on. Hold on. Let's all that don't die in the comic books Music just hits different. That shit's loud music just hits different whoever scored that score genius Everything's gonna be That's re re williams iron heart, baby That's young namor and baku How does shory feel about that a lot? crazy I want to know who the new black fan is who is it? I don't know. I want to know how shory feels about angela bassett. Okay queen angela bassett and her entire family Oh, we don't know what part of the movie that takes place Oh, so shory might be oh Shory might die too Shit now oh shit now Did you go back real quick to the point where you see the black panther costume? Okay, just go back like 10 seconds. Mm-hmm. That is not Why do y'all I saw somebody sing somebody was like somebody said that kill monger's not in the black panther 2 trailer Did you see black panther one? Did anybody see black panther one? Why? He died. No, I know but this is kill monger suit shory made the suit She made two of them. She made the silver and black one and she made a black and gold one that that's not kill monger No, no, I know that what I'm saying is who do we think this person is that's wearing the Nakia are angela bassett. Oh, so What the shory nakia are angela bassett, but how are they gonna save the day? Well, here's the crazy part about that. You know people who uh, if you if you know about the world of wakanda, we don't come out It's written by women like literally Black panthers whole army is the door of a lodge. It's always been all women Like that's his army. That is who protects black panther and Well, maybe that's the cause of a lot of the issues that are happening in wakanda late No, maybe that's why wakanda is the most advanced technological nation in the universe. Well, no, it was there was a dude that was at the helm. Oh Black panthers dad Yeah, but shory to make sure he makes all the technology. Yeah, the women protect the kingdom Yeah The women got better weapons than the guys They did You know said the arm a lot But that's always been the beauty of black panther though And I think that they designed black panther like that on purpose like so you think this is sure So you don't think that there's a male protagonist in it No, this is whoever this is the hero And you think it's either shory shory nakia are Angela bassett or angela bassett one of the three one of the three they take the purple herb They get got the beauty of the power of black panther like whoever takes the purple herb gets the power of black panther She puts the suit on and she gets busy and in the comic book shory did become a black panther for a while Yeah, I remember me but shory kill monger kill monger with black panther for a little bit too. So who knows? No, I said sure I said that I said kill monger was I said kill monger with black panther for a little while and shory shory with black panther for a little while So would you think they'll ever be a white black panther? Uh There was a white panther at one point Really? Yeah Take that. There was a white panther Take that Take that. Yeah, there was a white panther. It didn't last long in the comic books though. Why not? Uh, I don't remember but there was there was a white panther in the comics for like a split second Oh, no, it's a white tiger. I'm sorry. Yeah I'm sorry. It's not as fun. It's white tiger I don't know who the fuck white tiger was. I don't know. Let's do some asking idiots. Let's do it and get a ball to hell Who we got who we got? Ooh, let's keep it in the marvel vein. Which marvel character would you live as for? Yeah, shochi Marvel character would I live as for a year? Oh, man, that's a tricky one, dude. I mean spider-man is always cool, but the hours suck I think uh, you know Wolverine is fire. Love Wolverine. Yeah, uh Oh iron man We're talking about ones throughout history, right? Yeah, iron man would be so much fun iron man done Yeah, I don't know who I'd be if you wanted a big bad though. It'd be like Thanos Oh, you go bad guy. Yeah. Oh interesting think about marvel a lot of their bad guys aren't really bad guys Yeah, they have people who have a different perspective of the world And they think shit should be a certain way and um So I don't either either either either Either kane Because kane's a time traveler. Yeah, so kane has seen so many different Generations. Yeah, either kane the conqueror But they know it's just to get rid of some of now. Did you see the most recent Thor? Yes I did. What do you think? um, I I haven't I haven't loved any of the marvel phase four movies. I they're good They're not great But I enjoyed Thor because I enjoy the comedic aspect of Thor like it gave me what I wanted like I didn't Leave feeling like oh, shit. That was disappointing. Oh the thing about the movie It just don't feel like there's no stakes Dr. Strange and the multiverse of madness was the only one that felt like There was some stakes attached to it. Right. I mean Thor didn't feel like there was no stakes attached to it Yeah, I hear that I I thought that it was good But I thought the last 30 minutes was fantastic Last 30 minutes like when the kids get the power when the woman saved the day you enjoyed it It's not a woman. It's a Thor It's a genderless Thor, okay, it's very different Yes, so a non-binary Thor. Yes, we're non-binary Thor. Okay. No, no like when the kids got the power Oh, I loved it. It was so endearing like Miss Marvel, which I like that part Oh, wait, why? Yeah, that's really a little cheese. Oh, I love it. I like a little cheese on that pizza But yeah, but I think they lean into the cheese like I think it's almost like part of it Yeah, I didn't and I didn't still don't know what that was the hammer being jealous and everything like I like that Yeah, that was that was dope. That was dope. That was I enjoyed. I mean, I enjoy all of the movies Thor is one of the most slept on uh What's the word catalogs of movies in the Marvel universe? Yeah, like the best trilogy to me is captain america captain america Winner soldier civil war civil war and then you know in the infinity one in game undefeated forget it You're not not getting too much better movie making than that. But after that for me is the Thor series Yeah, but well guardians that thing is awesome. This is really I think I put guardians above the war. It's really fucking good Yeah, I wouldn't disagree with that. I think yeah guardians to me is And then you add Thor into the guardians world because I think he's in it now, right? Yeah, so it just makes it even better. He's phenomenal. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the great. Yeah, he's amazing. He's great. He's great. Uh Yeah I feel like we did this before a superhero Lenard bro with a period Lenard, Lenard with a period with a period So you just use your name Lenard with a period. Okay Just fire right here what you said Think about what you just say bro. Look out there's Lenard, bro. Hell fuck yeah That's fire I like how you said that look out there's Lenard Okay God, I don't what was your superpower of hate Lenard? Uh, I'm really I really like I like interdimensional travel You just want to see what else is out there. I just want to see what else is out there That's it at this point. I want to see what else is out there. Well, I like interdimensional travel Which is so interesting right that we're so interesting to see in other dimensions We haven't even really explored like the whole world. Like what's the what's the woman's name who's seen every country? She's been to every country. She put a book out Oh, what's her name? Like yo, she's been to every country. That's fire What but who is she she's like a instagram thotter. Nah, she ain't no instagram I think she was a flight attendant at one point. Oh, I could be wrong But yeah, you just want to experience it all one experience. I like that. I think that makes sense interdimensional travel, man That's all that's what I want What would just superhero probably I don't know. That's interesting Like I I love the idea of like flights or maybe even better than flight is like The ability like disappear and then reappear in a place Because I do also just want to experience all these things and like, you know Not only you're running late, but it's like, yeah, let's go to fucking Italy for the weekend Let's do this like yeah, and I think at the end of the day the superpower is just soaking up life I don't know if I would want Uh, what is it where you can't be killed immortality? I do think life might get boring if that is the case like you just need the stakes Yeah, then everybody you love gonna die. You gotta deal with grief for the rest of your life. No matter what that Yeah, but uh, but yeah, I agree with that something to like allow Something to allow me to experience life to the fullest. Yeah Say again Taylor said a pause button That's the Harlem superhero Yeah, we don't we don't need you holding up gay progress. Taylor. Yeah for real, bro. Okay Jesus, okay. What else we got would you rather me? Millie Moppage says would you rather meet your ancestors or go to the future and meet your great great grandkids? Let me tell y'all something that y'all may not know Don't nobody care about great great grandkids, bro The only people that care about great great grandkids is the great great grand kids if you go To the like past And tell somebody i'm your great great grand kid. He's gonna fucking kick you out and get you arrested. He does not know you Yeah, he has no connection to you. You have a connection to your grandchild Right, you have a child That you have a child. Yes, you're right. Your child has a child. You know your grandchild Okay, your great great grandchild means that's your child's child's child now. You ain't got no connection to them Here's the thing though Would you use that an excuse just so you could see what the world is like in a few more generations? That's what I would do. I'd be like, yeah, I want to go visit my great great grandchild But then I just see what kind of technology we had like see what the world was shaped like which countries ain't around no more It'd be for selfish reasons though because completely selfish you come back here and tell everybody what's gonna happen in the future They're not gonna believe you you know, you're right But everybody's gonna be dead so we ain't gonna see it. Nobody's gonna be able to say yo charlotte was right Nobody's gonna be able to say shows was right. Yeah, but you could do the the what is that fucking movie with michael j fox Back to the future you do the back to future shit and just run it up gambling was I wouldn't even want to do that No, uh Oh, maybe I would yeah, that'd be fire. Yeah, you're not changing that you just write with all the sports course exactly That would be so fire You know how hot you know how much espn would pay you And you wouldn't even want to be on there. You just have your own platform predicting everything even That's it. That's it. I mean, oh my god. Yeah, that'd be fire Uh, let's end on this one. This is a good one. Uh, Derek and peter says our men emotionally attracted to men and sexually attracted to women I mean You're using the word attracted What the fuck there Is Wow Derek damn Derek If you like men just say yeah, it's all good if you're emotionally attracted to men. That's all good man Like listen man, this is 2022. You don't got to give us all of these roundabout ways to get into what you want to get into Derek Derek our men are emotionally attracted to men and sexually attracted to women That is like wow. Yeah, he's a wild boy. Tell us that you understand it. Come on. Tell us go boom No, when you take two steps down I go boom For those of y'all know what just happened For every step Taylor took charlo went boom because she had to do off the chair Yes, she does She's sitting in a directed chair and she has to jump off and she does it so carefully. It's like one two every single I'm god damn Because I know especially when I was in college guys, I can't handle guys, right? So In that sense The reality of the situation is Taylor's not wrong We're all um you're everybody that we love and care about whether they're men women days whatever We're all emotionally attracted to people a hundred percent something about a person that either makes you happy right it makes you uh Feel good. Feel good. Like it's you're all we're all emotionally attracted to people in some way shape or form I don't understand when he said that when he's when you word it like that Derek Honestly, it just sounds to me like you might be more than just emotionally attracted to a guy and it's fine Because it just makes it seem like you have an emotional mental attachment with men But you just using women for their bodies Use men for their bodies to suck on That's right, bro. That's right. It should be all of it. It should be all combined because you know Sometimes you meet people you're I'm sure the first time you met your wife He was emotionally attracted to her. Yes as well as physically. Yes, and that turns to Marriage marriage the same thing with me and my wife, you know I mean some people you meet and you know, especially relationship That of offensive sex you meet them and you have just An emotional connection because you should be very aware of who your energy goes up around Who your energy goes down around so it's certain people your energy goes up around and that don't mean you want to Be with them and sleep with them. Yeah, you know, I mean and that's for some for any sex So it's men women whatever so Uh Derek to answer your question Just be gay, bro It's fine It's fine, man. We support you. We got your back. We got your back. Literally Derek All right Um, that's it Make sure you keep downloading. Uh, andrew shows comedy special. Yes. 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