 She's already diagnosed with diabetes, so it didn't really matter. Welcome to episode number 26 of the fully actual podcast. We are Martin, Michael sucking on my titties. You won't call me all the time. Today's date is the 3rd of September. For those of you who didn't know what the date is. And on this day, a chimp beat some stockbrokers after a month long contest in which a Swedish newspaper pitted a chimpanzee against five stock analysts to see who could earn the most on a $1,250 investment the chimp earned $100. $90 compared to the stockbrokers best of 130. The chimp picked his stocks by throwing darts. Boom. Now that we've got the day's lesson out of the way, we can talk about what you've done. I smell like piss. Why? Because my clothes have been in the car and when we're driving home from the pub the other day, not us driving home, our work colleague who films for us Connor. We needed to piss. So I pissed in the front seat. Marty through peer pressure from seeing me do it. Decided to piss in the back seat. I didn't do that. My car and I've left my fucking clothes not in the piss because we pissed on the ground in the car. The windows have been up. Now all my clothes smell like piss. None of that. None of that happened. Michael was went to the pub on his own. He was meant to be filming on Thursday and went to the pub on his own. Connor and I were waiting at home. We were just editing and Michael came home at about four p.m. drunk as shit and he'd taken a couple of pisses in his car while he was driving home. All right, you're going to believe that we only got one video filmed on that Thursday. We're meant to do too. But yeah, Michael on his went to lunch to the pub and we didn't see him till four p.m. Hammer drunk piss all through his car. That's why his clothes smell like piss. Famous birthday is Sean White, who is a snowboarder. He turns 32 today. Haven't ever heard of him to be completely honest. I've never snowboarded either. Don't know who he is. I do. He, wow, I can't believe he's 32. That's scary. We are getting old. No. Oh yeah, we're not. We don't age. Also, Charlie Sheen is 53 today. So he's actually sold us a block of meth before in in America. So Charlie, happy, happy, bloody birthday, brother. Don't, don't, don't fucking go too hard, man. I know how he is. I know how he gets on his birthdays, man. It's fucking staying doors. Can't fucking staying doors this time. Can't fucking running around the streets and shit. Can't fucking off. Chop that dog. He's off chop tap. He's off chop tap. That's a new saying. Onto our first segment, which has been renamed. And this is a segment where we just answer our fan questions that you have all politely sent in. All right. This first one is from Robbie 12 underscore charlamours and he has asked, or should I just read what he said? Yeah, go on. Love the fully actual podcast. You are the best, best, best, best. And they were all all those bests were in capitals. I'm so glad you guys are the best also in capitals in Australia, but I'm probably the best in Africa. Oh, yeah, we definitely be climbing the African ranks. That's for sure. But one question. Now this one goes to you, Marty. Is the cow's vagina warmer than a human's? I did give a cow a left right the other night, but I wasn't keen for a fuck after. What am I doing wrong, Marty? Well, it might you just might not be sexually attracted to cows. It's quite normal apparently for someone not to want to fuck a cow. I think it's just some sort of beast passion within me that makes me want to punch and fuck cows. No cows aren't warmer than humans. It's quite similar. But to be honest, during my fits of sexual rage, I can't really feel anything. And then when I sort of come to, yeah, there's a bit of panic and I'm shaking a lot. So I don't really sort of evaluate it much. But yeah, I assume it'd be similar temperature. But the reason you don't want to fuck cows is because not many people actually want to fuck cows. Do you remember coming when you fucked cows or is it all black and then you wake up and you don't know if you've come or not? It's more like a really fast paced dream. So it's sort of, I'm in and out. There's parts where I remember very vividly and it gets me a bit excited. Josh X to priv and he has asked, would you rather drink a liter of Michael's wine glass piss or give a heartfelt apology to one of your past sexually abused cow victims? Well, I would never apologize to the cows. They understand what's happening. They know full well if it's not they could just walk away if they want. Well, yeah, I think some have tried to gallop away. But if I've got one of their hind legs, it's hard. As soon as I get one hind leg, that's it. Not even if they do try and run. I'll just my grip is quite tight around the back hoof and they'll they currently run properly on three legs. And once I get my second hand on the same huff, I dig my heels into the ground and pull back as hard as I can. Do you ever snap the tendon? No, usually, no, not specifically, but dig my heels in pull back as hard as I can. And then their legs sort of slip out from underneath them and I flip them on to their back. And that's when I sort of begins and you mount them. Have they ever like with their other foot when you've only gotten one of them? Do they ever kick you? Have you ever go? No, they usually try and usually try to get away and they don't sort of kick back. Yeah, well, if a hoof is coming at my face, you know, I just get out of the way. Yeah, you dodged it. Yeah, just don't get hit by it. So what was the question? Yeah, would you rather apologize to one of your sexually abused cows? No, no regrets with that. I would do it. I would do it all over again. So I do it more intensely and I do it. I'd go to the gym for a bit longer first. I want to get big before I do it again. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um, okay. So you're saying you'd rather drink one of my glasses of piss after a wine binge. Yes, there's I'm not apologizing for anything that I've done to those cows. Not one thing fair enough. I've done some horrific things. I wouldn't apologize for one for one small portion. None of it. It is all done with passion and it's all done the right way and how it should be. Okay. All right. Next question. Yes. Okay. Next fucking question. Next question is from oh shit. I did a screenshot and I've missed their name. So sorry. But this says would you? Oh, this is the same fucking question. Next question is from Camilla Camilla Camilla re Camilla re 100 who's got the higher pain tolerance out of you to sure it's Michael. That's what she thinks. Yeah. Michael probably goes through more pain than I do. But pain is all in the mind. Pain is all in the mind. So, um, some things hurt Michael more than they hurt me and some things hurt me more than they hurt him. You definitely cop eyeshots better than me. You know, I take blunt force trauma to the eyes a lot better and I'm good at ripping toenails off and eating dog shit and my own shit and drinking piss different types of pain and emotional pain is the pain that we take the best. All right. Next question is from Ethan underscore Kerwin and he has asked how are you guys so hot again born with it and we also take pride in our appearance. We never used to. We used to look like fucking dog shit. Hey, yeah, we're doing that when the years where we're really poor. Yeah. Domino's pizza here. Domino's pizza there. Now it's fucking restaurant pizza here restaurant pizza there and we can afford gym and we can afford steroids. We have time now to go to the gym and look after ourselves and we can go and get a haircut now instead of paying not even just getting a friend to butcher it with a with a knife. I go I go to the barber now. Yeah, weekly. Yeah, it's like fuck shaving your own face. Yeah, it's too hard. It takes time and it's boring. We do what? Yeah, so having money makes it easier to look this hot and we have a loss. Oh, next question is from Sophie George Salinas. I would like to know which South American countries would you visit? P.S. I love you both. I've been to Columbia for no reason other than to the coffee is great. Yeah, you love that coffee. Yeah, good coffee beans. I actually didn't drink coffee when I was finally ground Colombian beans are sorted into long thick lines. Yeah, for some reason their coffee is white. Yeah. Did you know it just got passed in Mexico and this is already passed in Colombia. You can recreate like do recreational cocaine have under two grams on you in Columbia and it's legal and I don't know what how many grams you can have in Mexico, but it's now been passed to have cocaine recreationally. Wow. So there you go. We've got marijuana in California and we've got by cocaine in Mexico. It's probably for the best that that's not legal here. It's probably the best. Yeah, well, which brings us actually to my next question and this is from it's Julian Woods. And I don't know what I can't really remember this, but he's asked, do you have that $350 from last week? You have a week left till Michael loses a toe. What cost $350 in Australia? A bag of cocaine. Julian Woods is a drug dealer. He's a convicted drug dealer. He's on parole. If a policeman is listening to this, Julian Woods sent us that message. So yeah, maybe go do something about that because that is that is just unacceptable. Yeah, yeah. No, just kidding. He's not really a drug dealer anymore. Not really on parole. Just joking everyone. So police listening to this calm down. Don't worry. It's just a joke. Freedom of speech, man. Freedom of speech. Fucking drug dealer. All right. Next question is from Jaden Prasad underscore. This is Xiaomi's younger brother. Prasad. I had a good drink and sex with him on Saturday night. Who's doodles bigger? Mine was until the operation. Mine, yeah. Mine's like that big. Like a good 30 centimetres. Mine's like that big. Yes. I think I just got Michael by like maybe 4 centimetres. A wrecked. It's like, oh yeah. That's flaccid, of course. Isn't that everyone messaged? Yeah. Measures their dick. Yeah, 100. Yeah, exactly. So there you go. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Huge dick. Next question is from Pod High 27. Who would you rather smash? Lockie or Jackson? Lockie. Me and Lockie in LA had like a little relationship going. We kissed only. We didn't get any further than that. Who the fuck asked that question? How do they know that you have a sick thing for Lockie? Yeah. Well, we'd hold hands and we're walking down the Hollywood Boulevard. Well, we often talked about putting Lockie on the spit. Yeah. We'd just like be in between us and we'd be pumping away and he'd just be on all fours. And Jackson would be ramming his shoulders back into you as you thumped forward. Yeah, yeah. So it'd be, oh. And I'd just be watching, I guess, in the corner. Yeah. Lockie gets a little like, I don't know, a bit like shy. He gets a bit shy about it. But there's definitely something there. You guys kiss. Yeah, yeah. We did next to the Hollywood, in front of the Hollywood line. Yeah. And um, yeah. I love him deep down. Definitely, definitely pursue that. Yeah, yeah. One day. One day. Matt underscore BT 2005. He's asked, does Michael have a boyfriend? Well, he has boys that are friends, but he fucks birds. Yeah. Well, I've got a girlfriend. But yeah, as we're saying before in LA, I mean, not Marty, fucking Lockie were. I had special moments. Yeah. We had special moments. And it was only hand holding and it was one kiss. It was no tongue. It was just because the Hollywood sign was there. It was romantic. There was lots of intense flirting and some heavy petting. Yeah, I saw. But yeah, no, we've never fucked boys. We are straight and we get asked that a lot and fair enough. We do a lot of gay shit, but no, we're straight and we're so straight. But it wouldn't matter if we're gay or not. Aussie underscore Cart 99. We've met this guy. It's Bryce. Do you use have any brothers and sisters? Yes. I have one older brother and I have one younger sister. My older brother is three years older than I. My younger sister is three years younger than me. Well, that's weird. This next question from I underscore got underscore the underscore hookups underscore. How much shit do you take a day? Is it normal to take over seven shits a day? Look, it depends what you're eating. But a healthy person, a healthy human does shit a lot. If you've got a good diet, you should be shitting three or four times a day. I do then. No, no, I don't know. Yeah, it's different. No, I had a shit this morning, Lockie, because I had one of his amazing satay stir fries and I had it was rainbow rainbow shit. There's something with your digestive system. I've never seen a firm shit come out of your ass since I'm going to start taking photos to prove to you. I asked you to come over and look at him, but you refuse. It's because I hear them hitting the water and it doesn't sound very solid. It sounds like someone's born a fucking can of fucking diesel down the toilet. You should have been there this morning. You would have seen it had nuts. It had some red in it. It had black bits in it. It had like green. All I'm hearing is that your body doesn't digest any of the food at all and that it just passes through your system. Well, it was good. It tasted nice. It goes in the way you swallow it is the way it comes out. Yeah. Well, you said I don't chew enough when I told you about it earlier. Yeah. I think your body is still getting used to eating eating foods other than, you know, pizza and croissants and schnitzels. Last two questions. This one's from Haley Marie underscore is me is me. Hey, an idea for your podcast could be some past funny, weird dating experience. Love your from New Mexico. Dude, do you remember that time where I took a chick? We won't mention her name out on a date and I couldn't be fucked going on the date. So I said, Hey, how about we just go out to Down Underbar and get drunk with my friends? I was meant to go on a cinema date with this girl. We're going to go see a movie. I was no fuck. I hate that. You don't even talk to him. So I was like, we rocked up at the cinema. I was like, Hey, my friends in the car, Marty and our old friend Henry, do you want to go to Down Underbar, which is a seedy as fuck down like backpack a bar and just get drunk and she agreed. And then fuck, man, I we I came to my senses with my pants down and I was in the bathroom store and the bounce is saying, get out. There's shit in my underwear. There's vomit all over me. I tried to clean the vomit up, hid the shit in my undies. And then I went, I then I fucking those, but then I got caught out because when I came out the front, you and Henry and her were like, where the fuck have you been for the last 45 minutes? And I was like, just like, oh, it's felt a bit sick, but I'm okay now. And then Henry goes, look at your shoes and there's vomit all over my shoes. So I can't hide the fact that yeah, I was throwing up hard. So she left. She left and she never she has never spoken to me again since, but I remember the next day how I found out that I shot myself was I pulled my jeans down and my undies were still around my knees somehow. Why don't you just leave the undies in the toilet? No, no, because I didn't really know that I'd shut myself until the next day. But like, then I've pulled my pants up and my undies have stayed around near my knees and I was like, why is my jeans feel so fucking tight or something's weird? And then I pulled my jeans off the next day and the there's shit all through my undies, but my undies around my knees. How's that work? Only you could shit yourself and not even fucking know about it. But yeah, that's my weirdest day. My dating life has been flawless. Yeah. Yeah, it's just cows. Except my current she's not a cow. This is from BJ. Double Y 22 Michael. Would it be worth getting a colon colostomy bag colostomy bag for when you go out? Well, we've tried putting adult nappies on him and that doesn't work. I remember once I can't Michael went home first from a night out and I can't remember. I went to someone else's house first or something. Anyway, I tried to come home like 8 a.m. banging on the door for fucking half an hour and he wouldn't wake up and then I walk it finally, finally wakes up and he's wearing his adult nappy and I walk over to my bed and there's still piss everywhere. It seems to adult nappies don't work. They overflow. You must have pissed three or four times when you're passed out. Dude, I can prove to you. I've got some upstairs. I pissed myself in it. It would drip out from the bottom. Why an adult nappy? I think it's just for old people who leak a little bit or like, I think it's meant for if you shit. Well, yeah, shit and also probably just for really old men who leak when they because they can't hold their piss properly. Not for like dudes in their late 20s who just it's not it's not for just pissing in. It's not, you know, it's not just because you're wearing an adult nappy. It doesn't mean you don't go to the toilet anymore. I think that's what they're made for. But they should definitely invent some fucking some proper piss nappies for adults because fuck me. He's pissed on some mattresses. Oh, dude. Yeah. It happened on Saturday. Yeah. I'm not surprised. Um, which bed mine one bed. Yes. How many times have you pissed out one bed mattress now? It's getting it like two or three, which isn't too bad. Yeah. You've only owned it for four days. No, like four months. But yeah, I was just going to say I don't need one of those bags when I go out because I don't got a mattress, but like, I was going to say no, because I don't piss myself when I go out, but then I just told a story of me shitting myself when I go out. So maybe I do and when I do piss myself when I go out, it's to get out of conversations with people. I don't want to have conversations with, but the shitting, I don't know what happened then. We drank a lot of jugs of beer and we used to drink very quickly. So it's sort of, it's all fun. Yeah, we're much more responsible now. Much more responsible now. Well, I guess we pissed in my car the other day. Well, if you did. Oh, that's all the questions for question time. All right, that brings us to our next segment and it's been renamed. And basically this is a segment where we just talk about an old story that's happened and yeah, it's look, it's, it's one of the best. It's one of the best segments and it's a pretty good story that we've remembered this week. Yeah, because half the time we can't remember the stories. Yeah, so this is, so we've talked a lot about how Michael pisses himself when we drink a lot and this is back when we were fucking fresh 18 year olds. Michael had never pissed himself yet. He hadn't done it. He had never pissed himself until this night. This is the very first time Michael pissed himself and we went to a friend's house and it was like a Friday night or something and he's like, oh, yeah, we'll just have a quiet one here. We won't drink. He just wanted to have a quiet night. I wanted to watch the football and he was telling us, no, you can come over, but you're not allowed to get fucked up. So he used to live with his mom, grandma and sister. So yeah, so we went, we went over there. He's got, he had like the whole downstairs area. So I was just us downstairs and he was watching the football and Michael just, you know, pretended we just had a couple of beers and whenever he looks at towards the TV screen, we would skull be as fast as we could. Just wouldn't, and then whenever he went to turn around, we put the beer back down. So before we knew it, we'd sunk like six beers in 10 minutes and just turned around and was like, what the fuck? Have you guys been, did you guys drink all of them? I was a bit confused and we sort of were just playing it down like, oh yeah, you know, we're just having a few beers and we ended up getting fucking more all black. Yeah. I don't remember shit fucking more all. And anyway, everyone went to bed really early and we're fucked. It was really a waste. We shouldn't have gotten so hammered and then Michael was sleeping. They'd like a fall out couch and this is the first time I'd ever seen Michael so passed out that I couldn't wake him. No, what about when you took me to Wumber and pissed all over me yourself? Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, even then you, I remember you stirring and trying to wipe us away. You're still semi-conscious. He was unconscious. He saw I was able to do whatever I wanted and me being super drunk and everyone else being asleep. I was so bored. So I proceeded to rip all of Michael's clothes off while he was sleeping like I because I didn't know that he was so passed out. So I'd have to do it carefully. So I'd yank his pants down and then quickly lie back down in case he woke up. And then it was a long, long process to get all of your clothes off and then I dunked all these clothes in water, stuck them in the freezer and now Michael's lying in the family lounge room completely naked and I thought it was fucking hilarious. Then to make it a bit weirder, I found a broom and put the broom next to him. So it looked like he'd been like purposely a broom all night. Then in the morning at like 6 a.m. I could hear Jesse's mother coming down the stairs and I know Michael's lying completely naked next to me spooning a broom and I was but I was I just pretended like I was asleep. I just buried my head into the blanket and just trying so hard not to piss myself loving and I just hear her footsteps. Come down the stairs and I can hear her walking and I hear her stop look for a bit and then I hear her continue to walk into Jesse's room which was nearby and I heard her say Jesse why is Michael naked out there? What are you talking about? And then Jesse's sister and grandmother also came down to see Michael's naked sick body. He had just pissed himself as well. Lying next to a broom. I didn't even know that he'd pissed himself like this is the first time he'd ever done it. It's only when Jesse came out and and we woke Michael up and Michael sat up and we started feeling them the lounge that we realized. It's not that's not sweaty. So he's fully pissed himself. I had to buy him a new couch slash bed and then a couple weeks later I pissed that new one and had to buy him another one. That's when it started. That's when you started pissing. Once I started I couldn't stop. Yeah, it was just that was it. It was the beginning of the end. So Jesse's whole entire family just saw Michael's naked body and that was a fucking that fulfilled me and that was a deep sense of fulfillment. Yeah, three generations, his sister, mother and grandmother. It was like it was like six hours of work went into that joke and it was all worth it. Just pissing myself laughing as I heard her walk past and stare at Michael. Oh, and now every time I've seen his family, they're like, oh, you better not be sleeping over. Oh, like, yeah, I just cop a whole load of shit, especially from the grandma. She's still alive. That old slag. No, she's I guess. Yeah, yeah, she's not that. But is she still alive? Yeah, she is. Fucking hell kicking on the old fucking duck. All right, so that is this week's story. Now we're going to trial a new segment. If it doesn't work so well this week, we need your help to make a better next week. So anyone who watches or listens to this on YouTube, comment underneath what you want us to talk about. Okay, any topic you want could be religion, could be Michael's hair. It could be Matthew Gregory Brown from some concrete space. Space is interesting. Wholesome astronomy. You could want us to talk in depth about wholesome concrete. So we're going to have a look at the the comments from the last few videos that we've done, but we haven't asked you guys to do this. So I don't know how it's going to go. But we're just basically going to brag about ourselves reading compliments. No, because I'm pretty sure I can have a look. I'm pretty sure there was right before we went to LA. We wanted to start this segment and we said it. And some people did comment. Most hardcore drug you guys did and the story. DMT and it's life changing. Yeah. Once you do DMT, you'll never be the same. Well, what about what time we did 15 MDMA caps each? Oh, dude. Yeah, we didn't. That was risky. We our body started to shut down. What happens when you're on MDMA is your your your short term memory goes so you can't remember. We would have the same conversation every 30 seconds. It was fucked. It gets gross after a while because you don't talk about anything other than like not being able to talk. So the whole time we're just sitting there. What are we just talking about? What are we just talking about? Oh, I can't believe we can't remember. Then we'd have to be talking about. Literally the whole fucking time you're on and the worst thing I'm most dangerous is you can't remember the last time you had a cap and like so then you just you forget you've had a cap so you have another cap. Oh, fuck. We haven't had a cap in a while and not realize and we've just had one 10 minutes ago. So I think I had a one moment of clarity where I was like, holy fuck. Cause I looked at the bag of MDMA drugs and we'd gone through a lot and I was like, holy shit. And then I put a timer on and then whenever we went to be like, oh, we haven't had one for ages. I'd look at the timer and it was like fucking 10 minutes had gone by. It hasn't even kicked in that one. You just took and then yeah, would we like 16 or 18 each? And then I just remember like shaking uncontrollably and I looked over my shoulder to see Michael lying on the bed. I've got like triple vision and we're talking about having another one and like, dude. And what happens is when you start to OD on MDMA is your nervous system shuts down, which is why we were convulsing and shaking and uncontrollably. Then probably the most annoying thing about MDMA banners is you can't, I can't piss. Oh, for hours. I'll be needing to piss so, so badly, but your nervous system so fried that you can't relax the nerve that you need to piss. I was like Googling. I was considering going to a fucking hospital because I need to piss so, so bad, but you can't. So you just sit, we're taking it turned swapping over on the fucking toilet. Can you piss dude? Nah, man. Oh, and then we'd swap over. Can you piss? Nah, we're just sitting there for like 45 minutes each at a time trying to piss. It was so frustrating and you're just shaking. It was a low point in our life and we don't do that anymore. And no one should ever do that many that we've done it so you don't have to. Yeah, we're scientists. We had to do it to check what happens. Now we know don't do anywhere near that many. Probably don't do them at all until you're 18 and you then you decide if you want to do it. Everyone be safe out there. Okay. Promise me have each other's backs promise me that you'll be safe out there like hold each other's back promise me have a back. Yeah. Next question. All right. We have a question here from the life of Xan and he has asked how much and I think 15 15's 15's. Yeah. Still risky. It's not 18 which is too far girlfriend or cow. Oh, that's hard. You don't have to answer if you don't want. Yeah. Look, I'm going to have to both of both. Yeah. You can have both. It's not cheating if it's a different fucking species. How much valium and alcohol did you mix in Bali? Fucking shit ton a fucking shit ton. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had a mighty more so because he's fallen down drains knocking teeth out. Oh God. I was so close to snapping me two front teeth. Oh God. Oh man. Swing so hard that we do run from side of the road to side of the road until bang and I've fucking come out of like a 7-Eleven with a beer and I just hear calls of like Michael I'm like looking around the street and I can't see anything and then I just follow the voice and he's down a sewer screaming. Oh my God. Yeah, a lot and that the thing is it's like it's valium is everywhere in Bali and so is alcohol. But don't do it. Don't mix them and we do this so you don't have to remember that and we will never do it again unless another experiment is needed. Yeah. Unless yeah because you can't just do one experiment. You always got to do multiple. It's yeah to make sure would you just go something we might have to change a ratio might be more alcohol more or less valium or vice versa or even more all together. You never know. It just didn't we won't go out walking the streets. I just realized what we what we did before LA on the podcast before LA I think we asked a question to the viewers and wanted them to comment the answer in the in the in the comments of the video and I think our question was how much. Yeah, so people of people are saying how much you get the idea guys if I can comment what you want to talk about in the YouTube video and we will try and talk about it next week. Does that make sense? Yeah. Space is Pluto a planet or not wholesome Matthew Brown wholesome astronauts concreting is another topic someone might want to ask about how big is an asteroid Matthew's middle name Gregory could be something that someone might want to talk about. So just comment Gregory if you'd like that us to talk about that. Oh, what's the next segment? All right. The final segment for the evening is of course. There you go. It hasn't been renamed. It just says prank call and this week's my right here. That's actually what it has been renamed. I lied. That's a good prank man. Yeah. But basically it's just a prank call and for this week's prank call it's called excessive swearing while ordering pizza. So I'm just going to fucking swear my tits off while I'm ordering pizza and see how the employee handles the situation for science. Exactly. Social science. Let's give Domino's a ring a. All right. Oh man. They're going to be onto us last week. She was not telling us. She's not who she is. Yeah. That wasn't a name. Fucking dog. Hey fucking go on mate. Can I just fucking get a fucking pickup order please? I'll get a I'll get a fucking one of them little fucking those little cunt garlic bread fucking dog things to start with. What about those little fucking slippery fucking dog shot fuck off meat lovers with a barbecue fucking sauce base? They know. They know. Yeah. This guy is I can call the Chinese they will hang on. Okay. They always hang on. Oh yeah. We have been doing a lot of pizza. Let's let's go with we're going to get order some Chinese food for this one. What is it evergreen Chinese take away. Yeah. Hey, hey fucking going. Can I just fucking place a pickup order please? Can I get fucking? You guys got that fucking that slippery looking bloody honey fucking chicken shit. You got that fucking honey chicken or some shit it's called some fucking dog shit nuts on it honey chicken. Yeah, you got that that fucking honey chicken shit that fucking you know that bloody chicken with fucking sickly sweet fucking honey around it. Yeah, mate. Yeah, the fucking the honey chicken on it one honey fucking chicken can also get a fucking one of them shit dog fuck off bloody mongolians mongolian fucking beef or some dog shit on it. Yeah, mate. Yeah, fucking honey chicken and a fucking one cheeky little cunt mongolian beef on it. Yeah, as well as the the fucking doggy shit fuck off fucking honey chicken fucking slap it up your ass fuck it hard and and I'll get a fucking big fuck off one of them big tubs of fucking shit piss dog rice the big fuck off containers. And you guys got them slaggy sluts sluts spring rolls. You got slaggy fucking shit vegetable spring rolls. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's fucking going on. It's fucking dogs got me on fucking hole or some shit. Hello. Yeah, what's with people not liking swearing? It's Australia. All right, let's try it was really weird. What were they like recording? Yeah, that's what I was thinking for abuse or something shit. Yeah, good day, mate. Can I just get a fucking pickup order, please? Oh, you's got that fucking that beautiful fucking plump honey chicken fucking's got that pissy bloody gloss honey chicken on it. You got that fucking shit. The the fucking honey chicken. Yeah, you guys got that. You're right now. Can I get one of them big fuck off big fucking dog size fucking big rice is the one with the fucking nuts on the fucking big heart one the big fucking fuck off one. Yeah, sure. So big fucking large rice, big fucking dog shot, big tits on it, big fuck off, big large container of rice. Serenading us. Hello. Yeah, sorry. Did I get put on the fucking hole there? Did I was that strange? Yeah, good day. Can I just play say a pickup order, please? Can I get one of them honey chickens? Big fucking fuck off one big big dirty honey chicken. All right. No worries. Well, there you go. Fuck. She tried pizza hut. Yeah. Last one. All right. We'll see how this one goes. You get a mate. Can I play say a pickup order, please? Yeah, mate. Frank. F-A-R-I-A-N-K. Mate, you got that the fucking the what's it fucking called with a fucking barbecue sauce on the bottom and the fucking little slutty little bits of chicken all over the fucking barbecue chicken or some shit. Yeah, that's the motherfucker there. Put that one down one of them and I'll have one of them slutty garlic bread dog things with a fucking nuts on a one big one with a fucking cheese on the dog. Shit. You got the fucking cheesy garlic bread ones. You grab a fucking cheesy garlic bread there and brother put down a fucking drink for us to you got that bloody slit hit bullshit Pepsi shit. Yeah, mate. Truck down a cheeky 1.25 fuck off leader of coke and let me tell you I'll get another couple of pizzas and you guys got the fucking the what's the fucking dog shit with a fucking pineapple on the shit fuck off the fucking. What's that pizza? Yeah, that's the fucking shit dog there. Get one of them down and I'll slag off one more fucking shit shit bitch. I'll fucking dog a shit dog bone up the fucking back of the shit hall. I'll put I'll put down my foot down a fucking shit hole and fuck it up the back. Just one large big shit piss lots and lots of shit cheese pissing out the mouth of the dog thing with shit running down. What what chicken pizzas you got? Yeah, yeah, that's the one that last fucking slutty slag thing. You sucked off the fucking dog shit pushed down the hill and the brick fucked it. That's the one main. I can find the chicken. Yeah, mate. And one more of them. So as you got them little fucking shitty little fucking petite little slut dog balls of fucking meat and then little fucking chicken shit piss off the fucking shit all over it. Yeah, that's the one, mate. Um, mate, I'm just going to have to cancel out all of my fucking dog shit wife just walked in holding a fucking bag of KFC. Would you fucking believe it? Yeah, sorry, mate. The fucking missus just fucking walked through the fucking shit door. She's holding my whole fucking bag of KFC. She's only holding one drink. The dumb dog bitch fucking KFC shit. Anyway, mate, sorry to waste your fucking time. Suck it up the arse and piss it down the hill. Fucking suck and slap it around a little bit and shit all over the dog house. See you, mate. Oh my God. That what you just did it has fucking cured fuck. Oh, I love saved the day. I Fucking got no depression now Yeah, I think the Chinese didn't like it cuz they just couldn't understand me though that fuck I'm never gonna be able to understand these yeah, that's why they regretted the fuck That's why they said no the order. He understood when I was like dude order chicken wings You just heard some random shit and he's like oh the chicken wing maybe someone's described them like that before wow Dude, that was let's save the day once again All right guys, that is the end of episode podcast number 26 everyone stay down true always be true to the ones you love and never ever Leave the trail to go off the beaten path for we are the ones who forge the leader We're the best we're the best we're the best we're the fucking best with the best with the best yes, we're the best