 Oh my god. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever. As you can see behind me, fan mail unboxing, this is gonna be sick. So I told you guys about sending me stuff a while ago and I was kinda thinking I wanna like hold off on making this video cause I wanna let everyone have a chance to get their packages in or whatever. Well today, there's things like 110 pounds. It's either 40 bricks or 100 dildos and I'm thinking it's the dildos. Oh yo and if you sent something and you don't see in this video that means I just recorded before it got here, I'll definitely do a part two to this. So if you like this video and you wanna send something your own, the link will be in the description. What? Wow, I'm so used to selling out that I just said the link will be in the description. Holy fuck my life. The address will be in the description. Not the, oh my god, I'm the worst. What could you have possibly put in here? I'm actually genuinely terrified. You know it says fragile but I just have this feeling it's not. There's a giant, there's a bunch of cardboard paper over it so I still don't know what it is. All right, it looks like a cement bucket. Oh my god, I am deceased. Okay, it is exactly five gallons. How much did you spend on five gallons of barbecue sauce? I will have an endless supply of barbecue sauce for my titties, oh my god. I'm putting this in the back shot of all my videos. This is hilarious. Yo, this is a super nice card. Look at this, it's like a Pokemon card, it's like holographic. Two Papamigas from Louie Davies. Did I say Louie or is it Louis? I'm not sure man, but you are the go. Yo, he put his Instagram in here. This man sent me five gallons of barbecue sauce. I think I shout out his Instagram. Am I allowed to do that? I'll be very disappointed in you if you don't make a video of you with this on your titties. One day Louie or Louis, I'm sorry if I don't know. You gotta tell me on Instagram. I'm gonna sauce you follow. I gotta do it right now actually. All right, well that was the greatest intro to a video that I've ever seen in my whole life. Two Papa MMG bratwurst. Dear Papa, I wanna let the world know that I am six foot nine, 275 with a 47 inch brat. It's much fatter than yours, no joke. I wanna say go blue, stay classy and eat ass. Love Grant. How do I feel about that Grant? Also Grant, I don't know how I feel about the rest of the things I read, but you know what? I still love ya. This is a super old tortilla shell. He sent me a fake polo. It's not, you guys get the joke, right? I don't know how many of you are gonna know this reference, but he sent me a fake polo. That's kind of a fresh fake polo though. I am more pink in a minute, but you never know. I gotta do this one, cause I gotta do this one cause it started to fall apart. This man, this is so sweet. He sent a bunch of football cards. This is so dope, I gotta read this first. I've been watching the channel since MM16, OG respect. My favorite YouTube for as long as I can remember, I collect football cards and I figured I'd give some to you. You've earned all of these and I can't thank you enough for being there when school was hard. You may not know, but you helped many kids. It's like, fuck you, not right now. You may not know, but you helped many kids like me have something to do on a bad day of school. Something that makes them more happy and makes their day, sincerely Spencer. Yo, a rookie autograph Zane Gonzalez. Ronnie Brown with the material. Amir Abdullah. Hey, he knows I'm a Lions fan, Amir Abdullah. Yo, we got an Eli and an Odell and that's a Giants Odell too, that's kind of dope. Yo, another Odell, oh my God. Brian Calhoun, this is an old one. Wow, you really do collect these cards. This is nuts, dude. I don't know if you're making a trans joke at me, but that's sick. See, here's the thing, I don't even know who sent this. I think they just knew it was gonna make it in the video because it's just ordered to me from Amazon. So someone just sent it to my place. It's a Minecraft pig. I'm putting this in videos too. I got all these new props for videos. I got a Minecraft pig. I got five gallons of barbecue sauce. I've got all these sports cards. Oh, I've got an order in which I gotta open these. One says open this first. One says letter and one is surprised. It says it's from Daniel. Open the box, open the letter, open the surprise, be amazed and then beat your meat. Wait, did this come with a box? Oh wait, was this the box? Or was this, I don't know. I hope I'm not messing this up, but I'm gonna try and read these instructions as best as I can, okay. To say that your being has not made an impact on my life would be utterly insane. I've been with you since 100K. I watched the days when you and Bella prolect in the open fields of Michigan. When I pulled Lemon and Sean Taylor twice, the days where my thumbnails were shit in facts. I will need you to press, I will need you to press the nut button 69 times while reading this letter. Wait, no, I'm already at the end of it. Thank you and goodnight. By the way, my dick is 65, 65, 67, 68, 69. All right, now I'll open the surprise. A few moments later. I can't, I can't, Daniel, I can't. Joe Liz, I'm sorry. Priority mail, all right. Dude, as I was pulling this out, I literally thought it was a dildo. I was so scared. I just figured. It's like a little unicorn hat. I got a gay pride flag, thank you. Wow, really? A patriot's lanyard, really? Yo, wait a minute, this is kind of sick. Look at this watch. That's kind of dope. I don't know shit about Supreme. Is this real? I would, oh, no it's not. This is in the other hand, okay. Yo, that's kind of lit though. Yo, it kind of goes to my outfit though. Yo, he sent me a durag. Are you just talking, are you just talking shit? Dude, I thought this was a dildo too. I was so scared. I got a, it's a dog toy for Goose and Bummy. And we got a little mini fanny pack with some chap stick in it. I'll be honest, not gonna use a chap stick. Been a fan for three to four years now and I've always loved your content. Inside are my most obviously prized possessions. I hope you can appreciate the fake Supreme and Rolex to compliment your fake polo and fake Jordans. The mini Gucci fanny pack has a present for VIX chapped ass. Yo, the only problem is I only use Magnum XXXXXXXXXXXXXS. This is a book? Oh no, what did you send me? A miracle cock soup for getting rid of colds fast. Cock salad sandwiches, cock with wine, cock pot pie, cock in a blanket, creamy cock in coconut milk, Guillermo. I read your note, you are awesome man. Here's the final box Got ourselves a bag of barbecue sauce a Hawaiian shirt That's a chug jug It's a chug jug That's kind of sick. I like that read out loud. Yes, sir Dear papa the chug jug is for your amazing fortnight skills. Good one The shirt is for your next vacation to Hawaii with your next girlfriend The barbecue sauce is for your titties stuff and this all there's a supreme sticker Do I just saw it and the supreme sticker is for my Instagram account where I sell very You little shit, that's a wow. All right. Respect the grind the supreme stickers for my Instagram account Where I sell very hyped brands such as Jordan's supreme easy et cetera and you should totally shot it out at hype Dot premium PSU obviously don't have to plug my IG But if you're 642 20 and have that bra that is eight and a half inches long soft you would Well, I'm 65245, but I will anyway cuz I got to respect the hustle here All right, I got a bunch of awesome envelopes to open next dear father slash Papa MMG If I was your boy pizza and I was playing you in the big game I would have shit my pants Kaylee is funny to stay glass to eat us Jackson. Thank you so much Meme review subscribe to PewDiePie came from justice. Yo, this is sick. It's a drawing Okay, so for one we got Calvin Johnson getting a touchdown here for Lions one hand a sag Another top it says Google How much is Papa Meeg's Gucci Christmas Row? I hope you guys realize that you can never have this and he drew the nut button to oh my god This is so sick that one coming in from Zeke yo Zeke. I love it dude. This is amazing I'm gonna put this I'm gonna put this somewhere on my wall dear Matt. Hello. It's me MMG fan account Yo, this guy grinds on Instagram love this guy. Hopefully you get this and reading this to the viewers. I Just want to say I've been sub using 500k and hopefully one day. I'll see you in real life I hope so too. Hopefully you know that every day you make people happy I'm gonna cry dude. This stuff is so nice. I'm a G fan account. I love that you did I love that he didn't put his real name on the letter He actually put MMG fan account on the letter as his name got a fat wiener drawn on the back of this boy I don't know if you guys are able to see that cuz of lighting, but it's fat. Love you long time Josh Josh your hill Josh you are hilarious, dude Did someone really submit a return To Lego comm under my name. We're sorry. There was something wrong with your new Lego set The parts you need are in with this letter so you can get building and have fun Who thinks of that who who does that? Yo, we got another absolutely fire drawing right here Chunky ragu and barbecue sauce on this one. Oh my god. That's beautiful. Yo Papa Meeks Love your content. Love your channel love Bella. Oh wait my bad. Sorry. You're the most underrated youtuber besides pizza Dude, I'm getting flamed. Love you. It says love you Kaylee. Just joking about Bella I'm opening this final one here, and then I'll save it I'll save the rest of stuff for the next video because this is hilarious I'm definitely gonna keep doing this. Yo, is this a whole my man sent me a whole lion's team Stafford Barry Alody nada Darius sleigh Kenny Gallin a Marvin Jones another stafford Amir Abhili Zigi answer Theoretic Eric Ebron and yo, I collect football cards and since the lines are trash I felt like it wouldn't matter if I sent you so Elliot dude. I love you. Thank you so much. Oh Fine. I'll do one more. This is another Lego package. This one is directed to Hugh Mungus So you got my address right, but it's sent out to Hugh Mungus. This one is an egg Lego piece We're sorry for the inconvenience with your Lego set. It says dear Hugh Mungus on the Lego thing Oh my god Somebody at Lego got pranked ladies and gentlemen I've got some cleaning to do and this was I have had so much fun making this video This is hilarious. You guys are the best. Yo, you want to send anything? Description has the address. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace out