 face move it back a little bit so they can see me properly this is my sidekick you ain't seen me hust in like a year or something so I'm gonna take as much time as I can to get this wrong right now anyway we down here training days this is a new venture right don't flop where it's free events and we train up the most promising emcees from the league we've no further ado on my right-hand side make some noise for Jay Dillard on the left he hasn't battled for a while man making his turn make some noise for Nate one let's go right he chose to go first so it's Nate one round number one yo you spunk inside women fast your ex left because she had enough they say nice guys finish last well then you must be a massive cunt of course she left she fought a mob boss had ordered death when she always woke up in the morning next to the horse's head you look like the type of guy to talk on line with some little manta who tells you she's underage but your game so proceed to ring her number arrange to link the young girl telling her to bring a rubber then show up to the place and think you'll fuck up only to be greeted by Stinson Hunter even if she was real she would most likely hate your guts because you're that brainless chump falling for a virgin but it felt like the first time someone gave her fuck your face wants to find your hairline but that shit's too far and with a forehead like that you're always gonna look like you think too hard yeah then two front teeth for so far apart a car in between them there's more of a distance than the full-time sinning in the dark of a heathen or living in the Garden of Eden yeah and Jadalyn's game is an escape but you can bet this mug start spouting more premeditated flips over that gap than the Love Park fountain hey you did talk about my gap teeth that's weird normally you just talk about your gap here fiammo I'm battling the champion of the demo channel it's going to it doesn't get any better mr. demo battles bitch and don't flop extra jade Dylan nath one how many battles as nath one maybe one how many mates as nath got nath none he said come on I've got some mad mates competitive cross-dressers they drag race he came up with he came up with his name and couldn't believe it from Nathan to nath one fucking genius and his Twitter name shows you're playing in clear at nath wonderful whoa your talents wasted here I wanted to break him down but there's nothing to break down he's a blank canvas I was brainstorming mind scrambled trying to decide if calling them a square with the right angle I mean you might be prepared but you divided your worth when you took the square route and through us he spit some mean shit and I think he really means it they documented your life and called it the in-betweeners I mean it even if even if his verse was brilliant something about him says Church of England God's annoyed nath want to be a vicar just to alter boys I mean he's all good at best nathes sort of suspect and I sort of suspect we're gonna see you on the news of some sort of suspect you always say someone's got two dads them lines are sleazy the word plays kind of measly repeating rhymes is easy and your style's cheesy like fuck your clown and your forefathers your mom's a slag you've had forefathers you know that you was one of them white kids that would act German and the first time you came to London you was like a black person it's over about as hip-hop as a Nordic metal band who probably fought cream by routine was some kind of moisturizer endorsed by method man friends are acting the reality is your mates a phony who take you for a fake bell in like the four-skinned one I can make for jolly you can tell it's point six ten a bits that is idiot smoking he couldn't even find an awesome people sailing the indigan ocean yeah only your mom Nanan auntie think you're a deep rapper no television expert you're running good for the free views you're a cheap wanker your videos don't get bumped is true and the ones that do have been stuck on 300 summit views for a fucking month or two because you're not considered cool you're pitiful and not credible brother you're about as ridiculed around Liverpool as John Venables yeah you talk about Wu Tang you talk about Wu Tang I'd be risen or rake one you'd be that 15th member the gay one and they want us to listen to his bars properly we can see your shit colonoscopy there's nothing you can say to me when you're the target audience for WKD yeah Nate's been leaded and women felt threatened because your wingman's ched Evans ched gets his hands dirty you create a diversion he only did it because he didn't want to die a virgin now he's dying aboard him in Peter Bruce and Nate's buying chronic and late night past time you find Nate dogging with this mate Warren thug life they need each other I've got a second homie Peterborough just a little semi I've got a second homie Peterborough just a little semi when I meet your mother she blamed you she blamed you on cheap rubbers wanted to abort you but keep your brother her plan was a fatal one terminate your birth that's anti-natal one she hates her son no followers or fans nor follows her orphans talking of neglect you put bars above delivery that's a bad move spit 60 bars only catch 22 he wants a rap career too but doesn't rhyme well but thinks he's immune because white blood cells that's puss he's the Joker type who runs his guns and wraps about irrelevant the only time he bust the gun a flag come out the end of it you can't finish what you talk down what you've written nonsense with punches only good for short rounds that's midget boxing this man's a twat and blatant tech ski the time to battle rap is made to let's be then as he's waiting for the votes to come in practice masturbation techniques you're the man who's faking how you prepare right and perform transmutation that's you changing because the material you use for your image is shit like a cat suit painting how did you get a drop your music trash I checked the song you promoted and the tune was wack such a useless track and all it proved was that stupid twats are comfortably able to use Google Maps yeah it was suicide you messed up your future plans when you tightened your brain noose on camera soon as they started shooting fam your drop-ended quick that footage was your execution man and you died on it which is ironic because it was shot when you used to hang yeah to us rap is a hobby after this probably you'll stay scheming but I doubt you could manage the body you ain't Bobby the brain he know yeah because no one's quite burnt you down until now so when you go to light your smoke tonight remember Nate one was the first to rap jay up then came the rollers rights plus you're going bold that's time you said I'm going bald thanks mate I'm undergoing chemotherapy and that's bad taste my style's far out I drink at home and bar out Nate wish he was back in center parks now I'm gonna be big like Bowsky so I finish my white Russian Nate's racist only dating finish and white Russians nice not racist just incredibly basic he thought links Africa was specialist dating big lyrics and haymakers Nate's from the sticks and he's a haymaker nah he's a boy racer annoying his neighbors his sister's a b-boy who's gonna be a boy later but he's got a Chinese step sister with decent looks I creep up to a window she catch me peeking duck hey this girl's got a slut but she's weird got all the gear in and summers she's a freak all-year winter and summers and it's funny because Nate won't want a wizard's beat so his girls giving hand jobs in Hogwarts quid each he's messing with Nate's one quid each one Nate one's mate runs messing with Nate's one fuck that I've got killer raps I'm chiller Jones plus still a black chiller black Nate one's funny but I'm gonna win cuz I'm cunning with the lingo he's just cunning lingers and you're about as well coming battling as a Chelsea fan in Paris is I was back here don't flop all fucking day you know the score make sure you hit me on Instagram I'll make sure you get bammers but all the links in the description box that was Nate one versus Jay Dylan and his unanimous vote another win goes Jay Dylan