Cis-Fire, A Hunchback Parody: /v/ - The Musical

From the mind of yours truly and beatified by a beautiful voice on /v/, I give you the following.

Now includes the conversation in the interlude, and native captions on the video itself rather than using the caption app.

Because reasons.

For more videos from the /v/ Musical: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=...

LYRICS:

Beata Anita
I know I am a righteous one
Of my social justice I am proud

Beata Anita
I know I'm so much better than
The common, vulgar, ablest, gamer crowd

Then tell me, Anita
Why they keep on making them
Why these sinful devs still keep getting cash

I hear them, I see them
The gameplay slick as ceiling wax
Their skirts unable to contain that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

Like privilege
Cis-privilege
This fan entitlement
Trans-phobic
Exploitive
They gain such amusement

It's all their fault
Have they no shame
It's the patriarchy
The ones who fanned these flames

It's all their fault
If devs don't plan
To sexually
Exploit instead a maaaaaaaaaan

Protect me, Anita
Don't let these game devs make a dime
Please let their games unsold unknown
And shame all the gamers
And make their taste change overnight
And make more pretentious games like GONE HOME

Cis-privilege
Male privilege
Game devs, you shitlord dogs
Cater to
My life views
Or else I'll tell my blogs!

I won't even buy them...

I don't even like games...

But do what I say
Or I will scream!

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  • Gaming

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