 Cobra Commander 788 here, you're a so great cop here, love G.I. Jones, but arise it! Sorry, sorry! Wait a minute. Ready? Ready. Ready. Silence, kill. Everybody hooded Cobra Commander 788 here, it's time for another Vincen- Where did you go? Are you done with the video? The hedges in the backyard still need to be trimmed. Mrs. Hoody! I hear that guy from Suburban Commando. Well, never mind that now, never mind that. We have a crisis on our hands. Your husband hooded Cobra Commander 788 has been reviewer naped. Reviewer naped? You mean he's been kidnapped? Yes, but I'm not kidding. He's in serious danger. I've come from the future to help you rescue him. This means I have to trim the hedges myself, doesn't it? Take this. It's Hoody's communicator watch. You will need it to summon help. The force is trying to interfere with Cobra Month. You can't let that happen. If you think I'm going to do the reviews, you're crazy. I've tried and it did not go off. Of course not. Just use the communicator watch to get help. In the meantime, I will try to find a way to rescue HCC. But I have to keep moving. The villain who reviewer napped him has been chasing me through time and space. He's right on my heels. If I don't stay a step ahead of him, he will capture me and I will never see your husband again. This is bad. This means I'm going to have to mow the lawn myself. And I'm not going to let that happen. I will hide clues in Cobra Month's reviews. Use this to decode the secret messages. I've got to get out of here before he finds me. Form BXU-57 reporting in. Hooded Copper Commander, you've regenerated again. No, it's me. Hooded Copper Commander has been reviewer napped. Reviewer napped? You mean he's been kidnapped? Problem. Tejas have to be trained in embarrassment of the neighborhood and I probably have to do all the gardening work myself again. I'm fortunate that I found you both here at the same time. I am the Toy Master. The Toy Master? That's right. The Toy Master. I've taken your cohort hooded Cobra Commander 788 and I've added him to my collection and he'll remain there forever. No. That's right. With him in my custody, it means no Cobra Month. No Cobra Month? For too long, reviewers have shared their collections online. It fills me with rage. I hate it. A collection is not something to be shared. It's something to be controlled by me. But you don't understand. Cancel and Cobra Month could throw the entire showverse out of balance. The consequences could be disastrous. I certainly hope so. Let this be a warning to all Toy Reviewers. The sharing stops or you may face the same fate as hooded Cobra Commander and end up in my collection. Once something goes into my collection, it never comes out. No Cobra Month. This could cause the biggest inter-dimensional crossword since the Tunguska Blast of 1909. We have to do something. We can do something. Before I called you, a crazy old guy told me that he was going to leave clues in review videos to tell us how to rescue HCC 788. He said we could decode the clues with this. That looks like... a Sergeant Savage Decoder ring? Oh. Is that what this is? We're not dealing with CIA level cryptography here. I have a plan. We'll keep Cobra Month going to prevent the Joverse from collapsing. I'll call in some help. In the meantime, keep an eye out for clues that will help us rescue hooded Cobra Commander. Good plan. One more thing. Can you recommend a good gardening service? I'm serious. My lawn looks like the Amazon and jungle. I have to take a machete with me just to walk to the mailbox. Um, no. Great. Just great. Should have married a Transformers reviewer. Yeah, I just don't know what to do, man. I mean, I want to get more popular, but I have no idea how. Uh-huh? Uh-huh. Well, I don't really want to do that. Besides, where the hell would I even get a wrecking ball from? Timber! I gotta go, dude. I think the drugs are kicking in. What are you doing? Oh, Kevin. It's you. Oh, thank God. We have an emergency. Hooded Cobra Commander 788 has been reviewed. I mean, kidnapped. Who? You know, the YouTube guy. He has kind of a... Oh, you mean Steve? Sure, whatever. A villain calling himself the Toy Master has captured him in order to stop Cobra Month. No Cobra Month? Is he nuts? That's one of the signs of the Joe Pocalypse. Well, we have to keep Cobra Month going. But we need some help. Last year, we worked together on Cobra Convergence. But this time, we have to call in all the agents for... Ooh, I want to say it! Okay, you say it. Cobra Convergence 2! Assemble the team. Yeah! Five, seven, half the battle. G.I. Jober, Strident, Sanitarium Productions. Be true. Joe Payne 82, reporting in. Sanitarium Productions, checking in. Strident, reporting in. Knuckle up. And I for orders, I'll explain the situation later. For now, I will do the first review of 2017 Cobra Convergence. Is everyone ready? Ready. Ready. Ready.