 What is happening, Magnet Sites? Welcome back to my review of Man vs Superman, Dawn of Justice Trailer. And what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna go through several shots that meant something to me, okay? That meant something to me, okay? That meant something to me. So if you don't see a shot that meant something to you, it ain't mean nothing to me, okay? So, what I further to do, let's get this on, cause it's gonna be probably gonna be a long video. So strap yourself in, get your popcorn and get ready and laugh and enjoy yourself, god damn it. All right, so first of all, I'd like to say that the trailer, it gets better the more you're watching, am I wrong? All right, so the first shot that got me, because I'm a fan of epicness, of epic shots, just the way things look. And Zack Snyder, I believe is absolutely great at that. You look at Watchmen, if you look at 300, look at Man of Steel, he's just great at those types of shots. I would love to be in one of his movies playing Superhero. So the first shot here, all right, is of Superman descending upon the steps of humanity. You know what I mean, ready to tell them why he's here, what happened, look, it wasn't my fault, it was Zad with his fucking gelled up hair and bangs that was going around fucking shit up and that's why I had to kill him, okay? So, that's what that's all about. And I see these signs here, it says God hates aliens, earth belongs to humans, aliens, doon nations. This is our world, not yours, aliens are, that one's hidden, tell us something, maybe it's why you're here, Superman equal illegal alien. When invasion, can't read that one, tell us about alien. Anyway, so we can see that people are pretty pissed off, they're pissed off and they ready to open up a can of whoop ass, I was gonna say on this candy ass, but on this alien ass, give me a damn beer. All right, next shot, we got Superman walking in to the government like a boss, biggest fuck, legs is huge, boots red, chilling, cake dragging, wriggly on the fucking floor, cause he's the man and that's the way it is. You know, I know I liked about Zack Snyder doing with his cape, his cape is longer than it should be. And it's kind of like shots you would see in the comic book with him or Batman or any other character with a cape. Spawn, I think his cape has been the most outlandish of them all, but it's just so long and incredible that you know that it really would be a hindrance in real life, but to create an effect of regalness, of godhood, he done this with him. You know what I mean? So I think that is really cool. Next, we have Bruce Wayne witnessing the destruction of that building by Zod. That was Zod, I believe, right? When Zod like first, you know, got a whole, like these powers started coming out, right? When they were fighting in that building and he did that, ah, whatever. I think that's what he's catching right there. And as you can see, he wasn't too happy with it. You know, he's pretty pissed off. I think that's interesting. I like how they're tying it all together. Bruce Wayne was in Metropolis and he witnessed all of this. So I like this. I really like this. Next, we got the white man running towards the danger while all the black people is running away. You see that? I know, it was a bunch of people running away from the danger. Meanwhile, Batman, the man without fear is running. That's funny, I said it because you played Daredevil too. Batfleck, the man without fear is running toward the danger. And I guess to save that little girl that was in that one shot. Next, while I was going through the trailer, there were certain shots that I noticed that I actually missed when I watched it the first couple of times. I guess this is Wayne Manor. Burned up, fucked up. I mean, is that, I don't know. You know, is it from what happened in the one note, didn't he? No, cause he had it rebuilt after Roswell Gould. But anyway, so apparently Wayne Manor ain't shit right now. And then we got these notes. You let your family die. And I'm like, okay. When I was watching it the first time, I'm like, okay, is that the Riddler? Is it the Joker? Who is it? You know, I thought that was interesting. Like, there's just gonna be a lot of shit in this movie because we didn't see Aquaman. We didn't see Ain't The Flash supposed to be in it, maybe, I don't remember. Cyborg, you know, so. I don't think The Flash is in it, right? Flash isn't in it, cause they haven't announced him. Right? Okay, so anyway, next. I thought this was cool. He's back to training. You see Ben Affleck's back? You can see his ribs too. So you know he leaned the fuck out for this role, all right? So I give it to you, backflick. You doing your thing? I'm ready for this, all right? Training with the tide doing the crossfit shit. I ain't never seen them dragging a tire, but this is cool. I like this. Just looking at this picture, amping me up to training. And I was gonna take the day off to rest. I might actually go to gym and train today. And then they're talking about this bat, influing this bat menace vigilante. He's like a one man. I forgot what they said, one man's something. And I like that, you know, the batter ain't stuck in the wall. You know, that's always the cool. You know, you see that, you already know. It's like Batman was here, you know what I mean? And then next shows this guy with the mark on him. And I'm like, okay, I don't think Batman carved that into him because it doesn't seem like it, you know, I mean, did he burn it into him? Did he cut it into him? Did he get hit, smack in the chest with a bat of rain? Is it a brand of some sort? Is he part of the Batman dark night crew? You know how you had those people that was down with him in the dark night returns? I mean, you know, well, what is that? Why is it on his chest? Okay, next. He wasn't been talking to me like that. Superman or not. He talking about Clark Kent, you know, one of the Clark Kent versus the Batman or whatever it was or whatever he was saying to. He wasn't been talking, Morpheus wouldn't been talking to me like that. That's all I got to say. I mean, he turned into fucking Ike Turner in that scene. He was no longer Perry White, whatever the name is. He turned in, yeah. And now I'm like, look, look motherfucking, I'll run this shit around here and you go, you motherfucking, write that motherfucking article. Do what I tell you to do and put some motherfucking stack on it, Clark. You know what I mean? Like he's, I was like, he getting kind of gangster in that shot. He went like, you see how he looked at him when he went to walk away? I was like, look, come here, cause. Oh, no, he wasn't been talking to me like that. Anyway, next shot, she wasn't been rubbing on my chest like that without something super about to go down after that. She was like, this, this means something. You're damn right. It means don't be rubbing my chest like that. You know what I'm saying? Next, I thought it just was interesting. That they actually painted this symbol of hope on the top so that he would see it and save them. And it reminded me kind of religiously as like churches having crosses at the top to signify like, okay, this is where we worship. This is our God. See it and know that we're here, Lord. You know, stuff like that. So that was kind of interesting. Although I never made sense to me why Christians would post a pagan symbol on top of their building that their savior was used to be killed by. Pagan symbol on a Christian church. Never made any sense to me. But anyway, not getting into a religious debate. Next, Superman saved the girl from the burning building, Kate flapping, building crumbling in the background. I need a shot like that in my life when I started doing movies, okay? I need a shot like epic shot right there. That's what I'm talking about. That tells me they got everybody out the building except for one left and he went in their savior impervious to pain and fire. Next, when I saw that blow up and nothing, I saw it blow up except for the tip. Just the nuts hanging out man. I said, you know what? That's that shot. What do you say? And well, on the whole, there it is right there. One of the baddest shots in the whole motherfucking trailer. Probably in the whole damn movie. I like that. It just shows power, Kate flapping. That's what I'm talking about, okay? Next. She told, look, you don't hold this world. I got damn thing Clark. I raised you, okay? If you want, work at IHOP, all right? Serving pancakes. That make me that damn, I'm hungry right now. I'm like, oh, here's a pancake when I'm done here. She, he really, he really doesn't hold the world anything. And I thought about this for a second. I said, you know what? If I was given powers like that, I would almost feel obligated to use them in a way because I know that I can help. And if I can help, why not? You know, but she's right. You know, I'm a damn fan, baby. And then she was less lucid there with his long-ass hair, signifying that he is gonna lose it. Talking to that senator, talking about devils come from the sky. And then I was like, what the fuck is he doing to him? Nighting him? What is he doing? Rise, I night divi, Cal-L-Lufo. I don't know what that was. Then, you know, when I saw this shot, I was like, you know, maybe he's in a weakened state. And he, and you know, he was just doing that rich pompous talk shit, you know, that crazy motherfuckers do in movies, you know? Cause maybe he's in a weakened state and he's just like, you know, I'm gonna move up your ass. Cause that look right there is, this is I'm gonna fuck you up and I, when whatever, when I get a chance, you know? So then we see Zod in the body bag, nigga. And this is only significant to me because I remember reading that Doomsday maybe in this movie, maybe he's a short thing and they somehow develop him from his DNA. There's a lot of stuff that I think, I think this trailer is great because it showed us enough. Actually, I felt like it showed us a lot but it showed us enough, but I don't feel like I know the movie that I've seen in the movie. You know what I'm saying? So that's good. Him with his fucking perfect spiked bangs with kind of Jelvis, nigga, use this. Next, now, when I saw this, I did not know it was the Robin outfit, okay? And then when I saw the letters on there, paying it and I was like, is that the Junker? Is that the Riddler? That looks more like a Riddler to me, but I saw that and then I said, you know, then there's the Batman suit in the back with the hand recognition pad. And I was like, oh, this is the Batcave because it just looks better. It doesn't look as dark and cavey as like. So then that made me shoot back to this. And I said, okay, so he was walking into the Batcave when I saw that earlier. It looks like a fucking office building that's beat the fuck up at the bottom. Can you see the water down there? Like it's flooded and everything. So, okay, so that's the Batcave. Then we shoot to this epic shot. Okay, one of the best shots in the damn movie. And I assume from that Comic-Con trailer that he shines that light in the sky, basically the Call Superman like, look, I'm right here, Nick, I should show up. All right, I'm at Johnson in 23rd, Nick, show the fuck up. Okay, so then I didn't even wanna show this because, you know, but it was significant to me because I'm irritated at the fact that we have to keep seeing his parents get killed. Okay, we know the story. Everyone, even little starving kids, okay? And some small African countries know why and who the fuck Batman is and why he does what he does. His parents got killed in front of him. You know what I think? I think that Snyder was bullied into making, doing that shot by some big wig in a pinstripe suit smoothing the fucking cigar. You know something, Zack? You're gonna put a scene of Batman and parents dying in this movie because we said so, you understand? That's what I think happened, personally. And it went down just like that. I did not see this shot, okay? I didn't see that shot. And while I was going through the trailer, looking for shots that meant something to me, I had noticed that and I was like, oh, this Diana. So that's her first entrance, I think. I think, maybe not. But it's the first time I noticed it. Then we saw the Batwing in flight, okay? Flying over devastation. That's a whole lot of fire out there. Look at that. You're like, well, that's a whole lot of flames. So something's going on with the Batwing right here, raining down destruction, mm-hmm. Now, I don't hear a woman look like me like that before. And I know what that means. I mean, me and my place at 12. Okay, and I think she's looking back at Bruce, okay? So, yeah. I mean, Justice League Unlimited, she had a thing for him. So I guess have they dated in the comic books? Let me know in the comments section below. Right there, that's some epicness for Wonder Woman right there. Getting ready to climb the indestructible bracelets together and create a motherfucking shockwave. You know what I'm saying? I was like, okay, Wonder Woman has power in this movie. That's what I'm talking about. Let's do the damn thing, okay? Still waiting to see how everything plays out. Henry Cavill, great Superman, great Superman. Only time will tell to see if he will be better than Christopher. Still waiting on to see if Batfleck and Gal are gonna do it. I believe in them now, believe more in Batfleck than Gal, but I'm on board. I'm on board, okay? I'm a believer. I'm gonna wait and see what happens, okay? Now, then when I saw this, I said, is this some type of post-apocalyptic dream? Because a couple of other shots after that were of those Superman guards with the patches on their shoulders shooting motherfuckers up. And they had Batfleck on his fucking knees fighting. And I was like, oh, shit. I'm like, he got on the camo pants with, over the suit, what the fuck with goggles on? So that's a pretty cool shot. I'm like, okay, this must be part of that dream sequence that everybody was talking about where Superman comes down and those guys kneel before him with the patches on his shoulder and everything. So that'll be really interesting to see. Then we see Batman fighting through the mirror. Now I remember reading the article that said that we ain't never seen Batman fight like this before. I can't wait. They train Batfleck right this, I can't wait to see this shit. So I'm ready. I, like I said, I'm on board. Next. I remember Alfred's like, he is not our enemy. And, you know, Batman's pretty smart. It just makes me wonder what he's blinded by, what his issue is, that Alfred has got to tell him, like, look, what the fuck is wrong with you? You know, but I don't follow the comics that much. Maybe he's always been a voice of reason. Maybe Bruce sometimes just gets out of the fucking hand and Alfred is that father figure that's letting him know. You know, personally, I think they should have went and got the old Alfred, you know what I'm saying? The one, you know what I'm talking about? The first Alfred from, you know, Michael Keaton, you know what I'm saying? Perhaps you should take us out with you, if you said, you know, him, I'm talking about, you know. Anyway, so, then we got Lex discovering Kryptonite, like he's like, he's a wondrous child, like, oh, this is the one thing that can strike him. Oh, I'm glad I found it, you know what I mean? So, then we got Batfleck putting the boots to Superman's chest through the fucking window to the bottom of the floor. I was like, boy, he's definitely in a weakened state there because that's not Superman to be that fucked up. Then Diana got her fucking chest kicked into the back because she got slammed up against this wall and I was wondering, who's she fighting? Is she fighting Superman? Is there some dream sequence? What's going on? All right, because right in the next shot, is Superman flying toward supposedly Batman, you know, and his eyes is lighting up and he's like, psss. And, you know, then Batfleck, get out the way with the bat gun. And I was like, ah, okay, he got the bat gun swinging. That's what I'm talking about, you know what I mean? I like that. I don't think we've seen him swing with the bat gun. I would really like to see that, you know, because, you know, he'd be, in the comics, he'd be swinging like Spider-Man with that bat gun, you know, so we never seen that before. We've seen him like, you know, you know, like, you know, but we ain't seen him really, you know, do nothing like that, so I like that shot. And I was like, if Superman ain't hulking the fuck up right there, I was like, hey, he looks really angry. And he's like, you see Superman look like, that just got out the way. All right, nigga, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought she was bad. I thought she was here to hurt us. Teal. Ha ha ha. Did Batfleck coming through the fucking window? Cape spread like a bat. I mean, that says it right there. I always man, if you, if you do a Batman movie and he ain't, he don't crash through at least one window with his cape out, it ain't a Batman movie, you know what I'm saying? So, next. The red capes are coming. The red capes are coming. You know, my pompousness, he plays pompous really good. Especially when I saw him in the social network, I was like, yeah, I really don't like this kid. I'd say it, I really don't like this kid. He plays pompous really well. So, that's coming through this fucking shirt and wine glass, the fucking books in the background. Then we got that epic shot, slow mo, of Scalel walking toward the Batmobile cape flapping. I was like, oh, some shit is about to go down here. And it is, cause he peeled it open like a fucking sardine can. Look at that Batman like, all right, got you, bitch. Now what? Batman said, well, let's get it on. Pussy, it's too right up. Let's get it on. So, that's it. That is my review. Y'all, that is my review. So the trailer's off the chain. I'm gonna watch it about 50 more times, get my fill of it. I cannot wait for this movie. I am, though, pissed that I did not go to see, I did not get my tickets and go to see the trailer when Zack Snyder put it out cause anybody got, they gon' see it a week earlier than us. Fuck all y'all. I didn't go cause like the theater was like an hour and a half away that day. I was like, really? You know what I mean? If I had a known, but of course not. I mean, I'm a real fan, but I just, at that time to go that far away to see it on the big screen, you know? I mean, I was just thinking it was just gonna be the regular trailer again. I didn't know they were gonna show that last bit and I didn't know they were gonna do that shit. That's fucked up, Zack. That's the only thing I think that's fucked up. You cool with anything else? I still want to be in one of your movies. You need to cast me, okay? Cause I'm gonna have millions of followers soon, okay? 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