 Good morning, John. Hi. Uh, just looked at my calendar and I realized that there's no freaking way that I could possibly make a video next week because I'm going to be all over Los Angeles. I'm sitting at my tripod, so I just asked Twitter what I should do and I got an amazing suggestion. I'm a pro. Shoot. I'm going to zoom in and I'm going to clean up some of those laundry's real quick. And when I say clean up, I mean move from here to a little bit off frame. You'll maybe be surprised to know that Dave the Fish is still here. Not in great shape. So here's the idea. I turned on my mic, so now I sound better. It's from Morgan who says, Review Broadway shows just based off their descriptions on Wikipedia. This is a great idea. This person should choose all of my video topics. Hello, Wikipedia category Broadway musicals. Ah, there's a lot of them. Now I'm just going to click a bunch, see what happened, and where did the website go? American Dance Machine, which I assume is a musical about a robot made in America that dances. Now there's a bunch of other dancers in the musical, but just one robot. This musical has a lot, lot of choreographers. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten choreographers. I mean at this point are they choreographers or are they robot programmers? Banjo Eyes. Although Cantor was known as Banjo Eyes, the title referred not to his character, but to a talking racehorse played in costume by the Vaudeville team of Martin and Mayo. Okay. It has songs like Birthday Cod and Valentine's Day Cod. There's also a number called Mother's Day, but not Mother's Day Cod, because this was before Mother's Day Cod. Oh, this is, this giant list I've been looking at is just ABC and D. There are so many Broadway plays. Clicky clicky clicky click. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman. There's a Superman musical from 1966. Why didn't anybody tell me about this? They did a TV special in 1975. Is that on YouTube? It sure better be. Come on. Oh, it is! Oh, it is! The whole thing! This is less good than every YouTube video. Oh my God, it's beautiful. They should have sent a poet. Clicky clicky clicky open in my eyes. Nothing happened. The Cocoa Nuts musical. The Cocoa Nuts, is that how you spell coconuts and I'm just crazy? Wait. The more famous film adaptation was released in 1929. Let's see if that one's available. Just the preview for it. That's the Cocoa Nuts. Clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky. I never know how. Okay, we've got one. Marriage a la carte. That sounds like a bad idea. Oh, we've got songs like Thrifty Little Meryl, Silly Cockadoodle Do, and Of All Her Sex A Paragon. Let's listen to Of All Her Sex A Paragon. Marriage a la carte Library of Congress. Related items of All Her Sex A Paragon. Sorry, we can't find what you're looking for. It's been erased. It's a black file. I just made up the term black file, but I think it's really good. Maybe I didn't. What's a black file? Black file. It's a nail salon. Are any of the songs? Captain Dinkle Pop? What's Captain Dinkle Pop? How is there a song called Captain Dinkle Pop and I can't listen to it? Catch up internet. Get on my level. Marriage a la carte gets 10 out of 10 Dinkle Bops. Click, click, click. Teddy and Alice. This is from 1987. Fictionalized account of the relationship between Teddy Roosevelt and his daughter Alice. Teddy and Alice suggested Roosevelt's problems with his daughter stemmed from an obsession with his late wife. Frank Rich of The New York Times compared it to a half-time show at a high school football game. Let's give that one just like a zero teddy bears. Hey Morgan, thanks for the idea. Hey everyone in the world, you can spell coconuts with an A if you want. John, congrats on turtles all the way down. I'm really proud of you. I'm very excited for it. And I'll see you. What am I kidding? We're probably hanging out right now. It's VidCon. Bye.