 There's only two fucking phones man, you got like the BlackBerry and you got the iPhone. There's nothing else man, I hate when someone comes over, hey look at this, I got the new Samson. Samson? The fuck is a Samson? Video Shed. Is that fucking place still open? I'm not your mother, Palm Shot. Really? Video Shed. Video Shed for electronics man. Only my guy says it's better than yours, he says it's great, nothing's equal to two cans and a wire. You gotta get the Samson, no one has it. You got burned. Where did they try to sell you on how great it is? Oh you don't know. It's a piece of shit down in there. Radio Shed for repairs. Hey man, you got the iPhone? No. I wish we got this fucking shitty old Samson. Just burned a dude on it. Around in Radio Shed. I went down there with my buddy because he needed a charger. I wanted to see what the fuck they sell in this place. I haven't been there since 1979. I was like, what the fuck? They could fucking sell them VCRs in there. I'm gonna fucking turn around and see if I stepped out of a time machine. Oh hey man, why I'm here, you got any pagers? You might be selling crap later and I heard you needed one of those. You saw all the boys in the hood. Shit Shed.