 What are we supposed to tell the girls that we couldn't do the one thing we promised because they're brainless and confident? I mean now we're never gonna slide things that used tampon Fogel. How do you get to Dartmouth? He's got crap for brains Anyway, how else can we get that alcohol? Yo guys, what's up? Fogel, where have you been man? You're almost getting a goddamn heart attack. Do you have it? Let me see it You chicken out? No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, it's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. What? You changed your name to McLovin? McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that Fogel? You trying to be an Irish R&B singer? No, that lets you pick any name you want when you get down there. And you landed on McLovin? Yeah, I was like, was it Nader Muhammad? Why the frick would it be Teen Nader Muhammad? Why not just pick a common name like a normal person? Muhammad is the most commonly used name on earth. Read a frickin' book for once. Fogel, have you ever actually met anyone named Muhammad? Have you ever actually met anyone named McLovin? No, that's why you picked a dumb frickin' name! Screw you! Give me that. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin. What? One name? One name? What do you seal? Fogel, this ID says you're 25. Why wouldn't you just choose 21, man? Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, buttface. Every day hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs and all of them say that they're 21. How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town? It's called frickin' strategy, alright? Well, let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It's gonna work. It's passable. I mean, this guy's either gonna think, here's a kid with a fake ID or here's McLovin', the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay, so what's it gonna be? I'm McLovin'. No, you're not. No one's McLovin' that's a dumb stupid made-up fairy-tale nin' you idiot! Geez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance.