 Welcome everybody to a lovely little game called Totally Reliable Delivery Service. Now this game has low sensitivity. This is a game that came out pretty... Recently kind of... No, this is kind of been out for a bit. But I never got a chance to test it out and play. You're a crew, get to the work, get to work by pushing the what? Pushing what? Machine joystick? Joystick machine? Hey! Oh, why are the controls inverted? I don't want that invert. Why no. Oh, I have to deliver this. I have to deliver this. Go, go, go, go, go, run. Faster, faster, faster. Why do you have it under your leg? Hold on, grab it, put it above your head. And there we go. It's right there. We've delivered the delivery. Save it, save it, wait. This is wonderful. So in this game, obviously, obviously, you deliver things, you know? You got to go around and say, hey, I need to be the best postman that I can be. So let's go around and let's get ourselves a job. Look at my dude, though. He's fucking thick, dude. Oh my God. Look at the new delivery. Ooh, yeah, give it to me. Give it to me. Give me the delivery. The bodega is out of chips. Well, you're in luck because I've got myself a nice, nice, yes. Now get in this and yes. Nope. This is going to be out of there, I thought mine. Yes. Oh, that broke it a little bit. It's OK, it's OK. We just need to make sure that this gets inside. You know, I don't want it to be falling out. It looks like it's going to fall out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get in the truck. That would be good. Get in the truck. Come on. Get inside of it, mine. Get up in there. Get up in your sheet, mine. OK, this is probably fine. Just don't go. No. Dude, why won't you stay? This is useless. This cart, useless. OK, grab it, grab it. That's the wrong hand, dog. That's the wrong hand. All right, there you go. There you go. Now run. Yeah. Show me what that ass do. Come on, L to run. I had no idea. Delivered. Hey, is there a handling fee? Well, maybe a handling fee on what, my ass? Because I can make it slap back for you if you'd like. Thank you so much. You're welcome so much. Do-do-ivilly. Tommy's out of toilet paper, hot rush. OK, well, first of all, this thing, heavy. This baby doll, heavy. So we need to use this little guy. Who's this? This is Charlene. And goddamn, Charlene knows how to do work. All right, all right, all right. Let's get right here. Yeah, I just aligned this perfectly now with the forklift. Is this a forklift? What the fuck is this? Now, with the extensive training that I've had, I know when to pick this up and put it back down. So we're going to do this. We're going to slide it right under. Shit, can't do it. He just controls our heart. Oh, baby. Now we just need to make sure that it doesn't fly off. OK, we've got 133 meters to go. This is great. This is great. I've got Nietzsche in my nose. Oh, why are you doing? Happen, my nose is so itchy. All right, well, now we got to go down again. Go down, lift, lift. Yes, yes. We've got such a long way to go and so many potential hazards that we will cross. There it is, though. There she is. Let's put it inside. We'll get our delivery on and everything will be great. Put it in. There we go. Oh, baby. Tom won't be happy or clean. Well, Tommy can eat my ass. Sorry, Tom, but you know how things go. Laser barrage. Gasset needs new test subjects for their newest helmet technology to survive the test for two minutes and you will be rewarded. Uh-huh. I want it. I lost? What do you mean I lost? What do you mean I lost? Do anything. I got cool helmet out of it for free. Gasset gave me free helmet. I can't say no to that. Well, I am Heath Ledger in a night's tale now. City Hall needs new light bulbs. Well, looks like I'm the one for the job. I'll just put this in my handy dandy truck here and I'll be on my way. Huh? There we go. Oh, yeah. City Hall won't know what hit him. Now get out of the truck. Grab it with yams. Oh, God. That was quick. 93% condition. Have you ever seen that? No. All right, what's this about? Oh, I can try this again. Let's try this again. I just need to, uh, high score was 0.43 seconds. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, just stay out of the range and you're fine. Oh, this is easy peasy. This is easy peasy. I just got, you know, no luck the first time. What's the thing about it? Easy. Oh. Oh, they're getting closer. I just got to survive for how long? Two minutes? Two minutes I can do that, but the thing is, this is my face is starting to itch and it makes me uncomfy and I have a severe need to itch my cheek. Get out of there. Don't get trapped, Eve. Don't get trapped. You know what happens if you get trapped. I've survived half the time. That's getting faster. Get out of it. Dude, trouble. It's getting faster. My dude, what is this? Is this a zipline? I want to go on a zipline. I can get a drink. Give me a drink. Is this stealing? You'll never catch me. Can I go up this? Possible A. How do I get up there? I want to go up there. This would be so much better if I had friends. They just leave in this fish outside to dry? No, my dude, my guy, I will help you. I will help you. I will not let you perish in the sun's harsh rays. Okay? I will help you. Best of my ability. And we saved the fish. Why do I not get a million dollars for it? Look at that little ass work. It's skiing season. Time for fresh skis. Fresh skis and fresh skis. Am I right? Deliver it to the ski resort? The ski resort? Bruh, that's gotta be far away. Where's the ski resort? Oh my God. How are we going to get all the way up there? I think we go this way? Those damn potholes. I keep forgetting about them. Get back in my truck. Get back in my truck. Dude, my guy, my dude, my guy, my guy, my dude. My dude, my guy, my guy, my dude. Good enough. All right, we need to watch out for potholes because those, maybe I can find a better thing to do it with. Like this? Ah, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it? But it does seem like it might be a little bit better. It might be a little bit better. We just have to check it out, dude. Check, check, check, check, check it out. Dude, is a car accident about to occur right in front of our sweet eyes? Right in front of our jacksepticeyes? Uh-huh, uh-huh, we didn't see it. So, you know, we're not a witness. We don't have to stick around. Is this the right way? Is this the way to the ski resort? I think it might be. I fucking hate it. I fucking hate this shit. Maybe instead we use this. Oh, we have to open it. We have to open it. Yes. Then watch, watch, watch. Just put it right there and then watch this. It just goes inside. Now that's some gamer talk. Yes, bruh dude moment. Did it fall out? Nope, not yet. In time, it will probably. Is this the way that I need to be going? I honestly have no clue. But wait, what's this around here? This, this seems like it might lead up to, why did that fall off? I'm so upset with this whole thing. With the whole, with the whole thing. Ah, the trolley in my truck. You asshole. Well, this is gonna suck because the thing is open. This is gonna be shitty. This is gonna be shitty. It's going to be shitty. Why would I flip the vehicle? The vehicle's, it's working. Is this the way to get to the resort? I don't know, dude. I just, I just wanna get to this. I wanna get to ski town. Bring me to ski town. Why are there so many boulders in the road? They should have designed this so much better. I found ski road. I found it. I went the exact opposite way. They got logs going down the mountain. Dude, they, there was such a better way to design the road. Who is the road architect here? Because this is bad. All right, listen, listen. Things might not be intact. All right, we got 53%. Hope that's enough for you. You know, people seem to be pretty damn picky around here about the state of their deliveries. You know, I get it, I guess, but I wish you were a little bit, you know, nice for me. Is there a handling fee? Well, probably not. Skiing season is practically over now. Skiing season is practically over now. Shut up. You have no idea what I've gone through to get here. I wish my arms were bigger. There, there she is. That's nice. Amen, that's nice. Now, slow and steady, win my race. Gotta go slow around these corners. I've never been more frustrated in my life. Not a single time have I been more frustrated. No, that's good. 98%, baby. That's smooth. That's smooth as butter, dude. These windy-ass roads, dude. They scare me. They spook me. They got me going, ooh, jeez, heebie jeebies. I've got them. Yes, yes, yes. Look at that. You know, our package intact. Can you get in the box? Thank you, thank you. 95%, I got $75, dude. I want glasses. I want to go sledding down the hill. All right, listen, here's the deal. I'm thinking it's a good time for a sledding trip, for you. Now go ahead, go ahead and go down. You know you want to. Go ahead, go ahead, Mr. Box. You've got it. Go and have the time of your life. Go. Well, sled's leaving that yet. All right, well, I'm gonna go and have the time of my life, okay, because I need a break. I need a break from this gig. Come on, oh no, get in the sled. That's how you do it. You have to be in the sled. Oh, baby, I'm in, not in the sled. Please get in the sled. There you go, in the sled. I'm running, running, using my sweet cheeks to build speed. Just go, oh, this is bad, oh, am I dead now? Oh, I'm just back up here, cool. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 127 hours, I have to cut off my own arm. There's no way that I will be able to get out of here. I'm wedged, my sweet juicy ass is wedged in between a rock and a hard place. I'll have to cut off my own ass to get out of here. Well, guys, I can't let you watch this, you know? I can't let you watch the removal that I have to do. It'll be too painful for me and way too painful for you. So I'm gonna leave it here. Thank you so much for watching. I hope that you enjoyed me doing this. I had fun with this game, this is really fun. I wanna come back with friends though. I feel like it would be super fun slash extremely chaotic to play with some friends. So maybe I'll do that next time. But for now, that is all. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If it did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all, stay cranky, bye.