 I still can't go outside you said your girl is a dime, but y'all still can't go outside shit We outside now We are sorry now. Hey. Hey. We are sorry now come on We are sad now everybody over there. We are sorry now Shit, I bought my man I said just this day shoot need the ass. Damn. I bought my mask. We ain't got none. So I guess we Need a microphone for you bro. Mic him up Then came in a bit Mike We gotta talk shit for like eight minutes and then we gotta start the show right Start show we gotta start to show Yeah They ain't putting it back together You better start looking towards the future You're not going nowhere this year 2020 has been on reserve No, no, I got you go. What you think about it? We all put it down. Is that what you think? Stop the music wait wait Chico B. First of all, this is the 85 sound show welcome back Welcome back. We got Chico B. He came in the fucking Swim super underground bunker. Yeah, aka the trap living room Now what you said made us stop everything and I want you to look right in that camera say what you said It's over with me. You might as well start prepping for 2021 It's over with the world and shut down for 2020. It's over. You better start getting you ever come out 2021 ready cuz it ain't going down. They didn't shut the world down. Ain't nobody going back to work No, no, you don't have to do is gonna be all live stand up from the living room I don't know last night last time I refuse to do a lot of things though. Y'all like Came to shut the world down like this in December. Well shit shut down exactly I see you ain't looking you all over open refering got no show. Nobody got no show Thank you. Justin Bieber and the man got no show You said they turn the water off the whole wall. They shut they didn't Know I'm not just the water of getting money and oh Y'all need too many niggas game money Too many niggas buying shit. We got to shut this shit down They do say I summertime you can go back out with people coming out people coming out with money in their pocket They don't have to get back to the bread for at least three months before they can start buying shit again Damn So what's that September soon as you can go outside the rent people gonna be like come on now come on now Hey, we've been waiting on you and you we didn't skip spring time It's over with ain't no spring. You're gonna go straight So who the hell I need to talk to oh, they ain't gonna give us that you got to move the Italy thing for real Yeah, you want to get your bills paid you gotta move. Oh, but I'll get that back. Hey, have you been looking outside though? She's beautiful ain't man. It's beautiful. It's nice Nope It's like crazy. I think I miss pigeons. I ain't seen the pigeon and I don't know how long about it You know, they can't fly they walking This coronavirus is crazy we really out here outside what they're going to eat the castle church clothes You listen to some of the people that got this some famous people that have contracted the coronavirus I'm saying slim thug first Damn nigga scar face off face. Now the funeral is over and all the tears have dried up that they got the corona virus dog I ain't doling Yeah, you got the Knicks who another Nick James Dolan. I bet that's in the room. Have you got this nigga Prince Charles Prince. Oh, who the fuck is that the nigga who left? No, no, no, that's his son Prince Charles the father Oh, I was like this nigga left the house. He's like fuck this nigga the mayor Oh Damn the man of Miami, his name is Francis Suarez. He got this shit Sophia Trudeau the wife of the Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada Prince Albert II of Monaco. What about what about the first or the third? Carl Anthony Towns Reveals Coma do the coronavirus who? Tell my man the coma cuz of coronavirus Rest in peace to DJ black and mound New Orleans bounce DJ died after the coronavirus Diagnosis man, it looked like we doing a damn telecomersion right now read that shit. That shit said in the mother fuck man Silver rice leader Reverend Joseph E. Larry dad, but he haven't done do the coronavirus. He just said fuck this shit. Oh, I'm out of here Who was that? Joseph Lauer famous civil rights leader. He got We write off Joseph Lauer right now. He was ready to go. He was ready to go Joe man Yeah Somebody put that work and let me ask y'all like fuck it right. I think they show us the zombie man Shit gets worse and we're have you seen how much shit the doctor's got a way to go in there. Yeah, the whole has man That's about to be the new fashion That's fucking up man Man, you wanna hear about it Everybody got it just a matter of time you think everybody got it, but we coming back outside like I said it's over with Man, they already you had it you had it. They is it been broke out in October. They just did somebody two weeks ago Have you seen shit online? It's my focus black fuck that shit people having whole parties and shit man The whole they had a whole party all the way up man 95 in Florida. They had to shut the fuck in the state Florida I can respect with Florida dog Didn't came yet they down there during the middle of what a hurricane New York league is having whole block party Now if you got a New York ID right now, you are a fugitive like you're gonna pull They're gonna take you and put you in a Tupperware container if you from New York right now You can't even go nowhere if you pull out of New York license They're gonna put you in a plastic bowl for 14 days I'm just saying like that man. You work around here with a whole bunch of shit. Y'all tripped by Corona Hey, man, let's make a fair head a bunch of Around here walker. Hey boy Chico you gonna get shit, but you got a lot of things It ain't Corona DC. You thank you coffee cook a roller. Oh, oh check this out Oh, I got dead I ain't that are you staying listen to this R. Kelly is seeking to be released from jail due to Corona virus pandemic. He been giving me whole Corona People tripped. He's the first mother who spread the Corona He definitely not getting out I see the meme that said if it was COVID-15 he had fuck with I swear to God, no, they said I'll tell if it was COVID-15 instead of COVID-19 at that nigga We have shifted to where you could just be fucked up all the time from the house I don't know why they announced this but Coachella is counselor, which I believe Coachella had a lot to do with this She remember my motherfuckers went down there with Hey, this is walking around here with all the shit and it ain't Corona man. This is Corona It's a thing you need to ask your doctor dog. Is it am I clear for everything? What's everything though? Listen, your doctor can lie to you sometimes. He might thank you good for everything black Y'all want some comedian news man listen Amy Schumer Released the top list photo to show solidarity with pregnant women during the Corona I don't know But that's what niggas been walking around with other shit your whole life You've been walking around the mall and that the movies with niggas All them them type of sneezes the mean was to make you look back like The one of them in the middle of the movies your name trip is black brother summer Oh, because and go back to watching the movies. What was he sneezing out? You ain't give a fuck banana. Oh, man, everybody's kid. They say Ebola had niggas They was bleeding out. They asked everything what and that shit ain't spread bro shit. It did Yeah You guys Bro Kids is laid off from school How you get laid off from school my dog laid off from school. She got furlough from school What was this shit when we was in school and then they keep sending my son never released nothing They could have kept us home for more than a day. They keep sending my son Me as a concerned parent. I'm like how the fuck he gonna know this shit if ain't nobody taught it to You couldn't you couldn't get me at home for the airy. What was it at home for the day? But legally though, I mean, you know, you know, everybody game don't what I think we we different We different my man Randy in third grade came to school with the chicken pox and they his people say him to school with the chicken Pop This nigga in school wrapped up in a towel like James my own Chicken pox in the third grade. They didn't stop them from going to school Randy came to school with the chicken pox His name somebody gonna sue Randy. He gave somebody at this school Caramel ocean when I'm kid at that color mind you calamine pink shit Yo, you be a little that I don't know what that was all to my god Pop Everybody Just so you just woke up and like nigga got a chicken pox. This is yeah, everybody has spots on they say like niggas a leper You ain't a real nigga. You still got a chicken pox gone. You're Scratched off a chicken pop and look like a Like I like a lot like you ever seen female had a chicken pox. Yeah, the little chicken pox mom Like she got shot with a BB gun Man, it's crazy According to the world I didn't risk my life coming out the house. You did you shouldn't be what you did it for the Yeah, for the people We're gonna be outside and like the astronaut suits, bro. Did not say that one day hold up though You remember when Tom Hanks and his wife came out and said they had When they didn't go to the hospital in Australia, they did all they did so his wife named Rita Wilson Yeah, and her as her sick ass was at home in quarantine. She didn't wrap the whole verse the OPP. Yeah, who saw that? Oh, yeah, I did Rita Wilson shout out to Rita Wilson. I don't trust no niggas Be sneaking and doing black shit now that you know, like they putting shit on social like Chet this motherfucker really think he just make it check his girl got a fat ass of everything Unidentifiable name is chat. You could be anything with your name check. Yeah, all the minorities Yep, you can be anything you want with a name check. They got some serial name checks They just will make you think of just like everything like the check the party mix. Yeah, exactly. That's some bullshit Shout out to offset. What happened? He's just a real ass nigga Nigga was on got caught on lab having his phone from Cardi B That's all we've been doing is at the house watching people have concerts on Instagram, right? Shout out to the nigga boosted because he didn't make pussy put your pussy lips on live I get a thousand dollars a real song, right? Right, you gonna run out of a thousand dollars once they start really putting them pussy lips on there another month Then pussy lips coming in this way to read me. No, they got I know there. No, they don't say some pussy See my fucking mad at you right now in the DM damn DC. You don't like to look a pussy A lot of pussy lips where they get a 1200 like the stimulus bill he probably going to pay them two or three times You can get them 750 they said Niggas the old child support can't get that check Yeah, we ain't getting to know where I don't give a fuck what it go They taking the money from the boy because the bill still coming out my money. So am I paying either these are Yeah, I'm Bush you're gonna be paying it nigga airy season is canceled if you don't say that a birthday right round right It's right around the corner, but you're gonna be right In the house right in the house You can't go no, but I you know what I told you all I wanted for my birthday was to just see 510 they never seen That's all right now and I but I was trying to get them to figure out fly if is it is it a Set that account is one or do you get two titties each time? Yeah, so I can see I can see a set of ten is saying you wanted it right that I add all those would be set files separately Because I'll do the same. I'll add up the single titties because that's probably gonna make the number off I'll probably end up seeing like 507 or some shit like that because somebody gonna send so many What about saying to you know, you got a lot of them Actually, that's a whole titty or a titty in a hair That's a whole too. Okay. What about a little chick? Like a titty with no cuffing. That ain't even one titty that do get what she got to see you like multiple pitches She got to see you like three pitch One for the area Panoramic yeah, it gotta be like but you know how those artists they'll get people together near everybody like lay down in the street And shit like this is really like one of those pieces for me in my mind Just the stimuli just go in like a collage or titties You know I say it's like a collage. Who did it in the middle? You know, it's not about the person. It's not about it. It's just about it. It's about the art And it ain't even sexual. It's about the art of the breasts It's the perfect music for this you guys Don't that sound like to you guys say That sound like it doesn't sound like she's taking them. She's getting them ready to take a picture now powder You need smoking dope Everybody practicing social distancing till the blunt get rolled up Once the blunt get rolled up social distancing change I gotta get to get ahead of this split I just hope though none of my n-words get to see where you feel That's cold right there, bro, I've been talking so much shit on Twitter man I said this shit I said America is getting exposed right now. Yeah, I see that you say you can fight But you just about to feel the fifth grade about the field a fifth grade. You can't even do basic shit Oh that America This shit why man, you don't see what the president talking so much shit right now Don't try this nigga is one of the most evil niggas. I haven't ever seen Look if I don't like you y'all ain't getting shit He said if I don't like you I'm not even calling you that's how you know I'm fucked with you if I have somebody else call you I don't fuck with y'all. I mean He said why you talking about them? He said if you like that he said some motherfuckers didn't thank him enough right He said he got a peep people check it to make sure nobody said that he wasn't they president So he makes sure that he wouldn't send them no money because why would you want some money for me? If you don't fuck with me, you don't want my money if you don't fuck with me Would you want my money for my nigga what you mean you I mean I'm giving out money, but not The Joker You see what the lady was like, I had a slight fever. He was like, oh, bitch You gotta look at who this motherfucker used to be around before he was president Be round That nigga was in home alone Hey, that's how I work. Listen, you know what the world He was kicking it with before the president's mother fucking me need leaks. He was man. She was all apprentice. Oh, she was Oh, no, she ain't got it knows no more, but I know got bigger. She didn't refurbish the nose Man, she bought a whole white lady. No, you know That no big I just seen them, but I'm over the huge I ain't seen in a minute. It might be another one. It might be a group Silicon go down and they're gonna rise again No, it's grow back Man, that's Man No, I just wanted to keep getting the new shit. No, but it lied to Mike man. You're white Here you are. He never said the man the thing song to the world is the Buster rhymes woo-ha got you all in check Y'all y'all y'all everybody in check you at the house all up This is what real power looks like America you realize now with real power look like well motherfucking tell you you can't go Outside clothes. How much power you got to have to close outside? And I was about the rollerblend and I thought about what you just said you damn nigga outside Outside is closed my right nigga. It's a time limit curfew. The fuck Niggas on a whole house arrest schedule What you been doing at the crib man kicking my daughter man past time kicking it with my daughter Man, that's it. That's because you know that our kids take the biggest ill with us being gone so much Being able to be there every day with her like that and just kick it with her and last night We was Shane know who Stevie Wonder was Shane know who Richard Little Richard was and her grandfather played in little Richard's band. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Clifford Burks. That's my mother's father So yeah, so he and I showed her all that we was in the basement kicking it man We've been kicking it. She's been trying to get me to get a tic-tac. I refuse But you guys Granddad in the in the band. Oh, I got you. You got something. That's your father. Well, you got there do the tic-tac No, but that shit's a lot nigga nigga to remember them fucking words that them kids Let me tell you something mine was real quick. You're sick sick. They were like, all right If you don't like that delete it Bro these niggas you have to cut it know the words play it back trim the video Cut that motherfucker put another effect on a b and then let me tell you something If y'all niggas are great at that your video editors That's crazy. Take that shit and do it on a bigger platform because what them kids got to go through now my niggas Let me tell you something but they was raised up with it. It's not the same It's like us with the playstation when we went boy with a playstation look like to a nigga who grew up playing the tar Like what is this shit? You mean tell me you can save the place that you was at and start from there on regular nintendo and shit Nigga, wherever the game turned off. That's where the game Is right, that's it niggas over with you better leave that bitch on pause and hope your mama don't come in and turn the tv on Because If you make it to Mike Tyson on punch out and she turned that game off you back at glass. Yeah one second I just want to look at the camera for all the parents who ever said playing that game is going to fuck the tv up You lied to us Use the line motherfucker in all the history of the world It ain't been a nintendo that told a fucking tv up Nowhere. Yep. I had my electric bill up though. I had my playstation The circuit go out like I think the um Lightning hit that bit hit your playstation hit the circuit man. I swore everything that motherfucker said Then niggas just got a bad one. You see a nigga that gave his nintendo a whole diagnosis Lightning struck You gotta have a story like that hit that motherfucker though So your partner's coming to pay your game, bro You gotta have that story so you know why you can believe it because they had a fucking video My dad was putting the boat up and got struck by lightning. We sent the video to america's funny his own video Nigga Bob had the whole lightning on his shit. He said whatever he said Nigga, where nigga do get lightning sometimes He had to follow through man salute the dc for not giving up on the point You got to be a real nigga to follow your point all the way through when there's nobody else with it Like fuck y'all nigga Man, you better make sure you say what you want to say on this motherfucker because next week It's gonna be the niggas outside with the yellow suit Right They put niggas in sandwich bags Hey bro, you on the one go Put your nudge in this ziplock bag. What? Hey, man Put your whole genitals in this ziplock bag. I don't look we we are asking questions. Put your dick in this bag or get shot Don't put them in now I think we essential workers though. No disrespect to the people who in the hospital salute to all of y'all man That salute y'all the people that work at the grocery stores CVS the gas station you motherfuckers They got to be in there no matter who come in there You in there We're here for y'all Sitting in the gas station at two o'clock in the morning because they won't let you get off And you sit in there and it's been dead since one o'clock in the afternoon You can watch us so we make it so the essential workers can have some things to get through their essential workers Even if you at work there ain't nobody coming in still be thankful because that means Ain't nobody in there with the corona. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've definitely been checking on the old folks man Listen, my mama's so gangster man Like she's so gangster She don't give a fuck about like the shit that people take because you know, we we come from the hood man We've been ducking and dodging pandemics our whole life, you know a lot of shit They don't count as pandemics been pandemics niggas is a pandemic in the real talk your shit for real For real niggas you've been ducking niggas your whole life You can survive the corona virus because niggas is a whole lot more efficient because they walk up on you with it You know, I mean, you know, they come in and this is a signal That's it contagious and it's contagious Niggas Oh The corona has been in the hood the entire time my nigga. Hey boy. Isn't that we you see what that we do bro? Where you get this shit? You see what that motherfucking we do man. I love weed man This shit is beautiful man, but she don't have that she like man. Look man I didn't I grew up, you know, where I raised my boys by myself and this shit ain't stopping me from living my life I'm a dad one day Talk your shit and I'm like, well, I just don't let it be from this shit mama She's like buddy. I'm you gotta. Hey, you ain't ready. You better be ready. I'm getting old So I'm glad you're checking on me, but I'm checking on you because you got to be around this bitch when I'm gone That's the job. So I'm like, man All right strong Fuck bed in the house sweep my garage do some productive shit She talking that real shit man. It's shit man. You can't let this listen. You got to be smart Be careful, but also stay pray it up walk in in in face man I feel not you dig what I'm saying. How you catch it You just catch it brother. Who's there sometime who just sold oris maize brother oris maize He went crazy. He went crazy brother oris maize Spoke last week on preparation. You see what I'm saying I think he need to talk again I think we need to go to his church or is maize. Yeah, his church is online. Just like everybody else is here Now, you know, I'm not gonna hold you I'm not gonna hold you. That's gonna be or is maize section. That's what was called when his shit popped up over Welcome back to I'm not gonna hold you. Amen It's been a glorious time since we last sat here And discussed what we discussed when we discussed it Brother chico bean has joined us today. Yes. I welcome brother glad to make it back to my my home And you know, it's been rough out here the pastor and I've been I've been I've been thinking about all of the things that I've taken for granted all of these like Squirrels and pigeons and things of that nature. We also I'm here with my brothers again. I just want to say I'm glad I'm happy. Amen, and I am blessed We also have pastor john past that blood pastor which feel Amen, aka pastor blunt Here we are. Here we are Well, let's get right into the segments brother. Amen He's a cough man. You gotta leave so that's what he was doing. He was he was like Hey man trying to hold it cough in on you Listen this shit crazy, bro How the fuck did we get here? Y'all what happened? Right Oh, no, but you see during the time we were giving them fuck my none of that We ain't letting that shit scum chico. Come on, man. You were what if this really it If it's it we going over the bank and we going out like the right way Boom boom like that fuck it Fuck that shit. Let me get a napkin, but he didn't got me going right Man, I don't know he didn't stupid, bro Real that nigga had to hold that that's fucked up that we never the time when you can't just really cough Hey, you smoking weed still here on the call that nigga said Nigga should know what the weed cough sound like Hey, boy Actually him yeah, that that's the thing they on there, but that's the thing low If they don't give us like a Preview of what do the corona cough sound like they didn't let nobody have one publicly yet Everybody just say they got that shit be like, man, you know, I feel like They won't even let us see what it is. Yeah What it ain't shit. It's a tube. They just came up with some shit Then put some it's a they say we got them. I asked you heard what the niggas say I said, why y'all ain't got nothing to test it. I said y'all got q-tips. He said we got q-tips They don't have the kit. They ain't got the kit. What's the kid? You seen the test? He's he ain't seen the test they put a q-tip out that they give you for the std test nigga Right and stick that bitch up your nose. I'm like nigga total recall. What the fuck is going on? This shit total recall out here, bro. Well, at least show me the three titty bitch. I want to see Y'all been holding her for all these years man. Let them out. Show us the ninja turtle What's up, man? 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They're trying to see who's strong enough to be around the aliens Lady, so you're gonna walk outside and it's gonna be a motherfucker like this Had a joint like the lady at the show that we see I ain't gonna be right Oh man Listen Because you imagine my name They're talking to you normally you can't do like that. You can't do that. Can they go What the nigga out there doing with his legs on backwards nigga Just in your yard All doing though. Oh my god getting leaves off the tree and shit like this. Hey man, let them let them I want to see you man. Fuck it. This shit is crazy, man. I don't want to ask some questions Because the first time you get a bitch negative She got four pussy stacked on top of each other like big max. You're gonna be like nigga. I don't know which is what I want I'm gonna go crazy. I'm playing all of nigga playing the pussy I'm like, hold up. I think this was tight right here. I'm gonna kill you You go down the cliff like a flute I'm on the three three one because that was tight right there. She skipped it I know it big it big I understand. Hey man, that's the beauty of this shit, man that we can get we need these conversations to Realize that man at the end of the day ain't shit you can do you ain't in control of none of this shit None of it live your life Fuck it. They got you in the house living in now But they build up man use the time to make yourself better and kids are traveling folk Man them niggas niggas is in the house. They don't know they kids niggas now all you purrs They've been going up to the school only when you're purring your kid getting in trouble and causing havoc now you see Teach what wrong about little man little man tripping something wrong with You came in the house the other day that nigga was inside the couch He didn't cut a hole in the back of the couch He cut a whole big ass slice in the back of the couch. He didn't got a house in that bitch now This nigga put a mommy go that change you lost the other day They got a house One reason why kids ain't learning that school why they hungry My son is 11 years old. This nigga eat 17 times a day. Yeah 17 four times. Yep It's like i'm raising a baby giraffe. This nigga just never gets food He's smoking a weed My daughter eat like that too, man I'm gonna tell you what my daughter meal schedule was yesterday. She woke up yesterday had some fruity peppers After she ate the fruity pebbles. They went to the little burger spot She got a burger and some fries Then I came downstairs to make dinner. I'm making chicken for dinner She's making a mug cake in the microwave trying to eat that before she eat dinner I'm like, don't eat that shit fat. You got to eat your dinner first. She's like, all right, cool She put that in the refrigerator. Look what you calling them. Huh? What he said fat pha test her name has been her name since her whole life But it's just so crazy you say that that's maybe I gotta change my baby name because of corona dawg Little fat But yeah, she eat that she put the cake in the fridge in the refrigerator Then the chicken taken a little while to cook so she like can I add some chips? I'm like, go ahead get your bag of chips. She punished the chips come back up Eat her dinner then got a pane of ice cream went downstairs ate that and was up at 8 this morning eating cereal again I'm like, did you shit 11? Chasing man. I don't even know what she's shit is she but she's active. I'm like, man If I ate all that shit, I'm going to the hospital tonight. My little girl eat like she had a dandy channel Can I have oatmeal daddy? I'm like, yes I'm in the bag. Do you want? This is so easy man. One bag too fast She eat anything, bro oatmeal. She love that shit. She thinks she's a gerbil At some point of the day My son gonna eat some shrimp fried rice We're getting it from you making it from scratch. I ain't I he ordered that shit Man that nigga know how to order shrimp fried rice at 11 He could eat shrimp fried rice and wings anytime other day And this nigga bougie too you can tell his mama hood because every time you open the box like man They ain't put no shrimp in here Every place he go every place he go Every where man. What you been doing with the what the extra time fly Who me? You think you been on tiktok? I'm a little tiktok Oh no, oh no That nigga came with that nigga That nigga was acting like he ain't what you even looked at You only know the preparation How long it took you boy that shit took me like 10 tries You know, I got amazon to be extra fan. I was tired. I was like, damn that didn't even record Shit, I had to hit it again Oh, oh like my knees on that one Hey, you know what they've been putting on tiktok all like that one 85 percent of the hood mama's from nann's real Yeah, they've been putting that shit on that. Oh, yeah The hood mama. We got a lot of them. I seen the girl did the what we was talking about uh the Restaurant where your girl get the trip. Oh, yeah, they been doing the hell out of there But man, listen that the tiktok so crazy. They done made a Part of the app where you dance for the fake crowd Because that's the only performance you're gonna be able to do right now That was that might be it it might be over y'all from now on nigga only people you get to perform for as hands on tiktok That's it That's it. That's gonna be the next 85 south show we coming live from tiktok Hey, that's what I was about to say. We damn sure appreciate y'all making this shit because I ain't making this shit We coming live from tiktok nigga for real Look how you listen man. That's the the whole crowd is just hands Hey They ain't got no socks on enough on this. Oh, you got the socks. Yeah, I got socks That makes it fall All right, let me tell you something that's too much that's too much power for me as a young kid Let me tell you something we could have this shit Music Listen, bro, you tell me if I can get 200 300 people to do this shit that look Oh It does make me realize we couldn't have had the internet at all this young man It was fighting back there see You didn't want to get put on the internet back then. You can think about it, bro And you want to be more than that and let's say 13 Nigger where you can get on your phone only girls you knew was the ones that lived in your neighborhood Or the ones you went to school with right now with the internet you can get on to see the girls on the east side The west side the south side didn't know everywhere every school every school you got to do to get in contact with them It's type of message. You damn right there. You're closest I'd have been a father. You remember how whole father 13 Nigger, but I'm saying those but you know how scared you was even just There's just a temp. You be like damn my approach game got to be fat Because boy if your approach game ain't fine. It could be nigga. This is this is It's ain't no second chance. Yeah, right nigga. You better be a smooth young nigga You the first thing come out your mouth. She better like it because it don't Make it I want the next big right now because look when I remember when I was 13 If a girl liked you and you ain't like her back then she would try to fight you That's that mississippi shit right there. She mentioned was already fighting fighting in the south You better like you better like a bad man. She got nine brothers She'd hit you with a whole check hook or she gonna beat up. Oh, she gonna beat up the girl You like you wanted that shit don't happen. She probably gonna beat up both of y'all though Yeah, I didn't even know that that wasn't normal That's not well. Yeah, it's normal with you from there. You told now realize Man, there ain't no way you could have had the internet man. Like this shit is crazy. Like now you got you got this Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. The crazy shit I seen on the internet. What's that motherfucker got his goddamn face ripped off Oh by that bad. You seen that shit? Hold on. Let me see. Oh with my phone that boy Man, man. Well, I'm talking about a legendary And then he lived A legendary uh a mean one. He lived. Oh, yeah, he lived and they reconstructed his face So you mean tell me they can fix this nigga face and can't find the solution for this shit They got us stuck in the house come on for tomorrow with the fuck No, wait till you see this shit. Hey man. This is my other theory though. This is my theory I think they know I think they got the cure. They just Got a medicine for everybody Look, this is the preacher. Let's see. They deleted it. They deleted it. Yeah, they had to You heard what I said. I said, I think they got the man. I think they got the cure They just got the cure. They ain't got enough for everybody. Not only trying to figure out how we're gonna send it Shit, we got no money No, we're gonna get some more money. Can they gonna give it to us to buy? Oh, so they gonna give us the money to buy the medicine Because we're gonna give them the money. Why don't they just keep the money and make the medicine free? Fuck this shit Because this is the system. It can't be free Park these asses. Oh, they know how to sing. You know that shit, you know that shit He was talking he was talking he was talking How you talking with your whole How the bad do that man with his nigga, what you mean? How the finger? I'm saying no, how he's getting Man, they said he was hunting the bear And the bear got a hold his ass. He shot the bear in the back. The bear was like, are you bitch ass nigga? You gonna shoot me bruh? Are you gonna shoot me my nigga? See bear is smart enough to know they've been shot and then he's like, bitch Wow Face off. Man, you're not big a bear hand. He hit him with that bear claw. One time probably How did he even get found? Man, he was posing with a picture of the dead bear after it took his face off with his face off Come on, man On the four wheeler like that white man is a legend. Yeah, and they they reconstructed his whole face You see what his face looked like they put his face back together. We got one He stood right there Right And did a whole interview with all this shit Talking Yeah, that might be one of them aliens, man Yeah, it might be one of them right there Girl's gonna be in your friend y'all with this shit open like oh nigga, that's how your shit look for real Uh That's why we need blue ahead. I'll be like, come on cake. God damn it. You didn't have to do that Right The Roach nigga He did that and he's like, holy shit Man, right back That's what's next Man Super human I'm gonna smoke with them, man. Don't leave me fucking alone They're gonna be big No, they're gonna be strong Don't smoke, don't smoke, they weed I ain't smokin' that, don't smoke mine Fuck around, smoke, they weed, flyby seven foot nine You be like, what the fuck, bro? That's what I'm talking about Bro, but it's fucked up, but it ain't no NBA, so you can't even play You didn't grew to seven nine and can't even play no basketball because they the shut the shit down We the mind stars Hey, I don't know what the fuck is going on right now, but this is the strangest shit, man This is the world It's 2020, man. Look how that shit sound, man. That shit sound so promising 2020 vision I see everything. I didn't see this shit. I didn't see that Nobody did That's the irony of the shit 2020's supposed to be perfect vision, but nobody saw the world shut, man Nobody Nobody, bro You can say corona, but you got corona Y'all, y'all, y'all You can't even poop, you got corona Man My boo boo don't even smell the same. What they do? Corona Corona That corona Oh my god, bro This shit ain't gonna be over until somebody, you hear somebody say, Shit, we gotta be working Monday And then you're gonna be like, god damn What Damn Damn This shit just ain't gonna go That's the stuff I'm telling you I think all of us just realized like, bro, remember you was talking, you was like, somebody was gonna make a whole bunch of money Who knew it was gonna be the hand sanitizer and the toilet paper people, bro But they been making money But now they just Now nigga need to get clean like that They just hit the hand sanitizer people It's the nigga that own hand sanitizer right now Making it rain or something I don't know what it is On himself But he just, on himself, just bro, bro He got a whole bunch of germ makes surrounding them Just hunnits And the crazy part is, it's the office full of white people somewhere They got that fucking biggest smalls, more money, more problems I don't repeat They ain't even working, they just gonna work every day Listening to that shit I'm gonna tell you what happened, nigga said, look We need to put stocks into hand sanitizer, right? I'm gonna, nigga said, what? He said, look, I'm telling you, just buy 3,000 shells, bro Just watch this shit But get clean supply Watch this shit, just buy stock Nigga was like, all right Whole bunch of niggas just bought stock And all of a sudden the virus hit And all the clean supply goes I'm telling you You need to know what's going on Somebody made a lick Lick A mean one, off the last song Buddy bought all the last song on Amazon And sold that shit with 70 racks Hey, peep the illusion though 70 Peep the illusion It's an illusion, right? Look at this We bought all the shit, all the lights on Wiped the shit man And made 70 resell of them motherfuckers No, after him they did Check this out though This is the illusion We live in America, right? The richest country in the world And then a pandemic happened And we don't have enough shit For everybody to have enough shit Nope Nope What happened? I don't know You know what happened That's why I'm trying to kill motherfuckers Because we ain't got enough shit to give them We ain't got enough shit I thought in America we had way too much shit No, I mean, but that's the thing That's way too many niggas That's what they saying They were showing a video, bruh Where they were showing like Times Square In January versus right now What is she looking at? And it's empty right now She cranking You know how Times Square be, bruh Times Square is always But 24 hours What's a whole bunch of tours too though? Right, but 24 hours It's jumping down that bitch It's butt naked in the middle of the day In Times Square And I just think like Where the fuck do all these people go? Where they go? But bruh It ain't that many homes Niggas ain't that many homes My niggas ain't cars All them people got homes, bruh Bridges, whatever you call a home That's the great part about it though Everybody do got a home Right Everybody Even homeless people All them motherfuckers who Oh, I seen a bunch of homeless niggas in DC When I went to DC last week Man, I left my, I was taking this little class This class teacher about guns And she had to handle guns probably Wait a minute These motherfuckers knew this shit was coming Because you remember We went to New York And they said that they sent all the homeless people The fuck out of New York Yeah, exactly Yeah, they was dead Man, hold up, man Remember they was giving them Like you can go get the bus ticket To go to like, what was it? California Any fucking way Just as long as you got out of New York I just need y'all niggas got to see the right quit We finna do some shit Yeah, I think it's just going on about to see the right quit We finna do some shit I went home to DC, right? I left my class Probably like midnight, bruh When nobody outside but me and homeless niggas All of them, that's just made me think Who get they $200 Who get they stimulus money They already been counted in and counted for So they know they ain't getting no shit Yeah That's the crazy part about it They know everything Ah, come on Ah, come on I tried to intercept that bitch I was going to kick it to my face And grab it with my legs That's a TikTok right there Yeah, that'd be crazy I was on my John Claude Van Damme shit But I had my shoe on I don't know what made me think I was going to get enough balance To kick it directly to my left hand I'm good Oh, thanks for saying that word, brother I'm gonna fuck snacks right now I'm all snacked out I ain't eat so many fucking snacks You know what I had and I really enjoyed A fucking baked potato And I was like, you know what? I'm making it I'm recommitting myself to bake potato Wow That shit just hit there Yeah, potatoes are mother fucker, man And it felt like I was doing the right thing A bad potato Somebody asked me Pandit But like, but potatoes have gotten people through Everything fucked up If you can only plant one vegetable, nigga That's it That's all you get to eat, nigga Which one you planting? My stupid ass won't even serve vegetables I'll serve fruit But that doesn't work too, fuck it Oh, watermelon Watermelon All day Watermelon That bitch would keep you healthy Oh Me, it's the potato, nigga And you can make them all fuckers 90 different ways Fried potatoes Big potatoes Boiled potatoes Nigga mashed potatoes All different types of potatoes, man I'm fucking with the potato Yo, I'm just coming to your crib All right And bring the watermelon Dude, you see what I'm saying? I'll bring watermelon, man You'll be the potato, nigga Come on, folks, you got Let me see What do you want? One This nigga, he'll want to be another nigga I would fucking plant it, bro I know what I'm saying Let me see You know what? Since y'all got that shit I'd do a fruit, too I'd do a fruit Well, you don't like strawberries But I'd do strawberries Because that's an electric fruit That's the only thing they'll do You gotta remember that it's the only thing That's the only thing Oh, man You can't eat them shits forever Nah Not on the sky, man You're gonna get sick of them, bitch Uh, right You got to eat them Well, give me the fucking sweet potato, then Oh, yeah, nigga Sweet potato, you can't miss Can't miss with the sweet potato Can't miss with the pie We got the fried potatoes that didn't boil the watermelon That's the dessert, man No, the watermelon, nigga They used to be some freak-ass niggas They used to have dried them short Have a whole bunch of watermelon I always pull out the seeds Oh, but I can come on selling them strawberries But them bitches are gold What? Everybody And you can get top dollar for some good strawberries, man Right So, hell, yeah $20 is a fucking watermelon, man If everybody just got one I know there ain't nobody fucking with 200 Because it's a berry It makes $20 a water I'm about to say $200 a watermelon That motherfucker got it But it ain't really a berry A big-eyed hollywood seed I don't know It's a seed, berry seed Fuck it, whatever I hate doing That's what's next We're going to have to grow some shit But I don't know if we're going to be able to grow the shit Because that's sad clothes It's good clothes, man But not on your land, it ain't You're right Because I've been on my shit Talking about shit Right, I've been on my shit They can close everything But your private property You got to learn how to grow some shit You start coming on your private property and be like Y'all got to go in the house In 2020 You got to learn how to grow some shit You got to go in the house in the yard In 2020 So you tell me if I want to take my trash out I can't do that either What tip would you give some of the listeners You know, just to pass time Through this shit Anything you would like to kick out to them Read, Nick There you go Read, bro Read a book Really, read a book Read a book Turn the TV off and read a book, man Learn some new words Get your dictionary and a book And whatever words you don't know Look up the words, man Yeah, man Get your anacronyms together Get your shit together, man Learn and then talk to your kids Sinning them Talk to your kids too, man Don't just build Learn and find them My niggas Certain words you got to use that mean certain shit Don't just Antifind them And phrase this, my niggas Exercise You did what I'm saying Do some push-ups Push-up challenge Sit up some shit Please Y'all, man, don't make it a challenge Challenge yourself Fuck putting it on camera Do them motherfuckers See what I'm saying Then whenever we come back outside You won't look like the new Martin Name this extra chubby I mean, I've been consistent That's why I've been That's why my shit getting so big I've been consistent That's all I can do And now In there You been Just to the motherfucking flow Like you did something Yeah, I got the Lord Jim Set up in my basement And they out there jumping rope Push-ups, weights How you do that? Cause you got a bad back No, no, I'm not bad good When them jumping rods Just my head You know what I mean? I got to keep my shit straight up If I look down Niggas got to do a full arm extension Deuce it all the way up, man That's crazy What about, what you been doing The process Oh, I got comments, man Hold on Push-up, working out That's what it is Right, no show Super exuberant, said There is not a song in existence That Chico doesn't seem to know Seems to know Seems to know Seems to know That's another thing I've been doing I've been listening to a lot of music A lot of old music Like shit from like when you can go outside Yeah Yes, sir What you miss most about outside? I've been listening to some old shit What I miss most about outside? Yeah, yeah Sundressers, thank you And then we're gonna miss Sundress seats We're gonna miss Sundressers, man Ah They're gonna put them on It ain't the same Yes, it is It ain't the same when you walk through the mall Niggas, you gonna catch one of the motherfuckers Coming out the You know who I'm missing You know what, Sundress season gonna make me miss You like, ah John Witherspoon Girl, that big ol' booty just boom Yeah, I'm gonna miss him Yeah, man That about outside, god damn That's my favorite John Witherspoon clip You know I actually miss sitting down in restaurants too I like to do that I go, you know, I go to restaurants, sit down to eat Can't do that shit no more, nigga Golden Corral is delivering now Shit How realistic, nigga I see the commercial yesterday Golden Corral got delivery now Longhorn Steakhouse will sell you the steaks You can cook them yourself now Huh? Yeah, I bought some the other day Longhorn got what? They'll sell you the steaks You can take them home and cook them They ain't fucking around They hustling They done turned to a meat trap Fuck it You gotta do something They'll cook the sands and sell you the steak Man That's cold I took my shit home and grilled the fuck out of it I'm out here on my mountain man shit But I fried some chicken the other day And posted that shit on my Instagram store Yeah, I had to You inspired me to fry something, nigga Popeye's Churches hit me like, nigga That's what we doing? Yeah You feel me? You fry your own chicken now? You turn these, you try The niggas on the grill Man So I gotta go get my grill Man, Popeye's So I gotta go get my grill Popeye's slightly You got your grill? That's respectful, man What you doing, man? I got my back grill That big little head Like, it's foot size Can't even put them on one meat on it A meat in the head Motherfucker on my grill I get a burger and a half of them all Fuck, I had 20 people on my house Man, y'all seen that Popeye's commercial With a nigga singing for the Popeye's Man, you ain't seen that shit, man The nigga, the nigga, man I hadn't seen it, man Salute the Corey Hogan I seen Corey talking about it That made me look it up, man The nigga's singing for chicken, man No He was a home, baby I've got Popeye's But it's a whole song, no That part of the commercial It's a whole video of that nigga Let me see what I got on the sign I got some fries Then I get the biscuits on the sign Popeye's I'm like, no He made this by himself Yes, he walking the house Singing about the Popeye's But what if he really did love Popeye's Is it a fat nigga? No, it's a skinny nigga So what they saying if they got a nigga singer? For Popeye's But they keep a nigga singing for chicken, man I always bring this up Would you feel better if it was a white person? I would feel like they actually put some thought into it Because making us believe a white man singing for chicken Takes some work You believe that nigga Like that nigga Ain't no doubt Like this nigga really loves his chicken And if so what? It's true You know that nigga You got to have a big girlfriend She was probably the one recording And they about to get to it Nigga, I got the breasts in her thighs Popeye You know the fucked up part about chicken songs Is we never heard the best of them Because just put like that Somebody had a dope ass chicken song But it wasn't on the internet And was like, nah, don't record that shit Don't put that shit out there Somebody somewhere Got a video Somebody got a fine chicken song Of a nigga with a fine ass chicken song But niggas been singing for chicken for a while, man Because I always bring this up That McDonald's I woke up and caught you creeping Tip to tip Ooh girl, I know your secret Stop Don't sing the rest, man Got that McNuggets loving Don't sing this Keep going It just ain't fair Why can't you share your love with me Said, ooh girl Oh, you got to hit the peace piece Don't be stingy Your ass open on the whole fucking song Man, I know that shit, man They had another nigga singing for the chicken They had my man from the beginning Man, they bludge Sing for the chicken I ain't She did the Burger King commercial Oh, that was for the chicken? Yes It was for the burger one I thought it was for a burger challenge Oh, dang Oh, they cut me to chase I say Do you want a drum? Do you want a thigh? Or do you want a Popeyes Fuck you, man Popeyes, fuck you, man Popeyes, fuck you, man Fuck you, fuck Hey, man, they had my man from the beginning The blowfish singing for Burger King For the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch, nigga No, J.R. Rice had the helmet with the chicken Yeah, yeah, yeah Right, he was running with the chicken Listen, Brandon, you know what? They probably gonna come at us with the chicken endorsement now Just because we said Come on, I don't give a fuck Churches follow me on Twitter Yeah, they would stay so So every time I met the chicken They'll put the little eyes up Remember that church, you always start some shit Oh, no, no, no, churchy biscuits are for the church I know we had to get the church's biscuits Somebody hit churches corporate office watching this show And they hear us every time we met Come on, whoever cut the chicken first They said they was gonna do something But when I told them to hit the chick, they hit nothing back Man, that's the thing, coronavirus is gonna have niggas understand They're like, fuck it, man Who sent us some chicken? Churches sent us some chicken Told you, man, when we was at the last show Yeah, one of them shows Yeah, let's see Oh, they're kind of like just sending a nigga a bucket You see how I make you feel a little bit? What the heck? Now, they sent a little snack, man A little snack pack You know, they should get cold If it ain't in between the three mile radius We ain't done shit Churches' chicken do push-ups Hey, hon Them biscuits off the meat rack They got this, the biscuits, the biscuits is cold They got the hunk They remember the churches' golden days, though? When they had Aunt Esther as the spokesperson Oh, yes, sir That was too young That was, oh, I was Yes, sir I was there You remember when Aunt Esther They used to use old church ladies for they spawn Like endorsements So Aunt Esther was one of they main endorsers That's why everybody used to go Because it's commercial They had shit churches like that in D.C. We had the Popeyes, KFC And then Wendy's used to sell chicken Hey, man, pull up the Aunt Esther Wendy's, nigga Wendy's had the whole fried shit Your La Won de Patche Church's chicken Y'all Y'all, I put you up on some black history Fucking with me I was in these streets When black people first started getting cable We had the cable knob You had the twisted bitch I used to get in trouble You remember you used to get in trouble Now turn the cable knob to cable Stop telling me got nevvTV so fast they had TV up When you first got cable You were first channel You heard the channel You love me first guy Cable, what was the channel you couldn't believe you had? The first... UPN? No, it's like... I remember when we had first guy on big-ass TV, it was like a square and you could change the channel in the square, it go up and down right here. So half the square was up, half up, it was down, and then it was like two through thirteen. I remember those shits used to play better than HD, it used to look like you was right there and shit. And then it's like they got the cable boxes came out and then that shit had like two all the way through ninety-nine, and then like ninety-nine would come in, but it was there like some bullshit, it looked like some shit like it here, and then you could adjust the knob and that shit would come in and you would just kick back like Nick, I'm watching ninety-nine, Nick. I remember that. I watched channel ninety-nine. I remember that. I watched it ninety-nine. Then my grandmother was like, turn that TV and press it right. We had to turn that bitch to three and we'd be sitting up and then this one TV was addicted. You would sit there and wait for everybody to laugh so you could watch and you would fuck that. That's what I'm saying. You could turn it. What was you turning to? Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon. This was when Nickelodeon had that shit. What was your shit on Nickelodeon? Oh, nigga. What was the name of that goddamn show, man, where they used to drop Slam on it? Uh-oh. You can't do it. No, it was a show called You Can't Do That on Television. Oh, it was a show called You Can't Do That on Television. They handed all these motherfuckers, it was like a sketch show, right? So they used to do shit. They used to go to this place called Barf's Burgers, right? This nigga was disgusting. He'll dig in his nose. He'll throw up on this shit. Nickelodeon. He'll make them eat it. Right. But they would always go to Barf's and they had this little segment where they would talk shit to each other and they'd be like, hey, yo, chico, and then you would poke your head out the locker and then they'd ask you some stupid shit and then you'd slam the door and then another motherfucker and it was just some dope ass shit. I had to show them. Man, you had to show me that. I ain't ever seen that. There's another segment where they would sit there and they'd be like, if you say the word slam, they'll drop a whole bucket of slam on your head. Man. And if you say water, they'll drop water and then it's like people didn't know they would have guests on the show and they'll sit there and fake interview them and try to get them to say slam. You know what my shit was on Nickelodeon and niggas? Guts. I used to be on that shit, nigga. Every time I watched Guts, I was like, man, I'll beat the shit out of them niggas on there. Niggas don't know what they doing. I felt like I would have won on Guts. You know what I mean? I'm going to tell you what I mean. I'm going to tell you what I mean. Listen to the hidden temple nigga. When they mum them up, you just jump out and grab your ass. You gonna fuck your ass out cuz. They gonna be like, you dog. No. Wild and crazy kid. Oh yeah. Wild and crazy kids too, nigga. I'm going to take it even further. This is. All that. This is. Man we got to do a show with them niggas. I want to be friends with that friends who did that. Left out. Yeah. Left out, say that. Mmm. She was the rapper. That was TLC singing, right? Whoever that word that name. What I got. I don't know what she was singing though. I don't know what she singing. You know who I was. I don't know what she singing though. I don't see you singing the ring. Whoever that was, they nah. Chill it. Chill it. That was my song. It says, all that. Man, I remember we first got candy for her. Shit, I used to love my nigga, but I shit it. Motherfuckin' Monday Night Raw, nigga. Monday Night Raw. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Y'all, nigga, I didn't read it. I'ma tell you the coldest shit, though. The rock. This one, I don't even feel like nobody ever bring up how cold this show was growing up, nigga. Motherfuckin' Inspector Gadget. Inspector Gadget was lit. This nigga had a sports car that turned into a minivan if he needed a fuckin' minivan. Turned into a boat, too. That nigga, that nigga theme song was a litter. You call me if you need me, if you need not with you, I'll be your everything. Keep it going with me. Who? That ain't Inspector Gadget. Yes, it is, but don't fuck with me. No, it's not. Don't fuck with me. I ain't never heard that one. No, Mother original Inspector Gadget. Man, I'm not. What's one of that? Inspector Gadget. Yeah, they know the power of two. Inspector Gadget. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Them three-day men's skim ball, I did it over. Over real? Yeah. Where the movie came out. Gadget go. Oh, yeah, that was like the rough drive. That was the fur cut, yo. What? The first cut. Your shit was a remix. Yeah, no, no. It was a later version. It was a remix. Next time. Nigga Fly had three balls. That was on like three episodes or that was. Just be the hand. Yeah. Cat used to hate that nigga, boy. But yeah, that Money Night Rado, man. That one was Stone Cold and then was the Knickers Man. Stone Cold and a lot of beefing. That one was Stone Cold beat Vince McMahon, hit him with the bedpan when he was in the hospital. This was prime television for a kid. I had never seen no shit like that before. That shit came over? This nigga's up over here, motherfucker. Wow. That piss pan, bro. That shit, it wouldn't have been the same without motherfucking Jim Ross. Oh, yeah. Jim Ross, man. Slogger knocker. Oh my God. I don't know what's going on with Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's lost his mind. He's lost it. This is a Slogger knocker. Oh. Nigga the Rock, though. Bro, the Rock, too, bro. He was the Knickers. He took your candy ass back to your Brody Drive. And I think he used to be dead serious, bro. Can you smell? Bro, I remember the first time he hit the nigga with the, what is your name? There was a clown in the ring. A dude was dressed up like a clown. He said, what is your name? Gave the nigga the mic. It doesn't matter what your name is. Oh, the Rock, the Rock, the Gangster. Man, listen. Wrestling, dawg. It doesn't matter what your name is. Wrestling, man. That was my shit. When we first got cable, I got to watch that Monday Night Raw on my nigga. And then they used to fuck it up because on Monday Night Raw, oh, they had like the special on Sunday Night where they had lead right into the pay-per-view. And then they would go off wrecking on the regular show. And then it should have just turned off. It was just free. Trying to beg my mom. You think you could order Summer Slam? She's gonna slam your fucking ass. Summer Slam was a bullshit. Summer Slam was some bullshit. I wasn't a wrestler pro like that. With the mandible claw? Oh, Mankind used to have niggas. Yeah, he's a boy. What about WCW? Oh, WCW. WCW had a run, too. WCW had a run, too. WCW had a run. Yeah, hell yeah. Sting was scary. Get the music off. This is serious business. 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I'm just saying, I'm just throwing this out here. If you ever want to just find some crazy shit to do online, just look at how much shit this nigga has been right there for. That's crazy. Right. He's been around for a minute. That is going to show you how long Atlanta been. Then you got to go look up all that shit. Atlanta been running the game for you. R.P. Richie, they got to go look up the crew. What was some old-story Atlanta as you would suggest people listen to, bro? DC. Go back and listen to it. From your era. Go back and listen to it. Do crew, R.P. Richie, and DC on Fly Better Days and the crew, no time to play. They know what going on. Bro, think about that. What if niggas go back and listen to your old shit and your old shit blow up and you got to make videos for the songs you did? We going to make them. We going to make them, bro. What you making? What you making? What you making look like that time? Damn, nah. It going to be that time. You ain't going to put the whole office back on. DC, what would be one of your old songs that you made? Okay. I ain't going to lie. I'll go back and listen to... Nah, I'm saying to do a video. If you could do a video for one of your old songs, one of the songs that you made back in the day. Better day. Better day. I could put that out right now and just drop it. I'm like, look how young I was. I'm like... So you already did do a video? Yeah, yeah. I was like 300, 400 thousand views. That was before I even did. Internet or anything. Is that real? Had the vests on? Nah, that's when I was thugging. I woke up with no shirt on. Oh. For real. That shirt I had in high school. That polo shirt. That shirt was like four, five years old. The color was like... Bruh. Hand me the fuck down. I'm like... I'm like, nigga, where are you? Until I get another shirt? Fuck you, man. Girl, you fucked up, nigga. What some old Atlanta songs you would recommend to my nigga? I recommend, nigga, go back and listen to J Money, Mixed Take, First Name, Last Name. First Name, Last Name, Last Name. Cause if you listen to First Name, Last Name. First Name, Last Name, Last Name. But hold up. If you listen to First Name, Last Name and everything that came out of First Name, Last Name. Bruh. He is the inventor of that shit. That motherfucker, First Name, Last Name, really changed the name. It was like... That's all. J Money really is the inventor of that swag talk shit. That whole catered shit. All that shit. I tell you a lady that you put me on to Atlanta that I ain't know was raw like that. C-Lo, man. Oh, C-Lo. C-Lo was raw like that. C-Lo was the coldest rapping nigga's ever. C-Lo's rapping is nasty, bruh. Salute to C-Lo. You didn't know C-Lo went crazy with the pop shit, but you go back to some of that old C-Lo and them goody mob albums, that nigga was gone crazy. My nigga ain't shit. I just know how to rhyme a little bit. Nigga, please. I'm still trying to squeeze my fat ass in where I fit. I got a little dope, but it ain't that much more than anything I know. We all still po. I don't sell dope what you sell. Nigga, I still hold. What you mean? You want to sign me up? My nigga, where you gonna scope? You gonna see me on MLK and on TV. I ain't got no feel. I was born and raised right here. Late one night, I was in the pure white, agri-religendary. I got that thing with me because it's necessary. I was just rad. Wasn't even thinking about collab, but I kept seeing the same head like I said to stop saying the red light. So shit, I done prepared myself to dive my time to go. He said, you know what it is. You done seen it before. I said, it's sad. Well, of course I'm gonna be mad, but here you can have it, goddammit. If you wanted it that bad that you would try to take it from me. My nigga, I ain't no star. I bet you both are alive more than this car. And you lucky, nigga, I used to be you. And I bust a hole in your chest that somebody could see through. Now, nigga, you could have died tonight. Now I would have been in the right. But shit, I ain't got a name you please. You can drop me off. I ain't ready to die by nothing like this. You got my nigga. Everything cool? Shit, nigga. There you go. C-Lo, nigga. Go listen to some of that shit right there, dude. If you want to hear that song, that shit is on the Good Mom Still Standing album. Yeah. I mean, that old Gucci band, too. That old Gucci, man. Niggas sleep on Gucci's lyrical ability, man. But that nigga Gucci, man. See, I'm not bragging. But I got more money. Get more money than your daddy. Silly. Pull up in that ass, then. It's not Michael Jackson. Imagine. It's the main attraction. And that nigga handsome. Used to drive a Magnum. 100 pounds of mid. I tried to cram him. Wait before a nigga dropped an album. I was trying to stamp. Stamped. Stamped. Took him to Atlanta. And every club, man, that nigga went crazy, man. That nigga Gucci. Let me tell y'all. It's a real Atlanta shit. A real Atlanta shit. What's that? Took her to the block. Yeah. She's a blockhead. Yeah. She's a blockhead. A blockhead. I got this nigga. Now he blockhead. Now he blockhead. And after all the block, what did she get? The whole blockhead. What? Yeah, nigga, them beats was crazy. If you get a beat, if it starts like this, down, down, down. Down, down, down. You got a hit. They don't matter. If it was a down, down, down. You like, oh boy, they say hit right here. That was one of my other favorite D4Ls. You were. Bet you can't do it like me. Oh yeah. Bet you can't do it like me. Fuck the whole blockhead. I'm gonna beat the world. Listen, bro. Atlanta West side really had the game for a minute. D4L shot. Hey, man, listen, that YT, that YT beat, one of the coldest beats. They far on the scene and them cleaning them up. Yeah, I remember. All done, nigga. Came to our school with YT though. Fresh clean. It's some hard white work. Hit the dirt, one square leave. I'm like cutting that nigga hair. I don't think a T-shirt with panty knee. I don't think a T-shirt with panty knee. They were right here. We don't know what they're saying. They must have like lead. Yeah, gas station T's, nigga. That's the fact. How they don't know what a nigga lead is? You don't see that? That's the goddamn Texaco T's. Niggas was rocking back then. I don't think like that. Get that from nowhere but the gas station. Can't go nowhere because of the shirt stuff. Boy, that's all gangsta's hell if you listen to the lyrics. Step on the scene. Who wants to know? With some hard white work. I got a pee. Yeah. We fucked with all that Atlanta shit though, man. On some real Rocco. Oh yeah, Rocco, one of my favorite, man. Young Ralph. The nigga Rocco can rap his ass off, man. Yeah, he can. Like, that nigga can take a concept. All that shit. Oh yeah, that nigga. Future is the king of the styles. That nigga come out with the most rap styles. Like this nigga. And the Messiah in the 50s. Hey, nigga want to talk in my pictures. Hey, nigga want to look at my features. Hey, nigga want to talk in my beats. Hey, bitch, I'm not in the videos about it. You know that I got it. Yeah. You be like, damn it. Nigga going cray. I don't know what he saying. I been listening. I like to hear what that nigga really, I can understand. That nigga said, turn a five star hotel to a trap house. That's difficult. Roaches everywhere like we forgot to take the trash. Yeah, that's difficult. Turn a five star hotel to a trap house. He doesn't smoke, blunts, all through this. Through days to do that. All right, man. Well look. Check this out. We about to move. Get some in here and sanitize that. Get some big and better. Where is the hand sanitizer, man? I don't know. I just put it in that shit. They'll travel with me like, damn. You look stanky in there, man. At least you accepted it. Chico been give us the closing arguments, man. Hey, ain't no closing arguments. Stay your ass in the house. You going to the motherfucking Tupperware Container. Stay the fuck in the house. This shit is dead ass serious. We are essentially out here helping the essential workers. They need something to watch when they out here saving lives and all that. So that's why we out the house. Much love to all the life-saving people out there. Sanitize them up, please. This is it. Get some hand sanitizer and stay your ass in the house tonight. Stay your ass in the house. Get some hand sanitizer. Sanitizer. Sanitizer. Sanitizer. Get some hand sanitizer. Hand sanitizer. Get your ass in the house tonight. Give me some of that sanitizer. Give me some of that sanitizer. And make your hands free. Give me some of that. And make your hands free. Advance formula, your hands free. And make your hands free. That's what's up, man. Much love to all the 85% who have been tuned in during our coronavirus updates. You know what I'm saying? This is the 85 South Show. Make sure you hit the website. Make sure you go to my website, quittouchin'ish.com. DC, what's that website, brother? DConflot official.com. You did. Chico B, I gave it to you. Hey, Chad. Chad hasn't finished it yet. He keeps telling me that he will. Chad hasn't finished it yet. But it's going to be the cheat code whenever he starts to reel. Chad hasn't finished it yet. PB at the house. I don't know what he's doing for real. Because Chad hasn't finished it yet. Yeah. It ain't like you got nowhere to go. But Chad hasn't finished it yet. No. He at the house ordering shit from the thrift store. Hey, what's up, man? This is the 85 South Show. Make sure you stay tuned so you can stay tuned to being tuned. But what we got being in tune? I'm Carlos Miller. Chico B, we lay y'all, man. Stay up. Stay up. Keep your head up, baby. You bitch. You know it. Mic's off, right? Yeah, go sit up, little ugly dude. Great work, fellas. Yes, sir.