 You're the loudest typer I've ever heard Yep, you should him be pound on the piano keys, too. I don't hear pound on anything You're my welcome back to our stupid erection. See the it's up Corbin All right, I'm into it. I'm into it. I'm a juicy Compton. It's so Thank you for such a patron film if you took a camera in the battle the further in the case of the quad I know loud I know and We were acting to a beer DOS video He's one of our favorite comedians and sadly we were supposed to be seeing him this month, but obviously everything got Canceled no no excuses. He's just he's just not committed. They're not committed at all Why don't you want to be in arena with thousands of people? What's wrong with you? What does he care? He's on stage. He can social distance from the audience But Yes, so he's been doing like vlogs almost daily or every couple days on his thing this one's called the bright side with beer DOS coronavirus and comedy well Of course, it's comedy. Well done but If one pull it up real quick the disclaimer it says this show attempts to make light of a very dark themes in situation And attempt to disarm them if you do not like if you do not think it is appropriate. Do not watch I like it Lots of people eat people already got offended by us and the fact that in a video where we're talking about coronavirus like I've laughed like just Just laughed not like at like coronavirus, but just laughed because you know, you should laugh all the time But yeah, yeah people get offended just because they want to get offended So, yeah, we we want everybody to remain safe and stop touching each other That's Corbin's advice just stop touching people And just because you make light of something doesn't mean you're not taking it seriously So everybody take a chill pill very factual ready three two one go I thought I thought it wasn't going for a second coronavirus One of the coronavirus gets worse and worse and worse I'm like your graphics Welcome to the bright side with the dust my brand new show where we take the darkest thought in your head and go to some place silly So that the next time you think it I like it doesn't seem that bad today's episode What if the coronavirus gets worse and worse and worse? Here's the bright side okay On the bright side This worked out pretty well for musicians if you think about it I mean it was hard enough to market a gig the week before coronavirus It's like hey, man. I'm playing Carnegie Hall. Do you want to come? No, I'm busy No, it's easy. It's just hey, man. I'm playing the balcony at 5 p.m. I think you're going to be watching Also, we all got a glimpse into celebrity houses this week You know Wasn't it kind of nice on the bright side to know that even some celebrities have shitty houses just like you You know houses with defects like oh, there's Shahrukh Khan in He has a broken And there's Selena Gomez. She has a light bulb. That's not working and there's Kim Kardashian and she has a a husband Right, there's blue skies these birds that are happy. Oh my god. We can hear birds on the bright side Those animals are also confused as fuck Because those animals have grown up with humans. There's just pigeons walking around like hey, man Where's Raju? The guy who used to spit over there for a decade. I used to eat that. Where's Raju? What the fuck happened to Raju? Have you seen those photographs of just all the birds in Delhi looking at each other? Do you realize none of those birds have ever met each other before in their lives? So you're just a bird for the first time looking at a thousand other dudes who look just like him and like Am I high Also, like you think you are detoxing the animals are detoxing as well There's just birds flying around like give me some smog man. I need some smog or suck you dick to some smog On the bright side everything online is getting watched right now Doesn't matter how shitty your content is it is getting watched people are going to be watching comedians. They hate just like He's breathing. So am I carry on On the bright side, isn't it fun to see like the pescetarians and the vegans and the vegetarians and the keto people and the intermittent fasting people Just as fucking scared as you are. You know these people who previously were like, oh no, I I don't eat meat. I only eat what the planet gives me when I gave you a mother fucking virus Excuse me. That's my cheese Also, hey, congrats parents. You met your kids for the first time during the day Remember how in the olden days parents would send you off to school and they'd be like, he came back an asshole I don't understand. There's something wrong with this school. Now in a year's time if your kid is a fucking douchebag That's on you You never really used that balcony before did you you kind of took that balcony a little bit for granted Didn't you now you're going to use this shit out of that balcony Every new building is going to have a fuckload of balconies. It is the time to be a balcony If we ever get through this every new building. Yeah, this is the half bedroom, but it's got six balconies I like balcony conversations. It's very shakespearian. We're all just kind of Juliet now It's on the balcony like what light on yonder window breaks. It is not the sun. It is Mr. Chopra's ass crack Really more of a moon Also to all the old people who've been trying to sell us on all of your home remedies for years and years And we were just like there's no science behind that dad. Now's your time to shine Because now we're calling this shit out of you. Aren't we? Fuck with us. Do it. It's like, yes, uh, it's an ancient remedy. Uh boiling hot water Ginger salt Yes, uh now dip your dick in it Also, there's a lot of just stuck in bedrooms like this together. Yeah, we're gonna have a baby boom on the bright side It's gonna make your marriage a lot stronger Not bad. It's gonna make your divorce a lot easier You no longer need an excuse. You should be like, yo, they found a cure. I'm leaving you Why because now I'm gonna live Where are your precious politics now? Those leaders that you just love and worship Whether you are left wing or right wing On the bright side, there's more humanity in all of us. There has to be Right. There's no choice. I mean, we've always kind of found each other in the dark Because I've never seen it before. I've never seen a bunch of world leaders come together on tv and just be like Hey guys, the government is here for you. Uh, we're on it. Uh, does anybody have any ideas? That's where we live now So we don't have them. All we have is each other And we kind of always had each other, but we forgot about it for a bit And I think now we'll remember that again on the bright side So if you haven't seen the kinder side of me in a while, um, I apologize And I'm gonna try and show it to you as much as I can Just in case you don't feel good about yourself just yet Um, I'm gonna give you three people who legit had a shittier week than you did number one So here's what happened the Indian prime minister locked us down. It was a 14 hour curfew It was supposed to be from like the morning till 9 p.m But he was like at 5 p.m Go outside and bang your dishes to so support for the heroes that are working so hard to fight the coronavirus And we all did it and then at 5 35 lots of indians went into the street and started dancing and partying together And Screaming go corona Go corona go corona Which really offended only three girls named corona. Uh, did nothing to fight the virus whatsoever A dude had to go and have that conversation Right through moody At about 5 35 because you know at five or five he was like, hey, sir What a lovely gesture, sir. The country's so proud Wow, they're really excited, aren't they? Continuing on Hello outside Did they really do that like Yeah, they went out the streets. Oh my word. Yeah I don't think people really understood your speech They're outside Would like like five or six of them. No It's about a thousand in in many cities Maybe next time don't don't end the speech with namaskar just end it with fucking stand up That guy legit is having a worse week than you are because you know every time donald rump says something Yeah, uh, we have the best drugs and quinoa lean Uh, we're testing it. It's got great results. Uh, the best results quinoa lean cures it and we're three weeks away It needs to come to be like, um, no quinoa lean does does not cure. Uh, the coronavirus There is no proof that that does that. Yeah, but but uh, if you put baking soda On your finger and stick it up your ass That cures the coronavirus. Um, no, no, that does not that's not good for the virus or your ass Please don't do that in public That guy is having a shite as weak and it's going to escalate. Um, rhino jizz cures the coronavirus if you can find a rhino Jack it off Vigorously and and get the jizz Best in the world. We have the best rhinos the best jizz america has the best jizz No, you know what fuck it sir. Yes, you should find a rhino sir. Do it and third Tom hanks I'm just gonna throw that in there because Yeah Just in case you're still not feeling better about the coronavirus I'm going to include five things that you can do to make yourself feel better Wash your fucking hands Wash your hands like your hands just washed your ass Americans google washing the ass. It's gonna help you a lot in the foreseeable future Stay at home. I know you don't understand why you're staying at home right now But aren't you just used to that just staying at home for reasons that you don't know why Be it rom-coms or marriage or christmas Stay the fuck off whatsapp. It will only stress you out more I promise you there is no useful information on whatsapp that you cannot find on the cdc website or on twitter Or on facebook. Fuck your friends. Yes. Fuck your family Take care of old people Because they took care of you And if they didn't Still do it because that means you will be better old people Immunot man vitamins veggies sex Lots of sex. I don't know if you know this but sex is great for your immunity. Fuck right now. Don't even watch this Long shot. Okay. I'm sorry Look ultimately this virus is not about humanity or courage or mother earth or population control. It's about immunity immunity to bullshit immunity to hatred immunity to selfishness immunity to hoarding immunity to indulgence immunity to each other and yes a virus so get your immunity up to find the best in you and So that you can resist the worst in you And I think and I hope and I pray you're gonna be just fine So The next time that you think is the corona virus gonna get worse and worse and worse and worse I want you to think of mr. Chopra's ass crack balcony symphonies unhappy vegans dipping your dick in hot water And confused fucking birds My name is viewed thus take care of each other. That's the bright side gonna Oh, I hit like and subscribe and all of that other shit because this is my new show and I wanted to go Oh, I love him so much Uh, he's So funny and then but like with everything he does he always brings it back To to a message. She wants to to convey and it's always That's one of my favorite things about it because there's a lot of comedians that I love but that their their thing is just offense Like bill bar. He he and and like Ricky Gervais. They just like to offend you and that's their whole thing And it's that's phenomenal and I love them But the one thing I love about him is that he can still do that But then he always brings it back to a positive message At the end of it and I think that's really impressive And hard to do because normally it's hard to especially as a comedian because you're there to make people laugh And you don't want to take them out of that sense of laughter But he he's able to do that But then keep bringing it back like he goes back and forth between a hard message and and funny Often and it's it's really really impressive. I've never seen a comedian that can do that like he can I agreed the only other comedian That I was exposed to who did this who had Underneath it all when you listen to him You knew what he was saying was driven from a deep deep deep core belief system And he did it in biting ways, but it was still hysterically funny and intelligent was George carlin And he reminds me of him solely in that respect. He's entirely different than George carlin George carlin George carlin said what he said and hoped he pissed you off And if he did he didn't really care and get out of here If you don't believe what I believe because if you don't you're a schmuck Whereas vir das He'll point stuff out and then he'll bring you around to let you know that he loves you. Yeah It's it's really impressive Yeah, I like it a lot And I'm I'm I'm sad that we like he had to cancel everything because of everything that went on Because we would have gone to see him here. I think I think it might have been even today Depending on what day this is released Yeah, it was around this time. It's close. Yeah, we will it'll happen And I would I would actually just love to sit down and talk with the band to see what he's like When he's not performing because I assume he's pretty similar and but he's very deep in his in his in his thinking Absolutely, I bet he's a lot like the speech kind of thing And he's be stupid Very intelligent. He's very intelligent. Yeah, um most most comedians are Yeah, they're they're just they're deep thinkers and they they look at the world a different way, which is why they can Make fun of it the way they do Yeah, but yeah, I love them. If vir das if you're watching please come on the show because we would love to talk to Yeah, he's watching right I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is. Yeah, I'm for for anybody Any stupid babies who are still this is not to downplay the severity or seriousness of what's going on But to put things into perspective for you guys, especially younger people This is not the first pandemic to hit planet earth and it is not by any stretch the worst It's actually one of the more mild pandemics compared to the rest of human history And we've had big bad pandemics hit planet earth every 100 200 years or so And this just happens to be the worst one we've ever had to live through and we've come through them We've gotten out the other side of them. So and this is going to pass. No, and it won't be the last one And it it really is it's a trying time. It's a difficult time But we've the planet and the human race has seen far far worse instances than this and came out the other side Okay, so I love that he's doing this. I love that he's doing this So go subscribe to vir das and uh, also Don't touch your grandma. Yeah, just don't just don't touch her. It's good advice corbin. Yeah, don't touch