 If there's one thing we definitely need during this Russian war against Ukraine, it's more celebrity activism. This time we're getting a big steamy pile of it from Stephen Colbert, who wants to let us know he's ready to pay $15 a gallon for gas. And if you can't afford that, oh, he's got a plan for you too. Oil prices have skyrocketed. Today, the average gas price in America hit an all-time record high of over $4 per gallon. Okay, that stings, but a clean conscience is worth a buck or two. I don't want to pay $4 a gallon. Hell, I'll pay $15 a gallon because I drive a Tesla right now. What's wrong with the rest of you pro-Putin losers? Can't Stan Colbert's brave and stunning patriotism? Well, maybe if you believed in science, you would own a Tesla and wouldn't be a Russian troll.