 Dude, that house is giving away full-sized candy bars! That house forgave my student loan debt! What the hell kind of street is this? I'll give you the rest when you retire. Are you a real woman? Did you get the student loan thing? I kind of? They said the house on the right made them stop using the front door, so I had to go to the back door. Oh. And I only got 10K because I don't work in the public center. Well, the house on the right gave me an AR-15! Holy crap! But they made me burn my library card. Something about drag queens? That old guy on the left makes you sit through DEI training and then takes half your candy if he thinks you have too much. Doesn't that guy own like three houses? Yeah, and all his candy has stickers that say it may cause cancer. That guy on the right took away my myconykes. These things are a slippery slope to three musketeers. I've seen a ton of airheads and dum-dums. On the far left, there's a huge horror show going on. On the right, too, but those guys are having trouble with their speaker. Every new one's worse than the last! That red house only gives out candy if you pass a drug test. Oh, wait! Did you get drugs? Not good ones. But the one on the far left gave me hormone blockers. What about that yellow house with the snake flag? They're into drugs, right? Sounds like they were fighting inside. You don't belong in this house! It's not your house! It's my house! I have the keys! You don't have the keys! Why is no one giving out drugs? The news said we'd get drugs. Maybe people enjoy taking drugs more than they enjoy giving it to children. Did you hit that little pink house? Somebody did. Alright, just don't go too far left. The rumor is they're forcing every kid to dump out their bags so they can redistribute all the candy equally. Well, that doesn't seem so terrible. They say the same thing every year, and in the end, they murder the kids with too much candy or education, and eventually everyone starves. I don't know why kids keep going there. Well, maybe this year it'll be different. The kids are always dead by some. I bet they just sent those kids to camp. I mean, you're wrong, but you're also not wrong. Oh, yeah, I get it now. What's your position on abortion? You can take as many as there are genders. Just stick to the middle. I already got a stimulus check, sugar subsidies, a sports stadium. That house even gives you cash if you promise not to grow any corn. I heard the Menendez house had gold bars, but they're not answering the door anymore. Oh, hey, it's that foreign exchange dude. What's your hall look like, Zelensky? 75 billion, but the night is young. 75 billion? It's how neighborhoods compete now. It's like a proxy Halloween.