 Hit it was that cool. You were like a foot away I want coffee three two My name is Jimmy his name is Jake this is the weekly dumb Jake There was a goose in the outfield Jim what you mean like geese on the field stop Stop stop stop stop Gonna need you more dumb Jim there was a silly goose on the field There's a shot of the goose chasing the other goose and then it finally caught up to it a bit it it came away with the feathers Oh majestic shot It's definitely art when you see that bird with the feathers in its mouth. It's like whoa You like the movie fly away home. No great movie if anyone likes the movie fly away home Let us know you know I was happy for the camera guy the camera guys like I want to shoot animals But they make me shoot spring training baseball goose comes on the field hard eyes It's happy for him. He hates baseball. He just lives in Arizona. He moved there to shoot nature time stop filming the goose Focus on the outfield. The goose is gonna sell people have the goose. It's good man. Gooses are scary geese Gooses are scary geese Who's gonna police the geese the goose who's gonna police the geese you and Tom behind his camera just can't no way Jim this week's almost a breakdown We're going to America not the movie remake the American basketball conference your Houston Cougars versus your Memphis Tigers Yes a Lot of crazy stuff happened this game. I only watched the last two seconds cuz someone submitted it But Memphis ties it up on a last second three But first they missed a three it goes off the backboard hits a player in the arm or the face and then shoots back Up to the backboard and then kicks out to the three-point line. I was really confused by that because it's like pinball I don't know how it got so much speed on the second bounce back They make the three one point five seconds left Houston Really nice little like inbound pass around the defender. It was a bounce. You normally see them throw it in the air They did like a little bounce early bird bounce and then that dude puts up an off-balance three that luckily just goes in and they Win he acts like it was he called the game you could hear the audio To call game on that is pretty balls. It was pretty good I wonder if that was him or the bench that feels like a good last guy on the bench I gotta get out that's game Penny hardaway Jim, you know him. I do he walked away as the coach Yeah, they were doing the review and penny just walked off the court. He's like that was clean. We'll take the L It was almost a breakdown shoot me What else happened in the sports world? Sad boy shot Too much whiskey Speaking of sad boy shots Jim. It was NBA all-star weekend They combined it into one day because a Kovie the guys didn't want to play they did the three-point contest fun Steph Curry the best ever dunk contest all-star game Pretty bad. I don't know if you can say Kovie like a sweet little cute nickname for the Kovie Kovie Everyone knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, the dunk contest. I am worried about this Yeah, I don't want to come off like too much of a curmudgeon I've never been interested in it and very rarely is there a dunk that I'm actually like, you know what? That's cool I think the dudes that do the dunks on the trampolines in between the halftime have ruined regular dunks for me So I want you see a guy do three somersaults and slam it in like the regular dude who just jumps high is kind of boring They've gotten away from creativity and there was a couple But then it all stunk and the guy who had the best dunk they gave the worst score It was halftime of the game it was kind of like where's the game open up your mouth open up your mouth You and magic Johnson I think ended up on the right side of history here magic Johnson great Twitter account to be honest Not the most fun dunk contest ever watched something like that Treats that gunpoint like share your thoughts, but don't make them controversial right now. I'm out of bullets I had one left. I very much disagree. I think Matt everyone magic. Let's rip. He's like got it How could people how could people disagree? Yes, Steph Curry shooting all those threes was cool He's awesome, man, and then you honest when 16 or 16 basketball You getting bullets did I shoot three shoulder dud mouth shoulder dud dud That's how you die in gunfights. You always got to be counting the bullets I like what would it be cool to have like a movie scene where the guy has a gun and then he has a bullet sound effect So like the guy's counting the bullets like I heard six bullets and he's like that was my sound effect I actually only shot five. Bam. No, I think people would be like that's the lamest thing. I've ever seen Well, it's a duck tail scene. Oh, okay. Jesus not an adult film. Wow Yeah, you want to move on the not sports The safety on watching Steph Curry shoot threes is like my favorite thing I watch an athlete do okay Let's do some not sports These next stories are not sports a girl found an apartment next to her apartment in New York City I think Roosevelt Island, which is a cool island. She felt a draft coming through her bathroom mirror was like What the hell is that? There's no draft in here. She took her bathroom mirror off. There was a hole to another room Looks creepy scary. Everyone finding random places inside of your building is always cool Once she went through the hole. Yeah, and then she showed where she was It was just the apartment next door that was getting renovated and there was a suddenly like oh Well, that's how apartments. Oh New York City apartments are next to each other. We're we're shocked. Yeah No, the buildup was so much better I mean she's feeling the wind and they're scary movie stuff You could spin that so easily to there's wind coming out of the door And then you just it's yeah, it's a room and then it was like a nice New York City apartment You can see the lights of the city Move in there. Well, imagine that just go to like if Knock on the door that your neighbors and be like what is this? I'm your neighbor. We're neighbors. That's how this works be cool If you're friendly neighbors in the mirrors like you've just ever needed to pick me up I think someone lives in my basement every time I go down there. I'm prepared to find someone gotcha Kill him dead. I wouldn't kill him It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee. It's the employee Where's my fucking gun? You think it's time to give it to the guy that edits this this these videos for us spends all Monday Sam's been killing it with the patreon fire and blanks Jim the first ever Jamboy media home Ian Hap the compound and Before Trevor Ploof yells the first homerun hit Wall an active member of Jamboy media Ian Hap One last shot each at each other's camera job Happer. I also think that goose was in a cubs game So Hap might have goose inside info I mad I won't sound mad if you're marvelous Oh Wow, oh Wow, now it'll really be shooting blanks That was a weekly