 gonna put cream on my hands because they're rough you always need cream for that woman so I mentioned that I had a dream it's not hugely interesting it's just bizarre and I wonder what was happening in my head to make it a thing but I was like I could hear rags voice quite significantly but I was looking around good dream and I was like I'm in like a classroom what is happening and then I look forward and uh rags as a doggo is teaching a class on superhero powers and I was just like trying to make out the board but portions of it were blurry and like the two highlighted things were um analog and binary powers and then in the list of like analog powers there was all these things that I think the point was they can be controlled from you know zero to 100 at different ticks like intensity of flamethrowing or how fast you can fly binary powers I'm assuming are powers that you turn off and on there's no real like in between but like the whole list was blurry and I kept trying to shout towards rags can you can you tell me what the binary powers are and you weren't listening to me you were talking to the rest of the class I was getting very upset and then I woke up that is weird because I was thinking is there such a thing couldn't you always contrive away for any power to essentially have more than just on and off maybe you guys think of any binary power maybe what was that um shape shifting either you are the thing or you're not well couldn't you go like a halfway between thing could you I don't know that's kind of what I'm doing that is all right I could edit all I'm looking for a power that I couldn't contrive away for them to have anything other than just their honor off well it's flying you're either flying or you're not right well I fly fast that's probably true yeah but in a sense it's like you're either flying or you're not um yeah but I don't think that addresses the spirit because um you're either healing or you're not you're healing faster or slower you're either firing a laser through your eyes or not it's like well the laser could get more intense uh what about like what about like kitty pride's thing to go through stuff either she goes through stuff or she doesn't you know what I mean that's probably the closest but just you were turned into a lizard man like you get you mutated to a lizard man at some point just so you can't you can't reverse it at all but no but that's that's baked in I'm trying to like you if I said you either have laser eyes or don't there's no intensity there's a binary one it's like well I'm trying to say is it possible to have a power that couldn't even be contrived to be analog well like I said I think I'm gonna cry well I was gonna say the shape-shifting one I can't think of what I would try and how would that become something that's analog and it's like I don't think I couldn't come up with one like how do you partially travel through a brick wall would it make you really slow as I don't think so maybe someone in the comments section will have easy answers that I can go oh of course that's one yeah but uh I yeah I was just curious and there are degrees for sure you made the table of my dream rags I made the yeah well blew it out all the way so I couldn't see them you bastard I that's what I I you all you should have been asking questions I was you couldn't hear me he was so sad anyway speaking of superpowers that woman doesn't have any my guess I'm from a kryptonite wound we're still super convenient oh yeah super lucky yeah yeah those are definitely powers um what if she gets super everything from from the kryptonite wound I wonder if that's just gonna get casually resolved no more wound probably I mean yeah it probably will just get casually resolved well remember they said we might even miss it we gotta pay attention they've been leading up to it for so long they might just yeah it's actively radioactive so like she's she's fucking should be slowly turning into like a horrible monster zombie thing right oh turning into a horrible monster uh I didn't mean morally is there even a point in stressing that a female superhero from a barred and mainstream piece of entertainment is a horrible monster morally rags is there a point in that anymore we uh we do say that a lot don't we a little bit redundant I guess like the wasp is still she's okay yeah she saves people's lives and hopes to make the world a better place I like how she she is better poised at the moment than a lot of other carry on yeah she's not even like the most significant one well there's a post on the subreddit recently there was like who do you think's better wonder rapist or you know scholar which yeah it's a slave bastard just it's like well I mean one woman one woman did less damage yeah but like the fact that that question exists you know oh yeah this who is you know could you imagine five years ago who's worse Thor on party as a hero it's like what do you what what do you mean they're both great they'll be great forever yeah so anyway batwoman I I'm totally you know I'm just up on a jump right in who knows what's gonna happen the last we we found out we need to get every character to that island to steal a flower to heal her right yeah also she doesn't really trust team batwoman and and says they suck and they allow her to continue wearing the suit even though all of her moral failings the fact that she's basically stolen this stuff from them he's reckless on the job didn't report her injuries and she hates them and I think I was watching Jay Longburn's coverage she's on the same team as us we're just like bring Kate back please like Ryan is fucking annoying and yeah she's frustrating she may be the superior actress but she's not in my heart yeah yeah I think she might be better actress but unfortunately that kind of hurts her because this is batwoman honey go the story is an intricate web of nonsense that leaves nowhere in all places simultaneously remember the fish remember she woke up the bats oh she's like my brain is hemorrhaging that's because you're on batwoman oh no get her to an actual doctor what are you doing Mary do you know how to treat alien oh my god oh what oh oh my god wait what the fuck is this a future flash uh please don't tell me she can tell the future but I'm pretty sure the kryptonite just entered her brain what did take her to a doctor what how bad does someone have to get they've done it backwards you should have gone fucking doctor yeah you should have gone to mary initially but now you need to go to someone who can actually save your life because you're in super trouble i'm not here no you cut out why do they keep bringing her back where did they find this person she must be someone's like sister oh niece i didn't think you had it in you why'd you why'd you want that knife what is she she's supposed to be a sasset lady what do anyone can knock out anybody at any time depending on what the show wants rogers was helping his last known neurologist worked in a lab here's to have been running oh his initials are er oh my god i need experiments on people oh no let's go get that map sir let's go get that map she could have grabbed her there you can still grab her no no story time you have won every episode how she grabbed her head head butter and alice got knocked out that'd be so funny my boys getting that together to understand what made you a threat you have to understand what made you appealing why are you delivering your lines like this so weird they're horrible actors she from a different planet yeah that's what i'm getting at us sir alien sounding why now am i here can i kill her now can i kill her now she's a filthy outsider we have no you she is so filthy outside it i would deal with her rad such dialogues and from the looks of what you did to my men i wouldn't stand yeah she's such an amazing fighter guys she can take on four men we ever get a reason for why she can fight properly other than she's just alice no she's just alice creepy skin man teacher taekwondo it's every season going to be that this is a whole part of alice's history you guys never knew you they got plenty of life for her to bring up secret things and then she does the thing where she looks into the screen very angrily you did the one thing she never could escape escape that she said escape was so funny escape must be so hard when did ocean factor in when sapphire realized you had purpose man we're just actually position dumb yeah she delivered all those words the same way she had her head tilted shaking with each word like it's so terrible show me about bow woman he had alice's backstory and they had to come up with a way to why do we practice with sorts like this how many people do you kill in training but why are they even doing this like nobody knows that they're here what's the point of this i don't care about this storyline at all no i want to see bat what we're getting poisoned by kryptonite you wanted ocean you wanted ocean oh thank goodness maybe she'll die and ruby rose will have to come back they won't they won't allow it that'd be great dude she saw the future when the kryptonite went into a brain who knows what they're gonna do i'm still thinking super powers is definitely on the table bone marrow is disintegrating her circulatory system bone marrow is disintegrating so what do you suggest oh okay so yeah that sounds pretty serious i like i think we have an idea it looks like oh like take her to hospital no no that would be ridiculous oh she left where to oh they still it's the hole in the wall there's no official entrance to this room it's just the blown up hole in the wall is how you get here i don't even know if this is worth saying but mary has cure all blood right that's true try that yeah but they just don't we don't talk about that we just don't talk about it okay right next to you this is stop i don't care fuck off do very boring minutes later oh you put the cost oh she suited up everything this is incredibly dangerous because you're it's it's worse than drunk driving ghost mom we got a crash or something how fast did she suit up anyways she had like a couple of seconds i just like the bat woman's like we got force goes to you know i think you shouldn't be driving well you've got the thing it's a skull oh geez okay oh my god that's too much pressure oh no it's a nightmare the kryptonite blood in her brain has she crashed at this point then no oh where the hell is she going she's headed towards the west man so much to take that fucking suit and gear away from her oh no what of course that's where she went where where's she going brain isn't working so it's hard to her heart what her brain isn't working so she turned to her heart oh no a cloud how do you know my name are you dumb are you actually stupid hey where's your wine opener hey where's your wine opener oh you're talking about maybe you know what this is what are you doing battering smash me or i'll hold your ass into the cops but i'll let them sweat it out of you all right wow she's so much worse than kate you know this could actually be interesting though like that face lol kick her off yay whoa oh how bad are you though really oh my goodness oh my god you're a citizen defeated batwoman please be jacob is this is this the crows no oh it's these two oh it's those two what are the helicopters here for you just had a helicopter here what oh my god that looks so funny right away batwoman are you gonna leave them out look i guess you got it at this point oh my god they can see the license plate i have to take the batmobile i can take the batmobile i've never driven it before i've never driven your car before guys oh fuck off it's more difficult to drive ditzy bitch you can't but oh my god i've never driven a land rover before what is that a cheat oh my god it's like literally every other car yeah cars are 95 identical to everything else the batmobile is special you should have luke drive it i can't fucking believe they want to have a comedy moment this is absolute chaos some wacky is gonna happen this episode is absolute chaos weird episode yeah we are on we've we've learned so much about ryan when she's under pressure she will absolutely like rip people apart what are we doing they have two masks as props this episode oh my goodness oh my goodness wow she jumped out of the frame they're so proud of themselves had kryptonite dreams oh it's like it's like what she saw when she first got kryptonite did marth oh no you had a knife i'm getting the jesseth are they actually like trying to set up an arc where she's getting a little spooky i mean this is okay right like surely this funny thing isn't a wider context this is okay but um from her pov she's just yeah kind of nuts insane like for us it's like finally get rid of the person who caused nothing but pain oh i got so they just got away okay yeah they just got away we're just gonna yeah so mary just took the batmobile out on our first time and just got away from the cops and luke got away from the cops when they had a helicopter they have the license plate of your car by the way okay great so do i you're going to try and treat her nor do you look like a doctor you're not though um you're not the whole episode is about this jake of help theodis you're loading morality in the show what the what what is this save something for the fishies so what is she what is she tied up fire it looked like her hands were free there yeah i have a free hand she has one free hand yeah sapphire would claim she wanted you for her army survival would make you an excellent fighter your survival instinct fuck off and what would you claim that she was in love with you what how is this other woman upset because she wants to be in love with sapphire why is everyone a lesbian everyone is a lesbian i mean that's that's been well established by now i think i want to know why was they were they hit by like a gay comet in this town tell you about this simple flower is a miracle cure or alice and it's my birthright to protect it at all costs no it's not you don't get birth rights she's almost like the worst person ever if outsiders were able to come take it would be left with nothing what do you mean our sanctuary would be destroyed what you mean oh you're a terrible person centuries ago the women of a village in your they'd heard they'd heard this is just exposition dump the episode the women claimed the blood that had been spilled was sacred it's protective feminine essence in which protect the fabricated essence what but you see you know masculine essence what masculine essence would do is it would make like this for any prickly shitty bush destined to save my god oh my god the feminine essence makes it grow it's blooming telling me that these plants are made from women like women's sacrifice because women are amazing they heal all diseases i want the fuck men are just shit we need to make our own plants at some point guys i wouldn't be surprised if like the man drops his blood into the soil and just grows a grenade and it's like look war what's happening now everyone point guns at everybody jacob garner jacob well you didn't know about her good rockin it's beautiful i like it yeah mary was operating in an illegal medical clinic i guess these rooms are clear really that place was her life she helped a lot of people i refused to let her turn into her mother kathleen galore corners at hamilton look where it got us jacob doesn't yeah he doesn't need to justify himself he's so fucking right but this show is probably gonna have him learn something at some point what the fuck is this um this is an act of crime scene guys dr rogers much for our lead guys this is an act of crime scene no stop touching somebody turn around like just for dramatic effect oh that's just playing on the tv man he is just sort of sitting room still isn't he's coughing up all that blood the hell happened i don't know as they gave him the the cure old blood and they all get the same treatment then maybe like you guys from the last episode island but they knew that why why this show's been trying to be really edgy i find ocean i find alice so i can hear her laugh you're gonna die you have kryptonite hemorrhaging in your brain dying wishes to kill alice oh lord that's okay you know and then ruby rose can come back clean slate hey pain you know this yeah brand new stories has to be around here somewhere you're gonna find it yeah it'll be in a secret compartment oh my god they have Jacob find it that's awesome wow yeah who would have assumed that the woman would have been oh it was just right there okay oh there it was he just saw it with his eyes all right it's going up oh it'd be you stop it's best you stop digging sapphire ah yes yes they have my cake dinner yes actual real drama dude yeah it'd be so awesome now back to instantly back to fucking like if you get confirmation that sapphire is the reason behind whatever's happened to kate and he just has a steamer just shotguns here over and over and over and over and to look oh so yeah you're much easier to hit than a bad then he cares her with a desert rose and does it again yep because jacob's that fucking cool desert rosehems i'll plant them pretty soon all of mankind will have its miracle drug and i'll have money oh look at look at him oh the hero of this story don't some spooky doctors gonna erase their memories oh what if it's the lady who can't act pulls out his sword points at them and then a magical beam goes into their head this is the mind erasure sword i would advise not getting stabbed by her her swords erase the minds of its victims oh she just happens to sit good job with ocean is it like love the ocean or she in love with sapphire i don't know the one person who offered you a second chance and freedom from your past so they just had that conversation out in the open and of course someone listened the fuck is that noise i don't know is it like a cat behind the camera for anyone you put a ruler on a table and flick it what are you doing now why don't you just you need to lie down i need to find out no i can't let you kill do you like how they have her wearing a doctor like coat not anything it's just to remind you she's in doctor mode remind me what the map was to the island or i think i think so yeah the weird thing here is she's basically saying i want to make sure i kill alice before i die oh man we got piano music here this is very dramatic this is a huge payoff she's like you don't understand this is the last thing i want to do mary let me do it oh i can go through you i guess so what if she has another brain hemorrhage yeah which is probably what's gonna save alice absolutely because ryan lady is just that amazing that flower is everything to us alice is a snake she's doing rival wim tongue oh my god she is find enigma bring her to me enigma is the name of um edward nigma is the name of the riddler right dr edward nigma uh nigma balls you're just a broken little girl who sought refuge from her trauma by escaping you fuck that why not broken little girl who sought refuge what why did you record that they're just alluding to the fact she used to be crazy and then she got really crazy but now she's uncrazy again just do anything wrong you are going to embrace this fairytale persona of yours and you are going to imbue it with fury sorry she cried right oh that's so bad she cried and alice said i would pay good money to see jake of shock of this woman to death honestly oh they're trying to it's so it's not none of this is alice's fault all of her craziness was given to her by sapphire so alice is totally good she's totally in the clear humanity that was bubbling up inside of you sapphire took that ah i hate it wow actually alice was victim the whole theorize long ago that they would try to make her a good guy wow holy fuck god she looks terrible i'm doing this stupid i thing it doesn't even make sense enigma did this of course she's a hypnotist oh all right so they just have a hypnotist that can make you anything they want really is he gonna get killed by batwoman maybe maybe maybe batwoman tries to kill alice and kills him instead that'd be kind of lame though because like yeah he takes a battering for this story is like retarded but at least he's kind of like a decent guy he wants to save the world even victors as was better than most of the characters why her comes off where is she she's gonna die mary where is ryan then why'd you let her go yes oh here we go dude we get that payoff it's happening do you know who i am honestly so many women keep showing up in that outfit it's impossible to keep track that's a good life don't do that no stop it no no she wants it to be personal ringing you killed my mom my mom was core lewis you're gang i was just like i've got to do that i have no memory of your mommy so i just want to remind you guys alice almost like went toe to toe with batwoman when she wasn't injured dude she's fucked yeah there's no way also isn't really bad that i can't even say i kind of want alice to win yeah i kind of do and i hate her so much i just hate i think i just hate ryan more yeah i hate them both so much i second oh no i should have second wind yeah oh rip second wind oh that cardboard that that paper box didn't stand a chance oh wow she what were you doing what was that the little scream those great i wasn't gonna kill her your army did because of you because you turned them into gold bloody killers she's loving her acting what was that wait how is batwoman winning oh my god false ghost mom is gonna save alice oh my god what you're not worth it what okay wicked wow this was the showdown oh that was terrible now batman win how about women wait what the fuck are you doing so all that posture oh my god wow all that posture and about letting alice go that she's let's go god they have a phone with a drink next to him is perfectly encapsulation yeah like us didn't even arrest her you fuck you know i figured out why kathleen lied and said that beth was dead she was doing me a favor the only thing worse than losing one of your children is the cycle of waking up every morning with hope and then having it ripped away losing them all over again by dinner sir you really should get some sleep i won't sleep until i have my family back don't cut away from this fuck no this slowly going from his gun value really stop get in wait why is this happening oh i guess they go into the house how do you get on a plane though you're alice yeah how do you get on the plane back square one again where's alice hello you too the fuck off you you've ran off oh you've done something i realized killing her would only make me more like her she just said killing it would only make me more like her it's like oh fuck off you didn't earn that there's not killing but there's still apprehending yeah yeah oh look don't they flip teams i'll stop her no you didn't they've actually switched teams we follow her we find koreana we see but we have to know where she is to follow her and we get you the desert rose oh okay no it's right off at music what no but you you have to know where she is to follow her well i guess i'd put oh Jesus wow what a disaster that was gibberish that was utter nonsense that was exposition episode it's funny oh my goodness the exposition portions were so boring but the batwoman portions were incredible wow man disaster i am just i mean that was like pretty awful by bat even batwoman standards yeah what a mess what a bunch of it's just like sludge she was like you know what it's too late i gotta go get it out so i'm gonna go to my ex-girlfriend's place who might know where ocean is and threaten to kill her to get the information so that she hits it with like a plant pod she falls on how ironic she's hit by her plant pod trying to get rid of her force ghost mom is fucking with her in the whole episode that's hilarious yeah it's kryptonite giving her access to the dead i don't know i guess we never addressed it there was like this this episode began with her like writhing in pain because she's dying from the kryptonite this literally cycling into her brain yeah and then they're like uh we'll try going for the ocean thing that didn't work we'll try doing this is like time to kill alice no actually no you know what let's just get a cure yeah okay yeah we're gonna get it you're gonna follow alice to the cure i just you know if i were in the room he had to do is find alice it sucks that we have to go to this island to get the cure all when if we had someone with like your old blood like that would oh that would just be yeah man crazy oh wait a minute because they just said all they said about the cure all blood is that you can't take it from someone who's been given it but you can get it from the source right well yeah the kid the kid that got it from this uh mary lived and is like cancer was killed or whatever and so so if i was so jealous of them two hooking up that she erased his memory of her and her memory of him and made her super crazy so she's not responsible for everything she's done she's like the winter soldier now amazing i got in her eyes and stuff so who knows what latent powers she has that they are gonna they're gonna show up at the precise time they need to show up remember season one's point for alice was there's a reason she does all of this crazy shit and it's because of a horrible upbringing from a creepy skin man and how much she was abandoned and betrayed okay you know like okay this season's like no no because she was actually hypnotized like what yeah this turns yeah this is the episode that more than anything else like vindicates alice she's totally okay she's fine she shouldn't be held responsible anymore i suppose it's i don't know now that she knows i guess any subsequent murders i guess those those count right or do they not yeah that's the weird thing i guess like she has she taken this in should this be serious i don't know i don't know it feels like she can change it all yeah all of everything about her she's been told that yeah someone did this to you you're the victim of somebody who changed your brain that sounds like a pretty big deal if somebody would have told me that what thanks though but all the flashbacks trying to re-contextualize are villain it's all done in such a horrific way i'm gonna kill it because you guys you shouldn't be left alive and then she's like actually die force ghosts force goes mama said no i don't want to become hurt fuck off you rush this payoff so hard you didn't do anything to set it up you just sort of had that there's the pay off took me a second to realize also ex-girlfriend just normal day bat woman shows up and says give me information on some other guy and you're like no i know your friend there it's like hey can you go for a second babe i'm just gonna talk to bat woman all right okay also i don't recognize that bat woman is my like girlfriend no of course it's the clown hair like it really throws people off and then we have the story about how the the sacred female blood makes the desert rose flower bloom at uh at 38 42 ish when she tackles her in that fight uh the actress for alice just seems to like very carefully fall over she's like oh no you got me oh and uh it amuses me it amuses me greatly you kill my mama but you know why is tension filled for the audience because we know that she only killed it because she was manipulated by sapphire yeah that's drama fuck that yeah i know fuck that because by the time we hit like season four alice will probably be the next bat woman oh my god can you imagine they unhypnotize her and she's like oh my god i can't believe i've been forced to do all these horrible things i'm good actually and then jacob's like you sort of go to jail and then everyone's like jacob you're wrong she's a good person you've committed like dozens of murders and kidnappings and crimes you just sigh like i hate this show like uh jacob's just struggling to have the right thing be done he's just struggling he's one man out for justice in a universe that doesn't even know what justice is yep easily my favorite character now he's just undoubted always want to steal it and even when luke is like yeah but we could apprehend her and also just brush that away luke is like just too cucky right now he needs to like stand up himself because he's always the fact basically yeah we have ryan in that fucking suit when she's going off the rails and uncontrollable at least bat woman at least ruby rose was sort of like a team player i can't believe i'm i'm talking about the positive traits of kate kane i mean it would be really cool if one day he comes into the cave like oh my security pass isn't working and then they open the door and then she's like are we doing this and then like you can't have the suit anymore we're gonna ask you to leave yeah she's just like what why it's like well you're incredibly reckless um you're very dangerous you have like no claim to this whatsoever yeah you're irrational and you're dangerous and you're a loose cannon and you just have no sense of self-control batwoman what a mess all right then this show if you see you folks next time i suppose uh yeah bye tonight i saw a girl who reminded me of myself people like her the hope this city needs what'd you bring me